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Chapter 79: The Method of Determining Moon Cold Physique

Many people’s understanding of Chang’e is related to the story of “Chang’e flying to the moon”, and so on, Wu Gang cuts down the osmanthus, jade rabbit pestle and medicine, and pig Bajie teases Chang’e.

These stories combined give people the feeling that Chang'e is a sad little wife next door, bullied by all kinds of people, coveted by many gods, demons, and ghosts, including the Jade Emperor.

In fact, Chang'e has a very big background. Her husband is not Houyi, the cuckold king of the poor country, but Houyi, who shot the sun... Some people will teach you what Houyi is not Houyi, but Dayi and so on. Please don't do this.

Houyi is a real god of war. He not only killed several golden crow divine birds, but also killed the fierce god zombies, the nine infants born with holy spirits, the famous Bashe, etc. It is estimated that many of them are subordinates of the Demon Court Emperor.

The husband is the human god of war and the father is Di Jun.

Who is called Di X, who is not at the level of Supreme Niu Huanxi? Di Jun is one of the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors of the Human Clan.

Chang'e's mother is Chang Xi, and Chang Xi is also very big. She is the Moon Mother. Chang'e's aunt is Xihe, who is the Sun Mother.

Her great-grandfather was Huangdi.

Among her brothers, Yan Bo was the ancestor of the Shang Dynasty and Qi was the ancestor of the Zhou Dynasty.

There are two brothers named Di Zhi and Yao, both of whom are the leaders of the human race, and the family is so boundless.

In later generations, the only one who could compare her origin with Chang'e was Shangguan Dandan, an empress dowager from the Western Han Dynasty... Because she was relatively close and there were not so many mythological bonuses, it was generally believed that Shangguan Dandan's origin was not as good as Chang'e, but her status could be compared.

This analogy makes people have a clearer understanding of it, is that Zhu Bajie dares to tease Chang'e? The Jade Emperor dares to ask Chang'e to sing a song for everyone and dance?

Just as no one dared to tease the Empress Dowager Shangguan Dandan, and no one dared to let Shangguan Dandan sing and dance... There was a man who was very happy and called Liu He who just played with Shangguan Dandan's carriage and was deposed. He paid pocket money to Shangguan Dandan for more than 2,000 years.

Qin Dong thought of this, if Yan Huaiyu really had the status of Chang'e, at least she could not grasp her identity and background.

He didn't know much about Yan Huaiyu now, he only knew that she was very, very rich, and most of them had a close relationship with Riyueshan. Just now, Feng Jiujiu suspected that she was born in the Moon Palace.

"Your Highness Princess, I feel that the current situation is becoming increasingly unfavorable for your great cause of rebuilding the demon court. If Mrs. Yan comes from the Moon Palace, then there are at least two major forces on the earth, including the Moon Palace and Sun and Moon Mountain."

Qin Dong said with a serious expression, "There is also the treasure of hell. Who knows that the treasure of hell is controlled by other forces or the remaining power of hell?"

As long as Yao is here, it will be a matter of time before he can rebuild the demon court, but Feng Jiujiu does not care too much about these forces like Qin Dong... They hide and avoid letting the outside world know their existence.

This means that their existence is not absolutely powerful, and it is impossible to have the strength of the great forces of the ancient demon court period. Otherwise, the seventy-eight billion people on the earth would have been divided up by them long ago. Where can humans turn themselves into forming two countries called "China" and "Foreign"?

"You don't have to worry about these things. Your task is just to connect the word Zha well." Seeing that he finally knew how to think about the problem from Feng Jiujiu's standpoint, His Highness was inexplicably relieved and gently stroked his stomach. "Also, you can find an opportunity to determine whether Yan Huaiyu is really Yuehan's physique."

"How do you make sure?" Qin Dong asked. It seemed that Feng Jiujiu did not trust this woman who agreed with Qin Dong very much.

Qin Dong is not the kind of person who believes everything others say. He just feels that Yan Huaiyu has no need to lie to him.

"Even in a long time ago, Yuehan's physique was very rare. It belongs to a bloodline in the Moon Palace that can be said to be a blessing or a curse. It requires a very high level of knowledge to determine this physique, such as someone like me, can determine it."

