"Thank you, thank you, I mean, enough, you can stop." Chris Rocks, who was standing on the stage, was warmly welcomed by the audience, but his words did not calm down the applause, but on the contrary, many people chose to stand up and applause, and the applause became louder and louder.

As the most popular comedian in the United States in 2004, Chris has always been famous for his unrestrained and taboos. His merciless complaints to celebrities in his talk show were enthusiastically sought after and was selected by the TV station and the college as the host of this year's Oscars.

If this is the case, it is not enough to allow Chris to enjoy such treatment. More importantly, Chris is the second black host in the entire Oscar history. After the Oscar three times hosted by Whoopi Goldberg, another black man finally took over the Oscar hosting stick. This is obviously a significant change for Hollywood.

"Thank you, thank you very much." Chris held the microphone and stopped in the center of the stage. The applause that lasted for sixty seconds on the scene finally calmed down a little. "Welcome to the 77th and the last Oscars." Just the first sentence made a lot of fun, "We have four black nominees tonight, which is simply black Oscars!" The racial meme that connects the head and tail made everyone on the scene burst into laughter, especially the black people present.

"When you were kids, every movie was a classic, every movie was a masterpiece, but when you grew up, you would scream, such as Rocky 5 is really bad!" The sequel meme once again made people chuck, "I love Oscars because Oscars are the only award ceremony, and people won awards, but they didn't need to perform. Really, literally, no one performed Oscars!"

"You go to the Grammy, someone sang the Tony Awards, sang and danced the Pagasus Awards, and there were gunfights besides singing and dancing." Lance couldn't help but burst out laughing. Martin and Alexander, who were sitting on both sides, were not much better. Chris opened fire at the opening, obviously the effect was good. "Anyway, there was absolutely no performance at the Oscars, or a period of survival or death? Or Morgan Freeman sold advertisements for shampoos or something."

The camera immediately pointed at Morgan under the stage, and the chuckles were connected. "The only performance at the Oscar is that the loser pretended to be nothing." Lance actually wanted to clap his hands and laugh, but considering that Martin was sitting next to him, he still restrained himself. He had to face such a scene every year and practiced the standard expression of "congratulations" which was definitely not an easy task. Lance thought of Leonardo. "I remember one year Halle Berry won the award and Nicole Kidman smiled so happily. For this reason, she deserved the Emmy for Best Performance."

This time, no one could resist and applauded together. However, Nicole, who was watching the ceremony at home, obviously would not be happy.

"If you had such good acting skills in the shortlisted works, the Little Golden Man would be yours back then." This is still teasing Nicole, "I like movies, I like excellent and bad, but some movies are really too bad, which makes people worry about the financial situation of the actors. I mean, I watched the movie "Hala" and translated it as "The Journey of Love" and I immediately sent a check of 80 yuan to Cooper Gooding." Cooper, who was not present, was caught in the shooting again. Many people still laughed happily at the scene, but some people were already worried: Chris's muzzle was aimed at him, what should I do?

Worries quickly became a reality.

"We can now know why some movies are so bad because the production companies are filming too fast." Chris began to start gradually. "If you don't invite big stars, then wait, like Lancelot Strello." "Borrowing a knife to kill people" was the first to be shot, "If you really can't wait, then come on stage in person. Clint Eastwood proved that this is feasible." "Million dollar baby" was the second to be shot, "Of course, if you want to choose an old partner and sell favors, this is also OK, Martin Scorses is the best example." "Flyer" was the third to be shot.

Last year, Lance didn't even have the chance to be interviewed on the red carpet, as if he was a spectator, but this year Lance has gained a place in the opening remarks.

"But some people must be curious. There are hundreds of stars on the scene tonight. Why can't you find the big stars? No, you are wrong. In fact, there are only four real big stars tonight." The black meme appeared again, and the scene laughed, "The others are just some popular ordinary people." Many people clapped again. This self-taught joke is really hilarious. "I must emphasize that if you can't find the big stars, please wait! Wait, okay? If you can't wait Tom Cruise, only Jude Law, please wait!" Jude, who was not present, was shot in the knee, "This is not the same thing, who is Jude Law? Why is he in every movie I have watched in the past four years? He is bent, he is straight, he is American, he is British, he may start playing Martin Luther King next year."

