Chapter 009 I Become Wu Tianzhen's Gold Finger
King Lu Shang's words were very fragmented, with many repetitions in them. After some polishing by Xu Ming, his story is roughly as follows.
What is the difference between a car coming over and a person coming over?
Hitting a car was an accident.
When you bump into someone, it’s love.
If you were given a choice, would you hit a car or a person?
That year, I was fifty-six years old.
I hold the Ghost Seal in my hand and hundreds of thousands of underworld soldiers. Wherever I go, the enemy will disperse upon hearing the wind. Famous armies of the Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods such as Wei Wushu and Qin Tiejun are vulnerable to me. I once imagined fighting with Wu'an.
Like Jun Baiqi, he became the fifth general in the Spring and Autumn and Warring States periods.
Later, I met her when she was sixteen years old. Others called her Chu Yuxuan. Because she was the ninth eldest child in the family, some also called her Jiu Mei.
Before I met her, I never thought that love existed.
In my impression, love is the staggering tearful eyes of a lunatic, and the sudden crying of ecstasy.
And I feel that at my age, it is unlikely to encounter love. After all, as I get older and have seen more life and death, my heart becomes older. But when I met her, I found that the poems of those literati I looked down on
Love does exist!
"Time is of the essence when it comes to love. It won't work if it's too early or too late."
"From the age of eight to the age of eighteen, it is ten years."
"From the age of eighteen to twenty-eight, it is a lifetime."
"When you are young and ignorant, you want to try everything."
"When you understand everything and you are submissive, this is love."
"The year I died, I sent someone to snatch her away. At that time, she was twenty years old and extremely beautiful. For the sake of love, she chose to be buried with me. Her tomb and mine are placed in the same row. We will always protect each other.
Forget the chaos of war and return to peace and beauty..."
At this point, King Lu Shang asked Xu Ming affectionately, "Do you understand love?"
Xu Ming thought for a while, he had never had a partner in his life, and he knew nothing about love.
Xu Mingdao, "I don't understand."
King Lu Shang sighed with emotion, "You are very lucky. You have never experienced love. You are a clean person."
When Xu Ming heard this, he was a little puzzled and said, "What does it have to do with the iron-faced man?"
"Does the iron face lead to death?" King Lu Shang said, "He is my most powerful subordinate, and he is also the one who brought me here. He took away my dream of immortality, took away my jade clothes with golden threads, and dragged me to this tomb.
Looking at his coffin at the door is a great shame and humiliation!"
Xu Mingdao, "Then why don't you kill Iron Mask? Based on my observation of your condition, you can obviously climb out of the coffin by yourself. If you can't, I can help you climb out! Let's work together.
Get rid of Tie Mian Sheng and help you regain your old love."
King Lu Shang said, "What you don't understand is that we are not iron-faced opponents, but there are strict grades among zombies, purple zombies, white zombies, green zombies, hairy zombies, flying zombies, wandering zombies, and lying zombies.
Not turning into bones, you are the lowest form of purple zombie, I am just white zombie, and a man with an iron face is a hairy zombie. Do you understand hairy zombie? Copper skin and iron bones, not afraid of water and fire, extremely fast, really one can beat us both.
!”
Hearing what King Lu Shang said, Xu Ming couldn't help but open his eyes. There are so many ways inside the zombies!
Xu Ming asked again, "According to your opinion, why didn't Tie Mian Sheng kill you at that time, but spared your life?"
"Because Jiumei." King Lu Shang said, "Jiumei begged Tie Miansheng to spare my life. She is willing to continue to accompany Tie Miansheng. Jiumei's destiny is the rare moonlight destiny, which can stabilize the feng shui of the tomb.
My existence is all caused by Jiu Mei. It’s a pity that what I wanted in my life has ended up like this. I’m so sad—"
After listening to King Lu Shang's words, Xu Ming finally understood King Lu Shang.
This King Lu Shang is, to put it mildly, a kind of lover, a lover of love.
To put it bluntly, he is just a licking dog. Wrong, licking corpses, licking zombies, they are already dead, and they are still licking. You can use your licking energy in other places, I am afraid you will tear the iron surface into pieces early.
I have already married your ninth sister in the world!
Now it was so useless and still chattering like this, which gave Xu Ming the idea of killing King Lu Shang.
If I kill King Lu Shang, will I achieve a leap in strength from purple zombie to white zombie?
At this time, the system prompts.
"Yes! The answer is yes! As long as you can kill a purple zombie with your own hands, the general's bloodline will be able to absorb the corpse energy in his body, and then you can become a white zombie!"
