"Pooh!"

Jia Le spat phlegm hard at the TV station gate, cursing in his heart, "What kind of fun is the scalper sound! It's obvious that the five-tongue is not complete, and it's almost reached Antarctica, but a judge was so excited that he almost fainted, saying that it was the scalper sound that was rare in a century, Damn it!

The sound of scalpers and sharks are all TMDs, but the sound of banknotes. If it weren’t for the father of a billionaire, the sound of scalpers and oxes! The sound of yellow dogs!

Jia Le cursed in his heart. After graduating from the Conservatory of Music, he became a professional talent show owner and traveled around talent shows on TV stations everywhere. He originally thought that with his talented voice, four years of systematic vocal training, and more than ten years of guitar skills, he dared not say that he won the championship in the top ten. But......

Unspoken rules everywhere...

Tighten the guitar on his back, Jia Le walked across the road, and suddenly there was a rapid and sharp sound of brakes. Before he could turn around, his body soared into the air.

"Seventy yards!"

"Fuck!"

This is Jia Le's last sentence left in the world.

Jia Le stood up from the ground and felt many people surrounding him. He wanted to tell them, but these people ignored him and seemed to have not seen him at all. Everything became weird!

At this moment, two figures appeared in the void, and the figures floated over swayingly.

Before he could approach, Jia Le smelled the strong smell of alcohol. He was about to ask but found that he could not speak. A string of black shadows flew out of the figure. Before he could react, the black shadow was put on his neck.

"Let's go, kid, when will it be bad to die? I have to be so fucking unlucky when I have to drink."

At this time, the figure had approached, and the faces of the two seemed to be covered with a layer of mist. Jia Le couldn't see their appearance clearly, but the two head crowns on their heads were very clear, one was a cow-shaped head crown and the other was a horse-shaped head crown.

Jia Le was very anxious. He wanted to know what happened. He could clearly see and hear, but why couldn't he say what these two people were? Who were lying on the ground? Why did he look like himself like this?

The iron chain was wrapped around his neck, as if there was a kind of magic. He couldn't help but follow the two of them. Then, he was surprised to find that his feet did not land on the ground, his whole body floated in the air, and his feet were empty without any effort.

"Hehe, the King of Hell asked people to die in the third update. I won't wait for you to the fifth update. Go back and pay the job." Ma Tou Guan also had a lot of alcohol. The difference is that he seemed to be quite open-minded and did not have the same resentment as Niu Tou Guan.

"Bad! This is true before," Niu Touguan scoffed, as if he complained: "Since he built that shitty automated office system, he has been in a mess. The wrong things he had been called in the past can't be encountered once every ten thousand years. But now, the last time the earthquake inspection commander was removed from his post was investigated, and he was caught in the wrong person on the surface, but in fact everyone knows that it's not that the system has made a mistake, and they don't know how many kickbacks it has collected."

Horse Head Crown couldn't help but change her sarcastic look, but Niu Head Crown didn't pay attention and said to herself: "I think something will happen to this system sooner or later. At that time, I don't know who TMD is unlucky. The last incident almost hit the Heavenly Court. Alas, Lao Ma, I heard that King Qin Guang was collecting evidence and was preparing to file a lawsuit with the Heavenly Court Supervisor, wanting to take the opportunity to lift King Yama off the horse..."

"Shut up!" Ma Tou Guan finally couldn't help it, looked around with a pale face, and cursed at Niu Tou Guan in a low voice: "Old Niu, you want to die, just go, don't pull me, can we say these things? Can we listen to them? You are impatient!"

Niu Touguan's expression also changed. He looked around with a little fear. Seeing that he had not found anyone, he breathed a little relieved and smiled mockingly: "Haha, just chat, just chat, just chat, just chat."

Having said that, he never dared to complain again. Listening to the two of them having sex, Jia Le understood his situation a little, he... was dead.

At the age of twenty-four, life has just ended. Thinking of the passionateness back then, I feel it’s a bit ridiculous now. So what if you have talent? In this era of fighting for your father, talent is useless.

In self-pity, self-pity, the three ghosts passed through the field, and the ghosts on the road gradually increased. Jia Le saw some people with cow head crowns and horse head crowns one after another. The number of people brought by those behind the cow head crowns and horse head crowns was different. The fewer ones brought five or six, and the more ones brought dozens. It is extremely rare to bring only one to them.

The Niu Tou Guan and the Horse Tou Guan did not say hello when they met. They rushed on their own. After walking for a long time, they finally arrived at the edge of a huge city. This city is very strange. There are only city gates and no walls. There are construction sites on both sides of the city gate. Look at the residential community that looks very much like the living room.

