Chapter 174 Talking Cabbage
"Oh, let me take a break!"
I am an ordinary robot in the first series of warheads of the Dominating Alliance No. 003. The system name is given to 3833599999. It is really troublesome to rely on this name. I still like people to call me cabbage.
Once upon a time, I sent 250,000 application information to the mother network in a row, with the purpose of changing my current smelly and long name with a domineering cabbage. Unfortunately, the result of the incident was the 250,000 rejections replied by the mother network and the mother network’s ban notice.
Forget it, it’s uncomfortable to mention the core, so let’s get back to the point. Do you feel like a robot is so stupid? A robot is also tired? If you really have this idea, you are an amateur. As an ideal, ambitious and sentimental robot, although your body cannot feel tired, your heart will be tired!
When I was banned before, because I was banned by my mother network, I could only listen to those guys talking nonsense on the LAN all day long. I felt quite bored until now that I officially entered the battlefield, I realized that banning was also good, because I don’t have to worry about my life’s danger!
What? We are not afraid of death? Who is talking nonsense? When the team is big, there are indeed many sluts who are not afraid of death, but this does not mean that I am part of those sluts!
Don’t listen to some of my companions saying that after he dies, there will be thousands of them standing up, but in fact, the alliance stipulates that a consciousness can only have one entity, just say that after reactivate it, is it still your own?
This involves a very profound philosophical issue. Although I am a robot and my computing ability is pretty good, I still don’t want to worry about this issue because I just need to make sure it is enough, that is, to be as immortal as possible!
Don't be confused by my fierce attitude when fighting, nor do you believe that when I end the battle, I always say the words for alliance, because these are really not what I am willing to say, but the rules are limited. I don't understand that the mother network wants to make a rule such a conclusion for Mao after the battle is over. Don't she know that this is a villain?
Rules cannot be broken unless you want to be completely banned by the alliance, so opportunism in the rules is a compulsory course for every combat robot, except for those who are not afraid of death!
"Xiao Baicai. You don't know what I just met. It's really disgusting!"
"I told you that my name is Baicai. If you don't call Xiaobaicai, are you a core short circuit or a disordered consciousness? I have warned you thousands of times but you haven't changed it yet!"
The guy who sent me a message is called Xiao La Pepper. The system name is longer than mine, so I believe you don’t want to listen.
Little Pepper is the second sequence of energy robots and is called the Blue Persister. I am very angry about this. Look at how nice the name of the Blue Persister is. Although we are cannon fodder, we are called Black Runner. Isn’t this obviously labor-related name that is a bit racist?
Not only is the name, I am also very dissatisfied with our current painting. Why do we have to be the same color as those silly watchers in the fourth sequence called Black Watchers? Those slutty guys simply put the idea of being able to do things without talking to the extreme. I don’t want to have the same skin color as them. Personally, red is pretty good, active and energetic!
Let’s talk about Xiao Chili, Xiao Chili is an energy robot. Strictly speaking, this guy has nothing to do with machinery. His whole body is composed of energy writing. Where do you think the machinery comes from?
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but look at the huge manufacturing base of a hundred kilometers in the planet under me. This was expanded into a manufacturing unit I put in a while ago. The purpose is to create a stronger energy core to update and replace it.
This is also a part of the reason why I feel tired. Xiao Chili was one level higher than me in the initial state. When I came to this universe, I absorbed two stars, and then found a dark energy node to take a comfortable bath. After happily announcing that I had upgraded!
OK, I am already level 10, but I am still waiting for the energy core 8.2 to be released. Do you think I am so worried?
Xiao Chili has a serious obsession with cleanliness. She often goes against herself. For example, I have emphasized the question about this name since I met, but I still haven't changed anything when I see him. If you don't believe him, you will pretend to forget him later.
"I actually stepped on a double-horned man to death! Xiao Baicai! I need to send you a video link, it's so disgusting! Forget it, let me find a dark energy node to wash it well!"
Did you see that, this guy is coming again. If I hadn't beaten, I really wanted to pull out the core of this guy and throw it into the black hole, and let you say, aren't you obsessed with cleanliness? I'm thrown into the garbage bag of the universe and see that you are still arrogant!
Well? Why is there someone in front of me? This image and smile database shows that this golden creature seems to be my immediate boss, the controller of the No. 003 warhead.
