Chapter 425: Monkey vs. Bald

Li Otaku went back to Kunlun and reunited his family. In addition, the family also added two little handsome men, Qingque, and the whole family was happy and so comfortable.

Li Yu, Jin Peng and Qingque got together, which made him feel a lot more fun.

Under the leadership of Li Yu's little otaku, the three little men were naughty on Kunlun Mountain every day, causing trouble and fighting, bringing endless laughter to the huge Kunlun Mountain.

The more unlucky ones are the wild monsters who live in small hills in Kunlun Mountain. Their clothes are burned to pieces today and their beards are cut tomorrow. Various methods are emerging one after another, but they are incredible.

First of all, the one who caused trouble was the Lord of Kunlun Mountain and the children of the Tongtian Sect Master. Naturally, these little monsters dare not complain; secondly, these three little men are too young, which makes it difficult to really get angry.

Moreover, the three little guys are cute and have a good attitude toward the point. They don’t make big mistakes, but keep making small mistakes. In addition, the aftermath plan of Biyou Palace has always been generous. If you get burned once, you can get compensation from a Nine-Turn Golden Pill. Gradually, these poor wild and poor monsters actually began to look forward to the stars and the moon, hoping that the three little boys from the Li family would come to their own house to make trouble.

However, the three little boys gradually felt that they had no pleasure in bullying these monsters that had basically no ability to resist. So the three little boys turned their target to the Kunlun Mountain Guard, who looked a bit funny and seemed to have good strength, and the water ape Wu Zhiqi.

Wu Zhiqi was still very excited that the three young men were willing to come to play with him.

Because this monkey is active but not quiet by nature. Although he is already married and has children, his nature is difficult to change. In addition, among the disciples of Jie Sect on Kunlun Mountain, only the second-generation male disciples are left with Duobao Xiaobao Pagoda. The Duobao Xiaobao Pagoda has always been solemn and has a half-master relationship with Wu Zhiqi. No matter how hard the monkey jumps away, he dare not make trouble in front of Duobao Xiaobao Pagoda. The rest of Wudang, Tianyao, Sanxiao and others are all female disciples, and they are all outrageously powerful, and Wu Zhiqi dare not be disrespectful.

So, while guarding the mountain gate, Wu Zhiqi also felt quite bored.

The most important thing is that Wu Zhiqi's wife is now obsessed with the seemingly promising job of chanting scriptures. She often hangs with two big loli, Pingyi and Shuangyi. Once she starts to recite this scripture, she usually sleeps endlessly, ranging from ten days to several months.

My wife ran away with others, but still ran away with two women. Wu Zhiqi had nowhere to vent her thoughts, which made Wu Zhiqi's yin and yang irregular, her mouth and tongue sores, and her butt seemed to be on fire. She scratched her ears and cheeks every day, and she didn't know what was said.

Now that there are finally three seemingly fun little boys who play with him all day long. Wu Zhiqi is very happy and happy. He takes different ways to figure out some new things every day, for fear that the three boys who are tired of playing will stop playing with him.

Leadered by Wu Zhiqi, a monkey who is not afraid of heaven and earth, he was fanning the flames by three powerful little men. One big, three little and four young people are increasingly showing off their power. He tossed the Kunlun Mountains in a radius of thousands of miles every day, and rushed to the sky, with a strong attitude of pushing Kunlun Mountains upside down.

However, under the guidance of Duobao Xiaobao Pagoda, Wu Zhiqi has abandoned evil and promoted good, and no longer committed murder and arson; and the three little men are just for fun and venting their extra energy. Therefore, these four troublemakers are mostly based on a playful mentality. Although they did not let Kunlun Mountain live peacefully for a day, they did not cause any big trouble.

However, if you do things in your house, disaster comes from heaven.

Originally, if these four disasters were just causing trouble within the Kunlun Mountains, it would be nothing to do, but if they were caused by disaster, they came to me.

By the way, since he returned in vain after the expedition of the Huaihe River, two child workers in Haotian Biyao were furious and ran to Zixiao Palace to report to the Supreme Lord. The two men left the darkness of the two men. Yan Dao did not obey the command, did not respect the laws of heaven, and did not come to the Heavenly Court to perform labor service, resulting in no generals available to his subordinates. Therefore, he begged Hongjun to give mercy to the old earthworms and let the Supreme Lord and Yuanshi go to his subordinates to work, and all of them obeyed their commands.

Hearing this, the old earthworm Hongjun is so angry!

