Eight hundred and ninetieth chapters earth old Caipeng king(1/3)
There was a rope with gold thread on it. Before Han Yu felt anything, Niu Jing and Ma Jing seemed to have seen their biological fathers. They shouted at Han Yu with excited expressions: "You're done! You're dead."
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"Are you two crazy?" Han Yu reached out angrily and pulled the rope around his body and said.
Seeing Han Yu trying to pull the rope, Niu Jing and Ma Jing suddenly laughed and said: "Hahaha, stupid human beings, you think you can pull it with your human strength... pull it... is this nonsense?
"The cow spirit and the horse spirit cursed in unison.
Han Yu looked at the excited Niu Jing and Ma Jing without knowing why. What's the fuss about just such a rope wrapped around the body?
"Hey, what's going on with this rope?" Han Yu asked Niu Jing.
The cow spirit stared at the pair of bull eyes and murmured to himself: "How is it possible? How is it possible? How could the fairy rope be cracked so easily?"
"Tie the fairy rope?" Han Yu was stunned when he heard this. He lowered his head and looked at the rope in his hand. He felt that there was nothing special about the rope except that it was made more finely and the gold thread wrapped around the rope could be sold for some money.
Binding immortals? Could it be that this broken rope can only bind immortals, so it is ineffective for a human like me?
The King Peng who made the move also had his eyes wide open at this moment, staring at Han Yu, a strange human being, with an expression of disbelief on his face. The immortal rope that had never failed was caught blindly this time. This result was really beyond King Peng's expectation.
With a trace of curiosity and confusion, King Peng Tian fell from the sky and landed in front of Niu Jing and Ma Jing.
As soon as their boss appeared, Niu Jing and Ma Jing immediately regained their confidence as if they had found the organization. They just wanted to show off their heroic image to their boss, but they didn't expect that Peng Tianwang was not there at this moment.
Listening to their chatter, the Crab Spirit, which was still stuck upside down on the ground, said to the Cow Spirit and Horse Spirit: "If you have anything to say, we'll talk about it later. Go rescue the Crab Spirit."
As soon as the cow spirit and horse spirit heard this, they immediately came to the crab spirit. They grabbed one of the crab spirit's legs and pulled the crab spirit out of the ground like a carrot. The crab spirit's eyes were closed tightly.
, looking unconscious. Cow sperm and horse sperm will not give artificial respiration to crab sperm. There are many ways to wake up crab sperm, such as slapping. This method does not matter whether it is cow sperm or horse sperm.
Horse essence is a very easy way to do it.
"Pah~pah~pah~"
The crab sperm was woken up, and then knocked unconscious again, and then woken up again, and knocked unconscious again...until Han Yu couldn't bear it and reminded Niu Jing and Ma, who were enjoying the crab juice.
Jing, Crab Jing finally escaped the fate of being whipped to death.
"You two bastards!" The crab spirit with swollen cheeks glared at the cow spirit and the horse spirit and cursed. The cow spirit and the horse spirit were not happy when they heard this. This crab spirit is too shameful.
Why can't we tell the good from the bad? Are there any good demons who behave properly in this world?
King Pengtian didn't pay attention to the nonsense of the three demon generals under his command. He stared at Han Yu and asked without blinking: "Who are you? Why does the fairy rope have no effect on you?"
"Maybe it's because I'm not a god." Han Yu replied casually, and the flames ignited on the rope to bind the gods. Han Yu wanted to see if the rope in his hand could withstand burning. King Peng Tian couldn't help feeling a little distressed when he saw it.
He scolded: "You are wasting a good thing, please give me back the rope that binds the immortals."
"Why? If it's in my hand, it's mine." Han Yu was not that easy to talk to. After hearing King Pengtian's words, he quickly hid the fairy rope behind him, looked at King Peng up and down and said, "I heard that you have
There are many treasures. It is rare for us to see each other. I will give you two more."
When King Pengtian heard this, he laughed angrily and said, "There are plenty of treasures. If you have the ability, come and get them."
"Come and get it." Han Yu tied the Immortal Binding Rope in his hand to his waist, and he rushed over to Peng Tianwang. Peng Tianwang was slightly startled, then sneered and waved the Wind-breaking Halberd in his hand.
He stabbed Han Yu in the face as he rushed over.
