Chapter 34: All the People Listen to the Legend of the White Snake
"Ah, Ah snee." Qi Yue was sleeping properly, but suddenly his nose became very itchy and he still couldn't stop sneezing. Then, he turned around and continued to fall asleep comfortably. "Ah um, ah um" Just as Qi Yue smashed his mouth, a few drops of liquid dripped into Qi Yue's mouth, salty and thick. Qi Yue, who realized something, suddenly opened his eyes and began to vomit to the edge of the bed.
"Ahaha, Master Qi, it's time to get up, the sun is burning your butt." Qi Yue looked at him, weren't it just the two little guys Li Zi and Yaya?
"You two naughty little guys, you come to trick me in the early morning. Are you trying to get beaten up?" Qi Yue felt so confused. It was not easy to have a good night's sleep.
"Master, you will forgive us, right?" The two little guys pulled Qi Yue's pajamas and acted coquettishly. Four big eyes were bulging, and two little mouths were pouting.
"Okay, I forgive you, tell me, are there anything you want to ask me?" Qi Yue couldn't stand their cute expressions, covered his head with his hands, and said helplessly.
"President Qi, you promised us yesterday that you would tell us the story of Sister Baishe to us. You don't tell us your trust." Yaya pouted and looked at Qi Yue with contempt.
"Yes, yes, Master Qi, there are hundreds of people coming to our inn, all of whom are here to listen to your stories, and they are crowded with inns." It turns out that the story of Qi Yue in Zhang Yuanwai's mansion yesterday had already spread all over the place. Qi Yue's story was very novel and they had never heard of it before, so they all rushed to listen. These people did not know that Qi Yue was a cultivator, but instead treated him as an ordinary Taoist priest.
"Okay, I'll go down after I wash up." Qi Yue poked a small hole in the paper window and peeked into the scene outside. Sure enough, onlookers and gossip are the strongest skills of human beings.
"That's great, so good, I'll tell them to go." "I'll prepare breakfast and washbasin." The two little guys smiled, clapped their hands and jumped out of the room.
Looking at their leaving figures, Qi Yue smiled helplessly. Qi Yue didn't expect that the Legend of White Snake would be so charming, but for the convenience of his sect in the future, this time it would be a good opportunity.
The plot of the Legend of White Snake can be said to be quite exciting. After Qi Yue's addition of fuel to the fire, some plots have almost reached the level of dirty jokes, which can naturally attract a large number of listeners. This time, Qi Yue did not mention the connection between the so-called "White Snake" and the Emei Sect.
Even the children who were busy in the inn would temporarily listen to a paragraph. Sitting cross-legged on a table and looking at the crowded crowd that had already begun to take shape, Qi Yue was filled with darkness.
Yaya and Lizi occupied the front row, listening to Qi Yue's story, and looking at Qi Yue with admiration. Before, Qi Yue found that these two little guys were very qualified and better than Dan Chenzi, so Qi Yue began to inquire about their life experiences.
Through some chats, Qi Yue also learned that these two little guys could be said to be orphans. They wandered to Cuiping Town and were taken in by the kind inn shopkeeper. They usually helped to do some work in the inn to exchange steamed buns and other things to support themselves. Faced with such good gold and beautiful jade, Qi Yue had the idea of accepting disciples.
Clearing his throat, Qi Yue said, "That White Snake is elegant and extraordinary, as elegant as a fairy, as elegant as a snow lotus on an iceberg. Xu Xian was not here that day, and White Snake was about to take a shower, his clothes were half-exposed, revealing,,,."
Many people below left a drool, wanting to hear what was revealed. At this moment, there was a sudden commotion behind the crowd.
Qi Yue looked down and saw a dozen men in black walking up from the bottom of the mountain. These people were all strong and were holding weapons, some holding steel knives, some holding wooden sticks, and some holding red tassel guns.
However, these weapons are not very good, and the clothes these people wear are also casual clothes. At a glance, you can tell that they are not from the government, and they are not from the mortals.
Although Qi Yue had never seen the martial arts world and government officials in this world, there were too many of them on TV, and Qi Yue still had a little vision. Looking at the appearance of these people, there was only one possibility, a gangster.
Sure enough, one of the leading men came to the front of the crowd arrogantly, looked left and right, and kicked a young man sitting on a chair beside him.
"Get out of here and let the uncle sit for a while."
The young man was kicked and was indignant, but he didn't dare to say anything. He knew that this man was powerful.
"Damn it, there are so many people here." The man was very strong, with his black and plump belly showing his dark heart-protecting hair. He wiped the sweat from his forehead with his sleeves, and then looked at Qi Yue who was sitting on the table and talking.
"Hey, that bull's nose, listen well, this is the territory of Mianzhu County. According to my Brother Biao's rules, all those who make money in Mianzhu County have to pay fees. Last time I saw you divination here, and the money was probably earned several hundred taels. We saw that you were a Taoist priest, so we didn't make things difficult for you. I hope you can pay the money yourself, but you didn't realize that you insisted on the old men to come. This time you gathered to teach and you gained a lot. You have to pay the hard work for the old men this time."
When many people next to him heard Brother Biao's name, they looked scared on their faces.
Qi Yue couldn't continue to sit on the table, so he jumped down, and waved to Li Zi.
Little Lizi ran over and Qi Yue asked, "Little Lizi, who is this Brother Biao? What are these people doing?"
Li Zi looked back at the people, with a look of contempt in his eyes, and then said to Qi Yue: "Master, what about Brother Biao? He is just a gangster. His name is Zhao Biao. He is also from Mianzhu County. He has an older brother. Zhao Hu is a martial arts school. He taught me a few tricks at the beginning. This brother is a scoundrel. No one in Mianzhu County hates them. Now these are disciples of Zhao Hu's martial arts school. In fact, they are all gangsters. They know that they have done evil and have done a lot of bad things."
"That's it, I understand?" A cold light flashed in Qi Yue's eyes. A gangster in a small town actually dared to provoke the cultivator like this. If he didn't boost his reputation this time, he would be even more despised in the future! Looking at the man opposite, Qi Yue bowed: "Wuliang Tianzun, this layman, I would like to advise you to do good deeds and not do evil. The cause of today will definitely plant the fruit of the next day. Besides, I did not collect any money today. I told stories today, completely in order to persuade people to be good..."
"Enough!" The big man shouted angrily, stood up suddenly, and pointed at Qi Yue with his hands tremblingly: "What's the point of your little calf? I'll give you a good word, don't you pay the money!"
"What if you don't, so what if you don't?" Qi Yue waved his sleeves and stared at Brother Biao.
"If we leave if we don't pay, hehe, I will break your teeth today so that you can't tell a story in the future." The man was holding a steel knife in his hand, which was also the only steel knife among them.
Qi Yue also smiled: "A bastard, dare to threaten this Taoist priest. It's really true that there is a way in heaven and you don't have a way to go, and there is no way to go to hell!"
ps: I read a post today and was shot. Well, my good mood for the New Year was ruined. Later, I looked at the comment record of that person. OK, I was too lazy to care about it, so I deleted it directly. I can't afford to hurt. Why don't I think about how many grandparents and grandpa could recite multiplication formulas? Moreover, no one doesn't like the quietness of the book review area. Everyone posts casually, I give experience and I will change it if I have any suggestions.
Chapter completed!