Chapter 14 Prostitutes are not as good as people
"Well, when I turned the elite cave, I also asked someone to copy "Yoga Xing Wuma" as a bonus..."
Qi Dian was secretly proud while telling lies. Master Buddha, I was the foundation-building master Yan Dan in my previous life. I was known as the Yan generation as a two-pearl of Yan. I was immersed in the dual cultivation method of the dual cultivation of the Kongle and Le, and how could I not be strong in my level!
"But no matter how clever or wise you are, you shouldn't be able to practice the dual cultivation method in one or two days to reach the hall and kill all directions!" Xie Yue stared at Qi Dian vigilantly, as if he was examining an Infernal Affairs lurking in Maha's Infinite Palace.
Qidian raised his chin and his nostrils were so angry that he almost marked the four big words "I am a genius" on his face.
"Fahai is different from others. Even if he doesn't like the dual cultivation technique of dual cultivation, he is also a general on the bed." Zong Heng picked up the tea cup and took a sip of water, and quietly uncovered the original foundation of Fengyun's first sword: "This guy's Yang goods hang down to his knees like a glass tube, and his skin is as wonderful as a flower roll, just in line with the rare "glazed head" secret image. When he was a woman, he was born with the ability to "lock the spirit" to lock the gate."
"Secret appearance?" Xie Yue could almost swallow a fist with her mouth: "He actually has a yellow and red weapon?"
Zong Heng nodded vigorously.
Qidian was a bit unnatural when he said it, so he sat down in awkwardly.
"Faming, Faming, I'm really convinced you!" Chang Kaishen smiled aside and said, "It's okay to be knowledgeable and knowledgeable in other aspects, why do you know even a man's secret image?"
He had never seen Qi Dian's appearance with his bare butt in the Giant Spirit World. At that time, he thought that this kid had a lot of capital, but this was nothing to the monk. The "Beautiful Pose" function that Yuanguang had first possessed could transform any small snail into thick arms, so he didn't care too much about it.
Who knows that this kid has such a big background, a close name. How come he feels like a shotgun has replaced a nuclear warhead?
"Senior Brother, are you thinking wrong again? But I don't blame you. Your thoughts are still in the mortal stage and have not turned around." Zong Heng put down his tea cup, dusted the dust that did not exist on his sleeve, and his face was filled with a look of unspeakable ice: "Don't think about Cai Zhan in the room, and the dual cultivation method is just a word: Thinking without evil! If you have to think about it in a wrong way, we can't communicate."
"This kind of high-sounding big talk has to be used to coax the ghost. Isn't Cai Zhan just a gambling with one slap and two glaring eyes?"
"You are right to describe this, but it is different from gambling. As long as you can control the battle in the room, you will always be the winner. If you are erotic and fall into a nasty place, you will lose." Zong Heng turned his head and watched Qi Dian seriously and gave advice: "Junior Brother Fahai, there is a saying that the clay pot is not broken from the wellhead, and the general will inevitably die in the formation. Don't rely on your own secret name and use it to do whatever you want. You must know that the method of dual cultivation can achieve enlightenment quickly - for example, you earn 1,452 true energy overnight - but you fall faster! You are still a Qi-refining cultivator now, and it is too dangerous to play this. If you really meet a master of charming skills and throw away your own Yuanzhen, you can't find a grave if you want to cry! Why can't you be safer and wait until the foundation is built before coming out?"
"I know, I know! I'm most annoying to talk to me in the tone of an elder. I'll teach you these taboos." Qidian didn't listen to Zong Heng's advice at all. Of course, he was very confident. The dual cultivation method he practiced in his previous life, plus the secret name of the secret arts of this life, and the combination of powerful forces and perfect combinations, who do he need to be afraid of?
When the King of Duowen saw his ignorant look, he knew that his unpleasant words just now were purely playing the piano against a cow. He also understood why Fahai in his previous life died so badly soon after he entered the school, and even became the biggest laughing stock in the history of Maha Wuliang Palace.
At this time, the "Sanjiang Pavilion" pavilion brought four dried fruits, four fresh fruits, four hot dishes, and a pot of monkey wine and flowing water. These foods were made of the most common true spirit ingredients, and the spiritual energy contained in them could not even be supplemented with the most basic turn of true energy, so they were not considered the Immortal Grain of Spirit Valley.
"This is not true. Don't mention eating, I feel like a bird fades out of my mouth when I look at it!" Qi Dian felt it was too vernacular, and he greeted the waiter who ran away from the hall - a beautiful female cultivator who was obviously the ninth level of Qi refining: "Do you have "Poria Ling Pig" today? Yes? Well, give us a whole head of honey roasting in the oven..." His tone of ordering was cooked, and he was like an expert in foodie. He blinked the other three brothers and brothers, "In addition, give us a bowl of jade Ganoderma lucidum soup for each of us! Change this pot of garbage monkey wine. Who cares about drinking the saliva spit from monkeys? Change it to your Sanjiang Pavilion's signature wine "Yutangchun"!"
"Hey, hey!" Xie Yue jumped up anxiously: "Junior Brother Fahai, this meal is a treat for the family! You are fucking "Poria Spirit Pig"! This thing costs five hundred spiritual sand on one head! I usually earn almost a month and I can buy two such pigs!"
