【462】Concert(1/2)
If wing fights are the fate that every scumbag must face when flying freely in the fish pond, Shiina Iori is undoubtedly the master of controlling the wings' strategic balance situation.
Facing the silent and intertwined tit-for-tat of the family of three, his solution was also very simple.
Or...the solution?
"beep--"
When the audience was silent in the living room, the three women's ears all noticed the vibrating sound of the phone from Iori's body, so they turned their heads to look at him in almost synchronous movements.
Shiina Iori was so furious about this gaze that he was looking at him, but in everyone's quiet and silent eyes, he still had to pick up his phone stiffly.
However, the moment I saw the letter on the screen, my pupils suddenly shrank.
He hung up the phone with almost no hesitation.
Facing the three women's eyes, he forced himself to bite the bullet and tried to fool him: "That... is a number I don't know, maybe I called the wrong one."
"Yeah?"
At this time, the young fox senior who is a big woman is always the fastest reaction.
Or maybe the experience of catching evil is too rich, so that the brain doesn't even need to be operated, and the series of brain-repair actions from "association" - "doubt" - "conclusion" - "try to capture flaws" can be completed in an instant.
Shino Sano had a smile on his face:
"Then show me your phone?"
Shiina Iori smiled forcibly, and subconsciously turned around the phone behind her back, trying to delete the communication record in a flash, and repeatedly agreed: "Well... OK."
"Bang!"
However, almost the moment he turned his phone behind him, his wrist was suddenly grabbed by the landlord lady from behind.
"Are you doing some extra action just now?"
Miyahara Nagisa's calm voice sounded from behind.
Shiina Iori's whole body suddenly became stiff.
"No, Iori~" Miss Yui, who still had dark circles on her face, yawned while complaining, "Isn't it a girl again this time?"
The three women who were obviously still facing each other just now suddenly became united in the enemy because of a simple phone call.
This shows how much pressure Shiina Iori's scumbag offensive brought them.
"What, how could it be..."
Shiina Iori grinned forcibly, but her heartbeat could not stop speeding up: "It's just a friend who is a little familiar!"
"By the way! I met when I signed a contract with Miss Takiya, Chiho and the others last time."
“Oh~~”
Senior Fox was still smiling and reached out to take the phone from Iori's hand: "Then I will call and ask?"
"Gudong."
Cold sweat slid down my forehead.
Shiina Iori still had the nerve to bite her teeth and chose to believe Miss Chiho's IQ:
"Ask! You can ask any questions!"
Unfortunately, before the plot could enter the interrogation process, the phone vibrated again in Shiina Iori's extremely frightened gaze:
"Dou~~"
The smile on Sano Shino's face became more and more rigorous.
However, when she lowered her head and saw the notes displayed on the screen, she couldn't help but be stunned.
【Yicheng Temple, high heels-flat-breasted music reviewer】
Yui and Nagisa also rushed over and looked around her.
Then, he couldn't help but look at Iori with a little surprised look.
He is really someone he knows at work?
And this note...
Almost at the same time, the three girls turned around and started searching for the address book rustlingly.
【Sino-wife】
【Yui-Madam】
【Zhujiang-Police Shushu】
The moment she saw the notes, Shino and Yui looked at each other with some complex eyes. She wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but she felt a little unhappy.
In the end, Yui took the lead in showing a 'hehe' pleasing smile.
There is no way, after all, she came later.
"Why is the only one who marked a policeman?!"
The landlord's expression on his face immediately couldn't hold back when he saw the notes. He turned around and grabbed Iori's collar in anger.
Shiina Iori quickly raised her hands and greeted the French military salute, her mind swiftly: "This...of course, it's for me to examine myself three times a day! Every call from Nagisa-chan has a good educational and spurious effect on me like a policeman, so that I can walk on the right path every day..."
"ha--?"
The landlord was so angry that the blood vessels on his forehead were tense up: "You are obviously trying to say, 'You will be arrested by the police if you take action against a minor girl'?!"
"And what happened to the note just now?"
"What is a music critic for 'high heels-flat breasts'? Have you eaten your rice with flat breasts? It's small and fabric-free, what's wrong with it!"
“Yes, yes, I was wrong.”
Shiina Iori admitted to the slightest conscience: "I shouldn't recognize people with my physical appearance, I will definitely repent in the future."
"snort!"
After sacking his strength, the landlord kept the expression that was almost collapsed on his face.
Just turned around and saw Shino and Yui who were gathering together and muttering something in a low voice, their eyes still flew towards somewhere where they were clearly not hunching their chests, but they were still standing tall.
I suddenly became even more angry!
He didn't even eat food and rushed into the room with a fierce momentum.
Decided!
No matter what happens this year, I will have to upgrade a card!
Seeing this, Shiina Iori finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Shino and Yui also seemed to have reached some common agreement, handing the phone back to Iori, and the two of them went to wash themselves.
Shiina Iori, who had escaped from the dead end, looked at his mobile phone screen and breathed a long sigh.
Sure enough! The chance of life is only reserved for those who are prepared.
He looked down at his phone, clicked on the address book, and looked at other notes.
【Lucky-Madam】
【Chanho-Friends Above (doubt?)】
Others such as Aya Ai Takiya Ai, Ogasawara, President Shikoi, Yui's mother, Miyahara's mother... and even Kazuya Panasonic and others have notes.
【Kaya-Fat Idiot】,【Shun-Little Idiot】,【Takaichi-Amateur Virginity】,【Nobunaga-Strong Idiot】
In addition, even the title of "The Four Idiots in Dongda" was accidentally rejected by others.
I hope they won't kill themselves after they know?
However, Shiina Iori at this time certainly couldn't think about that much.
After sending a message to Line, he quickly had a meal at home and left the house early.
When I came outside, I would be considered as ‘the sky was high and the birds were flying, and the sea was wide and the fish were leaping’.
"Hey, Miss Yicheng Temple?"
Gu Ju
"Ahhhh?"
"Iori Jun has a big stand~"
Aiko Ichijoji's charming voice came from across the phone: "It's not that the people at home discovered it, right?"
Shiina Iori was stunned at first, unwilling to talk more about this topic, and quickly passed by: "You are joking."
"It was just because there was something wrong before, so it was not convenient to answer the phone."
"Have you arrived at the previously agreed location now? I may be a while."
"It's okay, it's okay~"
Aiko Ichimaji, opposite the phone, seemed to be sucking some drinks Lulu, and her tone was casual: "Anyway, the concert will take some time to start, it's not a problem."
To be continued...