"Why me!"

"Do I seem to understand emotions?"

"When I see a girl, I can't beat her with three sticks! Won't I be done with it if I go?"

Zhang Qiling was devastated.

How could such an errand be blamed on me?

Do I look like scum?

Wu Erbai spread his hands and said, "The Bai Emperor indeed said so, and asked you to go to the source of the Yellow Spring to pick ninety-nine other shore flowers and bring them to the tomb of the King of Dian."

Zhang Qiling frowned and said, "I can't handle this matter. Let's change the judge!"

Wu Erbai sighed, "Bottle, think about it! You are Bai Emperor's human body. Bai Emperor can borrow you to appear and let you go. In fact, the greater significance is to express Bai Emperor's sincerity. Bai Emperor's human body

It's so honorable to go away! How can you replace someone else? There is no sincerity in replacing someone!"

Zhang Qiling's eyes have never been more complex than today, "But I'm really not good at this!"

"A man can't say he's not good enough!" Wu Erbai simply kicked the ball and said, "I still have a lot of things to deal with. That's it for now. Mr. Zhang, it's up to you!"

In the general military office, only Zhang Qiling was left, wearing black armor and sitting there with an expressionless face.

Zhang Qiling is now the number two figure in Fengdu. As Bai Yujing's senior brother, he is inferior to Bai Yujing alone and surpasses ten thousand people.

Zhang Qiling directly controls all the armed forces in Fengdu, whether they are the regular ghost army or the government security police, they are all under Zhang Qiling's jurisdiction.

At this time, Zhang Qiling's back molars are almost shattered by this mission from the Lord.

If given a choice, Zhang Qiling would rather fight with the ten ancient tribes than send flowers from the other side.

But Bai Di's will cannot be violated.

Bai Di's goal is actually very simple, that is, to ease this relationship or even rekindle the old relationship.

But, Bai Emperor, Bai Emperor, it's too late for you to think about it now.

Zhang Qiling followed all the way and personally witnessed how Bai Di, a scumbag, became single step by step.

Back then, in the tomb of King Dian, Princess Linglong set up traps several times to make things happen with Emperor Bai.

Later, Princess Linglong took the initiative to come and live in King Xian's tomb, and her love for her was almost written on her face.

But Bai Di maintains his nature as a scumbag. He can play with you and watch you, but I just won’t say that I like you.

Bai Di's performance has always been in the eyes of everyone in Bai Yujing. While some admire Bai Di for doing great things, they also deeply despise Bai Di for being a zombie.

Later, Princess Linglong became heartbroken and never mentioned the matter again.

Now, Bai Di, you have a broken muscle and are looking for someone else again!

Zhang Qiling felt that if he really went, it would be a real shame.

And even if I go, I won't be able to do anything. Emotions are a science that I don't even understand.

Zhang Qiling thought about it and thought it would be better to find an expert for help.

Among the relationship experts Zhang Qiling knows about men and women, Cao Shuangshuang is definitely the number one.

This woman has reached the level of paranoia about the relationship between men and women. Zhang Qiling is ashamed of his emotional knowledge.

Zhang Qiling raised his hand, wrote Cao Shuangshuang's birthday and then burned it in the brazier.

Half the incense stick was gone, but I heard Cao Shuangshuang cursing from outside the courtyard.

"What are you doing! My life is not over yet! Who told you to arrest me!"

"Let me tell you! I have someone in the underworld! I, Mr. Wu, am the chief judge of the underworld! My brother Zhang Qiling is the chief soldier of the underworld. If you arrest me, just wait!"

"There will be no consequences for wrongly accusing me!"

But not long after, Cao Shuangshuang fell to the ground with a push from the Yin soldiers.

Facing us, Zhang Qiling, who had a stomach knife, said in a gentle voice, "We haven't seen each other for a long time."

Cao Shuangshuang looked at Zhang Qiling, then at the large plaques on the General Military Office, stood up awkwardly, and kept coughing, "It's Brother Ping!"

"Look at you! I want to see my brother, just say hello to me and I will wipe my neck and come down to find you!"

"Look! You've seen so much in this whole situation!"

"This whole incident scared me to death. I thought I had been cursed by women too much recently and my life span was shortened!"

Zhang Qiling said, "Heartless man!"

Cao Shuangshuang was unhappy, "Pingzi, what you said is wrong! What does it mean to be a heartless person!"

“When it comes to relationships, it’s never about who takes advantage and who loses!”

"My feelings for those women are not heartfelt. How can I say that I am heartless?"

Zhang Qiling looked at Cao Shuangshuang and couldn't help but hold the handle of the knife.

This scumbag is so scumbag that he makes sense.

If I don’t have any intentions, I naturally don’t have any negative intentions. I didn’t have any intention from the beginning, so I’m not a scumbag.

Cao Shuangshuang saw Zhang Qiling holding the knife and said subconsciously, "Brother Ping, calm down, there is no need to offend. We are both men. I still have true feelings for my brothers. I never play with feelings. Don't be impulsive."

Zhang Qiling didn't write any ink, so he explained the mission assigned to him by Bai Di.

After hearing this, Cao Shuangshuang frowned and said nothing.

Zhang Qiling sat across from him, drinking soul-nourishing tea and looking at Cao Shuangshuang, "What do you think? Expert."

Cao Shuang said happily, "I want to say, I will pretend that I don't know whether I can return to the underworld, and you will pretend that I have never been here."

Zhang Qiling said, "Do you think it's possible?

Cao Shuangshuang sighed, his face filled with sadness, "Brother Ping, forget it if you don't look for me, this is what happens when you look for me!"

"This will kill you!"

"If it doesn't work, Bai Di will kill me!"

Zhang Qiling said, "If you can do it, I can find you a secret official position."

Cao Shuangshuang still shook his head, "This is not a matter of shady official position, it is mainly because he is too sensitive! Bai Emperor is not a mortal, and Princess Linglong also has a great background. Mortals like us, mediating among them, are just looking for excitement.

!”

Zhang Qiling said, "The head of a thousand households."

When Cao Shuangshuang heard this, his expression suddenly changed and became extremely determined, "Brother Ping values ​​me so much, I can't let him lose face. I can handle this matter, but brother Ping, you have to do it with me! I

One person can’t make it.”

Zhang Qiling said, "How sure are you?"

Cao Shuang said happily, "Fifty to sixty percent!"

Zhang Qiling frowned, "Is the chance so low?"

Cao Shuang said happily, "Hey, Brother Ping, you don't understand. The relationship between men and women is very complicated, especially now that Bai Di has turned around and men are chasing women. There's a mountain between them! Bai Di was still so straightforward before.

Man, it’s not easy for us to have such a high winning rate!”

Zhang Qiling said, "What about the flower of the other shore?"

"There must be ninety-nine flowers of the other side of the world!" Cao Shuang said happily, "But some preparations are needed before this. Do you understand the preparation? No woman will be grateful to you because of your sudden flowers of the other side of the world. Only when she says she misses you, you

Sending flowers is effective. If you send flowers directly, this is the rhythm of a funeral!"

"Our preparations now need to first create the setting of Bai Di's affectionate love, and then make up some short stories. For the princess, he refused the favor of many fairies, like the Xuannv in Shiwanda Mountain, who failed to love and gave birth to hatred because of love.

,Kill Bai Di in anger!"

"The more little stories like this the better, and then they will spread to Princess Linglong intentionally or unintentionally!"

"Then find Princess Linglong's best friend and turn her back on you!"

"Looking for the princess's family members, like Marquis Haihun, to spread the family influence!"
Chapter completed!