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Chapter 55 I can understand the battle of tongues

When he walked out of Bank of America, Kang Hu felt sad for Bank of America. No wonder employees like Kevin were surpassed by Citibank.

Bank of America is the second oldest bank in the United States. It was only two years later than the first bank in the United States, North America.

Bank of America is now the largest bank in the United States and the world's top 500 companies. However, in a while, Bank of America will be replaced by Citibank and give up the throne of the No. 1 bank.

Kevin is just an account manager at Bank of America (Hong Kong) branch, but not only has he appointed himself a secretary, but also uses his company's business to earn kickbacks. Kang Hu has to feel sad for Bank of America.

Kang Hu sighed at the door, then said to Mai Jiahua beside him: "Do you want to have a drink?"

"Of course, today is my lucky day." Mai Jiahua was very grateful for the importance Kang Hu gave.

So Kang Hu was riding in Mai Jiahua's car, and Mai Jiahua recommended a place he thought was good.

As a result, Kang Hu was taken to Lan Kwai Fong. I said before that Lan Kwai Fong has no bar yet. It will take 1981 years for the founder of Lan Kwai Fong to open its first restaurant California.

Kang Hu was taken to an Italian restaurant by Mai Jiahua with confusion. After entering the restaurant and observing it, Kang Hu realized that this was a gathering spot for Upis.

Upis is called in Western countries, and in China it is called white-collar workers or petty bourgeoisie.

Mai Jiahua found a familiar seat, and then ordered the waiter skillfully. When it was Kang Hu's turn, Kang Hu only said "metoo."

"How is it? It's good here!" After Mai Jiahua and the waiter left, they asked Kang Hu for comment.

"It's not bad, it's all you foreigners, which makes me look very alternative here." Kang Hu quipped.

In fact, what Kang Hu was thinking at this time was whether to step on Lan Kwai Fong before it was prosperous, and you must know that every inch of land will be valuable in the future!

The two chatted for a while, and the dishes they ordered were served, and they also began to turn their attention to dinner.

After eating for a while, the conversation between Kang Hu at the table was stopped.

The table facing Kang Hu's back is four young foreigners, three men and one woman, two red-haired men sit on the back of Kang Hu, and the other man and one woman seem to be a couple sitting in front of Kang Hu. When Kang Hu and the others just sat down, they kept communicating in English.

After Kang Hu and his friends came up, the two red-haired young men behind him actually spoke Icelandic, and the conversation that made Kang Hu stop was the conversation content of the two red-haired young men in Icelandic.

The red-haired man on the left said, "Thor, look at a Hong Kong man sitting behind you."

The man named Thor may have looked back and paused, and said, "It's so unlucky. I have to meet Hong Kong people here. Is it not enough to see them all day long? I can't hide from here. I'm really damn."

The man on the left smiled and said, "Don't forget that you are in Hong Kong, but I hate this person too, and the air is distorted because of this person."

Thor seemed to be said on G-spot and quickly replied: "Yes, what you said is right by Batasa, it's all this damn minion who is polluting the air."

"Tor..." Batasa was about to continue talking, a napkin fell on his head, and then he pressed his head with one hand.

At this time, an Icelandic voice came from behind him, Batasa.

"What you said just now made me angry." His voice was cold, reminding him of the cold winter in his hometown.

At this time, Thor, who was standing by, said in English: "What are you doing?"

"What am I doing? Can you say what you just said in English?" Kang Hu also changed to English.

Thor was speechless. He never expected that he would meet a Hong Kong person who could understand Icelandic. You should know that even in Europe, not many people would learn a non-spoken language like Icelandic.

In fact, he was right. Even in the 21st century, not many people in China learned Icelandic, and some people had never even heard of Iceland.

But who told them to meet Kang Hu, especially Kang Hu, who recently learned the Germanic language department. In fact, Kang Hu has learned all the languages ​​of other major European countries except the Germanic language department. Who made Kang Hu very idle these days?

Thorton said for a moment: "This is British Hong Kong, you are too ungenius."

