63. Author of Intimacy Paradise, Sharp Jiraiya
The corners of his mouth trembled, and when I said something, I thought about it, and felt it was necessary to say to Sakura: "Actually, Sakura, have you seen those videos in Zone 11 Adult/Manxiang."
Sakura's face turned slightly red, she looked at me embarrassedly and said, "Uh, I don't understand, Naruto, what do you mean."
I raised my index finger and explained: "In fact, in Area 11, the law stipulates that the organ of the human body cannot appear on the screen. In other words, the first-line well-known signing/contracting actresses will definitely be shot, and those who have not played are not signed/contracting. The role of an actress is to provide a human body template, and the professionals of the film company will also consume a lot of money from the lines of each perspective and the texture of each skin, which is the cost of makeup, and then the shooting can be started. The first-line video scene in each frame is carefully processed, and the second-line video that only knows how to "take off" is not the same level as those of the second-line ones who only know how to "take off".
Sakura had already punched me hard in the face: "What nonsense are you talking about, Naruto?!"
"Be gentle, Sakura," I held back the pain, "The main characters in this world (the important characters in the anime) are basically beautiful styles, beautiful lines, and there are no traces of makeup. They are living and excellent human body materials, so I fully understand Jiraiya's behavior."
In other words, if you are reincarnated in the anime world, no matter how nice you are, you will feel contented as a woman; if a man is facing so many powerful temptations, he will probably become a scumbag, right?
At this time, Jiraiya had already used spiritual techniques to draw a toad. The toad spit out his tongue and rolled up Whibis, swung it hard to the ground, knocking Whibis, who was pretending to be a gentleman, unconscious.
Jiraiya walked in wooden clogs and walked us forward and said, "You are right. The female body material for writing is still the most interesting thing about Konoha. Although it has not risen, it is also an excellent inheritance of the blood of ninjas. These pure and natural excellent body material are the source of motivation for writing novels and inspiring creative inspiration. I didn't expect to meet a soulmate, an interesting blonde boy. What's your name?"
"Two perverts, birds of a feather", Sakura secretly despised herself and refuted Jiraiya: "The rude old man, please report his own name before asking someone else's name."
"You're asking," Jiraiya danced the wooden clog dance, stepped on the beat, moved her left one foot a few times, then moved her right one foot a few times, stopped stepping and stood up, then shook her long white hair that had not been used in a comb for a long time, shook her head a few times, and screamed a few strange sounds with a tone of drama, proudly showing her two rows of teeth, and said proudly: "Below is the toad fairy Su Taoist, the toad fairy, and Jiraiya, who is known as the toad fairy, is lucky to know~~~"
Sakura snorted coldly in anger: "What a lustful immortal!"
I pulled Sakura, signaled her to hold back, and then said, "I am Naruto Uzumaki, and her name is Haruno Sakura."
Sakura shook my hand away: "Don't be with you two perverts."
I moved my mouth twice, and used the method of transmitting the voice to secret, and said to Sakura: "Aren't you looking for a spiritual beast? Don't be too ambitious. The white Xuanwu Beast is not that easy to sign in. When you understand Bing Xinjue, you will have already reached the shadow level. Before this, you must have a unique ninjutsu. The toad clan's ckl immortal art transformation is a unique ninjutsu, but it is the best in the ninjutsu."
Unexpectedly, Sakura was so awesome. She immediately turned her head and pointed at Jiraiya and said, "I'm so lustful, teach me your spiritual skills."
Jiraiya opened her eyes and mouth wide: "I said, you're fine, why should I teach you psychics?"
This method is so bad... Seeing that Sakura was still about to talk, I quickly covered Sakura's mouth and said to Jiraiya: "I'm sorry, that, she will say something weird, I'll talk to her first."
"Ah--" It hurts so much that Sakura opened its mouth and bites me. I hurriedly shrank my hand. At this time, Sakura slowly walked to Jiraiya respectfully, and bowed down and said, "Teacher Jiraiya, please teach me spiritual skills."
What a fake cold atmosphere. It was obviously that way just now, but now it seems to be purposeful. However, beyond my expectations, Jiraiya chased his chin and nodded, "Very good, I'll give you the toad psychic technique!"