I am asking you to compete with your cheap disciple, Master Tongtian, for the luck of heaven and earth, but not to let you attack the two honest children of Taishang and Yuanshi! You guys have done things wrong and turned against you. Now they are still salivating. Come to my mother to sue for the wrongdoing, which is simply outrageous!

So, after Hongjun's old earthworm snorted coldly without saying a word, he waved his hand and swept the two little child workers of Haotian Biyao out of Zixiao Palace.

When the old earthworm in Hongjun was disgusted, Haotian and Biyao were depressed. After turning back to heaven, they thought for a while, but they still felt that they were not very balanced in their hearts.

Although the disciple of the good man, Senior Brother Tongtian, seemed a little bit vicious and didn't listen to his own words, he still sent someone to work for his Heavenly Court. He is also under the disciple of Daozu Hongjun. Why are you so arrogant? Brother Yuanshi and others are so special!

However, the Taishang and Yuanshi are disciples of Hongjun, and they have innate treasures to suppress their luck. They are also saints of Hunyuan. With the identity of two boys under the seat of Hongjun, they have little arms and legs, and they really can't compete with these two brothers.

"Or why we join forces with Senior Brother Taishang, Senior Brother Tongtian, and Senior Brother Yuanshi to put pressure on each other?" Just as the child labor Haotian frowned and thought hard, the child labor Biyao next to him spoke softly.

"Hmm?" Haotian's child laborer did not realize the meaning of Biyao's child laborer's words for a while, so he looked up at Biyao's child laborer with a searching gaze.

"I'm so stupid! I don't understand this!" Biyao's child laborer complained in his heart.

Although he was disdainful, Biyao's child laborer did not show any of his face. Instead, he lowered his eyebrows and said with a respectful expression, "The Supreme Master is only Xuandu, and it is impossible to send him to the Heavenly Court forever. Zhao Gongming, the second disciple of Senior Brother Tongtian, is already the Emperor of the Antarctic Heavenly Life. There are also a group of external disciples of the Jie Sect who are helping him. Now he is too big. He can no longer let the Jie Sect disciples participate in my Heavenly Court too much, otherwise the Heavenly Court would have become the Jie Sect."

"So, now, the only thing we want to target is Senior Brother Yuanshi. Just ask the disciples of the Ancestral Sect to agree to work in my Heaven."

Hearing this, Haotian's child laborer quickly nodded vigorously like a chicken pecking at the rice, indicating that it was reasonable!

But how to unite with the Supreme Master, Tongtian, the two senior brothers, to help their Heavenly Court put pressure on Yuanshi Tianzun, is a problem.

It might be easy to say something about Senior Brother Tongtian, but that senior brother always looks down on him and how could he help him?

Besides, even if the subordinates of Yuanshi Tianzun are willing to come to the Heavenly Court to serve, it will still be a problem whether they listen to their own words at that time!

Just like that, the two little child workers were sneaking and whispering every day. After hundreds of years of planning, they failed to come up with a decent constitution.

Until one day, I heard the land stationed in Pantao Garden from my subordinates that the peaches in Taoyuan were about to mature. When did the two child workers' eyes lit up suddenly.

Therefore, after several days of preparation, the matter of convening the first Peach Banquet of Heaven was officially included in the agenda by two child laborers.

The first thing to do is to invite guests to a meeting. Of course, this is an invitation.

The two child laborers were very keen. All the demon gods who had known identity and cultivation were not lower than theirs. No matter what their origin, the two child laborers sent invitations.

Not only the saints of the Three Pure Land, but also the two leaders of the Western Sect, even the Hongjun Daozu and the two little child laborers respectfully delivered an invitation. In addition, the famous and surnamed Taoist masters under the Sanqing Sect, the four-sided Heavenly Emperor and his subordinates were mainly responsible for their duties, and some wild cultivators with higher cultivation levels, etc., all sent an invitation, which was very much like to capture all the monks in the world.

After all, the Jade Emperor Haotian Child Labor, nominally, is the lord of all the heavens. Everything in the world is under the jurisdiction of Haotian Child Labor, and there seems to be the support of the Taoist ancestor Hongjun. Therefore, most monks, including the Sifang Tiandi, still give Haotian Child Labor a good face, and they all attend the Peach Banquet on time according to the invitation of Haotian Child Labor.

Of course, Hongjun's old earthworm, as well as the three Qing dynasties, including Li Otakuan, and the two leaders of the Western Sect, did not come.

However, Haotian's child laborers did not expect these saints who seemed to have their eyes on their heads to condescend to honor their nobles and support their stinky feet.

