Chapter 8 You can't help but be a Taoist priest!
The people of Qiyun Mountain are afraid of Taoist priests. This kind of fear is actually a kind of awe. No matter how stupid Qiyun Mountain is, they will regard Taoist priests as guests of honor, whether they are young or old, whether they are good or dirty. First, most of these Taoist priests can eliminate disasters and solve problems for people, and do merits. Second, no matter how good their cultivation is, they have some skills. If you move your fingers casually, you may destroy your family.
But the Taoist priests in Qiyunshan were afraid of Zhang Xiaoye.
This kind of fear is a typical feeling of people who are obsessed with cleanliness.
Zhang Xiaoyao, even though he was young, he was like a river and rivers flowed back when he saw water, stones poured out oil when he saw somersaults, monkeys had some other virtues, and there were hundreds of people in Qiyunshan, and almost a few of them had not been eaten by him. Over time, people gave them nicknames "Ghost Sorrow".
But few people know that Zhang Xiaoyao is also afraid of people.
The first one is naturally the old man. The monkey, the little demon, cannot escape from the old man's palm at any time. In front of the old man, it is like a mouse seeing a cat.
The second one is the one in front of you.
The highest generation of Master Yu Erye in Zhengyi Mountain is the old man and Master Yu. Taoist priests in Zhengyi School can marry and have children. The old man’s surname is Gong’s name Mubai, the Taoist lord is Yunyouzi, and the bachelor is a bachelor. He has no children and no daughters. Master Yu Erye is Yiwei, and his Taoist lord is Yunxuzi. He has asked his wife and gave birth to a son named Yu Sanyuan. Yu Sanyuan also has a son, which is the fat Yu Congbai.
The man in front of him was 1.8 meters tall and square-faced, wearing a police uniform, was the fat man's biological father, and the little demon called him the second uncle.
There is a reason why Xiao Yao was afraid of this second uncle. Back then, Erye Yu was very happy when he got this son. Zhengyiguan was a bachelor, with few disciples. Both of them wanted Yu Sanyuan to join the Zhengyi faction. After all, they were a family. But this second uncle was born with no interest in Taoist priests, so he turned to the police industry and started as the grassroots police officer. With his skill and mind, he joined the criminal police team and solved countless cases. Now he is the director of the Municipal Public Security Bureau and a model of the national public security system. He has a prosperous future and has a bright future.
To be honest, the second uncle has never treated Xiao Yao badly and has always regarded Xiao Yao as his biological son, but he also needs to be a policeman. He is selfless and has been scolded by this second uncle a lot. He is so angry that he often helps Xiao Yao loosen his muscles and bones, which makes Xiao Yao have a headache every time he sees Yu Sanyuan.
"Oh, Uncle Second, when did you come? I don't know if I can pick you up too, hehe." The little demon was extremely flattering.
Yu Sanyuan took back his eyes from the car and looked at the little demon and said, "Why did this man come to the Taoist temple?"
"How can I know?" Xiao Yao looked innocent: "Uncle Second, I didn't cheat me!"
"You? Hehe, you may not be able to cheat such a God of Wealth." Yu Sanyuan showed a sneer on his lips and thrust at the Taoist temple: "Let's talk about it when you go in."
The three of them entered the Taoist temple and entered the hall. The old man was so happy that he couldn't stop talking about Yu Sanyuan, but Yu Erye looked unhappy.
"Do you still know you have a father?" said Mr. Yu.
"Dad, am I busy working all day long?"
"I'm sure, Sanyuan hasn't come for a long time. Why are he getting angry? He's doing a big deal." The old man smiled and said, "Sanyuan, I specially hid a jar of good wine. We will separate later."
"You old man, please wait a moment." Yu Sanyuan took off his police cap and put it on the case, saying, "Uncle, why did Yang Shaoze come here?"
The old man was stunned: "Why, do you know him?"
Yu Sanyuan smiled and said, "Who doesn't know him? The son-in-law of Mr. Zhou, former vice chairman of the Provincial CPPCC, Invest in Mining and trade when he was young. Later, he invested in houses and assets of more than one billion yuan. He was nicknamed "Yang Shiyi". He was one of the top ten entrepreneurs in the province. Why don't you know?"
Good, I can't tell that guy is still awesome! The little demon's eyes fell all over the floor.
The old man looked calm and smiled, "Ah, oh, oh, Yang Shiyi, is amazing. How about Wu Zuofu, the ship king of the Republic of China?"
"Of course it's not as good as that."
"How about Song Ziwen?"
“Nothing to compare.”
"Damn! When Wu Zuofu saw me, I had to call you respectfully. When Song Ziwen saw me, he had to get up and leave the stool and return Yang Shiyi!" The old man frowned, as if he had smelled stinky shit.
"Grandpa, you can still grow two pounds of meat if you don't brag less." The little demon was so happy.
"Talk about serious matters, talk about serious matters." Yu Sanyuan also laughed and said seriously: "Uncle, don't worry, I didn't remind you, this person, we can't make friends."
"I don't understand this. If you want to enter my temple, no matter how majestic he is outside, he will be equal in front of me. Why can you make friends with me?" the old man asked.
Yu Sanyuan took a deep breath and whispered: "I tell you, don't tell others."
"If you like to say it or not! Who cares about it?" The old man turned his face.
Yu Sanyuan was disgraced by the old man and said, "Uncle, do you know why I was transferred to the provincial capital this time?"
