1. The first chapter must use the longest name to appear domineering
The blue sky is floating with clouds of different shapes. They appear as bright as flames under the setting sun. Before the sunset finally disappears, the afterglow of the sunset still reluctantly sank the earth's face.
This is the suburb outside the Yade Royal City. In addition to a specially cleaned wide road, nearly 70% of the area is covered with grass. At first glance, you can see smoke coming out of the chimneys of many houses. Now it is time for supper.
A sneaky figure poked out from behind a windmill and looked around. After seeing no one noticed him, he breathed a sigh of relief...
Then he was frightened by a loud shout!!
"Damn it! You steal something again!"
The man called Thief Ke looked just an eight or nine-year-old child. He had short brown hair like weeds, a straw hat on his head, a lot of patches, a shabby green jacket, dark brown shorts on his lower body, and a pair of obviously handmade straw sandals on his feet. In terms of image, he was just an ordinary farmer's child, still very poor!
"I have said it many times. My name is Jack. I am not Thief. At least I must remember the name of my friend!"
The man who called Jack looked about the same age as Jack, with a short fluffy black hair, and a small braid tied with a thin rope behind his head. He was wearing a clothes with ordinary fabric and light gray. He was wearing dark brown cowhide shoes on his feet. At least in terms of his dressing, his family conditions were much more affordable than Jack.
"Stop it! You are still holding the cheese that goes away from my house. I saw it with my three eyes!"
The black-haired boy said with a lip curse. Judging from Jack's criminal record that he could not count on both hands, he knew that the cheese on his table was stolen by someone without even thinking about it: "A guy like you should let your mother hang you on a tree and beat you up with a stick, then throw it to the royal city prison for ideological education, and release it in 20 years!!"
"Damn Green, you can't do this! We have urinated in the pigpen, taken a bath in the widow's room, fucked by the fields and rivers, and hid and took a hide and seek in the forest garden!!"
"Since His Majesty's wife was stolen, the criminal law of the Kingdom of Yade has stipulated that theft will never be tolerated! Jiaojiao, this is your destiny!!!"
At the end of the day, the nine-year-old boy named Green suddenly changed his style, and his young and naughty face suddenly became hard-core and evil, with a look of a villain savior.
"What... what, although I don't know what the relationship between stealing people and theft,...DIO, I will never let you succeed!"
Jack's lips also became thicker and turned outward, and his face was tough. He opened his left hand at his face, his right hand at the ground, and his upper body slightly tilted to the left, posing in a very powerful position: "I have done my fighting awareness."
"Your murderous aura is quite sharp. If you want to talk to your sleep, let me help you have a good sleep!!"
As he said that, Green spread his hands and leaned back, and shouted fiercely: "wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!"
The two naughty children who were having fun didn't notice a figure approaching him at all. When they found out, it was too late.
Seeing the figure covering his entire body, Green's face quickly turned, and cold sweat slid down his forehead. "What a powerful sense of oppression." As soon as a sentence appeared in his heart, he and Jack's heads were hit hard!!
Table Tennis!
Pong!
The sudden pain on his head made Green's mind dazed. When he recovered, he saw a woman squatting on the ground, squinting her eyes and smiling very gently, and asked softly: "Didn't I ask you to come out and carry hay to burn the fire? Why did you play with your friends?"
As the distance moved in, the woman's face was magnifying. The originally pretty young face was no different from the Rakshasa ghost who was spitting out a snake's letter in Green's eyes.
Green turned his head and did not dare to look at the woman's eyes, but was still frightened by the other party's gaze and sweated downwards: "Madam, don't you think it's a rude to be a lady staring at a gentleman like this? Although you are still ten years away from becoming an adult, you can't expose your pedophile..."
Bang!
Before he could finish speaking, Green suffered another painful blow in his head. The severe pain made him unable to help but hold the back of his head and squat on the ground. This time... he used a spoon...
"It hurts so much that the dead old woman with two layers of fat on her belly! Do you think the Kingdom's child protection law is a decoration? Believe it or not, I can make three hundred neighborhood committee aunts criticize you with just one complaint!!"
On the other side, Jack looked at the woman whose face was getting darker and darker. Only then did he sincerely admire Green. His family's domestic violence was famous for being frequent in the entire village. What's even more terrifying is that the villagers have regarded this as their daily routine, but this guy is still heartless and cheerful. This is no longer something that can be described as a cheerful personality.
According to the village elder, it is: "This child... is born to be careless."
Jack, who was implicated (in Jack's opinion), finally knew why he couldn't beat Green in a fight. It was obvious that Green was doing relevant training to fight against the attack every day...
"That...that, Mrs. Linda."
Seeing that Green's mother was about to reach the edge of the outbreak, Jack, who didn't want to be innocently shot, quickly cleverly wanted to say goodbye: "If it's okay, I'll go back, my mother is still waiting for me to have supper."
Upon hearing this, Green's mother stood up and turned her eyes to Jack. To be honest, although she was already a nine-year-old mother, Ms. Linda still looked very young and beautiful, with long straight black hair hanging down to her waist, and her dark green eyes were sharp and domineering. Although her long-term hard work made her skin slightly yellow, her beautiful face was not seen at all, but instead gave people a healthy beauty. In addition, she was dressed in a peasant woman with a white turban tied on her head. If she didn't speak, others would doubt whether this person was a secluded princess in the countryside.
