Chapter 2 so absurd(1/2)
Changning House is very small, with two alleys horizontally and vertically, but there are three absurdities.
That is...Boy Zhuang Ke's unrestrainedness, Miss Aqing's belly, and their "worry-free" house beam.
Dingding Ding Ding...
At dawn, the cool breeze came and the garden was filled with the sound of wind chimes.
Sigh, spigh...
The sound of sucking the surface that slipped to the bottom of my throat was very refreshing.
Garlic, dogwood and other seasonings are sprinkled with hot oil, which stimulates an attractive and hot aroma and spreads freely in the air.
A slender figure squatted under the eaves of the corridor, with her hair scattered and a cluster of hair suddenly raised up on her forehead.
The little girl held the big sea bowl and buried her whole head inside. The smeared sea bowls beside her were piled up like a hill.
Now, another bowl of oil splashed noodles and sucked the stomach in one breath. Only then did a pretty face lift from the bowl, smashing it, rosy lips, and looking unfulfilled.
"Hmm?" I was eating so well just now, but now when I saw her slightly raised belly, her eyes shrank, and she suddenly felt like she was facing a great enemy. The silly hair on her head was shiny and straight, as sharp as a sword.
"Suck..." She held her breath and took a deep breath,
This breath was so long that even a white fog appeared between the mouth and nose.
The small belly magically shrank back at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the slender waist was slim and could hold it.
The dazed girl nodded with satisfaction and reached out to the side with peace of mind. Unexpectedly, this time she completely grabbed a short time.
Looking at the empty big sea bowl, she had a cluster of eyebrows and her mood was as sunny as the weather in June, and she yelled with her mouth, "Zhuang Ke, the oil splashed noodles in the family have been eaten again. You can't afford to support me again!"
"Why do you say 'refresh'?" The door pushed open and a irritating voice sounded.
What walked out was a thin boy in white, with long and thin eyes and a touch of sinisterness that could not be dissolved.
When he saw the tall bowls piled on the ground, his mouth twitched repeatedly, "It's gone again! You prodigal girl, you have made all my food for three days."
The dazed girl was dissatisfied when she heard this, and she yelled: "Zhuang Ke, you have no conscience. You promised to support me. When I watched the moon with me, I called me Xiao Tiantian. Now I want to dump this girl and call me a prodigal girl. Tell you Zhuang Ke, don't think so!"
The 28th girl, who was roaring in Hedong for the first time, has shown her power.
The boy in white was struck by lightning, covering his heart, looking incredible, "A Qing, who taught you this! Where did that innocent and beautiful girl go? How could you say such vulgar words?"
"What's the use of beauty? It can't be eaten as a food!" Ah Qing said disdainfully, looking for nature.
"Hiss..." Zhuang Ke took a breath and was about to be autistic.
A girl doesn’t know her beauty, so how can she be afraid of her beauty?
I can't continue talking this day.
Looking at the tall sea bowls on the side, he simply put his hands on his chest to make a massage to relieve his breath.
"What are you going to do?" Ah Qing looked like he was unreasonable. When he saw Zhuang Ke show this posture, he jumped up and pulled three feet away, with a look of vigilance.
"I'm going to have a throat twitch!" Zhuang Ke said quietly with his back to her.
"Mom!" Ah Qing screamed, picked up the big sea bowl where he was eating, and ran away, fearing that he would suffer a catastrophe if he was one step slower.
The next moment.
"Oh, slut..."
A drought thunder exploded on the flat ground and rolled out in no time.
There were endless screams of terrible cry in Changning Square.
I don't know how many people were so shocked that they rolled down from the bed wrapped in a quilt and fell heavily to the ground.
This sound of a chirping voice is more than a tragic person. It is simply shocking the world and weeping ghosts and gods!
"Zhuang Ke, are you howling again?"
"It's not dawn early in the morning, so why don't you let me sleep?"
"Damn...you kid is rogue again!"
...
There were screams and scolding outside the yard.
Zhuang Ke turned a blind eye and sang loudly.
Populism has been passed down for thousands of years, but it has completely lost its uselessness to him.
But the folk customs of Changningfang are also very simple in Luojing City.
then……
Countless black shadows fell from the sky.
The eggs were as numerous as rain, the fresh leek roots were covered with soil, and the leaves on the pears were stained with dew... They just fell down like this, instantly submerging Zhuang Ke.
In the room, Ah Qing faced the door and heard the sound of the heavy rain shaking like a banana tree.
Oh my god, I'm so miserable...
