Chapter 95: The Scientific Madman of Lisbon
"Professor Mercurto!" Green said gritting his teeth, "This is the bathroom!"
The middle-aged uncle looked at Green with confusion: "Well, then?"
Green took a deep breath and held back the anger in his heart: "Don't you think your behavior is very rude now!? What's more, there is a lady in the bathroom!"
The middle-aged uncle thought for a while: "Master Green, your language is full of logical errors. "Irregular" has two meanings. One means "I apologize to the other party when I feel the reception is not good, and the other means "violating the etiquette rules of people's interactions". In the current environment, I am the guest, so the first meaning is obviously not in line with the environment; the second meaning is even more strange. I have not violated the etiquette rules of people's interactions."
Green took a deep breath, then let out a deep breath: "...It turns out that in your eyes, is it normal to peek at others for bathing?"
"Master Green, your language is full of logical errors. I have not peeped. I am righteous!"
"Can you be forgiven openly?" Green felt a little broken.
Professor Merkdo frowned and looked at Green: "Master Green, your thinking is now confused and your language is illogical. You need a [mechanized mind] to calm yourself down."
Green looked at the middle-aged uncle in front of him and made a move to the clothes not far away.
"The Hand of the Mage!"
A ring in Green's clothes came to Green's hands.
Strong mechanical ring (rare)
Special effects: Constant and powerful mechanized mind (will saving throw +6, spell immunity to the mind that affects the mind, +3 in all intelligence-related checks, Charm-related checks -3.)
Greene calmed down instantly after putting on the ring.
Recalling what happened before, Green suddenly reacted. Lisbon is an academic city, a mage with a rich personality of a science madman, and the one in front of him is obviously a scientific madman who only accepts reason and logic...
"So that's it..." Green touched his chin and raised his head calmly, "Well... Although I had known for a long time that there were many weird people among the mages in Lisbon, there were not many people with strange personalities like you."
Professor Merckor frowned slightly: "Master Green, your language is full of logical errors. First of all, a person's personality is diverse and there is no clear definition of what a 'strange personality' is. In this case, your language is meaningless."
Green's mouth twitched: "Professor Mercurdo, you just made a serious mistake!"
Seeing Green's calmness recovering, a smile appeared on the middle-aged man's face: "I remain skeptical about your words."
"According to local customs, women cannot expose more than 50% of their skin in front of men other than relatives. If a woman's skin is exposed more than 50%, then men must avoid it, or by giving a piece of clothing to reduce the nudeness of women's skin to less than 50%. At the same time, if a man does something that causes him to see more than 50% of his skin in a woman, then men must apologize and avoid it quickly."
Professor Merkdo frowned slightly: "This is really a strange custom."
Strange custom? Strange is your brain is good!
Hearing Professor Merckor's words, Green's emotions almost broke through the limits of [mechanized mind] on emotions.
Green took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down: "No matter how you think, this is the custom."
"Okay, there is really no way to be logical about customs." Professor Mercurdo paused, as if he had thought of something, "No wonder when I went to the village chief's house last time, the village chief and the village chief's wife were so excited."
Ah? I seem to hear some amazing information.
Green couldn't help but remember the village chief's attitude: "Professor Mercurdo, what did you... do to the village chief?"
"I didn't do anything to him. When I went to find him, he was mating with his wife naked in the bed."
Green: “…make a mating?”
“Yes, mating.”
“Why is the word ‘mating’ used?”
"You really asked a strange question. Because they were doing 'mating' at the time, naturally the word 'mating' should be used."
Green covered his face: "...well, okay. That is to say, the village chief and his wife were mating at that time, and you were chatting around like you are talking to me now?"
"Your statement is not rigorous. The word 'banging' is a derogatory term, and we are doing a very ordinary social flow."
Green looked at the middle-aged man in front of him with his eyes looking at the mentally retarded child.
"Forget it, I can't ask too much for a mage with a charm value below 10..." Green sighed, with a look of giving up treatment, "Professor Mercurdo, can you please leave first now?"
"Why?"
“This is the bathroom!”
"Then what?"
"According to local customs, if there is a woman's skin nude level less than 50%..."
"But that lady's skin is already less than fifty percent." The middle-aged uncle pointed at the maid beside Green.
At this time, Shaqiya was wrapped in a towel and squatted on the ground, staring at Professor Merkdo with an upset face. Shaqiya was holding a broom in her hand, in a posture of being ready to draw her sword at any time.
Green glanced at Shaqiya, then turned to the middle-aged man and said, "Professor Mercurto, I will tell you another custom in our hometown. In our hometown, if a lady doesn't want to see a man, and the man is always by her side and refuses to leave, then the woman can attack the man, and the man can only hide or escape and cannot fight back."
Professor Merckard looked incredible: "...Your custom is really unreasonable! It is my freedom to go wherever you want to go!"
A dark smile appeared on Green's face: "This is custom! You know, customs are sometimes unreasonable. As a girl, she has the right to punish those ignorant men!"
Professor Merckor looked at Green with an incredible face: "You are serious."
"As a master who specializes in prophecy, I think you should always have lie detection."
Professor Merkdo turned his head blankly and looked at Shaqiya: "Madam, can I stay here for a while? I have something to talk about with your master."
Professor Merkdo used tongue skills, so Shaqiya could understand his language, but Shaqiya obviously would not accept this requirement.
"Abnormal! Go to the death!" Shaqiya directly used the broom as a wooden sword and swung it out angrily!
A sword energy flew out from the broom and turned into a stream of light...
"Boom!"
I recommend a book "Murder in the Night". A suspense and horror game novel with a style of "Thriller Paradise". I feel that this type of book is difficult to write, I hope he won't be a eunuch...
Chapter completed!