I heard from the village chief that Green's mother was indeed the most beautiful woman in the village in the past, although she didn't get married until she was 24 because of her personality... (In this world, she can get married at the age of 16, and the highest is not over 19 years old. It is rare for people who are over 20 to get married)
"Slow down."
However, Ms. Linda did not seem to want Jack to escape. After spitting out two words, she stood there holding her chest and looked at Jack without saying anything, but instead looked at him with a cold look.
‘Oh...Oh, she looked at me, the legendary [fire-breathing human-shaped female Tyrannosaurus] Linda looked at me! I...what should I do? I am only nine years old and don’t want to die young!!!’
I have to say that every day I saw Ms. Linda beat her own child, and the victim Green's invigoration caused Ms. Linda to leave a very broad psychological shadow in the hearts of her friends in the village. As the best friend with Green, Jack is naturally no exception. To be honest, even if Linda suddenly rushed over and ate herself, he would not be surprised, and his fear had already been buried deep in his heart.
‘Why don’t this be the case? Tell her about [Green swearing that he would not marry Little Red Riding Hood if he was not the village chief’s granddaughter], maybe she would let me go?’
Jack couldn't help but have the dangerous idea of selling his teammates...
"Aren't you going to explain it to me? Thieke?" Perhaps because she felt that it was useless to continue staring, Ms. Linda took the lead in breaking the silence.
‘So call me Jack!! Are these mother and son the same virtue?’
At this moment, Jack's heart almost collapsed.
"Since the old king's wife stole a man, the criminal law of the Yade Kingdom has stipulated that if the crime of theft is committed, the man will be thrown into a special cell full of gay men, and the woman will be sold directly into a brothel and play it. The law is valid from princes and nobles to beggars and farmers. What should I do with you?"
‘So it is absolutely strange that stealing people and theft can be related to the crime of stealing! His Majesty is so pitiful!?’
Jack was almost scared to tears. He really couldn't understand why this mother and son dared to take out the embarrassing things of the most powerful ruler in the entire country and talk nonsense everywhere, and wouldn't he be afraid of being cut off his head? Sure enough... the talent for death is definitely genetic!
"I'm sorry, I'll give you the cheese, I never dare to have another next time."
Forced by Ms. Linda's queen aura, the nine-year-old boy immediately knelt down, and while posing in a shameful apology, he took out a piece of bread that was obviously steaming not long after it was released.
“…”
Queen Linda did not take the cheese, she just looked at Jack casually. After a long time, she sighed and scratched the back of her head without any sign of it, with a troubled expression: "It's enough. Let you go today. Go back and tell your mother that because there is too much baked cheese here, you happen to come to my house to play, so you will bring you more to your family to taste it."
As she said this, Ms. Linda picked up the plate from the wooden stake next to her and handed it to Jack.
Several pieces of fragrant cheese were placed on the plate, which made Jack, a child who rarely eats good things, unable to help swallowing.
Thank you immediately and ran away happily...
When Jack's figure was about to disappear into the night, Green seemed to remember something and shouted: "Thief! Don't forget the [decisive battle] that he agreed with the DIO Mao in Nishimura tomorrow!!"
"Okay, the person has left, let's go into the house too. If you delay, the soup will be muddy."
Shrugging, Ms. Linda rubbed her naughty baby with her hands: "Your incredible dad made some leftovers from the kitchen of the palace. Although it was left over from the nobles, it was also a delicate dish. You are lucky again, a boy."
Green's father was a gardener. He worked in the king's courtyard and was barely considered a central person? I have to say that this family is all weird. In this medieval worldview, there is a tradition of distinguishing high and low prices by food. Only nobles are qualified to "waste" food and enjoy different spices. Rich businessmen who have not entered the nobles must be subject to the prohibition of extravagance and must not abuse food. Society also generally believes that food quality has a sacred and natural connection with the eaters. The lower class should eat rough and cheap food, while the rich should enjoy exquisite dishes.
But look at what Green's father did? Because he had a good relationship with the court chef, he secretly took a lot of them home on the pretext of helping with food. He was found to be dragged out to behead his head. The whole family was very brave...
Green can also hold his head up and say that he is eating aristocratic food and may have kissed indirectly with any princess.
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The stars in the sky shine like gems, a crescent moon hangs high in the ink sky. From a distance, it looks like a beautiful woman pulling her bowstrings, and the silver-white brilliance shines on the earth.
Our story will unfold from a small village...
PS: Take a look, the hot new pit~~
Although the fairy tale world is simple and happy, it is actually deep, such as the giant (Jack and Beanstalk), the sea emperor Poseidon (the daughter of the sea), the witch (the villain who appears in many stories), the fairy (the powerful who helps the protagonist), and the talking cat thumb girl who keeps dancing red shoes. The magic mirror can lay golden eggs. What is their principle? There are many unknown secrets...
That's enough: Sora Jotaro's catchphrase, you can use the Japanese word "yeah" to understand it.
Chapter completed!