There were no soldiers at the city gate to investigate, but as soon as they entered the city, Jia Le felt relaxed, as if his body had returned, and the kind of steadiness under his feet had returned. He looked down at his feet as if he was on the ground.

"Dear new colleagues, welcome to Fengdu and welcome to become a new resident of the underworld..."

"High-end real estate, scarce resources, supreme enjoyment, is the best choice for ghost residence...!"

"A brand new oriental style, heavenly style, surrounded by mountains and rivers, exclusive...."

...

Before he could wake up, he surrounded him with many leaflets stuffed in his hands, all of which were real estate advertisements. The familiar scenery made Jia Le both sad and happy, and couldn't help but blurt out.

"Damn, the real estate industry has come to the underworld! Damn!"

Hearing Jia Le's scolding, Matou Guan and Niu Tou were a little surprised. They didn't know how many little ghosts were retaliated over the years. All of these little ghosts were as insane as the people next to them. Those who did evil things were even more trembling, and the entire team was yelling.

In the eyes of Horsehead and NiuTuCrown, Jia Le was like a heretic, without any fear of facing liquidation. This was not an ordinary liquidation, but a comprehensive liquidation from birth to death, from his infancy to his death at the age of twenty-four. Everything he did in the process was calculated, the sins and merits were then sentenced.

The eighteenth floor of hell, putting down the oil pan, peeling, pulling the tongue, and all kinds of criminal laws are there, which makes people feel scared.

But this short-lived ghost had no fear in this regard and could even laugh. Niu Tou Guan wanted to scare this boy, but Ma Tou Guan didn't want to be troublesome, so he pulled Niu Tou Guan and said he would get in early. Niu Tou Guan felt a trembling heart when he thought of the long queue in front of the Emperor's Palace, and he didn't bother to scare Jia Le, and he accelerated his pace.

Jia Le didn't care about these things. As a young man in the 21st century, he didn't know or believe in things like the 18th floor of the underworld, and he did not wake up even after he got here.

The iron chains around his neck were still not loose, and Jia Le had to follow them forward, but now the two of them were walking much slower, Jia Le could take the time to look at the street scenes on both sides. The scene in front of him was very familiar, restaurants, KTVs, foot baths, nightclubs, hotels, and these very familiar places appeared in front of him one by one. He vaguely felt that life here... seems to be good.

Jia Le didn't know where he was going, and he didn't know how long he had walked, but stopped in front of a huge palace. Jia Le looked up at the palace and was shocked. The ease that just now disappeared.

I have visited various temples in the Yangshi, but it is not as powerful as the temple. On the front of the temple is a row of huge marble columns, each of which requires three people to embrace each. Various ferocious birds and beasts are carved on the marble columns. Two black flying dragons hover on the eaves on both sides, spraying fire light into the sky, dyeing the sky red.

A huge eyeball carved above the main entrance of the hall, looking at the people waiting below coldly and ruthlessly.

Jia Le felt cold in his heart. He didn't dare to look at the eyes, but felt naked and without any concealment. Even the privacy hidden in the darkest corner was exposed to this cold gaze.

There were several ghost soldiers in red uniforms standing in front of the palace gate. The ghost soldiers in front stood there holding maces in their hands, standing still, as if they had not seen the thousands of ghosts in front of the palace. The horse-headed and bull-headed and crowned men were commanding their respective teams to stand in a column.

He was the only one in Jia Le's team, the fewest team. Matouguan ran to the side of a small official in front of the palace gate and said a few words. Jia Le's eyes were very sharp. Seeing Matouguan quietly stuffing something on the little official's hands. The little official had a expressionless face and slightly jaw head. Matouguan ran back and said it was done. Niu Touguan walked into the hall as soon as he ran away.

When passing by Xiaoguan, Niu Tou Guan had no expression on his face, but Ma Tou Guan bowed to Xiaoguan happily. Just as he left the gaze of that eye, Jia Le felt a little relaxed, so he couldn't help but start to be curious again.

"No! No! I don't...! Please! I have money! I'll give you money!"

The shrill shout broke through the silence, Jia Le was frightened and looked up. Two ghost soldiers dragged a guy in a straight suit, struggling desperately, begging miserably, but the ghost soldiers did not have any sympathy and dragged him out to the two ghost soldiers in red uniforms, and then read out the verdict:

"The eighteenth floor hell is punished with knife and saw for one hundred years, and the seventeenth floor hell is one hundred years..."

The waiting crowd was in a stir, and the two fat female ghosts even started crying in a low voice. Jia Le didn't feel it, he was just a little puzzled, what kind of tricks are these eighteen layers of hell, the punishment of knife and saw.

