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Chapter 168: Stealing a chicken will not lead to a loss of rice
Turning back to the day, Wang Kuang thought it through, he finally put down his mind completely, and then he remembered the several bowls of pork belly stewed in the kitchen. He couldn't help but move his index finger. After seeing again, the two treasures had run away. He thought they should have gone back to ventilate with the old men, so he didn't care about them. Anyway, the two treasures would definitely appear on time at mealtime. It's just right now, there is no one around him, and it's rare to be quiet once, so he put his hands on his back and walked towards the kitchen, trying to drink a bowl of pork belly soup that he hadn't tasted for a long time while it was hot.
However, he discovered something strange. All the Lin family members who saw Wang Kuang were more reserved than before. The eyes of Wang Kuang looked at Wang Kuang with a clear sympathy and pity. Some servants even rushed to Wang Kuang and kicked all the small stones and other things on the road. When they met the strange corner, some servants stood there to block the protrusion of the corner with their bodies. Even when Wang Kuang was about to cross a threshold of only half a foot high, the servants stretched out their hands to support him. What's wrong? Isn't it just pretending to be sick and not adapting to the local conditions? As for this? Wang Kuang was a little puzzled, but he didn't go deeper.
After thinking about it, he didn't know that his pretended to be sick, but Old Man Ying seized the opportunity to write a big article. This article was so big that the whole world knew, but the person involved was unaware of it. Moreover, he was so sad that he was a little bit polite at this time and learned the three steps in Peking Opera, which made the Lin family's servants think that Wang Kuang was so ill that he was not even steadily. Naturally, he even implemented his "incurable disease" even more. Even the imperial physician was helpless. Why didn't those families be nervous? Look at this walking, if he was shaking, if he fell and got sick, then he would get sick, who could bear it?
No matter him, he was pretending to be sick anyway, but the careful appearance of these family members made Wang Kuang a little unacceptable. But he believed that if he saw that he was acting as usual in a few days, the servants would not be so full of soldiers.
Wang Kuang did not notice the ringing rings that were heard all over the Chang'an City. First, Shengpingfang was not on the side of the main streets that directly lead to the city gate, and was separated by two or three yards. These streets that were not affected by the ringing were still crowded with people, so the ringing rings became much smaller after they came. Second, there were many Hu merchants who led horses or camels every day in Chang'an City. These Hu merchants traveled in groups for long distances.
It is convenient for the entire horse or camel team. The horses and camels have bells tied. Some often come to Chang'an. After entering the city, they know to use cloth strips to stuff the bells to avoid making noises. Many of them are the first time they come, so they naturally let the bells ring randomly until the street guards come forward to stop and they will know that the bells are blocked. Therefore, in Chang'an City, you can hear the sound of bells at any time, and Wang Kuang did not deliberately understand the difference between the sounds of the urgent bells and ordinary bells, so he naturally would not care.
The purpose of Wang Kuang pretending to be sick is actually very simple. There are only two. One is to have a good time for the beauty of a lover. When she is sick, it is reasonable for the little lady to come to visit. Even if outsiders find out, they will not be able to chew the tongue. When the little lady comes, she will always be satisfied with the request of a sick person and a little taste of the fragrant tongue. As for the further development, Wang Kuang dared not think that the little lady is more intense than other women. If she really knows that she is pretending to be sick in the future, do you know if she will not let herself go to bed after getting married? Besides, my current body is still not adult. Well, don’t worry, don’t worry.
The second reason for pretending to be sick is to avoid princes like Li Tai. Since Li Tai has come to the door, it is impossible to guarantee that a lot of Li Chengqian or Li will come one after another in the future. Now you can avoid it for a while. It is best to hide until you go back to Jian'an. If you are sick, you need to rest alone. You can't just rush in and disturb the patient's rest? These princes pay the most attention to reputation at this time, so it becomes natural for them to refuse to meet when the news of their illness spread. Of course, when you really return to Jian'an, these princes will stop and stop harassing themselves when they see that their contact with Li Yesi is temporarily interrupted.
However, there were two princes that Wang Kuang wanted to meet him very much. One was Li Ke who was wronged and loved by Li Lao Er. As far as Wang Kuang knew in the future, Li Ke did not have any intention of seizing the throne. At least he did not have any actions in this regard. A small part of the reason why he died tragically was caused by himself. At the beginning, Changsun Chou Lao Elix did not intend to kill him, but just found an excuse to demote Li Ke. Perhaps it was because he was deeply loved by Li Lao Er on weekdays that Li Ke was a little confused and even publicized everywhere that Changsun Chou Lao Elix was a traitor. If the traitor did not die, the country would be destroyed.
Death completely annoyed Changsun Chou Laosan and Li Laoer who trusted Chou Laosan. In the end, he died in a foreign land, and his miserable life came to an end. Li Ke loved Li Laoer because of his intelligence and talent. It was a pity for such a person to die. Therefore, Wang Kuang had considered in private how to protect the kid's life without affecting the course of history. For example, it is feasible to let the kid hide his identity or become a monk. He just didn't know if this kid can withstand loneliness. Well, observe and look at it later. If it is really worth saving, it may be possible.