"I'm so annoying." Qi Dian slapped the table impatiently: "How many elders can I treat you to this Buddha!"
"Chenghui 892 spiritual sand!" The cousin of the Pao sweetly reported the account, and his meaning was very clear. He gave the money first and then had a meal. He clearly didn't believe in the wallet thickness of these little cultivators.
Qi Dian asked her to bring dozens of white-board spirit stones, and injected 892 turns of true energy into these stones that had almost used up all their spiritual energy. This is also the characteristic of various stores in the market. If the poor monks really have no money to spend, they can sell their own true energy and help the white-board spirit stones to charge the accounts.
However, it is quite embarrassing that many people do this, and there are not many people who look arrogant like Qi Dian.
"What's this little money? Master Buddha, I'll work hard all night tonight and everything is back." Qi Dian sat on the round stool, twisting his waist very despicablely and twisting his pistons forward, causing several piston bulges, which made the cousin who was busy with cooking to watch.
"If I don't know you, I will definitely beat you up." The top scholar squinted at him, and his fingers shattered a pine tower.
"You are jealous!" Qi Dian scooped a spoonful of spiritual lactic acid cheese, and his mouth squirted: "Senior Brother, it is not difficult for you to learn from me to make quick money. The method of dual cultivation of the same master is only the secondary, and the will is the first giant. Your spiritual realm is so powerful. Once you get started, I fuck you, look at you, such a good skin, Guanyin, the fishing basket that gives physical body, may lose your ten-pack abs."
"Is there any man in Cai Zhan in the room who is having sex with men?" Chang Kaishen asked Zong Heng beside him viciously.
"There are too many things like "Entering the Inner Classic", "Inner Classic of Treasures", "Transferring Sutra", "Dongxuanzi", "Yuan. House Secret", etc.." Xie Yue rushed to interrupt, and he was first known by the female cultivator of the inner charming in Qi, so he hated the house and the wu, and how to look at the same name, why did you not like Qi's prayer scriptures: "There is a number-to-send club called "Incense Brotherhood" in our Maha Wuliang Palace, which is a group of people in this way. If you need this kind of exercise, just ask them for it, and give it for free."
Qi Dian was so angry that his nose was crooked, and his hands were trembling when he pointed at his elder brother: "For the last time, I warned you, Fake Oil, don't try to destroy my heart of Tao!"
"Give it a minute." The cousin of the run patted his shoulder and placed a greasy baked honey pig on the table.
"Female Bodhisattva, we can't drink it ourselves. Is there a beautiful little lady? Why don't you call me up and practice wine quickly?" Qidian was so sophisticated that he said this with a smile on his lips. He honestly and unceremoniously wrapped his cousin's slim waist.
The cousin rushed on his feet and floated away like a flowing cloud. He probably saw the consumption power of these shrimps. This time he gave him face and never asked them to pay first and then **.
"You are very brave. That waiter is a cultivator at the ninth level of Qi Refining. You dare to be frivolous." Zong Heng looked at Qi Dian with dissatisfaction. He was really a little dissatisfied. After all, I was also a Jindan monk who traveled from five hundred years later to my youth. Why was this new rookie not allowed to be released in the scene?
"Aren't you? These monks are all looking for inspiration to break the threshold, and have to play Samadhi and bend over here. Their attitude is very positive. They just think that they are mortals and will not take the airs of monks at any time." Qi Dian whispered outside the window: "If you don't believe it, there is a beggar catching lice at the door of "Sanjiang Pavilion". The fruit position seems to be a golden elixir. Go and slap him two unpainable and give him a steamed bun, and he guarantees that Mr. Xie will give you food."
"That's right." Xie Yue nodded and agreed: "The reason why these monks have transformed into mortality is actually to hone their state of mind and achieve a breakthrough with a flash of inspiration. As long as it is a small trouble, they still have the tolerance."
"Nonsense!" The King of Duowen scoffed at this statement. He had not broken the threshold by relying on the way to descend to the earth in his previous life: "Which of the cultivator is not a petty scrupulous person who keeps accounts on the oil? If you plant the cause today, wait for him to go further tomorrow, or be completely desperate, will you give you a fruit?"
As he was talking, his cousin came with four Yingyingyanyan.
However, every pair of beautiful eyes that were waving in anticipation was staring at someone.
"Or, senior brother, come first?" Qidian originally intended to be polite to Chang Kaishen. He had already been optimistic. Among these four singers, there was a blond girl with blue eyes and a charming figure, and she looked outstanding.
But I knew that the top scholar was not even modest, so I directly ordered the most beautiful blond and sweet sister.
Qi Dian was cursing in his heart, but someone else had an attack on the spot.
"Which turtle grandson who is not eyed dares to pry my feet with Master Buddha?"
The door of the private room was kicked open, and a demon cultivator with an elephant head and body, erected with a fat belly like a pear, rushed in with a proud look. He hugged four fleshy arms in front of his chest, and the corners of his eyes covered by the long elephant nose, just swept it slightly, cutting the air in the room like a knife.
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