The laughter at the scene was still ringing, but this time it was not very enthusiastic, because many people were Jude's friends, but Chris did not stop, "If you want to find Russell Crow, you only find Colin Ferrell, and wait! Alexander the Great is not a bad history. In my opinion, all historical movies should be played by Russell. Russell will carefully prepare for each movie. If you want to make a movie that happened three weeks ago, please look for Russell, because Russell will investigate in detail what happened three weeks ago, including the sound." The laughter on the scene could not stop with every sentence of Chris, "If you want to find Denzel Washington, you can only find me? Wait!"

This time, self-deprecating made the audience burst into laughter again, "If you want to find Brad Pitt, you only find Lancelot Strallo, wait!" "Bang", the gun pointed at the hottest topic figure in the past year, and Lance could feel it while sitting on the chair. In an instant, countless eyes were cast, like millions of arrows, and even the air became tense. "I mean, Brad is willing to sacrifice everything for the movie, and his whole body and do his best is just a trivial matter. Even if he betrayed his marriage, he did not hesitate. Lancelot can't do these things, by the way, who is Lancelot?" Chris showed a constipated expression and looked disgusted.

Lance was originally very focused and listened to how Chris would complain about him, but he didn't expect a big reversal. He was not worried that the last word of mockery was just a sprinkling of water. The real focus was on the first half, and he almost sprayed it out directly. Fortunately, when he was practicing at home, he forced his smile and did not make a fool of himself in front of the camera. However, his facial expression twitched slightly twice and Chris was really worthy of his reputation and reached a new level without any obscurity!

Not only Lance, but also the other actors on the scene could hardly laugh. Not only because Brad is quite popular in the circle, but also because of similar negative news, there are no two things about who has this time? This time it is Brad, so will he be himself next time?

Fortunately, Chris changed the topic immediately, "This year is really special. There are many best movies that no one wants to shoot, such as one of my favorites this year, Fahrenheit 911." This time, everyone on the scene applauded collectively, and even accompanied by whistles. The scene was very lively. I just don't know whether it was supportive of "Fahrenheit 911", more emotions against the Iraq War, or more emotions that Chris changed the topic and got out of danger.

Chris publicly expressed his support for "Fahrenheit 911" and his dissatisfaction with the Bush administration, and even made a harsh joke on George Bush, who had just completed his thrilling re-election. This passage caused laughter and applause on the scene, and it was impossible to stop.

Then Chris teased the biggest topic of 2004, "The Passion of Jesus". This movie caused a North American public opinion frenzy because it offended religious organizations and Jews. "Although it is not recognized by the Oscars, Mel Gibson doesn't have to worry, because the box office market is enough to make up for your losses at the Oscars."

The opening remarks finally ended. Chris invited tonight's first award presenter, Halle Berry, and then left the stage. However, the afterglow left on the scene did not dissipate. Chris can be said to have offended a large number of actors, including Russell Crowe, Lancelot Strello, Colin Ferrell, Morgan Freeman, Mel Gibson, etc., among which there are light and heavy, but the most exaggerated thing is that Jude Law and Brad Pitt are not allowed to come out of Taiwan. Even if the two did not attend tonight's award ceremony, you can feel the powerful damage by looking at the embarrassment of the guests on the scene.

It can be imagined that after the award ceremony, the news media and artists from all walks of life were about to be lively. To be more precise, after Harley came on stage to present the awards, the guests on the scene still did not come back to their senses. The entire award ceremony seemed a bit dull, so that the awarding of the best art director became sloppy.

"Flyer" won the first Little Golden Man tonight, and achieved a good start, setting the tone for the award ceremony tonight. Only then did people come back to their senses, so tonight, Martin and Leonardo really want to achieve the most important breakthrough in their careers? The Little Golden Man really wants to favor these two big stars?

All the reactions seemed to be half a beat slow. When the winner had already walked off the stage, the scene began to stir up, and all eyes were cast towards Martin and Leonardo. Lance also turned his head, smiled at Martin, raised his hands to applaud, and old Martin turned his head and showed a humble smile.

Following this, Renee Zellweger, the winner of the Best Supporting Actress last year, has already made a debut, and the award for Best Supporting Actor is awarded! To be continued.
Chapter completed!