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Chapter 23

Before dawn, the little demon will do it.

It’s not that he was worried about his father, nor that he wanted to get up early to prepare.

But this guy... woke up by urine.

I ate a bowl of Qingshui noodles and a few poached eggs in the evening. How could I satisfy this little hungry ghost?

As soon as I opened my eyes, I felt something was going on, and I felt itchy under my butt.

When I sat up suddenly, I heard an extremely unpleasant chirping sound coming from under me.

After looking again, my god! The bean bag was made under his butt, and his four claws were dancing in the air, and his eyes were squeezed out!

"You little dog, you don't go anywhere but you just drilled under Master Dao's butt. Besides, you were suppressed by Master Dao, and you squeaked, how could you know you were suppressed by me if you didn't call me? There is no reason why you called me if I don't know..."

Gugugugu...

Dou Bao's eyes were red, staring at the little demon, and scattering around with four claws. If it knew how to do kung fu, the little demon would not be able to take care of himself for the rest of his life.

I got up and came to the store. When I saw that my father was not there, I left buns and a note on the table.

While stuffing buns into his mouth, he looked at the notes: "Dad is so anxious. He went out so early. It seems that I have to go out early, so I have to go out early. The insects that get up early will be eaten by birds, and the insects that get up late will be eaten by birds."

After filling his stomach, the little demon thought for a while: "I heard from the old Taoist Wang on the mountain that fortune telling requires a suit. People rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles. The little girl depends on people passing by. I have to prepare."

The little demon found the white clothes that his father didn't wear, tore them into a cover, took the pen and ink, thought about it, and put a few lines of big words on it: Calculate the official, calculate the wealth, calculate your future, be accurate, handsome and very chic. The horizontal banner, one magical calculation, one hexagram and ten thousand!

After finishing writing, he tilted his head and looked at it with a satisfied affection: "Damn, Master Dao's thin gold body has obtained the old man's true teachings. Just these few words, those who know the goods can sell it for 8,000 yuan! Why am I so talented!"

After thinking about it again, hesitated for a while, changing the "10,000" above to "8,000."

"A single divination is eight thousand, I don't have more than a day, I'm counting as many as 10 or 20. Even if I don't slaughter the fat sheep, I'll have a lot of money. Oh, hehehe, just do it like this, you have a fortune!"

Dou Bao squatted beside him, looking at the little demon with both eyes, and murmured.

After finishing it, I put the bean bag in my arms, rolled it up, and went out.

"We have to find a good place! The rabbit doesn't eat grass by the nest. It can't be done by the City God Temple. We will know me in the future. If my father knows that I'm doing this, he will not hit me and spread it to the old man's ears, and he can break my leg! If you can't go to the government district, there are police everywhere. Dao Ye was arrested and he lost money. He can only go to the commercial district. There are so many people and many fat sheep, just do it like that!"

Xiaoyang thought about it and felt it made sense. He took more than half an hour to arrive at the pedestrian street in the commercial district.

Standing at the joint, the little demon was so happy: but he saw the men and women, old and young, and crowded.

People are worth money! This place is good.

The little demon walked inside under the guise and walked for only a few dozen meters. He thought to himself: Damn it is not good! Why are there so many companions here?!

I saw a stall on the streets on both sides of the streets, such as "Iron-faced God's Calculation", such as "Successor of Maiyi", and such as "Dragon and Tiger Heavenly Master", all of them are all.

These people are dressed in all kinds of clothes, wearing Taoist uniforms and Taoist hats, and their outfits are a hundred times stronger than the little demon's white double-breasted jacket. Even the pose is bigger than the little demon's and has a grandeur.

"Damn it! The heroes have similar views!" Xiao Yao scratched his head and muttered: "There are many people here, so it's not easy to find a place with fewer people."

After walking around, I reached the end of the street, the little demon's eyes lit up: This place is good!

Located at the end of the pedestrian street, at the intersection, pedestrians shuttle back and forth, facing the entire commercial area, a Feng Shui treasure land is a smooth feng shui place!

Looking back at those peers, Xiao Yaole said: "Damn it, you are still fortune telling. I don't know how to occupy such a good place, so I'm just a fool! A bunch of unlucky things that are ignorant to discredit the ancestors! Master Dao will open your eyes to you today!"

When he arrived there, the little demon straightened his guitar and lit up his guitar. He put it behind him. He sat under the guitar with a big sword, holding his head with his head raised, looking like a thumping guitar.

He was dressed strangely, but after doing this, he immediately attracted a lot of people.

"What is this kid doing?"

"Didn't you see it? It seems like you are fortune telling."

