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904 Humor Collision

What I chose to play on "Tonight Show" is the most magnificent part of the first half of "Raging Road". Nax is preparing to die with Ferosa, and Max stops him at the last moment.

After the advertisement, Jay welcomed the audience with a look of surprise and shock. "Welcome back to today's show. We are accompanied by Lancelot Strello, Charlize Theron, and Michael Fassbender." Then Jay turned to look at Michael, "So, all this was actually filmed?"

Michael has gradually adapted to the rhythm of the show, although he is still a little nervous, "Yes." Michael nodded slightly exaggeratedly and affirmed, "In fact, we have shot this scene in total... five days? or six days?" Michael cast his gaze at Charlize and Lance for confirmation. "Not only because the live special effects are very complicated, but also because every detail that Lance needs to perform is in place. In order to show the neurotic fanaticism of Cucks, we keep shooting this scene repeatedly, which also adds more difficulties to the shooting. It is really incredible to be able to complete it smoothly in the end."

"Lance's reputation is not a false reputation, isn't it?" It was a praising word, but it performed a different flavor in Jay's mouth, which made people involuntarily reminiscent of Tom Cruise and even Jessica Alba, which caused a low chuckle to sound. "It is said that when you first met Lance, there were some small episodes?"

Michael looked at Lance, as if asking for permission, and then said, "It's true. At that time, I was in the audition for the 'the day after tomorrow', and Jack Gyllenhaal and I were in the same group. After the performance, I felt that my performance was average. So, before leaving, I asked Lance to evaluate my performance..."

Jay showed a surprised expression, and the smile on his lips couldn't help but outlined, "You? During the audition process, you just asked the director to evaluate your performance? Wow." Anyone who has a little knowledge of the Hollywood industry knows that an unknown actor dares to do this is almost like sending himself to the guillotine.

"Yes, I know, crazy, right?" Michael pointed to his head and turned his index finger twice, which made the audience burst into laughter. "In fact, I didn't know who the director was at that time. I just felt that this man's eyes were very sharp. He seemed to be able to see through my performance..." Jay slapped the table and laughed. Michael seemed to be encouraged, nodded repeatedly, and danced excitedly, "You know, Lance's eyes always have a kind of oppressive force. So I asked him a question."

"So? What response did you get?" Jay asked curiously.

"What if all of them are shortcomings?" Michael calmed himself down and said in a deep voice. Suddenly, Charlize sat up straight, grabbed Michael's arm, and interrupted, "Are you imitating Lance's tone?" Michael suppressed his smile and nodded seriously. In an instant, everyone burst into laughter, and his eyes fell on Lance. Lance shrugged and said lightly, "Look, I'm right."

What's the meaning?

Everyone was stunned for a moment. What does Lance's sudden words mean? In the end, Jay was the first to react and clapped his hands and laughed, "It seems that Michael, you still have to study hard." Then the audience reacted. Lance turned around and said that Michael didn't imitate like him, and the laughter immediately burst out, "What after that?"

"Then, Lance let me leave." Michael ended the story with vain. "I thought I missed this performance opportunity - and so was it, but unexpectedly, Lance gave me another role, "The day after tomorrow" was my first film work in Hollywood."

The applause sounded, and the audience couldn't help but sigh at the fate between Lance and Michael. In the "Raging Road", Michael's performance was absolutely eye-catching. Even when facing two co-stars with strong auras, Lance and Charlize, he was not at all inferior. It was really rare.

"Charlize, what about you? What about your first meeting with Lance? As far as I know, you recommended yourself to star in the work "Raging Road", which is really rare." Jay used the word "Raging" without hesitation. During the preparation stage of "Raging Road", no one was optimistic about this work, but Charlize volunteered. This courage is really commendable.

"Lance and I have actually met many times before. The first time I went to the Oscars as an awards guest, I awarded him the Best Foreign Language Film Little Golden Man." Charlize's words immediately resonated with Jay. He interrupted, "Hey, I remember this, you are called Lance's Oscar goddess!" Last year, Charlize was the awards guest for Best Actor, and this year, Charlize was Lance's red carpet female companion. This topic was very noisy on the Internet, and Jay's eyes fell on Lance. "So, is this the reason why you invited her to play the 'Rampage Road'? To hit this Oscar?"