Xu Ming couldn't help but trembled in his heart. Damn it, it really works!
The system prompts again.
"Host, please be quiet. There is a lot of order among the zombies. A cross-level challenge is an act of seeking death. It is impossible for ten purple zombies like you to defeat one white zombie."
Xu Ming thought to himself, nonsense. When he met King Lu Shang and killed his men in one breath, he knew that he could not defeat King Lu Shang. However, Xu Ming was not in a hurry. Anyway, Wu Laosan and the others would be here soon.
Fight, when the time comes, I can make plans and use the iron-faced King Lu Shang as a trap to torture Wu Laosan and the tomb robbers. The two tigers will fight, and I will benefit, gain points from the sea and advance in cultivation. Why not?
!
Xu Ming's plan was perfect, but he also understood that it takes time to cultivate relationships. Xu Ming said, "It's almost time. I'll go back to bed. Brother Lu, let's continue chatting at the party!"
As he spoke, Xu Ming was about to leave, but at this time, King Lu Shang said, "King Yan, wait a minute, can you pull open the coffin stone on my left side so that I can take a breath..."
"this?"
Xu Ming secretly thought, what if you pull open a corner of this sarcophagus and you come out and eat me?
People's hearts are separated by the coffin board, and the devil knows what you are thinking!
Xu Mingdao said, "Well, I'm too weak, so let's forget it and talk later."
Xu Ming swooped away. When he returned, the tomb door was closed, and the underground palace became quiet again.
Xu Ming lay down in his coffin and just closed his eyes. The next moment his consciousness appeared on the body of Wu Tianzhen, who was thousands of miles away with a tattoo and a curse.
Xu Ming's consciousness appeared on Wu Tianzhen's body, and it was a very strange feeling, as if he was a camera, placed in Wu Tianzhen's eyes, and Wu Tianzhen saw, thought, ate, and even felt.
, you can feel it intimately.
This is a very strange sense. Although it is not your own, you can have a strange feeling of feeling with your real body, as if someone else is controlling your body.
"Ahem——"
Wu Tianzhen started coughing, and the third uncle next to him frowned and kept smoking.
The door quickly opened, and Wang Kaixuan rushed out panting tiredly. He said, "Uncle Third, I brought more than 20 excavators to the quicksand pile and dug the place dozens of meters deep. All the coffins were buried there.
They have all been dug up, but not the main coffin. There is a big hole underneath, which leads directly to the underground water. I guess the main coffin of the Yan Kingdom nobleman has drifted away along the underground water, and now it can't be found."
Listening to Wang Kaixuan's words, Xu Ming felt like shit. Fortunately, I ran fast. If I had run slower, I would have been killed on the spot by more than 20 excavators.
Listening to Wang Kaixuan's words, Wu Laosan didn't answer. He just smoked the cigarette, as if the cigarette pot had a grudge against him.
A voice came from outside the door, "Third uncle, can you let me see my third uncle's tattoo?"
Wu Laosan raised his eyes and saw a young man in a hooded jacket and smart black trousers walking outside the door. His skin was very white, pale in color, and his cheeks were shaved, with only half of his face showing.
He is a new boy that Wu Laosan recently hired. He said he came from Changbai Mountain, and his surname is Zhang. He did not explain the rest. This guy doesn't like to talk, but he works very neatly and is very popular with his third uncle.
Wu Laosan said, "Come and see for yourself."
The young man walked in and took off Wu Tianzhen's shirt, revealing the tattoos of gods all over his back.
He looked at the tattoo, his eyes sparkling, as if he had discovered something.
The third uncle saw his strange appearance and asked curiously, "Bottle, what clues have you noticed?"
Menyouping said, "There are two pieces of news, one good news and one bad news. Which one should Uncle Third listen to?"
The third uncle said, "Hear the bad news first!"
Menyouping said, "The bad news is that this cursed tattoo cannot be removed, and its sequelae cannot be known now."
Wang Kaixuan said, "Well, what about the good news?"
Mengyou Ping's fingers gently traced the divine dragon tattoo on Wu Tianzhen's back, "The dragon is an ancient divine beast. In terms of reputation, it is more powerful than the unicorn, the tomb tiger, the green dragon, and the red bird. Those who can get such a tattoo will most likely be given to someone.
Some special powers, maybe invulnerability to water and fire, fearlessness from all poisons, or infinite strength, auspicious eyes, or something like that.”
Wang Kaixuan heard this and asked, "Is it true or false?"
Menyouping said, "Really, I once saw with my own eyes a guy with a tattoo of a strange beast. He was immune to all poisons."
Chapter completed!