Chapter 11: Three Strategies to Flatten Thieves
Wei Guangzheng was so depressed that he was just trying hard to build our Pingding Mountain into a harmonious mountain, but the spirit beast and immortal did not seduce him, but took the initiative to send him a group of bandits.
Holding the last trace of luck, Wei Guangzheng sucked the air conditioner and asked, "Little Flea, can this bandit be considered a merit?"
Ma Fed said with a bitter face: "Brother Wei, do you think it's OK?"
Wei Guangzheng shook his fist hard when he heard this, gritted his teeth and said, "Let's go!"
"Brother Wei, what is this for?"
A fierce light flashed through Wei Guangzheng's eyes, "Then you need to ask, you will naturally destroy them."
Ma Fed quickly grabbed Wei Guangzheng's arm, trembling with Adam's apple and screamed: "Brother Wei——, it's not possible!"
"I can't do it? Why can't I? I dare to do these dirty things on my land, Wei Guangzheng, and I will not destroy them, and I am sorry for my name!"
"Brother Wei, have you forgotten the first golden rule that immortals must follow. To harm the lives of ordinary people, it will damage great merits. Moreover, if the four-value Gongcao knows it and catches the Zhuxiantai, not only will he crush his bones and ashes, but even his soul will not be able to enter the cycle of reincarnation."
"What? The first golden rule for immortal cultivators?" Wei Guangzheng looked like a layman and scratched the back of his head, "There is this thing?"
"Brother Wei, that's natural. Mortals have no power to fight back in front of immortals. If they are based on their nature, then the world will be no longer in chaos."
Wei Guangzheng thought, there was something wrong, but this trouble also came. The bandit stayed on the mountain and suffered great damage to his merits, but he could not be eliminated. So what should I do?
"Brother Wei, you don't have to be angry, there is actually no way."
"Oh? Do you have a way?" Wei Guangzheng glanced at Ma Fed, obviously not thinking that this guy could have any constructive opinions.
Ma Flea stretched out his green jade finger and said, "Brother Wei, I have three strategies to eliminate this bandit."
"What?" Wei Guangzheng was amused when he heard this. This boy thought he was Zhuge Liang. I think it was almost the same as Zhuge Liang. However, Wei Guangzheng could not think of any way at once. He said casually, "Then you just throw away the bricks and attract the jade, and just say it casually. By the way, just talk about it, so as to save too much effort."
"Yes!" Ma Flea responded weakly, "This best strategy is to understand the truth, the middle strategy is to alert the snake, and the worst strategy is to use a knife to kill people."
Wei Guangzheng didn't expect that Ma Fei would say three idioms as if he was pretty good. His level seemed to be better than the second-middle school. He was about to hear the truth, but he saw Ma Fei pursing his cherry mouth and stopping talking. He couldn't help but urged, "What else?"
"It's gone, Brother Wei, please let me tell you a rough idea."
"Hey! You dare to argue, hey! Let me tell you in detail!" Wei Guangzheng was clenching his fists and was about to hit him. Ma Fed quickly said in a trembling voice: "Brother Wei, I'll take it off, I can't take it off."
Wei Guangzheng felt goose bumps when he heard it, "What does 'take off' mean? Is it good to say'? It's okay! I speak clearly. There are two big men in this wilderness. Can others still say this clearly? Does my taste have that heavy?"
"Brother Wei, you are so bad-" Ma Fed was about to elongate the sound again, but Wei Guangzheng glared at him fiercely, and then he closed his nasal voice, "Brother Wei, this is the best strategy, to know the reason. To understand the reason, the whole sentence comes from the Analects of Confucius. This is what the whole sentence is, as the saying goes, the Master said: 'Move it with emotion...', Ouch!"
Wei Guangzheng finally ignored the danger that his hands would rot, and gave Ma Fa a fierce look and said with a fierce look: "Are you finished it? Do you have to memorize the entire Analects of Confucius?"
The horse flea rubbed the pain area, and Qiu Shui's pupils became moist again, "Brother Wei, didn't you tell me to go into details?"
"You dare to be stubborn! Talk to me well, otherwise I won't think about anything I think about. I will throw you into the thief's nest and get a plan to get rid of the firewood from the cauldron. When they see your appearance, they dare to live on this mountain. I will pierce the word "suit" on my biceps!"
I don’t know if I was afraid of Wei Guangzheng or the treatment he had in the thief’s nest, but the horse flea daisy tightened, so I didn’t dare to be pretentious. I said quietly: “Brother Wei, don’t. I said it’s not possible.”