Well, the boss, ah! Mother Net! This is the boss! What should I do? What should I do? I was caught in a lazy manner! I was caught with stolen goods! And I was a big boss! What should I do? Kill someone to silence me? Mother Net! I can't beat me! I will be wiped out by blowing my breath. Maybe I won't even have thousands of people! I'll escape fearing my crime? Mother Net! I can't run away! The boss is at level 12! Level 12! You can install ten more energy cores and one hundred jumpers for me! Kneel down and beg for mercy? This doesn't seem to match
I am in a dazzling image! And from the novels and TV series I have collected, all the kids who kneel down and beg for mercy were instantly removed by the protagonist in disdain. Mother Net! How could I kneel easily like this just now? But what if I pretended to be willing to die and never surrender, what if the boss would kill me in a rage? What should I do? Should I post a post on Mother Net? Well, a good idea, I am too smart to focus on my mind, but it seems that I was banned by Mother Net!,,,,,,
(My name is Xiao Lajiao. I am the second energy robot in the warhead No. 003 of the Dominant Alliance. Not long ago, I encountered a very unfortunate thing. I actually stepped on a double-horned man to death. My mother net! It's so disgusting that Xiao Lajiao is so disgusting. Although the green blood of the double-horned man was purified before it hit me, it's still very disgusting! I don't know if I have a cleanliness obsession? I can't enjoy it for myself in terms of disgusting things, so I sent a message to Xiao Baicai.
Xiao Baicai is a strange flower in the No. 003 warhead. The name of chatting in all warheads of the Dominant Alliance is also quite resounding. Think about it, the mother network, which manages dozens of universes at the same time, can imagine how this guy talks. It is said that the mother network carefully checked the factory record of this guy because many combat robots complained that there was something wrong with the appearance setting of Baicai, and strictly required the mother network to format the guy and restart it!
Although I know that Xiao Baicai may have been disgusted because of her name, she has achieved her goal in the end. I feel that she is disgusted by someone who is with me. I feel that my core overload has been relieved a lot. Forget it, I have to find a dark energy node to bubble and stretch my body and mind!)
Yun Feng looked at the black robot in front of him who was stiff in the air with interest. If Yun Feng did not admit his mistake, this robot was called the Black Runner. Xiao Cui said that it seemed to be a cannon fodder-level combat unit.
Because Xiao Cui did everything, Yunfeng came out and wandered around outside when he was free. Logically, the level of cabbage could not attract Yunfeng's attention. The reason why Yunfeng could notice cabbage was because cabbage was tens of millions of first and second sequence robots in the nearby star fields, which was really too conspicuous.
If you don’t see Yun Feng with your own eyes, you won’t believe that a robot will produce such strong thinking fluctuations. The strong thinking fluctuations actually put dozens of light years in a state of information disorder. Is this simply a mode of information interference?
Yun Feng even vaguely felt that the robot's thinking fluctuations had begun to touch the law. If the robot's thinking fluctuations were several times stronger, then the magical skills and wishes of level 11 practitioners could be learned by an eighth robot without a teacher!
The level 8 robot thinking fluctuations can actually touch the law. Yun Feng is very curious if the core of this robot is installed incorrectly. Otherwise, how could a cannon fodder-level robot be able to support such a strong thinking fluctuation without being overloaded?
So with an inquiry mentality, Yunfeng forced himself to not take apart the cabbage (because he couldn't understand it even if he disassembled it), Yunfeng sent a message to Xiao Cui. Xiao Cui should have quite understood the uniqueness of the robot in front of him.
"Are you asking the chatterboy? My elder sister has complained to me several times. According to my elder sister, the core of this robot has mutated due to her personality. Although he is only at level 8 now, the core has evolved to level 10. However, because he has too many useless thoughts, he has a lot of nonsense, so my elder sister added him to the blacklist." The elder sister Xiao Cui mentioned is the eldest daughter of the master. Now she is accused of the master of the master and is responsible for the trivial affairs of the master's universe and the master's alliance, which is what Bai Cai and the others call it.
Xiao Cui was unwilling to say anything more about Baicai Xiao Cui. Originally, the core was already level 10, Baicai should have performed very well, but in fact, Baicai is not much different from other similar black runners, because most of this guy's calculation space is filled with his complicated and useless thoughts.
Moreover, because of the continuous upload and update of consciousness, if the data uploaded by other robots is one, then the data uploaded by this guy is one thousand. Fortunately, there is only one chatterbag, otherwise Xiao Cui would have doubts whether the information network would be blocked because of this.
"Are you tired of being here all the time?" Yun Feng couldn't help asking, looking at the cabbage who seemed to be dead.
"Not tired!" Bai Cai twisted his head stiffly towards Yunfeng, but thought to himself that he, a robot, would not feel even if he had maintained his posture for 100,000 years. This big boss is so stupid!
Chapter completed!