According to the original intention of Haotian’s child laborer, he just wanted to tentatively win over the disciples of the Chan Sect to see if they could use it for their own use. So, it would be best if these Hunyuan saints did not come.

It was not expected that Haotian's child laborer would not come, but he sent his disciples to come.

The old man Taishang naturally sent Master Xuandu to come; and the person in the sect of the Academic Sect to which Yuanshi was sent was Guangchengzi, the cheap teacher of Gongsun Xuanyuan; the two bald men in the Western sect sent to represent the two, the emperor, the second generation god of the Sakyamuni clan, the Emperor, Indra.

This bald man is very lucky. After being killed by the little turtle spirit loli in the past, he attracted the bald man to consume great magic power to help him rebirth. Then he consumed countless magic pills and finally piled up the bald man's cultivation level of Imperial Shitian.

As for the disciples of Li Otakuan Jie Sect, the one who came forward was the disciple of Jie Sect, Duobao Xiaobao Pagoda. However, Duobao Xiaobao Pagoda also brought a follower, the guard of Kunlun Mountain, and the monkey Wu Zhiqi.

The Duobao Little Pagoda brought this monkey after many considerations.

This time, there are even Western sects under the Three Qingshus in Dongtu, who gather together for the first time. This comparison and show-off is inevitable.

The comparison between monks is nothing more than showing magic weapons and emitting a little momentum to scare people. Especially the disciples of these four sects are supported by the Hunyuan Saint, and generally speaking, they will not make a big fuss.

With the current high-level cultivation level of the thirty-sixth level of the Duobao Pagoda, you can touch the boundary of the Hunyuan Saint in just one step. You are disdainful to fight with the monks of the other three sects, so you captured Wu Zhiqi, a free thug, as a strong man.

When Wu Zhiqi heard that he was going to eat peaches in the sky, he was overjoyed. He followed Duobao's small pagoda all the way to the heavenly court.

When the disciples of the four sects meet, they are bound to show off each other.

Look, as the monks from all directions gathered in Lingyun Hall, someone jumped out to make trouble.

The first one to take action was the bald head of the Western Sect. Although the bald head was hung once, it later regained the residual soul in the Eight Treasures Merit Pool to condense the body. With the conditioning of countless spiritual medicines, not only has the cultivation level been restored, but it has improved slightly, and has barely reached the level of the thirty-two heavens. Moreover, the bald head's understanding of Western magic is only under the guidance of the two bald heads. Therefore, the two leaders of the Western Sect let him represent the Western Sect shake his majesty.

"Fellow Taoists, my Western teaching has three thousand wonderful methods that can overcome all sufferings..." Seeing that the three purses of the East Tu are all looking at their noses and mouths, and making them look like they are masters. Indra's bald head then uses enough magic power to show the golden flowers on the top. A golden body about three meters high floating and sinking, and he is the first to speak and fool him.

"Bang!" Before Indra's bald head could be said to the critical point, a low muffled sound came out, but a banana, with a small sticky banana, was falling on the golden flower of Indra's bald head.

It is said that the cultivation level of Indra Shitian's bald head is not low, and this Bodhi golden body has the attribute of eliminating all evils. Speaking of smoke, dust and debris, even some magic weapons with lower grades are difficult to get close to, and it is even more impossible to be hit by a banana peel.

So, it is obvious that someone deliberately made trouble and was humiliating Indra's bald head.

I was originally going to make a passionate speech, and I was so willing to fool a few random cultivators to go to the Western teachings to work. In no time, I would also shock the Three Pure Dao Sects of the East Tu to let them know how powerful my Western magic is. Unexpectedly, I was interrupted by someone, and Indra's bald head couldn't help but rise up in anger.

In the room, the disciples of the Three Qing Dynasties, who were watching on their own, and the wild cultivators and demon gods, were stunned at first, and then, a "boom" sounded and burst into laughter.

The anger rose, and the mysterious skill of Indra Shitian's bald head turned sharply. A golden light flashed above the golden body. Wherever the golden light passed, it quickly turned the half of the pitiful banana into ashes, and then it was time to raise his eyes and watch.

But in the direction of the Three Qing Daomen of the East Tu, the Taoist Master Duobao of the Jie Sect drooped his head, a monkey with a sharp-mouthed mouth and a monkey's cheek was still biting half a piece of banana in his mouth, and swallowing hard.

"You..." Di Shitian's bald head was obviously very angry, and raised his hand to point at Wu Zhiqi, making a crazy look of sucking horns.