"Master, this person is so ridiculous, gods hate ghosts, will it be the person you are looking for?" On the side of Changningfang, a pair of masters and servants saw this scene in their eyes, and the servant said speechlessly.
"Haha, haven't you noticed?" The rich middle-aged man smiled, and instead of being surprised, he asked.
"What did you find?" the servant was surprised.
The middle-aged man said leisurely: "This group of neighbors seems to be cursing and throwing things and smashing people. But have you noticed that the eggs are ripe, and the vegetables and fruits are just picked in the morning..."
"What can this mean?" The servant disagreed.
"You guy is really a little bitch!" The middle-aged man laughed and said, "Do you know that although Dayu seems prosperous and has a strong national strength now, the people have long been quite peaceful, and there are even strange and strange things that are rare in Luojing City.
Only Changningfang, which is located in a corner of Xicheng, seems to be true to the word Changning, Changle and peacefulness, and there are few strange things.
But in today's world, this seemingly ordinary scene has become the biggest unusual.
But do you know that this Changningfang was not like this before, and there were many strange things, and the family was uneasy!"
A middle-aged official has something to say in his words, which is meaningful.
"Master, are you talking?" The servant understood a little.
"Not bad! All this started when Zhuang Ke and A Qing, a foreigner, came to Changningfang and opened this worry-free residence.
Although these urban neighbors were not aware of the changes at first, they more or less realized over time that this rare peaceful life was related to this seemingly absurd Zhuang Ke.
A few days ago, there was a abandoned and dilapidated theater nearby. It is said that people heard the sound of singing from it every night, causing trouble to be in peace.
But since Zhuang Ke, the owner of Wuyouju, visited once the day before yesterday, there has been no strange things the next night.
The folk customs of Changning House are purely supplemented, and the rough man in the market cannot say any high-sounding thanks, but one of the things thrown in is bad, and they are all good things in daily life."
"Since I'm grateful, I'll just deliver it to my door! Why use this method? Isn't it unnecessary?" The servant was very puzzled.
"You don't understand this!" The middle-aged man shook his head and smiled.
"Wuyouju has been spreading evilly in the market. It is said that strange things come out. From time to time, all kinds of angrily scolding men, you women crying, children laughing, etc., but people have seen visitors coming and going.
Three people become tigers, so ordinary people naturally dare not get close to this place.
This may be a unique way of getting along with Zhuang Ke and the people of Changningfang over time!”
"Is this actually the case?" Hearing this, the servant beside him had already looked incredible.
...
"Zhuang Ke, you're cheating outside again!" Seeing Zhuang Ke's arms pushing the door open, holding all kinds of things and even carrying a live chicken wing that was giggling, A Qing jumped out of thin air, his eyes were green.
"Hey, wipe off the saliva from your mouth! How do you say it? These are the neighbors' sincere intentions. How do you say it is cheating and cheating?" Zhuang Ke glanced across his eyes, "Give you a chance to reorganize your language! Otherwise, you will still eat the lunch meal!"
"Don't interfere!" Ah Qing panicked when she heard this, holding her hands in her heart and blinked her eyes softly, "Zhuang Ke, you don't remember the villain, please spare Ah Qing this time!"
"Hmph! This is almost the same. Why are you still standing there? Why don't you help me move all these things in!" Zhuang Ke snorted.
"Okay!" Ah Qing happily held a bunch of things and headed towards the kitchen. While walking, he hummed a song he learned from somewhere. "Braised chicken wings, I like to eat them the most. If you don't eat them today, it's useless to eat them..."
"Hey, it's hard to raise a girl in my family! How did I raise that innocent little girl to be a fucking girl?" Zhuang Ke rubbed his eyebrows and felt a headache when he saw this.
Forget it, I don't think so much.
He shook his head helplessly and walked along the narrow corridor in the house towards the depths.
Although it was already daytime, the windows around the house were sealed and not airtight, making it look quite dim.
There were even red candles, and the air was filled with a faint fragrance.
The halo is transparent, and it actually reflects clear figures on the white and flawless window paper on both sides.
Kings, princes, generals, men, women, young and old, flowers, birds, fish and insects... each has its own shape.
As the candlelight shook, the figure seemed to be moving. There was a universe inside the small room, which interpreted another appearance of sentient beings.
As the master here, Zhuang Ke has long been used to it.
Sit down slowly, there was a long-horned square table in front of him, with various tools such as carving knives, ink pens, needles and threads, which were dazzling and exquisite.
He raised his eyelids slightly and looked up, and saw countless figures of little people jumping into his eyes.
To be continued...