"Your Highness the Princess is wise and powerful, and is unparalleled in the world!" Qin Dong was fed very much by Feng Jiujiu today, and Feng Jiujiu did not chase him with a rolling pin, so he naturally wanted to praise Feng Jiujiu loudly.

"Is it true that Yan Huaiyu said she has Yuehan's physique? Maybe she is born with weak constitution. I don't know where to hear the word Yuehan, so I put it on myself..."

"Maybe from online novels. Last time I saw a news, someone said that he was the blood of the ancient god king and killed his aunt."

Feng Jiujiu frowned. Yan Huaiyu looked normal, but many vicious sinners took out their mental illness identification documents after committing the crime. So everyone suddenly realized: Oh, he is usually quite normal, it turns out that he is a mental illness.

"This is not the case, but it is possible for her to misjudgment." Just like Shan Qingniang believes that Qin Dong has a Marxist constitution, but Yan Huaiyu concluded that Qin Dong is Yanyang constitution based on her own needs, which sounds not as absurd as Marxist constitution.

"Yuehan has a characteristic of physique, that is, her butt is cold." Feng Jiujiu looked back at the coffee shop. Qin Dong and Yan Huaiyu came out from there just now. If Qin Dong had known this before, he would have been able to identify it just now.

People often compare some round and full hip lines to the moon, so Yuehan = the butt is cold? Qin Dong looked at Feng Jiujiu, and he was so unbelievable that his neck was crooked.

What kind of high level of knowledge is required to determine such characteristics?

What's more, some people have weak constitution, low body temperature, or less fat on their buttocks, and their buttocks may be cold!

It may also be psychological effects. For example, when Yan Bailu sat on Qin Dong's face that day, he felt that Yan Bailu's butt was cold and his whole body was cold after a moment.

"You can tell if you just need to find an opportunity to lick it." Feng Jiujiu thought for a while, and explained the reason without waiting for Qin Dong to ask, "Because your palms are far less sensitive to temperature than your tongue. If you touch them, it is very likely that your blood will accelerate and your palms will become hot and cause a misjudgment."

"Your Highness, I'm sorry, I can't do it. You can occasionally have some perverted thoughts in your mind. It doesn't matter if you entertain yourself. Everyone can understand it, but if you really act, you will be a pervert, unforgivable, and you should die of social life."

Qin Dong shook his head vigorously. He didn't even want to lick Feng Jiujiu's hands and feet, let alone Yan Huaiyu's Han Yue?

In order to perform the task of His Royal Highness the Princess, Qin Dong could not do it with difficulty with his hands.

Qin Dong is willing to make such sacrifices as the result of spiritual guilt and the pressure brought by moral deficiencies. After all, he is a loyal dog who can go up the sword to the mountain and the sea of ​​fire for Feng Jiujiu.

Feng Jiujiu frowned, and was expecting Qin Dong's words and reactions, "Next time she will ask you again. After you sit for a long enough time, she will get up and leave. You can lick the seat she has sat there to confirm if it is cold."

"Just touch with your hands, the residual heat left in the position after a person takes a seat is very obvious. If not, it is Yuehan's physique." Qin Dong admitted that he was the loyal dog of His Royal Highness of the Princess, but this was just a expression of loyalty to him, not that he really became a dog and would lick around.

"The second point is that you need to get some of her body fluids, saliva, and blood." Feng Jiujiu stretched out his finger and poked the corner of his mouth. "Just like this, if you put your fingers into her mouth and poked them a few times, you can get enough body fluids. Wipe your fingers with a tissue in time and save them on the tissue."

Qin Dong felt that the methods Feng Jiujiu gave were extremely shameful and tricked people. He wanted to stab Yan Huaiyu in the mouth like this, so Yan Huaiyu would not kill him?

"We can invite her to visit her home, and then the cup after she drank water was covered with her saliva." Qin Dong gave the correct solution. In fact, there was a quilt in the coffee shop that Yan Huaiyu had drunk. But now he went back to ask for that cup. On the one hand, it seemed a bit perverted, and on the other hand, it might have been cleaned.
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