Han Yu stretched out his hand and grabbed the Broken Wind Halberd. King Peng Tian was just about to shake his wrist and crush the hands of the ignorant humans, but he did not expect that the Broken Wind Halberd held by King Peng Tian suddenly felt hot. He did not expect that such a thing would happen.
King Pengtian immediately let go of his grip, and the Wind-breaking Halberd was snatched away by Han Yu.
The weapon in his hand was snatched away. King Peng Tian was immediately furious and reached out to pull out the sword from his waist. Unexpectedly, Han Yu seemed to despise the Broken Wind Halberd at all. After snatching the Broken Wind Halberd, he threw it aside.
He suddenly rushed in front of King Peng Tian. He stretched out his hand and pressed the wrist where King Peng Tian was drawing his sword, making it impossible for King Peng Tian to draw the sword.
Upon seeing this, King Pengtian immediately let go of his left hand holding the sword and slapped Han Yu in the face. As a result, Han Yu stretched out his free left hand, grabbed the left hand that King Pengtian was fanning, and pulled away King Pengtian's hands.
Cross and pull down. Peng Tianwang is nearly two meters tall, more than a head taller than Han Yu, but when Han Yu pulled him down hard, Peng Tianwang couldn't help but lower his head.
Han Yu hit King Peng Tian in the face with a headbutt. The nose is very fragile. No matter how powerful you are, it is difficult to train your nose. King Peng Tian was hit hard by Han Yu's head.
, tears suddenly flowed out uncontrollably.
"Bastard!" Peng Tianwang cursed, suddenly threw his head back, lowered his head and hit Han Yu fiercely. Facing Peng Tianwang, Han Yu, who wanted to retaliate, immediately released his hands and followed
Like a fish, he turned behind Peng Tianwang and gave Peng Tianwang a hard push. Peng Tianwang, who was originally focused forward, was suddenly pushed out of balance, pounced forward, and fell to the ground. Han Yu didn't do anything either.
He was so polite that he immediately sat down on Peng Tianwang's back, grabbed Peng Tianwang's shoulders with both hands, twisted and pulled hard, and forcibly dislocated Peng Tianwang's arms.
All this happened so fast, almost in the blink of an eye. The three demon generals who were preparing to admire their master's heroic appearance were all stunned on the spot, watching in stunned silence as their boss was knocked down by a human.
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"I said, how about we run away." Ma Jing, who had come back to her senses, suggested to Niu Jing in a low voice. After hearing this very constructive suggestion, Niu Jing couldn't help but feel a little moved. However, when she saw Crab Jing coming across,
When Niu Jing rolled his eyes, Niu Jing finally came to his senses and scolded Ma Jing in a low voice: "What nonsense are you talking about? Our boss was beaten, how can we, the younger brothers, stand by and watch?"
"But even if we go up, it's just to add another plate of food for others." Ma Jing muttered in a low voice. Hearing this, Crab Jing couldn't help but cursed: "Look at your worthless appearance.
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Ma Jing then said unconvinced: "Are you promising? Then first find something to cover the exposed area on your butt."
The words "butt and exposed" will probably become taboo words for Crab Jing in a short time. After hearing Ma Jing's rebuttal, Crab Jing's face suddenly turned red, and he stared at Ma Jing with unkind eyes.
The big pliers started to open and close. Upon seeing this, the cow spirit said quickly: "Now is not the time for internal strife. It is better for the king to think about what to do. Huh? What do you think that human is doing?"
Looking in the direction pointed by Niu Jing, Crab Jing and Ma Jing saw Han Yu sitting on the back of Peng Tianwang. He didn't pay attention to Peng Tianwang's yelling and scolding, and was peeling off the armor from Peng Tianwang.
"I didn't expect this human being to have such a hobby." Ma Jing said in surprise. As soon as he finished speaking, before the crab spirit could scold him, the cow spirit slapped Ma Jing on the head and yelled angrily:
"What nonsense are you talking about? Don't look at what time it is now? Crabs attack on the left, horses attack on the right, I'm in charge of the middle, go up!"
With the loud shout of Niu Jing, the three demon generals rescued Peng Tianwang and rushed towards Han Yu in three directions: left, center and right. However, Han Yu didn't seem to take the three demon generals seriously at all. Before the three demon generals
Still ten meters away from him, a wall of fire suddenly emerged from the ground, blocking the way of the three demon generals. Han Yu, on the other hand, kept his hands on the ground, and when King Peng Tianwang refused to cooperate, he forced Peng to
The armor and cloak worn by the King of Heaven were all taken off.