Sakura cheered: "That's great, a great success!"
Well, what is the situation? I don’t know why, so I had to say the classic line: “There must be some conspiracy here.”
After signing the contract of the toad tribe, Sakura happily practiced ninjutsu. Jiraiya and I leaned against a few trunks by the river and watched Sakura take on her toad evolution journey.
"The psychic technique! Such a little ckl can really produce tadpoles."
"The psychic technique! It's not a tadpole. Oh, why do you have a tail? You have to increase the ckl!"
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I asked, "Why, why do you need to teach Sakura's psychic technique? When did your vision become lower?"
"Go low? No," Jiraiya smiled complacently and said, "I read that girl, she has a dual personality and is born with a schizophrenic. This is crucial for practicing the toad clan's immortal arts and mastering the two combinations of movement and stillness. I still have the vision of choosing an apprentice."
Master the two states of movement and stillness? So that's it. Sakura, who is born with schizophrenia in the inner world, can focus more on the Shadow Clan. The grasp of these two states has been thought about for decades before combining the static kendo and the crazy mode, and I spent more time. As for the necessary conditions for extracting immortal arts, I have a lot of ckls: Sakura's ckls are growing rapidly, which is the rewards she will always stick to her beliefs and eventually get.
I said with some emotion: "Actually, if you don't teach her the toad clan's psychics, I will also teach the fox clan's psychics today."
Jiraiya's words made my heart turbulent, and he said, "Oh, so, have you given up?"
I covered it up and said, "Give up? I don't understand, what this means."
Jiraiya laughed and said, "Stop pretending to be garlic. You think I can't see that you are interested in that girl named "Sakura", but you have fallen into the pit - the pit of your peer relationship."
Jiraiya looked up at the sky, as if recalling the days when she tried to pursue Tsunade Hime.
Jiraiya missed: "Your situation is very similar to me. The unique three-person combination designed by Konoha is two men and one woman, bonding and competing with each other, and below the Uenin. The Zhongnin includes the Zhongnin. They have performed a lot of tasks together, living and dying together, and being familiar with each other usually leads to a pair of lovers."
"But once you reach the upper ninja or above, the situation will be completely reversed. Especially once a female ninja has the upper ninja ckl, she has the power to stand alone, too deep peer relationship, lacking the mystery of a couple. With power, they will use their strong hands to seek this lack of feeling. Haha, at this time, whether she helps you or you save her, it is out of the feeling of bondage from her companions, and they can't rub the sweetness of love, that is, they will fall into a pit."
I was dissatisfied: "So what?"
"The problem is here." Jiraiya nodded willingly, "At this time, the "outsider" with a fresh sense of help to her that her other two companions ignore, or a stunning hero saving Mei, there is a possibility of entering their hearts. So, Naruto, you deliberately alienate Sakura for a distance first, and then try your best to stand at the position of that "outsider". It's like my long journey back then, pretending to be profound and writing love novels, keeping the distance from Tsunade, and wanting her to rethink me with curiosity."
Speaking of this, Jirai scratched her head embarrassedly, Jiraiya: "But later I realized that this is useless and that pit will never be able to get out of it. However, I didn't gain anything. I really fell in love with writing novels, and my representative work is the most popular paradise for intimacy."
I was scared...I didn't expect Jiraiya to have such a life concept. The rice for most of his life is really not for nothing. I know that the pit cannot be crawled out, but many times, men just don't give up. Over this period of time, I deliberately reduced my contact with Sakura and entrusted my cultivation guidance to Crush Bee. But Crush Bee is so smart that it is not only not at all, but instead trains harder.
Jiraiya: "After learning the psychic art of the toad tribe, the shadow level will no longer be a problem in the future. The stronger she is, the stronger her strength, her judgment, and her heart will be more tenacious and difficult to shake; so I said that letting Sakura learn psychic art means you have given up. The most important point... I saw it, at the moment when she signed the psychic scroll, there was another man's shadow in her expression of yearning for future life. Her eyes were not searching for it, but her heart was firm."
Chapter completed!