"Your future is accurate, handsome and very cool. What's the matter? It's a bullshit."

"One of the most serious calculations, one of the most important things is eight thousand! Is this child full? "

"I guess I ran out of the mental hospital!"

"I haven't grown up and still tell the fortune!? I'm crazy about money!"

...

Immediately, rumors floated over, and I said everything, but every good thing was said.

If it were someone else, he would have turned around and hit the wall and died. But Xiao Yao is a guy with a thick face. Facing the saliva of countless people, his face is not blushing or his heart is not beating, and he sits firmly like a mountain of Tai!

A bunch of guys who don’t know the goods!

I have been sitting here for almost an hour, and there are many people pointing fingers, but not one of them comes up to tell fortunes.

"Is it because my price of 8,000 is high? Damn, Master Dao is a master of the first sect. 8,000 is almost cheap enough!" The little demon was lowering his head and thinking about it, and suddenly his feet appeared in his sight.

"Uh hehehe, it's a fat sheep!" The little demon was so happy that he was about to take action when he looked up. When he looked up, he couldn't help but be stunned.

Who is this!

I saw the visitor wearing a black Taoist robe, oily and shiny. He was 1.8 meters tall, as thin as a pilogue, wearing a black Taoist hat, and a white beard hanging on his chest. He was not slight or eighty. He was wearing a pair of black sunglasses, holding a floating and sinking hand in his right hand, holding this black guitar with his left hand, which was larger than the flag on the **. He wrote a line of golden characters "Iron Mouth God Calculation, passed down from generation to generation". There was another line of small characters under the big characters: One hexagram is fifty, no compensation is allowed!

I'll wipe it!

The little demon couldn't help but take a breath.

I met an opponent, and he even met a tough character!

This is a gift, this outfit, and this fairy-like look, it would be a pity not to shoot a movie! And this is also a guise, his mother's design is extremely particular, elegant, and a bit striking. What's even more fatal is a 50-yuan divination. I'm do you tell fortunes or beg for money! The Taoist art handed down by the ancestors, you have fifty-one divination!? Are you worthy of your master and ancestors of all generations, and I am worthy of me!

The little demon was about to open his mouth when he heard the old Taoist's mouth open: "Friend Taoist, you've gone to the wrong place."

"What?" Xiao Yao was stunned: "I went to the wrong place? What do you say?"

The old Taoist smiled and said, "This place is the exclusive place for me. I have been here for more than ten years. You little fellow Taoist, are you still condescending?"

The little demon almost spit out a spit!

Exclusive land!? It has been on the road for more than ten years?! Your emperor!

This old Taoist is hateful! Isn’t this intention to bully Taoist?

No wonder those peers in this place didn’t come. It turned out that they knew there was such a person.

Well, others are afraid of you, Dao Ye, I am not afraid of you!

"Well, old man, you're such a mess!" Xiao Yao smiled slightly: "Now it is a new society, the land belongs to the state, and the country is the country of the people. I ask you, am I the people?"

"Ah?" The old Taoist was stunned by the question and nodded, "You should be the people."

"What should I do! Am I the people!" Xiao Yao said: "Since the land belongs to the country and the country belongs to the people, I am the people, and this land is of course mine!"

"What!?" The old Taoist almost threw Daopao away.

Hi! Where did such a person come from? He is so smooth and cunning before the hair grows yet!?

"This little fellow Taoist, I can't say that, then I am also a people! This land is also a person! And I have to pay attention to coming first and then coming! I have been here for more than ten years..."

"Come on! Don't be foolish, you are a poor person! You are poor! Come first and come later. It's right, but I came first today!"

"Immortal Lord!" The old Taoist was so angry that his beard was about to fly.

"Friend Taoist, you are too unreasonable! Let me tell you that I have been here for many years, and my colleagues on the whole street are my friends. If you are so unreasonable, I only need one sound..."

"What? Want to fight, right?" The little demon stood up, his arms were all over his body, his true energy was stirring, his bones and joints were crackling and crackling, and his small muscles were bloated. He stared at the old Taoist and sneered: "You can shout and call your friends and friends to make me come, but Master Dao tells you, before they come, Master Dao beat you up and cry! Old man, your mother's surname is noble?"

"Immortal Heavenly Lord!" The old Taoist went completely crazy. He looked at his colleagues over there, then at the little demon's arms and legs, shook his head, as if he had given in favor.

"I have a lot of people, I don't have the same knowledge as you, and I don't have the same knowledge as you!" The old Taoist shook his head and set up a stall next to him.

The two of them are a few meters apart, so they are completely invincible!

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Thanks to Mumuxi and SG for their rewards. Haha.
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