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Chapter 2503 [Three pictures, the first one! 】

The powerful sword energy formation was suddenly exerted and its power became very powerful!

No matter which direction Ye Tianchen attacked and killed, there would be a powerful sword energy bombarded and he would repel it. Just when Ye Tianchen was at a loss, three images appeared in this sword energy formation!

The first picture!

Guagua

This is the third time that the Emperor of Heaven's seventh son, the eighth son, the ninth son, the tenth son, the eleventh son, and the twelfth son were born.

Nuwa had to interfere with the government of Emperor Tian again. She said: "Emperor Tian, ​​our Heavenly Court has been implementing family planning for some years. Recently, it was still a donkey kicked in the head. Why did we suddenly give birth to so many people? The food in our Heavenly Court is limited, and no matter how rich the property guarantee is, it cannot withstand too many gods! Tell me, what should I do?"

The Emperor of Heaven said in embarrassment: "My lady, don't be angry. My little wife gave birth to a girl for the first time. I was very angry. Unexpectedly, after giving birth to two children, I tried my best to give birth to a son. The first time I gave birth to a sixplus, they were all sons, and the second time I gave birth to a sixplus, they were all sons. I can't do anything like this!"

Nuwa said, "Oh, things have come to this point, so don't be sad. I thought of errands for your sons. Yesterday I went to the world to observe and found that there was only one sun in the world, which was often covered by clouds and mist. Sometimes when I get sick, it would be better to have a cloudy and light rain. If there is too much weather like this, how can all things grow vigorously? Scientists have also found that food growth depends on photosynthesis. If there is not enough sunshine, how can people live and work in peace? So, I thought before and after, I would like to choose nine of your twelve sons to be on duty and be the sun, solve the people's livelihood problems, and make some contributions. It is also easier to get a job after returning to heaven in the future! But then again, I can only arrange nine of them. For the others, you can find a way to clean the toilets of our office building. The salary will not be reduced. As long as you can make money, what are you doing."

The Emperor of Heaven cried with emotion: "Thank you, the Empress, for arranging such a good job for my son. I will choose nine sons to work in two days, and there are three sons, just as you wish, go clean the toilet!"

One day, the Emperor of Heaven called his twelve sons and said, "I want to choose nine of you to work in the world. The work is a bit hard, just go to be the sun. You have to get up early in the morning and you can't leave early in the evening. Tell me, who is willing to go? You can recommend yourself. Don't be polite to your family!"

The twelve sons of the Emperor of Heaven were silent, and the Emperor of Heaven was by the side without saying a word. When she thought that her sons were going to suffer in the world, she cried silently.

The Emperor of Heaven said: "Oh, there is no way. I think this is the case. Who of you wants to go? Just take a step forward!"

As soon as Emperor Tian finished speaking, the three smart sons took a step back.

The Emperor of Heaven counted and happened to be nine sons standing in front, so he said, "Well, then okay, since you nine of you agree, then let's settle it like this!"

One of the sons shouted: "Dad, the three of them are so naughty! They took a step back!"

Emperor Tian said: "Listen to everyone, sons, please admit that the three of them are foolish, please don't raise your hands!"

The sons were still young and had limited understanding ability. They did not understand their father, but only one person raised his hand.

The Emperor of Heaven said: "The result of the voting has come out. Only one of you admits that the three of them are slutty. It seems that the result is the fairest. I decided: Nine of you will pack your luggage tomorrow and go to the human world to work. Those who violate the order will be killed. If you kill, you can become smarter!"

After Nuwa gave the order to Emperor Tian, ​​she ran to the human world to arrange another thing.

When Nuwa came to the world, her eyes suddenly lit up. A young man in his twenties was playing with a bow and arrow. He was so arrogant. He was wearing a tiger-skin coat, a tiger-skin skirt, and his eyes were as fierce as tiger eyes. Before the red lips opened, he revealed two developed tiger teeth! Nuwa thought to herself, the word "king" was written on her forehead.

I saw this handsome young man take a deep breath, pulling his bow with an arrow, and his bow is like a full moon; Nuwa turned into a beauty in time and stood behind the young man, saying, "Cum, my warrior!

The young man heard the wonderful sound of the wind chime and his body softened and the arrow fell off the bowstring.

Nuwa said, "Young Master, this is polite! You have reached this point, why don't you shoot? I'm waiting for you, don't you know? I've heard of it a long time ago, so just say that famous archer Houyi? I admire you so much!"

The young master frowned and said, "Girl, you admit your mistake, I am a tiger!"

Nuwa quickly took a step back and looked closely. It was indeed a tiger. She thought: It was harder to find someone in this ancient times when humans and beasts were not separated than to find a tiger!

Nuwa bid farewell to the tiger, went through a lot of hardships, and finally found Houyi.

Houyi said: "Nuwa came to guide the work, what instructions do you have?"

Nuwa said: "I have no instructions, I just hope you can help. In a few days, there will be ten suns in the sky. I hope you can shoot nine!"

Houyi said: "You have such great ability, why don't you go to ejaculate yourself? I have to rely on hunting to make a living every day, so how can I have time?"

Nuwa said: "You should cum. If you don't cum, I will cum. You can do it! Humph!"

Houyi had no choice but to say, "Okay!"

Nuwa added: "You can look carefully. The nine you want to ejaculate are all crows."

Nuwa said goodbye to the world and returned to the sky. When she passed by the office of Emperor Tian, ​​Nuwa went in and visited.