"You guys said just now, just a gentleman?" Kang Hu was so upset by Thor's words and asked back sarcastically.

"Okay, let's say..." Thor was about to apologize because he had seen Batasa's pain so much that he couldn't even open his mouth.

"What are you doing, you yellow monkey." The remaining male voice at the table interrupted Thor's head, and the "yellow monkey" behind him was in Dutch.

When Kang Hu heard the back, he glared at him in Dutch and said, "You white-skinned pig, do you want to die?"

Another brown-haired man who was at the same table with Thor and the others did not expect Kang Hu to speak Dutch and was stunned for a moment.

The brown-haired man was stunned. Kang Hu was not stunned. He took a step forward, walked to the man, grabbed a napkin and dragged it on his hand, then covered his backhand, and pressed the man who stood up while he was talking back to the chair.

In this way, Kang Hu pressed the heads of two foreigners with one hand, making him very domineering, and these two foreigners knew that the expressions on their faces were so painful.

At this time, the woman who was sitting next to the brown-haired man, who might be his girlfriend, stood up. She shouted, "Let go of Martin." After that, she wanted to reach out to grab Kang Hu's hand. A cold light flashed in Kang Hu's eyes, and she glared at her coldly. She was so scared that she took a step back and sat back on the chair.

After saying so much, it was only a minute before Mai Jiahua reacted from Kang Hu's actions.

"Dear Kang, what's wrong?" Mai Jiahua walked to Kang Hu and looked at the situation and asked.

"They just scolded me in Icelandic language, thinking I didn't understand," Kang Hu said coldly, feeling uncomfortable and said in Sichuan dialect: "Damn it, you're too lazy to burn snails and waste your life."

Kang Hu felt more happy after scolding, and he was most happy to give his body to his own way.

Although Mai Jiahua has been living in Hong Kong for 7 years, he really can't understand Sichuan dialect.

These foreigners are instinctively superior to others because Hong Kong is a colony, and these Upisses carry large briefcases all day long, entering and leaving hotels, office buildings, conference rooms, terminals, and business clubs, and then shook hands with customers gracefully, smiled, exchanged business cards, and signed cooperation intentions. These foreigners even thought that Hong Kong was so prosperous with them.

Foreigners’ domineering also comes from Hong Kong’s no Chinese to be a high-ranking official. At this time, even the highest leader of the police is foreigner. In 1989, Li Junxia served as the police chief and became the first Chinese to take up this position. I don’t know how much of this is because of the factors that Hong Kong is about to return.

Kang Hu would not spoil these self-righteous foreigners.

Next, more and more foreigners saw what happened here. At first, they could speak in English, but under the stigma of some people who were obviously racist, watching the fun turned into a verbal war.

These foreigners come from all over the world and speak a variety of languages. At the beginning, they could speak in English, but when they were spoken soon, they would all become their own native languages. As a result, what they said was Kang Hu could refute in the same language.

Kang Hu is like Zhuge Liang fighting against a group of scholars, and foreigners are a bit like Zhou Xingxing fighting against a group of females in "The Ninth-rank Sesame Official".

The whole restaurant is so lively! The most miserable person is the two people who were held down by Kang Hu. They are really suffering now and can’t say anything.

The entire restaurant became a live show, with the four of Kang Hu and Batasa at the bottom. Around them were some racists, and they were watching the fun outside.

At the beginning, Mai Jiahua was sent outside by Kang Hu.

Kang Hu scolded so much. Not only is there a lot of people in China, but there are also many kinds of swear words. Kang Hu used his super brain to curse without any other swear words and translated all kinds of swear words into various language versions. In the end, all foreigners became the eunuch Li Lianying, who was scolded by Zhou Xingxing until the end in "The Nine-Ranking Sesame Official".

The foreigners were scolded and panting, but Kang Hu was still full of energy.

The mistress of PS has never passed the English exam, so she won’t lose that person anymore. I basically use Chinese to call people. I’m sorry! (I posted the video address of Zhuge Liang’s verbal battles with scholars in the works related to the works, or if you are interested, you can search it yourself)
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