"The punishment of a knife and saw is to tie up people, tie them into big characters, and start to saw upwards from that thing, saw them in half..." Niu Tou Guan introduced Jia Le to various criminal laws in the underworld to Jia Le with malicious intentions. As expected, Jia Le's expression suddenly turned pale. Niu Tou Guan said contemptuously: "Small thing, you are still pretending, who dares not be honest when you come here."

But Jia Le quickly disappointed him again and pulled out a few more guys from the hall, either in the oil pot hell or the sheep pit hell. Some even had to serve their sentences from the eighteenth level hell, with knife saws, pounding, and stone pressing, and never falling. After hearing the verdict, he was paralyzed and was lifted out by two ghost soldiers.

"What a crime is this guy? It's so superb!" Jia Le couldn't help but inquire about it.

"This kid was originally a contractor. He cut corners when he was repairing the river embankment and bribed the government. As a result, the river embankment collapsed, causing thousands of people to die in floods. He was a very evil person..."

Before Niu Touguan finished speaking, a ghost soldier in red came from behind, and each ghost stuffed a piece of paper and muttered: "Dear colleagues, new sentence reduction **, secret skills of reincarnation, one page in hand, no fear of all punishments;"

"TMD, this is too brave, I dare to do this." After the red clothes came over, Niu Tou Guan muttered dissatisfied.

However, the horse-headed crown shook his head strangely: "Stop talking about this, it's not like this now. Even the Jade Emperor's Golden Palace is like this. The princes above turn a blind eye to revitalize the economy and increase GDP anyway."

Jia Le opened the paper and was stunned. This was a flyer with clearly marked prices. How much does each criminal law cost? How much does it cost to serve one year less sentence in hell? All of them have prices. What's even more outrageous is that there is also a reincarnation price.

"The family of great officials is ten trillion;"

"The family of Zhongyi is 80 trillion;"

“The rich family,….”

………………

This is just a big deal. Each big deal has a small deal, a legitimate son and a legitimate grandson, a illegitimate son and a grandson. What's even more outrageous is that there are illegitimate sons, and each one is expensive.

"Damn it! Isn't this robbing money? It's so expensive!" Jia Le couldn't help but scream.

The man in red turned around and looked at Jia Le and sneered, "If you can't afford it, no one would ask you to buy it. You just came here, hurry up and ask your dream to go back and let your family burn more money, otherwise you will be a pauper in the next life!"

"But this is too outrageous. Who can afford it if it is 10 trillion or 80 trillion?" Jia Le was very dissatisfied and waved the advertisement list in his hand.

"Yes, the price is too high, can you lose it?"

The ghosts waiting for the verdict agreed. The verdict of several people just now scared them. The leaflet sent by the red-clothed ghost soldier accidentally gave them hope.

The ghost man in red laughed in his heart. In fact, these are all sales methods. The judge had long known the files of these people. Those who were guilty of being too sinful cannot be let go. Even if they want to make money, they cannot make money from those people.

“…..Reincarnated as a rich and prosperous family, with a lifetime of blessings and a lifetime of life!”

Jia Le was shocked and looked up. The little ghost in red was reading another verdict. This was the verdict of an old man who was dressed very ordinary. The old man looked a little dull, and he was obviously shocked by the content of the verdict.

It was not only him who was shocked, but also Jia Le, including the horse-headed and bull-headed people present. In their long work experience, they have seen the judgment of giving blessings and the judgment of increasing longevity, and both blessings and wealth have won, but this is the first time.

The blessings and wealth are both gained, and the underworld has not made such a judgment for thousands of years. This means that the old man has never done anything wrong in his life, nor even hurt an ant, and has done good deeds in his life, which has never been done by Confucius back then.

"Brother, what's going on?" Jia Le quickly reacted. As he said, he felt that the chain on his neck was too tight, loosened his hands and twisted his neck: "How much did he spend? He doesn't look like a rich man."

Niu Tou Guan glared at Jia Le fiercely, and he won both fortune and wealth. No one dared to sell such a judgment for money. This is to be reported to the Heavenly Court. If this old man can get such a judgment in the next eight reincarnations, he can directly enter the Heavenly Court and be ranked in the Immortal Class.

"This is a good man. He has done good deeds and accumulated virtues throughout his life and has never harmed others. When he gets old, he has donated hundreds of out-of-school children. Moreover, several of these out-of-school children have become pillars of society, and their merits are extremely high. Naturally, reincarnation is favorable." Niu Touguan is a little jealous and envious. He has actually been reincarnated and knows the difficulties.

