Chapter 347, you are the groom!

Li Muyang was amused and crying.

Unexpectedly, I accidentally provoked a woman. If I had known this, wouldn’t it be better to learn to dress up stupidly and behave like Li Si Nian?

It's too late to retreat now.

Li Muyang looked at the old lady's stubborn eyes and said, "Miss Hongxiu, I actually didn't see the flaws in your makeup. I just heard Uncle Lu call you a girl, so I called it that way. My sister often taught me that when guessing a woman's age, she should try to guess as young as possible. The one who should have called her aunt should have called her sister. The one who should have called her mother-in-law should have called her aunt. Which woman doesn't like being praised for being young? Do you think this is the reason?"

The old lady giggled and smiled crisply, like a singing bird.

Paired with her gray hair and wrinkled face, it makes people feel like they are goosebumps all over the floor.

The chaos in Hongxiu's pupil disappeared, and he looked at Li Muyang with bright eyes and said, "You said you didn't see the flaws in my makeup, which proves that you know I'm disguised - in this way, I'm becoming more and more interested in the young master. If you don't tell me honestly, I won't help with this today."

"How can you be untrustful? You just said that even if I can't say it, if Uncle Lu helps me with love, you won't refuse-"

"Because I am a woman." Hongxiu said with a calm look: "Which woman is not fickle? Besides, my job is changing. Is there anything wrong?"

She turned around and looked at Li Si Nian and said, "Little girl, do you think so?"

"It makes sense." Li Sinian nodded seriously. "Women should be fickle. Only such women are charming.

"What a good kid." Hongxiu seemed to love Li Si Nian very much, and once again reached out to touch her head.

"Thank you, mother-in-law." Li Sinian smiled sweetly.

Lu Qingming enjoyed Li Muyang's appearance when he was embarrassed by Hongxiu. Perhaps in his eyes, as long as he was with Li Muyang, he would be happy to see whatever Li Muyang did.

This is what is called family happiness?

Lu Qingming looked at Li Muyang and said, "Muyang, since Miss Hongxiu sincerely asks for help, just talk about your discovery. It is also for her to pay attention in the future, and to keep improving her disguise skills."

Li Muyang had no choice but to agree, looked at Hongxiu and said, "You will get another step."

"What?"

"The next step like when you first came out."

"What's the meaning?"

"You'll know if you try it once." Li Muyang said.

"I see what tricks you are going to play."

Although he was impatient, he wanted to know how Li Muyang saw through her disguise technique, so Hongxiu walked the steps again as he had just come out.

She still pretended to be unstable when she went down the stairs and staggered forward and fell.

"Stop." Li Muyang shouted.

Hongxiu kept his pause, looked up at Li Muyang, waiting for him to point out the mystery.

"Have you ever seen the real old man look like when he fell?" Li Muyang asked.

Hongxiu thought for a while and said angrily: "What the hell do you want to say?"

"When I lived in Jiangnan City before, there were many elderly people in the alley. When I was young, I was ignorant and often followed them to learn how they walked. So, sometimes I would learn how they looked when they fell."

"You are dressed as an old man, and you want to show your legs and feet that are inconvenient when you go down the steps. However, when a real old man encounters such a step, they will carefully test and take the first step carefully - don't you think you are too anxious and too quick to take the step? There is no hesitation or fear when facing such a step. This does not conform to the character of an old man."

Hongxiu thought for a while and said, "Based on this alone, can you guess I'm pretending?"

"Of course not. At that time, I didn't think much about it. But when you were about to fall, I noticed some clues. I knew that most of the people living in Lanyue Garden were strange people. If you were also strange people, you wouldn't fall easily. This small step is naturally not in your current situation. Isn't it? But, if you are just an ordinary person, why can you maintain extreme control of your body while the footsteps are choking?"

"What's the meaning?"

"Your imminent fall is not really about to fall, your unstable body is not really about your unstable body. Everything is under your control. You have the ultimate control of your own body. So, at that time, I began to truly doubt what kind of person is going to do such a thing? What is her purpose to set up such a confused person?"

Li Muyang looked at Lu Qingming and said with a smile: "Uncle Lu also called you Miss Hongxiu. Only then did I realize that this was just a little trick for the girl."

"Hahaha--" Lu Qingming laughed happily and said to Hongxiu: "Hongxiu, it seems that your disguise technique still needs improvement."

"You are the smartest." Hongxiu snorted coldly, snorted Li Muyang hard, and took Li Sinian's hand and walked outside.