Just as Indra was trembling with his bald head, the monkey rolled his eyes hard and swallowed half of the banana. Then, the bald head of Indra, who was not waiting, reacted, and jumped up and cursed, "You bald man who was suffering from plague, don't know anything! I came to Heaven to eat and drink for dinner. Whoever has time to listen to your noise? Those who know each other quickly close your beak! If you want to talk too much, I can't say that I, the old witch, will teach you the bald head on your parents and the principles of being a human being!"

On this side, Master Xuandu, Guangchengzi and others almost laughed when they heard this.

"This monkey is too, well, I'm ordering a rascal! Why do you really think that the Jade Emperor Haotian is trying to invite everyone to have a meal?"

However, everyone had no way to refute it. After all, the post of the Jade Emperor Haotian was clearly written, just to invite everyone to have a meal!

After being scolded by Wu Zhiqi as his son, Indra's bald face turned red and then purple. He shivered for a while before he recovered, his eyes roared, "Damn you!"

With the deepest silence of Indra's bald head, the golden body that was originally among the golden flowers on the top of Indra's bald head also turned from the kind-eyed Buddha to the vajra shape of an angry Vajra.

A magic power transformed into a vajra appeared out of thin air from the golden hand. As the thoughts of Indra Shitian turned, the golden body waved his hands, and the vajra brought out a dazzling golden light, which struck Wu Zhiqi's bald head and smashed it straight to Wu Zhiqi's bald head.

"Yeho? The deal is coming!" Wu Zhiqi was not only not afraid, but his face turned happy.

But it turns out that over the years, under the guidance of Duobao Xiaobao Pagoda, the monkey Wu Zhiqi has turned his evil and returned to the right. In addition to practicing the good lotus, he has also found an opportunity to go down the mountain to do some good deeds every day, which can pray for rain, fight floods, and benefit the people, build bridges and roads in the small paths, punish evil and promote good.

A lot of merit has been accumulated, and lotus good deeds have also made great progress. However, there is only one thing that makes Wu Zhiqi feel quite unhappy, that is, he did not find a decent opponent and fought happily, so that whenever he thinks about this, Wu Zhiqi feels itchy.

But Wu Zhiqi didn't dare to find the disciples of Jie Sect to discuss, because the few little loli who seemed to be unsuccessful and the little boy, the disciples of Jie Sect who were famous and surnamed were mostly pathological, and their cultivation was much higher than Wu Zhiqi. Although this monkey was itchy, he did not dare to go to find abuse.

Now I finally encountered such a bald guy who was half as good as me in terms of magic power. This guy was very keen to do it on himself with an intimate and interesting way. Wu Zhiqi was naturally excited.

He shouted "Good come" and Wu Zhiqi reached out and took out an embroidery needle. He shook it in the wind and turned into a golden iron rod. When his body swayed, he went straight to Indra's bald head and met.

"Break it for me!" With enough magic power, the iron stick in Wu Zhiqi's hand dripped through a golden light, hitting the vajra emitted by the bald vajra of Indra.

But when he heard a dull "bang", the bald pestle light of Indra's bald head turned into a stream of light in the sky, splashing everywhere.

These two are already small masters close to the thirty-third level of the heavenly realm. Now they are head-on and their magic power is stimulating, like a car bomb explodes.

In addition to the Three Pure Land and Four Emperors' locations, protected by experts and caused no losses, the other wild cultivators, as well as the evil gods serving the big and small under the Haotian child laborer, were all impacted by the aftermath of the explosion, and were slightly injured, either light or severe.

The most pitiful thing is this Lingyun Hall. Originally, this hall was newly built by a child laborer in Haotian, specially used for this Peach Banquet.

Therefore, although this Lingyun Hall was built spacious and bright and magnificent, in fact, it did not arrange any powerful ban magic array as a guardian array.

So, under the battle between Wu Zhiqi and Di Shitian, the bald head splashed the vajra light from the splattered vajra, which actually made the Lingyun Palace full of holes.

You know, Di Shitian was angry and angry, and with a hatred, the monkey Wu Zhiqi was afraid that the world would not be in chaos. With the two sides fighting head-on, even the child worker of Haotian himself would not dare to go against his edge. What's more, the one who built the Lingyun Palace was just a group of miscellaneous little monsters under Haotian.

He swung out a stick and smashed the vajra transformed by Indra's bald magic power. Wu Zhiqi felt refreshed and felt refreshed. He was confident.
Chapter completed!