Another Wang Kuang wanted to meet was Li Zhi, the real successor of Li Laoer. This was a tragic emperor, but Wang Kuang didn't plan to do anything. Maybe before those things that affected future generations happened, Wang Kuang might not have to return home. He had to deal with his own affairs after his death. He didn't have to cause so much trouble for himself. Making a fortune in a quiet voice is the king. What Wang Kuang wanted to do was to establish a good relationship with the future emperor, a child, and have a good relationship with him since he was a child. Such a relationship is much stronger and more reliable than the relationship of an adult. It's just hateful. He is not a history student, and he doesn't know the specific situation of this little kid, what do you like and who you like? Who do you hate? If you can pass through a doctor of history out of thin air, Wang Kuang would definitely be able to pounce on him and hold him/her and eat him/her for a few bites.
Wang Kuang shook it to the kitchen in one step, but saw that Little Lady Lin brought a food plate. A large bowl of Tanglian in the plate walked out of the kitchen. The little maid followed behind pouted in dissatisfaction, probably because she wanted to help Little Lady take the food plate and was rejected.
The little lady was staring at the road under her feet intently. When she looked up, she saw Wang Kuang. She was so shocked that she almost lost her composure: "Why didn't Erlang rest and run around in the house? You're just sick, so it's better not to run around."
Wang Kuang did not answer, but went to see the food plate. It was the pork belly soup he was greedy, and a large bowl full of them. He asked with a smile: "I'll serve it to Kuang? Hehe, it's so good that I'm sick. Someone has something to serve, and it's."
"Who brought it to you for food? This is for my mother." The little lady's face turned slightly red and she said.
The little maid behind probably hadn't recovered from her dissatisfaction, and muttered angrily: "Someone was still nagging just now, saying that someone was sick and needed to take a rest. Someone had to take the food with her own hands."
Seeing that someone was exposed, the little lady turned around and glared at the little maid fiercely. The little maid was not afraid, but instead smiled and gave Wang Kuang Wan a blessing. Then she was embarrassed at the little lady, turned around and ran away, leaving only one sentence: "I won't disturb my son-in-law." Wang Kuang and the little lady were standing there at the kitchen door.
The people in the kitchen wanted to watch the fun, but they all squeezed behind the door, poked their heads out one by one, and were thrusting at Wang Kuang with a stingy look. Wang Kuang caught a glimpse and threw a sentence over: "If you want someone to come to the kitchen again in the future, you can run as far as you want now." When the guys heard it, they all disappeared without a trace as if they were oiled on their feet.
Seeing that Wang Kuang drove everyone away, the young lady was even more embarrassed. She stood there and continued walking or retreating. But she realized that Wang Kuang was "bad intentions" today and was so embarrassed.
Looking around, no one was there anymore. Wang Kuang took advantage of the fact that the young lady had no time to take her hands and took a step forward slowly. He hugged the young lady's waist from behind, put his mouth against her ears, and quietly said love words, making the young lady feel panic, her face flushed, and her feet become soft. She snuggled up against Wang Kuang, but she didn't dare to move around, for fear of spilling the soup.
Wang Kuang was naturally greedy. As he spoke, his whole face rubbed up, and his mouth took advantage of the opportunity of the little lady's head turning around and dodging. He took a hand and covered it up. He had no time to spare his hands. He slowly moved up from his waist. When Wang Kuang used his tongue to pry open the little lady's closed teeth and reached the peak. The little lady suddenly became soft and could no longer stand. The food plate in his hand tilted, and a large bowl of soup was poured on Wang Kuang felt uncomfortable and insisted on sticking the little lady's left leg. The soup was out of the pot, so it was naturally hot. Moreover, the robe she wore in summer was thin, so Wang Kuang was so hot that he was jumping around. Fortunately, Wang Kuang took some time to prepare just now, otherwise the hot would guarantee a large piece of skin. Even so,
Wang Kuang could no longer bear it, so he quickly let go of the little lady, but did not look at him. Instead, he lowered his head and looked around to see if the little lady was burning. Seeing that the little lady had only some soup splashed on her body, he felt relieved. The little lady had already come to her senses, stretched out her feet, stomped Wang Kuang's feet, and cared about Wang Kuang with concern. When Wang Kuang said it was okay, the little lady took advantage of Wang Kuang's not paying attention, and turned around and covered her face and flew away. The only remaining Wang Kuang kicked the food plate to relieve his anger. Today, it was really impossible to steal chickens, and it was a waste of rice. How rare is such an opportunity? But, well, fortunately, I finally succeeded more than half of it. I want to kiss, kiss, hug, hug, hug, will I still have a chance in the future?
So, the Lin family saw their son-in-law, whose shirt was covered with soup, but they were smirking and shook them back to their yard step by step. They all looked at each other: Isn’t this son-in-law terminally ill?
Chapter completed!