"I'm not interested in your shit."
"You are so angry..." Yu Sanyuan couldn't laugh and cry, so he had to lower his head: "Last month, Li Jianguo, the deputy mayor of the provincial capital, was under double supervision, embezzled and accepted bribes of more than 10 million yuan. The province was shocked. The superiors called him and wanted to thoroughly investigate and punish him. In order to ensure the fairness of the investigation, the province decided to set up a special task force and draw personnel from other places for investigation. I am the deputy leader of the special task force, and I am responsible for this work. Li Jianguo was young and promising, and had hope of joining the provincial government, but now he has fallen."
"What does this have to do with the surname Yang?" The old man still looked calm.
Yu Sanyuan said: "When Li Jianguo was deputy mayor, he had approved a lot of land and had major violations, including Yang Shaoze. After Li Jianguo was in double supervision, he found a large number of precious antiques, calligraphy and paintings at home. According to his account, one of them was given by Yang Shaoze. It was said that it was from Tang Bohu, worth several million. I guess, in addition, I am afraid that many people with the surname Yang will give Li Jianguo a lot of benefits. Now he has been identified by the task force as a major suspect. The case has been filed and an investigation will be carried out soon."
"It's just a broken painting by Tang Bohu. I don't know whether it's true or not. What can I do if it's true? Is it rare? I used Zhu Zhishan's calligraphy banner to wipe the table." The old man said with a pout.
The little demon couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Grandpa, don't brag anymore. The second uncle is telling you the serious business."
"That's right, uncle, you'd better not have any contact with him anyway." Yu Sanyuan said solemnly.
"What is illegal or not? That's your business. I am an old man and I can only help people solve disasters and problems. Now it's not when I said that I was a feudal superstitious demon. No one can care about what I love. Besides, I promised them that the water that splashed out from the words I said can still be taken back?"
The old man is like a stubborn donkey, so he is not willing to listen.
"No wonder he had a dead end just now." Mr. Yu nodded and said to the old man: "Senior brother, I think you are right to listen to Sanyuan in this matter."
"Whatever you want! My old man keeps his word and says helping others, then he has to help others, otherwise he will not be as old as a dog."
Master Yu Er knew the old man's temper and saw that he couldn't get it back, he said to Yu Sanyuan: "Sanyuan, you want to transfer to the provincial capital, what should I do if I go to waste my life?"
"What else can I do? Go with me. Dad, the appointment of the superior has been completed. I am the deputy director of the Provincial Urban Public Security Bureau. I have been promoted. I will take the college entrance examination next year. I have contacted the school." Yu Sanyuan said.
The old man who had turned around was immediately excited when he heard this: "Sanyuan, you have arranged it in Bai, where is my little demon!? I can tell you that you are the second uncle of Xiao demon, and you can't ignore his affairs!"
Yu Sanyuan was amused and crying: "Uncle, I know you are partial to the little demon. When did I say no, I have always treated the little demon as my own son. I have contacted all the school and other things, but I heard from Brother Heizi say that the little demon doesn't plan to go to school anymore."
Heizi is the nickname of Xiao Yao’s father, and the big name is Zhang Yunfei.
The old man glared: "If the little demon doesn't go to school, he won't go to school. I'll let you arrange it, which means you will find him a serious job and work. Aren't you a deputy director? A big man, this is a drizzle for you?"
Yu Sanyuan was really about to cry and said with a wry smile: "Uncle, Xiao Yao is only sixteen this year and is not yet an adult. Where do you ask me to arrange a job for him? Besides, the country now has clear regulations on employment, so I can't open the back door."
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"I have it! I care, I care!" Yu Sanyuan looked at the old man's big cigarette pot and felt dizzy.
"Uncle, I don't understand why Xiao Yao doesn't study anymore? Now it's not as prosperous as before. The country is booming and all walks of life are in full swing. All you need is cultural talents. If you don't let him study, what will happen in the future?"
The old man raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong with being educated? I have seen many educated people. I have never committed suicide and jumped off the building. Besides, you don't know what this little bastard is? He is so evil that he can get into college and get his master out of the coffin!"
"I can't tell you, I can't tell you." Yu Sanyuan waved his hand straight.
The old man sighed and said, "I know the little demon's numerology. This naughty child is different from Congbai. If he can be safe in this life, I can close my eyes."
"Grandpa, why do I feel so terrified when I hear it! I feel like I can't live for a few years!" Little Yaole.
"Go and go, you know a ball!" The old man raised his cigarette butt and said to Yu Sanyuan: "We are a sect. We have been famous all over the world in all dynasties. In my generation, there are few disciples. You don't want to do it, and Yun Fei doesn't want to do it. Only the little demon is the only seedling. This incense cannot be cut off, right? I have thought about it, the little demon will live safely for a while. Let's look back. One day I will be able to pass the foundation of the ancestor..."
"Hey! Grandpa, my dear grandpa, I didn't say I wanted to be a Taoist priest!"
"I didn't want to be a Taoist priest at the beginning! Can you please do it??" The old man opened his eyes and the little demon immediately became a slut.
My God, why am I so miserable!
The little demon sighed to the sky.
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The second update is here!
The old man calculated: Oh! Look at how many young people in this chapter didn’t vote to collect it, look at my cigarette pipe!
Haha, I have a lot of support, thank you everyone!
Chapter completed!