Chapter 97
There was no trace of people on the street in the middle of the night.
The car was driving very fast, in the front row, Shan Ji looked at the car while checking the movement behind from the rear mirror.
"Yi Yang, I haven't seen the market for many days. Not only did I look like a man with a more and more spring breeze on my face, but I also hooked up. Tell me, what's going on?" Geng Xiaocao poked Ling Yiyang.
"You are so embarrassed! Look at your mortality of being a man and a woman, aren't I mean to show that bastard Cai Mingliang?" Ling Yiyang giggled, then glanced at the little demon in the driver's seat, and said to Geng Xiaocao: "More fierce, didn't you say you looked down on men in your life before? Why? I looked like I was sexually hungry after not seeing you for a few days. Is it like I was in a thirst?"
"Ling Yiyang, your uncle!" Geng Xiaocao grinned: "You are allowed to do the show, but I am not allowed to do the show anymore? You are not sure what the relationship between Cai Mingliang and the crazy man Liao has. I don't want to do the show. He flew over like a fly. I will lead him to your house."
"Okay, we are both people from all over the world." Ling Yiyang nodded and said, "But Xiaocao, the madman is very good. He is a match with you and has a deep affection for you. He has much better ability than Cai Mingliang, a bastard who is not diligent in four bodies and is not diligent in all grains."
"If you like me, I will give you my grandfather's dowry to me, and I will give you the dowry prepared by my grandfather. I am giving you a group of drummers to beat you, will it be?" Geng Xiaocao glared.
"I don't want it." Ling Yiyang held his chin, stared at Geng Xiaocao, and whispered: "When did you meet me?"
"What?"
"You are still pretending to be confused with me." Ling Yiyang rushed forward and opened his mouth for a little demon.
"Look at your gossip!" Geng Xiaocao's face was a little unnatural, and he said, "It's only been a few days."
"Oh." Ling Yiyang said a long time, sarcastic.
"When did you meet?"
"I. It's been these days." Ling Yiyang's face turned red, and he quickly changed the subject and said, "Oh, by the way, I found a restaurant yesterday, which was opened by Koreans. It was super delicious. Have time to go?"
"What a bad guy?" Xiaocao opened his eyes wide.
"The owner is super handsome! Will you go? Will you go?" Ling Yiyang looked like a slutty person.
"Go!" Geng Xiaocao agreed to be clean and neatly: "Do you have a beautiful girl?"
"What's wrong?"
"I took someone to deal with it so that you can have that chance of one in ten thousand."
"Geng Xiaocao, it's so cold that I'm sorry, right?"
"I don't even look at your virtue. I have a small breast like a pigeon egg, but I have no butt, I have no shame..."
"Why didn't I have a butt! Why did I have a pigeon egg! Look, touch it!"
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In front, Shan Ji and Xiao Yao were so busy.
"Shanji, didn't you say that these two people have been fighting since childhood?" Xiao Yao looked at the two guys and looked like they were fighting and whispering.
"Pinch! Beat! Pinch when you meet, beat when you meet. But isn't there any old saying?" Shanqi was holding a cigarette in her mouth and the car drove fast.
"What do you mean?"
"The turtle is against mung beans, the weasel is pulling fried dough sticks, the broken gong is against the hammer..." The pheasant's metaphor made the little demon hilarious.
"It's so fucking appropriate!" Xiao Yao said happily.
"These two people have worn pairs of pants since they were young, fighting each other every two days, and fighting each three days, getting hotter and hotter the more they fought." Shan Ji squeezed his eyes.
The little demon ignored him, hooked his head, and watched the two women behind him make a fuss from the rear mirror.
"Zhang Xiaoyao, look at it again, believe it or not, my sister will drink you!" Ling Yiyang suddenly opened his eyes in the rearview mirror.
The little demon smirked: "Oh, he is not tall, he has a full length of mouth! Master Dao can watch wherever he likes, he can care, right, pheasant?"
"That's it!" Shan Ji nodded.
Two men started practicing in front.
"Now, women are fucking want to rebel. Everyone thinks they are a green onion, but who can you stir-fry the pot with you?"
"Not bad! Long hair and short knowledge."
"This is the new society. Going forward, the old society is not a pig cage, so it will have to sink into the river."
"Not bad! Close the pig cage and sink the river!"
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"Shanqi, stop!" Geng Xiaocao's voice came from behind.
"Yes, boss!"
The car stopped with a squeak, and Geng Xiaocao and Ling Yiyang got off one side, surrounding the front one left and one right.
"What to do!? What to do!?"
"Don't slap in the face! I'll say it again... I'll wipe it! Ling Yiyang... pheasant, open the door... open..."
"If Master Dao doesn't make your chest into a D cup, Master Dao won't call him Zhang Xiaoyao..."
"Sister! My dear sister! Let me spare the young one!?"
"Boss, don't hit me, I'm not doing anything!...I'm not talking about you! Your hair is long! Your hair is long!... Sister Yiyang, I'll slap myself, you won't have to do it!"
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An hour later, a roadside food stall.
Ling Yiyang and Geng Xiaocao were eating skewers and drinking beer with great pleasure. Shanqi and Xiaoyao were two, one had a hair like a chicken coop, the other had a bruised nose and a swollen face. Two men squatted on the stool with their hands in their arms. Everyone around looked here, and even the boss laughed.
"Two bosses, killing people is just a lie. Just want to be like this. They are all family members, why bother?" Xiao Yao squeezed out a smile and said pitifully: "You are trying to deal with us like this, and everyone coming and going is everyone who hurts your self-esteem. Isn't it a pheasant?"