The old man was respectfully led out of the hall by the ghost official in red. The waiting team was still whispering noisy, but Jia Le began to think about what he had done in just twenty-four years.

Having been in love, this should not be considered evil. You are in love and I am willing to do so. No one has forced anyone; I have never killed anyone or snatched something;

I have picked up money, but it seems that I have put it in my pocket. I don’t know how to calculate this; stealing my parents’ money should not count. By the way, although I have had disputes with my parents, from the bottom of my heart, he still respects his parents, and this filial piety should be...

Jia Le slowly calculated his life, but after thinking for a long time, he couldn't figure out what good things, bad things he had done, how many merits and how many sins he had.

Isn’t it just death? I’m not afraid of living, I’m afraid of death. I’m not scared, oh, no, I’m not scared to death!

Niu Tou Guan started to show fear when he saw Jia Le, but he regained his calmness after a while. He obviously had adjusted his mentality and was a little impressed. Seeing that other obviously older new ghosts in front of the team were still lowering their heads and calculating, they were far less open-minded and flexible than this short-lived ghost.

"Boy, brother, give me some advice," Niu Tou Guan approached Jia Le and whispered: "Often the new ghosts come here, there will be a seven-day adaptation period. During these seven days, you should quickly send your dreams back and let your family burn more paper money. Your life is short, and depending on your appearance, your sins are not very big. Generally, the paper money burned by the first seven is enough. Then find a business to do it first, save more money, and strive to reincarnate as soon as possible."

Jia Le was stunned for a moment, but hesitated that Niu Tou Guan had such kindness. He hesitated and said tentatively: "Brother, I'm new here and don't understand many things. Please give me more advice. Is there any point in this reincarnation?"

Niu Touguan grinned. Of course, these little ghosts who had just arrived in the underworld didn't know that there were many tricks in reincarnation, and there were only a small part of them introduced above.

In the past, as long as the time comes or the sentence is over, they can be reincarnated. However, due to the significant decrease in the birth rate, the needs of the underworld cannot be met. In order to adapt to the new changes, the underworld has formulated new regulations and set a merit line. Only those who have passed the merit line are eligible for reincarnation.

But how should this merit be calculated? For example, some people who have finished serving their sentences, or who have not had many sins or merits in the sun, will live in the underworld first. On the way they came just now, the real estate developed was provided for these ghosts.

How can you accumulate merit when you live in the underworld? Then you can only buy merit, find a job in the underworld, and receive some salary every month; or do business by yourself, and some of the money you earn earned can be used to live in your own life, and part of it can be used to buy merit. By accumulating enough merit, you can be reborn and reborn.

After this policy was implemented for a period of time, new problems arose. Some people have a lot of money, some have little money, and those with more money quickly accumulate enough merit and can be reborn soon. However, the positions for reincarnation cannot be chosen. Some rich ghosts are entrusted to poor families, while some poor ghosts are entrusted to wealthy families. So the rich ghosts raise objections and demand to choose according to merit. After hundreds of years of discussion in the underworld, they finally agreed to carry out reincarnation reform. Those with high merit can choose a reincarnation family. Those with low merit can only be reincarnated in sequence and have no choice.

"Actually, some rich people live very well in the underworld, and they are not willing to be reincarnated," Niu Touguan's tone was a little envious: "Because there are very few families who can choose to reincarnate, and they are very interesting here. Once reincarnated, they will drop at least five or six levels."

Jia Le suddenly realized that he had taken Niu Tou Guan's words, and smiled and shook the flyer in his hand: "So there are business opportunities in it."

"You can teach me." Niu Tou Guan grinned. Only then did Jia Le realize that Niu Tou Guan was not ugly, with a straight nose bridge, but a slightly larger mouth.

Jia Le thought to himself that he had to stay in the underworld for a while, so he would not be anxious if he was reincarnated or not. He would rather think of a dream and let his family spend more money.

"Brother, this price is too expensive, who can afford it?" Jia Le couldn't help but feel chilled when he thought of the price on the flyer. This price is too terrifying, trillions of dollars, what does this concept mean? The whole United States is probably worth so much.

"Brother," After a conversation, Niu Touguan felt that this short-lived ghost was quite on the road and it would be good to take over his subordinates in the future, so he patiently explained to him: "You don't know, Yang Shi doesn't know what's going on now. The underworld coins printed can often cost tens of millions or hundreds of millions, causing the prices of the underworld to soar. There is nothing we can do about it."

"Ah!" Jia Le took a deep breath. The prices in this underworld were actually controlled by the Yangshi, and this...

TMD, that's so messy!

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Chapter completed!