A man riding a motorcycle in the downtown city made a strange old man faint!

The man was so scared that he was at a loss! More and more onlookers!

Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and shouted in tears: "Dad, you wait for me, I'll go find a doctor for you now!"

After saying that, he ran away...

The old man struggled and shouted angrily: "Come back for the old man!"

Everyone sighed: "I am really filial here!"

Two beauties were talking about what cosmetics had good whitening effects in the elevator.

At the same time, there was a black man next to him listening silently.

Suddenly the black man said to the two beauties: "It's useless! I've tried it, but it's useless!"

A child stood next to the blacksmith shop and watched the blacksmith make a fuss! The blacksmith hated her a little, so he took out the burnt iron and came to the child to scare him!

The child blinked and said, "Give me one dollar, and I dare to lick it!"

After hearing this, the blacksmith immediately took out a dollar and gave it to the little girl!

The child took the money and licked it with his tongue, put it in his pocket and left...

Xiaoqiang gave a speech at the rally, and the people below listened attentively!

Xiaoqiang said: "I hate two kinds of people! One is racist, the other is black, and the third is ignorant!"

The people below suddenly sweated heavily...

In biology class, the teacher asked: How can we correctly distinguish the hands and feet of octopus?

The student replied: If you fart and smell it, the one that will cover your nose is your hands, and the other one is your feet. The whole class will fall.

There is a couple, and her husband is very stingy!

One morning, my husband found his wife dead in bed.

He jumped up quickly, his face pale, and he stumbled down the stairs and shouted loudly: "Maid! Maid!"

The maid replied: "Sir! What's the matter?"

My husband shouted: "One egg for breakfast is enough!"

The introverted Xiao Zhang saw a beautiful woman in the bar.

After hesitating for a long time, he finally plucked up the courage, walked up to her, and asked in a low voice: "Can I talk to you?"

Suddenly the woman shouted loudly: "No, I won't sleep with you!"

The whole bar stared at them. Xiao Zhang was very embarrassed, blushed and said nothing, and returned to his seat with great grievance.

After a while, the woman walked up to Xiao Zhang and whispered: "I'm sorry, I'm a student in the psychology department. I just wanted to try out how people reflected in embarrassing situations."

This is, Xiao Zhang shouted loudly: "You want two hundred yuan? It's too expensive!"

A group of fireflies were flying in the air, one of which was not only bright!

The other one asked him curiously: "Brother, why are you not so popular?"

The vast Firefly replied: "Hey, my buddy forgot to pay the electricity bill last month!"

The company manager asked someone to hang a slogan "If you want to do it, do it immediately" on the wall, hoping to motivate employees!

After a while, a friend of the boss asked him how effective this move was?

The boss said angrily: "The cashier took 10,000 yuan and ran away. The office director and my female secretary elope. Dozens of employees asked for a salary increase together!"

An old couple born on the same day of the same year and month celebrated their 6th birthday!

During the banquet, God came and said that it could satisfy the couple's two wishes!

The old woman said: "My dream is to travel around the world."

God waved the magic wand in his hand, and wow! He created a large stack of air tickets.

The old man said: "I want to live with a woman who is 3 years younger than me."

God waved the magic wand in his hand, wow! Turning the old man into 9 years old!
Chapter completed!