When the Emperor of Heaven saw that it was Nuwa, he hurriedly saluted: "Grandma is lucky! Oh, by the way, there is another thing that I need to ask you for instructions!"

Nuwa said: "I knew it a long time ago. Are you worried that your nine sons will not shine and cannot be the sun?"

The Emperor of Heaven said: "This is exactly what happened!"

Nuwa said: "It doesn't matter. When you finish, use your own magic to turn them into golden crows, and they will naturally shine. Haven't you heard of the saying "Gold will shine everywhere"!"

Speaking of which, the nine sons of Emperor Tian turned into golden crows and took turns to work. The original sun was much more cheerful. Except for the duty once every ten days, they could control their time by themselves. Drinking tea and playing mahjong is so happy. And these nine young men have a job to do, and everything goes well in the world. They were very happy to see it. Although it was hard to be on duty, it was better than not having a job.

Houyi has been looking at the sky every day since Nuwa suggested shooting the sun, but for a long time, the sky is still a sun. Although most of the time, it is crow-shaped, it cannot be shot. If the society is dark after shooting, it will be strange if people don’t eat it. Besides, Nuwa has also told me that we should wait for ten suns before shooting.

Nuwa was also waiting for the ten guys to go to heaven together, but she couldn't wait. In the end, Nuwa couldn't wait any longer, so she sent an envoy to deliver the order.

When the messengers saw the sun, they promulgated: "Nuwa has an order: The world is not shining enough recently, I ask you ten of you to go out together to solve the urgent problem!"

Ten suns became confused, and one sun asked the messenger: "How many days should we go out? What day should we go from? Why didn't we even write the time in the notification?"

The messenger said, "This Empress didn't say that you should act cheaply! However, if you act cheaply, don't blame us for not reminding you if you have bad consequences!"

Ten suns discussed all night and said, "Oh, Nuwa said we should go out, let's go out, this is also for the sake of the human world!"

The next day, the east was particularly bright. When people saw it, wow, the whole row of suns rose, it was so grand! Houyi heard the noises of people early in the morning. When he went out to see, the ten suns in the sky were extremely brilliant. He suddenly remembered the task assigned by Nuwa. He couldn't help but worry: People finally watched the excitement and cultivated their sentiments. If I shoot the sun, then they won't eat me? But if I don't shoot, wouldn't Nuwa eat me? Oh my God, what should I do!

While Houyi was in a dilemma, another thing was actually happening: the leaders and elders of several tribes immediately convened the largest All-Star meeting in history and discussed the occurrence of ten suns in the sky.

The leader of Xuanyuan, who convened the meeting, made an important speech at the beginning. On the one hand, he thanked everyone for coming to the meeting and summed up the great achievements made by various tribes in recent years. On the other hand, he also talked about some ideas on animal protection and environmental protection. At the end of the speech, Xuanyuan finally mentioned the problem of ten suns. He said: "The problem of ten suns has appeared in front of us. I think this is a very important problem, and it is also a problem that has to be thought about and solved. This problem is also a problem that concerns all aspects of interests, a major event that concerns the reputation and future of our tribe, a problem of people's livelihood and the education of children. Therefore, this is a problem that has to be spent on a lot of effort and energy to think about and solve and must think about the problem that has been solved well..."

Suddenly, a stone axe flew from below the venue to the rostrum. Leader Xuanyuan was hit and fainted.

Another leader said: "Since an unexpected event occurred in the venue, I think we will raise our hands to vote on the main issues to be discussed at today's meeting. Those who agree to find an archer to shoot nine of the suns, please raise your left hand, and those who disagree to raise your right hand." As soon as the leader finished speaking, everyone raised their hands, and many people raised their hands. The leader said: "Okay, since everyone raised their hands, let's shoot the sun. I heard that there is a magic archer named Houyi, so let's let him shoot the sun!" Everyone said unanimously: "Okay! OK! OK!"

"If you want to see the funnier than ten suns, then go and see the ten suns being shot out!" This sentence later became a famous saying of that era.

As soon as the tribe's decision was announced, people were infuriated, and finally reached the point where there were thousands of people; Houyi was quickly caught by everyone, and it would be impossible not to shoot the sun. Or you just cum yourself. Anyway, everyone is waiting to see. You don't have to obey the will of heaven, and you can't just follow the will of the people, right?!

Houyi shot the sun. There was peace in the world. Until today.

Nuwa was playing chess. When she heard about Houyi shooting the sun, she smiled slightly and thought, "Hmph, your Heavenly Emperor can do a great job. If your wife can give birth to a son, I won't give birth. What's wrong? Your son was plotted against by me? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Nuwa almost laughed out loud, and the Heavenly Emperor came, and Nuwa then sorted out her expression and acted as if nothing had happened.

The son of Emperor Tian was shot to death, and was very sad. He ran to Nuwa to complain and said that a guy named Houyi shot his son to death. Nuwa said, "What? Humph, there is such a bold person who doesn't even care about the face of Emperor Tian. Come on, kill Houyi!"

When Nuwa's will was passed on to the human world, Houyi was already dead. One day in the sky, a hundred years in the human world, from the Emperor of Heaven's knowledge of the news to the complaints, to Nuwa's search for someone to draft an imperial edict, to stamping a seal, and to the delivery of the edict, it was already half a day long. Houyi was over 70 years old and died accidentally. What's the solution?

Once Houyi dies, there is no way to pursue it in the sky. Besides, that guy is an orphan and single, and he can't even find someone to sit in. The world is still a sun, but there is an additional legend of Houyi shooting the sun for people to chat after dinner. (~^~)
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