Chapter 229 Drunk Tsunade
What's going on?
Li Tong was confused!
Tsunade came to his house for no reason, went straight to the bathroom for no reason, and took off her clothes for no reason... She didn't even give Li Tong a chance to react. Should she be so direct?
Tsunade, whose face was red and swayed in her mouth, had already taken off her emerald green robe and threw it on the ground aside, then began to take off the inside again.
"Guru!" Li Tong's throat moved, and then rushed up, grabbed Tsunade's hand, and shouted, "Hey hey hey! Stop! What are you doing?"
"Hmm?" Tsunade looked at Li Tong, looking drunk, blinked before seeing Li Tong clearly, and hummed, "Damn, what are you doing? I want to take a shower..."
Tsunade spoke very slowly, with a big tongue, intermittently. I really don’t know how much she drank to become like this.
"Can you go home after taking a shower? Don't be here!" Li Tong said loudly, afraid that Tsunade, who was drunk, would not be able to hear clearly.
He really doesn't want to take advantage of Tsunade. If he can't afford to offend him, he will be beaten to death!
"Go back? Go home?" Tsunade seemed very surprised, stepped forward, reached out and hooked Li Tong's neck, and bursts of alcohol squirted on Li Tong's face, "What home should I go back to? This is my house, right, damn kid, why are you here?"
Li Tong understands!
The drunk Tsunade has gone to the wrong yard!
Tsunade's home is next to Li Tong's home, with two yards next to each other. The main building is located similarly and the structure inside the house is similar. Tsunade took the wrong step and regarded this place as her own home. She had to take a shower when she came back because she was drunk and had a unclear mind, and even the scene in front of her was blurry, so she would have put the bath water in such a way that she would not think about it.
"Hey! Hey! This is my home!" Li Tong shouted with Tsunade's ears, "Can you hear it clearly? My home! You're wrong!"
"Wrong, was it wrong?" Tsunade hooked Li Tong's neck, she was shaking, Li Tong had to shake it, "Hey! That's right! Today I, I'm happy! I can't be wrong!"
Is it irrelevant to speak logically? Is there a logical relationship between being happy and being wrong?
"Please, damn woman, put on your clothes first. I want to live two more days." Li Tong gently patted Tsunade's face, immediately broke free from Tsunade's arm, took a few steps to the side, and picked up Tsunade's shirt that Tsunade had just dropped.
"Hey! Dead kid, I'll tell you, uh!" Tsunade said, hiccup, and walked forward and said, "Today, Jiraiya and I drank twenty... twenty-three... no, it should be twenty-four, right... twenty-four, he's already lying under the table... hey, twenty-four bottles... that big bottle..."
"Er222, you two are big-headed ghosts!" Li Tong draped her green shirt on Tsunade.
"Hey, I'll be with you..." Tsunade was about to say something, but suddenly her feet slid and hit Li Tong, directly knocking Li Tong to the ground, and her red lips were directly printed on Li Tong's mouth.
Very soft, very soft and very elastic.
Li Tong felt that she had been forced to kiss! Although this was just an accident, it was indeed a woman and a man.
"Um!" Tsunade's eyes were strange and kissed Li Tong, as if she thought it was fun. She blinked her eyes and subconsciously moved her mouth.
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!
Li Tong's heart was filled with these two words.
Tsunade is so proactive, something will happen!
"Um, hey! Um...hey..." Li Tong struggled to push Tsunade and began to struggle. He suddenly felt that life was so difficult. This was a complex mentality of getting cheap but being obedient and afraid of being retaliated.
Li Tong didn't know whether it was his own luck or his own misfortune.
Eh? Lucky?!
Li Tong suddenly widened his eyes. He suddenly remembered that he was still in the full-time lucky state. It took at least five hours for the limited-time lucky effect to pass, so... is this luck?!
Is Tsunade going to the wrong yard? Is it because of luck?!
Li Tong pushed Tsunade again.
"Dear kid, we kissed, kissed...hey..." Tsunade raised her head and said in a strange voice, her eyes were blurred and she was obviously confused.
Li Tong didn't want to take advantage of Tsunade in this situation. Now it can be considered lucky, but once the lucky effect is over, it may be a great misfortune! All fractures are light!
Of course, there is only one thing that worried about his life. On the other hand, he doesn't want to insult Tsunade. If Tsunade is sober, it's okay to play and make a fuss. It's hard to start if it's not sober. After all, Tsunade saved his life.
"Bao, bah, bah, muffled." Li Tong turned his head and spitted a few times, pushed Tsunade away with force, then pulled Tsunade up again, "Why are you drinking so much? You're drunk."
"Gao, happy!" Tsunade actually understood what Li Tong was saying, hugging Li Tong and hugging him, and laughed drunk, "Yin, Yin Seal, I finally, completely... mastered..."
Plop!
Tsunade didn't stand firm again, and after finishing her words, she leaned back and fell into the half-person-high bathtub. She still grabbed Li Tong with her hand and pulled Li Tong into the bathtub.
Splashes everywhere, and half of the bucket of water was stimulated.
Tsunade and Li Tong both turned into chickens. Li Tong took two sips of water before struggling to emerge. Then his eyes went straight, Tsunade's clothes were soaked... Looming...
Li Tong was stunned, Tsunade started taking off her clothes again, muttering: "When I took a shower... Why didn't I take off my clothes... I'm so stupid... I'm so stupid..."
While scolding her for being stupid, she took off her thin shirt, leaving only underwear... She seemed to have forgotten that Li Tong was here again. Li Tong was on the right side of the bathtub, and she was on the left, slightly facing Li Tong.
Tsunade's figure naturally needs no need to say more, one word describes it as it is about to emerge!
Li Tong decided not to stop Tsunade because he was going to run away! Stay away first, so you won’t be able to tell it clearly at that time!
Tsunade noticed Li Tong when she shook her head and blinked at Li Tong in confusion.
"Hey! Dead kid! Why are you here?" Tsunade asked drunk. She actually forgot what had happened before. Li Tong ignored him. Thirty-six strategies were the best. She stood up suddenly and was about to jump out, but she felt her shoulders tightening.
Tsunade slapped Li Tong back and sat in the bathtub. She was drunk and had no control over her strength. Li Tong felt a burning pain in her shoulders. Fortunately, she had a corpse vein, otherwise she would have had a fracture.
"Damn, I just ignored me! I'm asking you!" Tsunade said fiercely.
"Hiss...uh...passed by, just passed by!" Li Tong explained quickly, and got up again to run.
Tsunade slapped Li Tong back again, grabbed Li Tong's collar, shook her head in a daze, "Raging waves" as the water waves swayed, she suddenly laughed again, and said drunkenly: "Wash, take a shower... Why don't you take off your clothes?"
"No, no need."
"What, nothing, damn little devil, disobedient..."
Chapter completed!