Chapter 1 The Corpse Collector
The sun is the most vicious in mid-July, and at noon, it makes people burn on the outside and tender on the inside. However, Chen Guangda was full of joy and went out directly against the sun. Although he was about to attend a funeral, this was also a happy thing for him, because once the person died, his business would come, even if... his old classmate died!
Stepping onto his Nine-Hand Santana 3000, Chen Guangda habitually glanced at the funeral supplies behind the car. After confirming that there was a lot of things, he drove to the funeral scene. The slightly noisy speaker soon sounded the voice of his dream lover Su Tong, gently and sweetly spreading the news to everyone.
"Yong! My brother just received another big order, with a project volume of more than one billion. You should come out to celebrate such a happy thing..."
Chen Guangda picked up his phone and sent a voice message to go out. He smashed the broken air conditioner that was not very powerful. A sound of music quickly rang out during the radio, and his Xiaomi phone also jingled, and he heard the same sweet voice as on the radio and laughed: "No! Little villain, I will help my colleagues take the shift tonight. Let's meet again another day. I won't say much about it when I am still on the live broadcast!"
"Oh~ This little voice is so sweet..."
Chen Guangda screamed in great excitement. Although he had not met Su Tong, the photo of Su Tong on the radio was really beautiful. I don’t know how many times he had fought with his left and right hands. As soon as he thought of Su Tong’s long black silk legs, Chen Guangda wanted to die directly on her to be satisfied.
A solemn and solemn sorrow suddenly came from outside the car, directly interrupting Chen Guangda's fantasy. He hurriedly drove the car to a pile of white wreaths, stretched out his head to look at himself who had already started to gain weight in the mirror. Although this is not the figure that a 28-year-old man should have, he always feels that being fatter is more like a boss!
"I cry harder, I can't cry and I won't give you money..."
Chen Guangda got off the car and roared at several old women. A group of full-time mourning women immediately burst into tears, and the sorrow and joy also doubled. Chen Guangda quickly took the opportunity to order two eye drops, and rushed into the yard with a "wow".
A corpse covered with linen was lying straight in the living room, but Chen Guangda was not afraid at all. He threw himself on the corpse and cried and shouted, "My good brother, why are you leaving? How can you live by leaving us old classmates?"
"Six sons! Six sons! Don't be too excited. People cannot be resurrected by death. You should be mournful and follow the changes..."
Several old classmates ran up and grabbed Chen Guangda, and their eyes couldn't help but feel moist. Chen Guangda was pursuing death for a while before stopping his crying. He turned around and squatted in front of a young woman wearing mourning clothes and said sneeringly: "Sister-in-law! You should also be mourning and adapting to the changes. If you have any problems at home in the future, just say that your business will be mine in the future!"
"Thank you, Liuzi..."
The young woman had already cried and nodded with a numb expression. Chen Guang stood up with tears in his eyes and left the house to set up a mourning hall. He had been loading a car of main products before, and he had at least 7,000 or 8,000 yuan. Even if he gave an old classmate a 30% discount, he would have a lot of money.
"Oh~ Liuzi! I just performed a good show..."
A handsome man suddenly walked up to him and mocked him as soon as he saw Chen Guangda: "If I remember correctly, you and Kuizi were the most inconsistent. You should be very happy if he died. Why are you crying worse than your own mother after death!"
"Liu Shaoyu! Is there anyone who says that? Do you understand the debt of death? No matter what festival I have with him, it will disappear..."
Chen Guangda rolled his eyes in anger and took out a pack of China as if showing off, but Liu Shaoyu slowly lit a Supreme of Nine Five. He looked at him with a strange laugh before entering the house. Chen Guangda immediately spitted out disdainfully: "Bah~ What's the matter? It's so great to have two slutty money!"
Chen Guang left the yard with a gaze. The person he hated most in his life was someone who could show off more than him. However, as soon as he ran to the car, he saw a beautiful young woman hiding under a tree and fanning her body. Her bulging figure was very tempting. However, Chen Guangda walked up and said lightly: "Oh~ Sister-in-law! Why don't you go in with Shaoyu? How hot it is outside!"
"I didn't go in that room. I ran around for this mess early in the morning for his family, which was so disgusting..."
The young woman slapped the wind with an irritable look on her face, turned her head and said sarcastically: "I want to say that Kuizi is lucky. Seeing that she had been a nail household for several years, the government just agreed to his family's request and left behind five or six million yuan in property to his wife as a dowry. She is such a short-lived ghost!"
"Damn! I've been so much enlisted, by the way, how did he die? Is there a cerebral infarction..."
Chen Guang was surprised to put down the cigarette he was about to lit, and the young woman shook her head and said, "Even the coroner can't explain it clearly. Anyway, it's just a sudden death. I heard that I had a fever some time ago, but I died in bed early this morning. If my husband hadn't been asking someone to help her, Li Lan, a little widow, I'm afraid I wouldn't even have a mortal shed!"
"Well! Shaoyu and Kuizi have a good relationship..."
Chen Guangda nodded subconsciously, but his eyes couldn't help but float to Li Lan in the house wearing mourning clothes. Although this Kuizi looked very frustrated, his wife was quite beautiful. Wenwen was very quiet and delicate. I don't know what was wrong with it at the beginning, and she would marry a pauper like Kuizi.
"Six sons!"
Chen Guang was stunned and Li Lan walked out of the room, walked to him and said, "Kuizi's parents left early, and he and I don't have any brothers and sisters to help me. I will bother you about the funeral tomorrow. I will pay you the full amount of money for the money!"
"Hey~ Sister-in-law! It hurts feelings when talking about money. Kuizina and I have been old brothers for many years. In the future, your family affairs will be included in me. It will definitely make him leave with glory..."
Chen Guangda hurriedly straightened his back, took out a thousand dollars from his pocket and stuffed it into her hand. Li Lan smiled at him very gratefully and then returned to the house, but the young woman next to him said sarcastically: "Look at your bright eyes, you're thinking about me. I think you might as well take advantage of the situation now. Anyway, widows and bachelors are perfect matches. They have such a generous dowry. If you do it too late, be careful not to pick it up!"
"I said Ding Li, why do you smell so bad? Am I that kind of person..."
Chen Guangda looked at her with a frown and stared at her, but Ding Li sneered, "Chen Liuzi! Young Master pretended to be in front of my sister. You held my husband's uncle's funeral. The ten Chinese burned for him were all fake cigarettes. You dare to cheat people's money. What else can you not do? Besides, the little widow may not fall in love with you. She doesn't know how to pee and look in the mirror. She is poor!"
Ding Li glanced at him with extreme contempt, twisted her big butt and got on a red Mercedes-Benz. She was so arrogant that she was like an Antarctic penguin. Chen Guangda was so angry that she wanted to go up and beat her breasts directly. The couple were indeed bastards who looked down on others!
"He***! A pair of dogs, who do you want to cheat..."
Chapter completed!