Li Muyang touched his nose and said to Lu Qingming with great depression: "It was she who asked me to say it. She didn't like it after saying it."

"It's okay." Lu Qingming grabbed Li Muyang's hand and said, "Let's go in and see your gift."

Li Muyang was not very comfortable holding hands with a man, but it was difficult to shake him off by Lu Qingming, so he had to say, "Uncle Lu is slower and be careful of his feet."

There is a study room in the room, with one wall in the study room hollow. The bookshelf is unfolded to both sides, and there is a black hole in the middle.

Lu Qingming pulled Li Muyang into the stone cave, and the stone wall behind him automatically closed to both sides.

Dozens of big and small heads hung inside the cave.

The expressions on those heads were lifelike, just like they were slashed by someone.

However, Li Muyang knew that it was fake. Because the bottom of his head was supported by a stone platform, there was no blood.

Obviously, this is Hongxiu’s personal studio.

Li Sinian took the lead and lowered some strange ointment while Hongxiu's guidance.

When Li Muyang came in, Hongxiu pointed to a wooden chair in the room and said, "Sit down."

Li Muyang sat down obediently.

Hongxiu reached out and stroked Li Muyang's face.

"The tender skin and tender flesh are just a little poisonous." Hongxiu said complaining while touching Li Muyang's face.

"I--"

"Shut up. Don't talk." Hongxiu scolded. "As soon as you speak, I can't measure the shape of your facial features."

"—" Li Muyang knew that this was her revenge.

After a while, Hongxiu said to Li Si Nian: "Apply the ointment on his face. It's time to apply it evenly."

"Me?" Li Sinian was shocked and said hurriedly: "I can't do it."

"Just wash the ointment once, it won't be in trouble." Hongxiu said.

"Okay then." Li Sinian walked over with the bowl of ointment and brushed Li Muyang's face with a small brush.

Li Muyang felt that his face was covered with a layer of honey, which was sticky and a little uncomfortable. However, it smelled nothing.

When Li Sinian was applying ointment, Hongxiu was already busy working on the workbench.

She found a hanging head with the most similar shape to Li Muyang's head on those hanging heads, then pulled off the skin on the head, cut it with a blade, and covered the thin-looking skin on Li Muyang's face.

Li Muyang could only close his eyes and let her make a long toss on her face. She rubbed and pinched her, and she tried very hard, and she seemed to have a deep hatred with Li Muyang.

After a long time, Hongxiu spoke in front of Li Muyang and said, "Okay. You can open your eyes."

Li Muyang opened his eyes obediently. Before he could speak, he saw Li Si Nian's face full of surprise and said, "Oh my God, it's so amazing. Is this - who is this?"

Lu Qingming also looked at Li Muyang with admiration, praised him and said, "The apprentice of the Thousand-Faced Poison King is indeed extraordinary. In just a short time, he created a brand new face, which is really amazing."

Li Weiwang couldn't see his face and hurriedly said, "Give me a bronze mirror. Give me a mirror and let me see it."

"I don't have a bronze mirror here." Hongxiu said.

“—”

After Li Muyang returned home, he finally saw his brand new self in the bronze mirror.

His face turned yellow and looked like a young alcoholic who had hurt his liver.

The face is wider than before, and it is wilder and thicker than before.

The silly stubborn figure shows that the owner of this face has a rough shave technique.

Now Li Muyang has become a stranger who makes him feel strange.

"So good." Li Muyang grinned. Although the mask now is not as handsome as she is, everything else is insignificant in the face of survival.

Besides, aren’t the uglier days just coming like that?

Bang-

Li Sinian knocked open the door of the room vigorously.

Li Muyang said to Li Si Nian with helplessness: "When will you learn to knock on the door before entering someone else's room?"

Li Sinian stepped out, knocked on the door with her hand, and shouted: "Brother, can I come in?"

"—Come in." Li Muyang said.

Bang-

The door of the room was knocked open again.

"—" Li Muyang thought to himself, it would be better not to knock on the door. It would save the door from suffering again.

Li Sinian rushed in again, pulled Li Muyang by the arm and said, "Brother, go quickly."

"Where are you going?" Li Muyang asked.

"Be careful that sister has arrived at the door, please accompany us to Qianfo Temple."

"This is not possible--" Li Muyang quickly refused. He had not yet figured out how to face Cui Xiaoxin.

"Don't worry." Li Sinian dragged Li Muyang and walked out. "You are not my brother, you are just my groom."

“—”

(PS: I said that today I will have four chapters and am working hard. Chapter 4 will be later, so I will eat something first.)
Chapter completed!