"Yes! I'm always hurting my self-esteem." Shan Ji smiled bitterly.
"I want to come down, right?" Ling Yiyang drank a lot of beer, his face was red, holding a skewer in one hand and holding his chin in the other.
"I want to!" Both of them nodded at the same time.
"Say a few good things," Geng Xiaocao said happily.
Geng Xiaocao also drank a lot, and his face was filled with beer bottles. The jacket outside was taken off, revealing the tight vest inside, his figure and face, which was really delicious.
These two women, one like white camellia and the other like fiery red pepper, remained motionless in the face of the hot gazes of the men beside them.
The little demon smiled and said, "Yes, two sisters, look okay!"
After saying that, he put down his hands, held chopsticks in one hand and butterfly in the other, knocked and sang.
"I have seen thousands of beautiful ladies, and it is rare to be as beautiful as two sisters. It's really dazzling and hard to say. The soul flies outside the sky. Could it be a sleepwalking in the Palace of Paradise? Don't guess it's the sky of resemblance! Look at her willow eyebrows, cherry blossoms, and jade teeth are filled with anger. Before she talks, she is shy before she talks, just like a yellow oriole crying outside the flower, walking thousands of steps, like a willow moving in the evening breeze. Oh, my dear, no sun is relaxed, no time is not worried, no night is not dreaming..."
The little demon has always had a good voice. The sounds and sentences are singing in a whisper, which makes people around them cheer in unison.
"What, this is it!? Change the channel! Change the channel!" Geng Xiaocao shouted.
"Okay!" The little demon put down his chopsticks, stood up, took a deep breath, raised his head, and started practicing like a wolf howling-
"Touch my hand to touch the silk on my face, dark clouds flew for half the sky, and touch my head in front of my head. The heaven is full and addictive. I stretch my hand to touch my sister Maowan, and it is scattered outside, reaching my sister's eyes, black eyes and white eyes, reaching my sister's little nose needle, Youyou burns breath, reaching my sister's little mouth, and the baby's eyes smile slightly..."
"Okay!!!" This time, it was so awesome. A group of men around him cheered in unison, and even the boss didn't grill skewers.
"Looking for death!" The two women were so angry that they trembled, and each of them lifted the little demon over with one ear.
"Don't beat me first! Let me eat something, and I'll beat me when I'm full!" The little demon pointed to the skewers on the table and said pitifully: "The hotel is just talking about things, but I haven't eaten a single bite. I'm really hungry."
Ling Yiyang and Geng Xiaocao looked at each other and burst into laughter.
"Look at you like this, it's like how we bully you."
"That's right, are we such bad guys?"
“We didn’t let you stop eating…”
"that is!"
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"Okay! Can't I eat it?" The little demon greeted the pheasant, and the two guys immediately swept the wind and the clouds.
Ling Yiyang and Geng Xiaocao sat next to each other, holding their chins, looking at the little demon in front of them like a hungry wolf, quietly, with deep and gentle eyes.
"Yan'er, ask you something?" Ling Yiyang smiled.
"What's the matter? Tell me quickly, haven't you seen Master Dao busy?" The little demon bit three skewers in one bite, one chicken leg in one hand.
"Then are there really two little kids on Gumantong?"
"Didn't I tell you that there are no ghosts in this world."
"Lie! Then you are so arrogant! There is also the hunchback who is Xiao Tuozi, what kind of corpse spirit, the fierce one, you're scared to death!"
"Oh, my sister." Xiao Yao reluctantly put down the chicken legs and said, "It's just a bad temper, resentment, murderous temper. The world is like this. I have also talked about Gumantong's origin. Resentment is extremely fierce. The so-called raising a little ghost is just a secular title. After using magic, resentment and weapon invade the person who offers it. Naturally, this person has a huge amount of resentment and evil spirit."
"Do you two have heard of aura when dealing with things in life or dealing with people?"
"I've heard it." The two women nodded together.
"Whoever has a strong aura will take advantage of it, and whoever can calm people down. People who raise Gumantong have a stronger aura than ordinary people, and all of them will feel good about themselves. In addition, people's fortune and fate are also controlled by qi. All such people will have good luck in a short period of time, but after all, they are evil spirits and evil spirits, just like drinking poison to quench thirst. It's very good at the beginning, but then they will blow the lights and pull out waxes later."
"Oh!" The two women nodded at the same time.
"I think raising a little ghost is cool. Otherwise, I'll raise one tomorrow?" Geng Xiaocao said happily.
"You're so cool!" Ling Yiyang slapped him and said, "It's not a little kid, I can consider it. Oh, Sister Yiyang, have you heard of the amulet? It's not the kind of Gumantong. It seems that you can guard against villains?"
"By the way! By the way! I heard about it, too."
"I know someone, I have the goods in my hand..."
The two women left the little demon and muttered to themselves.
"Long hair, short knowledge! Short knowledge! Alas!" Xiao Yao shook his head and then kicked the pheasant: "Do you have something to do tomorrow?"
"It's okay, what's wrong?" The pheasant's mouth was oily.
"It's fine, drive to pick me up at 8 o'clock."
"What's wrong? Are you in trouble?" Shan Ji said in surprise.
The little demon squatted on the stool, with chicken legs in one hand and grilled skewers in the other hand, looking up at the sky with his head raised, looking like a peerless master: "If you have something to do, you'll get a big fucking matter!"
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Chapter completed!