"Shh, the witchcraft will not work if it is said." Lance put his finger on his lips as if it is true or false, but the response made everyone laugh.

Charlize also smiled, "Last summer, Reese and Nicole, I enjoyed the women's vacation together, and then unexpectedly discovered that the house next door was Govin and Lance's brother." This was the inside story that the paparazzi had never discovered. All the audience was very focused. When they heard Govin's name, many people cheered, "Soon after, the brothers of the Strello family came..."

"Single?" Jie interrupted and asked.

Lance turned his head and said, "This is vacation, of course you have to be single." Even if you have a partner, the parties, sunshine, alcohol, and beauties must remain "single" so that they can enjoy / erotic / encounters. Many married men will secretly take off their rings and pretend to be singles when they are on vacation in Miami or Hawaii.

Originally, Jay wanted to spy on Lance's emotional state, but she didn't expect that Lance would rebel against the army - implying that Jay also claimed to remain single during the holiday. Jay couldn't help but raise his left hand in panic and reveal his ring, "No, no, I have said goodbye to be single for many years."

This statement made everyone laugh, and Charlize nodded repeatedly, "That's it, you know, when I found Lance, I couldn't help but roll my eyes, because it means that our holiday might be ruined." The sharp teasing did not care about Lance's face at all, and bluntly disliked Lance's "wind/flow" and burst into laughter on the spot, "But in fact, Lance showed another side. On the first day he arrived at the villa, he wanted to taste the grapes when he saw them, but the problem was that it was not the season for grapes to mature, and then he saw Lance's whole face wrinkled, and that look... reminded me of the three-year-old child in kindergarten." Charlize also imitated vividly, and the exaggerated performance that completely ignored the image was simply more vivid.

The laughter flooded like sea water, but Lance remained calm and waved his hand, "If I go to the beach for vacation, I will have another style."

Charlize looked up and down at Lance, "So, you would wear suits and shirts on the beach? At that time, in Napa Valley, you had T-shirts and sweatpants!" Charlize looked at Jay and sighed, "That's not something that ordinary people can see."

"You should take photos and miss it, so that our program can be released today." Jay Lianlian expressed regret, but Lance shook his head, "I'm not Gao Wen, I won't wear those tights." Lance was talking about professional sportswear for rugby, which was completely close to the body and revealed its curves.

After Lance explained this, the content of his words suddenly became ambiguous, and the screams even became a whole lot. I guess many people began to think about it.

"If there is such a day, please come to our show to show it." Jay said seriously, Lance smiled and said calmly, "Continue to dream." He cut off all possibilities almost without hesitation, which made people laugh again. Jay also shook his head with a smile, waited for the laughter to calm down slightly, and started the topic again, "I mentioned Gao Wen. Last time we mentioned your brothers in the show, but now things have changed a lot, and Gao Wen-Stralo has retired!"

"Yes." Lance nodded, and the applause sounded again on the scene, giving Gao Wen a respect.

"So, is Gao Wen's situation still fine now? How do you feel after retirement?" Jie found out curiously.

Lance nodded repeatedly, "He is adapting and trying to adapt. It is not an easy task, but he is gradually relaxing and adapting to days when he does not need training. There are also days when he is worried about losing the game." Lance's ridicule brought in the understatement really makes people laugh. "He also attended the premiere of 'Rampage Road'. After he returned, he complained to me that because there was no host arrangement, he lacked a lot of flash focus. I think he should have made the wrong place. It was the China Theater, not the Blue Castle Stadium."

"Haha!" Jay laughed heartily again, "This is normal, isn't it? It's like when you arrived at Blue Castle Stadium, did you turn the position upside down?"

"Of course. Of course." Lance nodded repeatedly, "Up until last year, every time I appeared at Blue Castle Stadium to watch Gowen's game, people called them "Gowen's younger brother" or "Stralo's little guy". God, God knows how long I have been carrying such a name, and now it's his turn to taste it." The unconcealed pride brought a touch of playfulness that was invisible at all. Such Lance felt very novel.
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