"You bastard!" King Peng Tian was lying on the ground, unable to move and cursed. Unfortunately, Han Yu was unmoved and took off his armor and cloak. Han Yu asked: "Hey, what other treasures are there on me? I know everything about them."
come out."
"You, are you here to cause trouble or to rob?" King Pengtian cursed angrily.
"What about this? Finding trouble is secondary. Robbery is primary. I won't hide it from you. I am very poor. I heard that you are a rich man, so naturally I want to get close to you. I said, hand over the treasure quickly.
Otherwise, don’t blame me for being barbaric.”
"No, you have stolen all the treasures." King Pengtian cursed angrily. But Han Yu didn't believe it, and smiled sinisterly: "That's what you said, then don't blame me for stripping you naked.
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As a big monster who controls thousands of big and small monsters, if he is stripped naked by a human, then Peng Tianwang will no longer have to hang out, and he will just find a place to hide in the deep mountains and old forests and never come out for the rest of his life. Hearing that Han Yu wants to strip him
King Peng Tian struggled to remove his clothes. King Peng Tian was convinced that this human being was a master of what he said, and he really dared to strip himself naked.
"Stop! Stop! I'll give you the baby!" Feeling that the human's hands were taking off his pants, Peng Tianwang shouted hurriedly. Fortunately, he shouted in time, and the hands that had already grabbed both sides of the pants and were about to take them off stopped, and there was a sound in his ears.
Han Yu's proud laughter came, "Isn't it good to cooperate so early? You have to let me take off your pants. Who do you think cares about looking at your bad ass?"
Now at a disadvantage, King Pengtian could only swallow his anger in response to Han Yu's teasing, and only waited for himself to get out of this unfavorable situation before making other considerations. King Pengtian was very confident in his speed, and as long as he let him stand up,
With the ability of the wings on his back, even if he can't deal with this human being, there is still no problem in escaping.
"Let me get up!" King Peng Tian shouted loudly.
Han Yu did not embarrass King Pengtian on this point. After hearing this, he stood up and walked away from King Pengtian's back, standing not far from King Pengtian. Without the help of his hands, it was really difficult to get up from the ground. However,
Han Yu did not help Peng Tianwang
, and King Pengtian would not accept Han Yu's help. He tried his best to get up from the ground, and looked at the three demon generals rushing in from the other side of the fire wall. King Pengtian couldn't help but smile bitterly in his heart, hoping that these three guys would save him.
I don't know how long he has been dead.
"Who are you?" King Pengtian looked at Han Yu and asked unwillingly. Han Yu shrugged and pointed to the sky. Unexpectedly, King Pengtian misunderstood and thought that Han Yu came from heaven. This news was very important to King Pengtian.
It was really unexpected.
It is said that when King Peng Tian just hatched from the egg, he was an orphan. Driven by instinct, King Peng Tian achieved what he has achieved today, but his longing for home and longing for his relatives have never stopped. As soon as he heard that someone was coming
Maybe he came from his hometown. King Peng Tian seemed to have made a major decision. He stared at Han Yu and said, "As long as you tell me how to return to heaven, all the treasures I have collected will be given to you."
Seeing the eager look on Peng Tianwang's face, Han Yu reacted and realized that Peng Tianwang had misunderstood what he meant. Although Han Yu wanted the treasure, he did not bother to get it through deception. He immediately explained to Peng Tianwang: "
You misunderstood what I just said, I didn’t mean that I came from some heaven, but that I came from outside this planet.”
"Planet?" King Peng Tian couldn't help but was stunned when he heard this. He obviously didn't understand what the planet Han Yu was referring to. Han Yu explained upon seeing this: "This world is not a round sky and a flat place as you think.
. The place we are standing now is actually a sphere, and outside the sphere is the vast universe. I am a human being. But I am not a human being living on this planet."
"...I don't understand what you mean. Do you really not know how to get to heaven?"
"What are you going to do in the heaven? It's almost like a ruin there. In the God-Destroying War back then, no matter whether it was gods, demons or spirits, they could not escape the fate of destruction."
"Have you been to heaven?"
"Been there and come back again."
"Can I go there too?"
"Well, I went with someone else. I can't take you there by myself. And heaven is really not a good place. Take you for example. Just relying on your strength. Going there is...
To be continued...