Chapter 2 System Awakening
Updated: 2012-11-01
"Time travel is also a gift package, a golden finger, or something. Just dreaming of being majestic, there was no movement after three days. It was like being thrown here as garbage."
When Zhu Qihou thought that he didn't even have toilet paper to use leaves, he couldn't help but hate God even more that he was making trouble!
"Make the Hou flag! Make the flag!"
A quick shout came from far to near, and a fat man rushed in panting.
Zhu Qihou pinched his eyebrows and started to curse again in his heart, "Sister! It turns out that I gave me a name called Zhu Qihou, which attracted countless nicknames of pigs, riding monkeys. Now the name after traveling through time is actually called monkeys, riding pigs! This can't be that God has nothing to do to play with me!"
The fat man in front of him with big ears, wide mouth and small eyes and rolling nose was very profound in Hou Qizhu's memory.
斐青牛,是他从小玩到大的玩伴,一起撩过姑娘裙子,一块偷看过姑娘洗澡,不过每次侯旗筑跑得快,挨揍的总是这倒霉的胖子.
It can be said that he is the best friend of Hou Qizhu.
Zhu Qihou suddenly became energetic, sat up, widened his eyes and said, "What's wrong with it? Fat cow! Is there a girl going to take a bath in the lake?" As he said that, a hint of excitement appeared on his face.
Zhu Qihou had never done anything about peeking at the girl taking a bath, so he was very fascinated by this.
Fat Niu glared at Zhu Qihou and said angrily, "Look at it! Since I was discovered last time when I was peeked, I was almost beaten to death. There must be someone to guard the whole village when taking a bath!" As he said that, he couldn't help but curse, "The most hateful thing about it is that he didn't even see it at all. This beating was too unfair!"
Zhu Qihou suddenly lost interest and lazily reached out to dig his ears, "Then why are you doing so excited? Could it be that you have committed something to let me take the blame again."
The fat bull sniffed and said, "Bah! What can I do if I do!" A look of excitement and hesitation suddenly appeared in his eyes. "In the morning, Zhang Liehuo fled from the village and was covered in blood! He said that he encountered a big worm in the forest! He finally got out and ran back!"
"Big bug?"
Zhu Qihou woke up, "Oh, tiger. There is a tiger in Beijing, but it is a sleeping tiger. I haven't seen it wander around so many times."
"Shocked? What?"
"Uh... well... ah, what does it have to do with me if there is a big bug."
Zhu Qihou interrupted the way.
The fat bull's face looked excited, "Let's go and kill that big worm. Don't the whole village regard us as heroes!"
‘Sister, what a joke! That’s a tiger, you can beat him to death if you say you can beat him to death!’
Zhu Qihou glanced at the fat bull and said angrily, "I think you want to pretend to be majestic in front of Qinlan."
"Hehe! No one knows me more than flag building!"
Zhu Qihou felt a headache when he heard the pig riding, and waved his hand impatiently, "I won't go! If you want to go, you can go by yourself!"
The fat bull was furious and pointed at Zhu Qihou and cursed, "Do you guys also like Qinlan? Let me tell you! Qinlan is mine from Master Niu! Don't try to rob me!"
‘Your sister! I want to go back to the original world, so I don’t have time to compete with you for a girl. Besides, Hou Qizhu really didn’t want to treat Qinlan, but just treat it as his little sister.’
"Are you annoying? I treat Qinlan as my sister! You have to say it a few times before you can remember it!"
"If you don't go with me, I'll go to Qinlan's doorstep and shout that you like her!"
Zhu Qihou was so angry that his teeth itched.
In this world, the world view is very conservative. Not to mention who you like in person, you just look at it twice, and you might be arrested as a disciple and deal with it as a hooligan crime in today's society.
"Go and go! Your sister! What crime did I commit! I got into such a thing in a few days!"
The fat bull was overjoyed and didn't hear Zhu Qihou's words verbal problems. He pulled him out and ran out.
Zhu Qihou thought about it.
Go back and take a walk around and come back quickly. I haven't even killed a chicken, so I won't explain it directly when I meet a tiger.
In order to ensure that before leaving, I handed over the fire stick standing beside the stove. If there is a guy in his hand, he will feel at ease. Don’t make ambitions die before he can achieve his life.
Everything was right and followed Fei Niu out of the village.
Outside the village is a lush forest. The fat cow pulled Zhu Qihou into the forest in the direction of Zhang Huowen's return.
The forest is lush and dense.
As the two walked, they felt lost in their hearts. After all, they had to fight against the ferocious tiger and couldn't help but walk slowly.
Ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao!!
A tiger roar suddenly came!
A colorful tiger jumped out of the mountains and forests like a gust of wind, stood on the big rock in front of them, roared softly, and looked at them fiercely!
‘Your sister! Why are you so old!’
The tiger is more than four meters long and nearly two meters tall!
White forehead with eyes hanging!
A pair of green eyes shining fiercely, and her mouth is full of white teeth that makes people shudder. She definitely looks like the king of all beasts!
Zhu Qihou felt his legs were weak. This was no better than a computer game. This was a real ferocious tiger! If it took a bite, there would be no life left!
In a blink of an eye, the fat bull had been scared and his face turned pale and his whole body was trembling. There was no such thing as the heroic and arrogant look just now.
Zhu Qihou instantly scolded the fat cow in his heart. It was not obvious that he was fighting a tiger. It was coming to feed the tiger! He turned around and grabbed the fat cow and ran away.
Ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao a
The tiger roared angrily, "Little thing, I want to run away from the chassis!" I suddenly rushed out, and a pair of giant claws grabbed the two of them quickly!
Zhu Qihou was shocked and pushed the fat cow away, while dodging to the side.
The tiger's giant claws passed by!
Zhu Qihou was so scared that his face was bloodless. He looked at the tiger in fear, and his intestines were regretful. It was not that he was looking for trouble. He was so full that he touched the tiger's butt!
Suddenly, a few lines of light red characters appeared in my eyes.
"……connect."
"The connection is successful. The system starts..."
Zhu Qihou rubbed his eyes, and was so scared that he had hallucinations. But how could he rub it? The handwriting in front of him was still clear and unchanged.
"Ding! The system starts successfully!"
A pleasant sound sounded, scaring Zhu Qihou that he thought the tiger was still ambushing, but found that it was a sound coming from his mind. Then he felt a little hot all over and his fear gradually calmed down.
Ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao ao a
The tiger failed to hit the target, and was angry that Zhu Qihou had ruined a good thing, and roared and rushed towards him.
Zhu Qihou was confused by the red words all over his eyes. Finally, he lost his words, but saw a tiger rushing towards him. He couldn't help but be scared and he quickly lowered his body and held his life-saving guy tightly with his fire stick.
The tiger pounced over Zhu Qihou's head and failed to reach it. Zhu Qihou's fire stick was straight on the ground, and the fire stick just hit the tiger's crotch.
Awkward!!!
The tiger jumped around in pain and roared angrily.
Zhu Qihou didn't understand what was going on, but saw the tiger dancing like crazy, thinking that he would dance a prayer dance before eating, and you would choose the dance yourself, so I won't be with you.
"Fatty cow! Run!"
Zhu Qihou shouted, turned around and ran away.
The fat cow was pushed by Zhu Qihou to eat shit. He stood up and looked up and saw the tiger passing by Zhu Qihou's head and ruthlessly slashed between his crotch by a fire stick.
Seeing the tiger jumping around like crazy, I couldn't help laughing. It was not until I heard Zhu Qihou shouting that I remembered that the situation was in danger, and I quickly ran forward with Zhu Qihou in vain.
The tiger jumped for a while, and the pain between the legs finally eased. I don’t know if it would affect the future search for the tiger. When I looked back, I found that the two wanted to escape. I was furious and roared and chased after me!
Zhu Qihou only heard the tigers and tigers behind him, and the roar of the tigers shook the mountains and fields. He secretly wondered why the dead tiger suddenly became furious. Seeing that the tigers were chasing closer and closer, he gritted his teeth and said, "Let's run apart!" Without waiting for the fat bull to agree, he suddenly turned around and ran wildly to the other side.
The fat bull woke up and secretly prayed that the tiger would not come to him and ran away in the opposite direction of Zhu Qihou.
Seeing that the two separated, Laohu chased Zhu Qihou without thinking.
Zhu Qihou looked back and couldn't help feeling bitter. Who was he provoking whom? Why did this dead tiger fall in love with him?
Ao!
The tiger roared wildly and rushed towards him.
Zhu Qihou felt cold in his heart. He didn't expect that his brother would die here if he was so unlucky.
Brother is wronged! It’s even worse than June Yuexue!
suddenly.
A light breeze blew, and a ray of sunlight shone through the gaps in the leaves, which happened to shine on the tiger's eyes.
The tiger felt his eyes sting, and his eyes were blackened by the sun, and he suddenly lost his head and hit the big tree.
The big tree trembled and the leaves floated.
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