"Speak quickly! Say it well!"
"Yes. I understand the reason, so I naturally let Brother Wei come to you directly and explain the righteousness with righteousness. Tell the truth that killing and setting fire to those bandits. After they understand the truth, they will naturally go down the mountain obediently."
Wei Guangzheng compared the word "two" with his hands, "I just told them that they would listen. Do you think I am the Grand Lord?"
"Brother Wei, if you want to do this, you naturally cannot come to the door so directly. As the saying goes, 'People need to wear clothes and Buddha,' although Brother Wei is a mountain god who has received the immortals, these bandits naturally cannot see Brother Wei's wise and magical martial arts. So before coming to the door, you naturally have to dress up well, so that people can think that Brother Wei is a fairy-like and fairy-like appearance. Only if you say this can you have weight!"
Wei Guangzheng was a little surprised. The horse flea understood the true meaning of the word "packing". He couldn't help but say, "I didn't expect you could say such insightful words. It's really feasible to plan this plan. This is a solution, so what about your plan?"
Seeing that his advice was recognized, Ma Chai was also excited, and shook his Adam's apple and swallowed, "This is a plan, just to alert the snake. Brother Wei, how do you think of our mountain?"
"Our mountain?" Wei Guangzheng looked around, "The poor mountain and bad water are really not very good."
"That's it! As the saying goes, the poor mountains and rivers are evil. Brother Wei, you think, you are usually a little timid and dare not enter our mountain. Those who are a little braver are afraid of not being able to live on the mountain. So as long as you wait for the night when you can't see your fingers, Brother Wei, you will come to the door and pretend to be a ghost to scare them a few times. Do you think these bandits can't go down the mountain like scared snakes?"
"Hey! I didn't expect you, a kid, still have some brains. This Zhongce seems to sound good, but there is only one thing that needs to be changed."
When Ma Chai heard the praise, his face was full of pride. Later, he was stunned again when he heard this and said, "Which point?"
"It's not OK to give me the task of pretending to be a ghost, but it's the best to give it to you. It's really a good use. Haha--"
The face of Ma Fei showed grief and anger, and said without saying: "Brother Wei——"
"Okay, don't elongate the tone! Back to the point, although Zhongce is good, it doesn't seem as straightforward as the top star. It's too exhausting and hard work. Things on the mountain are in trouble. How can we spend so much time on a group of bandits?"
Ma Chai nodded and said, "Brother Wei said that this is indeed not as fast as the best strategy, so there is no need to say my worst strategy."
"Well? Why? Isn't your worst plan called killing someone with a knife? It sounds very evil, why don't you say it?"
"Brother Wei, this strategy is more effective. As the saying goes, killing people with a knife means that we don't do anything and notify the local governments of the thieves on the mountain. As long as the government goes up the mountain to suppress the thieves, Brother Wei, you secretly help them. Wouldn't you resolve these bandits invisibly? And helping the thieves to flatten the top of the government can be considered a considerable merit!"
Wei Guangzheng heard the word "merit" and his eyes turned green, but after a while, he breathed out and said, "Forget it. Although this bad strategy sounds good, God knows what kind of virtue this local government is. We should be self-reliant and don't covet this merit."
"Brother Wei is right." Ma Fai's eyes turned around, and after praising Wei Guangzheng, he said, "Brother Wei, I have thrown my bricks. I don't know if Brother Wei has any tricks. Can you tell me it and open my eyes."
Hey! Boy still remembers this!
But to be honest, I really didn't think of any better way, but Wei Guang was naturally unwilling to show weakness on the front, and waved his hand and said, "Why use a knives to kill chickens? Such a group of incompetent little thieves, using your third-rate methods that are not enough." Wei Guangzheng said this, for fear that the horse flea would stick to him and listen to some clever plan, and then he said, "It's just that. As for the saying that first politeness and then the army, we will come to the door openly to understand the reason. With my three-inch tongue, I don't believe that I can't surrender these thieves. As for the fact that pretending to be a god or a ghost, it's too much, so I'll leave it as a backup."
Ma Fed nodded repeatedly and flattered at the right time: "Maybe when Brother Wei appears, they will accept your domineering spirit when they see your domineering spirit, and cry and make a fuss to make you a cow and horse for Brother Wei!"
"Ha ha--"
Wei Guangzheng's arrogant laughter echoed in the valley.
Chapter completed!