046 This world can be upgraded
"Damn!"
"Damn!"
Two screams of exclamation, the former was Chu Hao's, and he never expected that someone could speed the women's bicycles until 100 and not disperse; the latter was watching the fun on the tenth floor. The middle-aged bald old man wearing a white vest was stunned when he saw Chu Hao and Zhao Dajun.
"Someone is blowing shit down there, let's come up and avoid it."
"Oh, so that's it, that's fine..."
Nodded, the middle-aged bald old man wearing a white vest suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. It turned out that he jumped to the tenth floor in an emergency and risky manner, which was very reasonable.
Then the bald old man returned to the room with trembling all over, picked up the phone and called the police: "Hey? Police? Two young men jumped onto the tenth floor."
"You mean someone is going to jump off the building on the tenth floor?"
"No, someone jumped onto the tenth floor?"
“…”
"I mean, the two of them are next door now, they..."
The bald old man glanced at Chu Hao and Zhao Dajun were still there, then lowered his voice and continued, "They are still there, they are next door. Feihu Road exploded just now, and the noise was so loud. I am a little scared now. Does this kind of person have special abilities? Otherwise, how could he jump to the tenth floor? I think he should be arrested and studied carefully. After dissection, he should see if there is any bioelectricity in it, and then make a specimen..."
“…”
The operator on the other end of the phone was stunned and then asked in a low voice, "Is anyone jumping off the building on the tenth floor?"
"Dare you, mom, I fucking said that someone jumped onto the tenth floor. Why did you tell me that you jumped onto the tenth floor and jumped onto the tenth floor and jumped onto the tenth floor. You guys don't understand people's words? Do you never pay attention to the voices of the masses? I really want to criticize you sternly, seriously and strongly! You guys..."
“…”
The operator's face turned green, what did this mean?
The bald old man even got even more tempered: "Why don't you talk? Why do you become a policeman? Do you think I'm calling a fake policeman? Do you treat me as a mentally ill? Let me tell you! Even if I'm mentally ill, you have to be a policeman! If you have to be a policeman today, you have to be a policeman. If you don't, you have to be a policeman. I can't fuck you! I'm telling you now that I'm at home. As a citizen who abides by the law, I will tell you solemnly that the two young people next door are still... Damn!"
“…”
"They jumped down! What's wrong with young people nowadays? Is this parkour or extreme sports?! Damn! Isn't this a life-threatening thing!"
“…”
"Damn it! They jumped off the building! They jumped off the building!"
"You just said that someone jumped to the tenth floor?"
"They just jumped to the tenth floor, and now they jumped down again! What do you mean?! Are you kidding me?!"
"No."
"You have it! I'll tell you! I can't tell you this attitude! Call your leader over!"
“…”
The speechless operator gave up the treatment directly and rolled his eyes there, but what should be recorded still has to be recorded.
Just the next second, a large number of alarm calls were generated instantly.
Then the local TV station's helicopter took off and tracked and reported the explosion situation on Feihu Road throughout the journey.
Chu Hao, who was carrying Zhao Dajun, ran fast, but he couldn't be too fast, because this kid was scared silly just now.
When I jumped to the tenth floor, my hands and feet were completely cold and numb. After I jumped from the tenth floor, my newly bought "Adida" quick-dry basketball pants were also wet.
Whether you urinate or not depends on luck. Even if you have strong psychological quality, you cannot withstand such ups and downs, right?
Chu Hao looked up and found a place he knew, which was the S County Hotel near 33 Middle School. After all, the boss knew him. Although the boss said he wanted to introduce his niece or said that his niece had come many times, he still didn't see him in the end, but this did not prevent Chu Hao from saying hello to the boss as an acquaintance.
"Boss, my student wet his pants. Can you change your pants here?"
"Master Chu, no problem!"
The boss skillfully put a big chicken leg on Chu Hao and said, "I'll get a pair of pants."
Zhao Dajun, who had recovered his consciousness, trembled at Chu Hao and said, "Chu, Teacher Chu, I, we, just jumped, jumped to the tenth floor?"
"The physical condition of people cannot be generalized. I have trained it specifically, so it is normal to jump to the tenth floor, don't think it's strange."
"Um."
Zhao Dajun nodded and whispered: "Later, later...we jumped down from the tenth floor?"
"If you can jump up, you will naturally jump down. This is still very consistent with physics."
"Yeah?"
"You see, you just haven't studied hard, and you don't even know the basic 'law of gravity'. We can jump from the first floor and jump from the tenth floor, right?"
"Oh...so that's it."
If you think about it carefully, it is true. Even if it is a hundred floors, you can jump down.
Thinking of this, Zhao Dajun calmed down. Although he peed his pants again, it didn't matter. It was not bad anyway.
What is dignity and disrespect, important?
My shame has long disappeared, I just pee my pants, who has never peed?
This is a very normal physiological phenomenon. Everyone wets his pants. He is just a little older, but it is no big deal.
Holding the boss's old shorts and a pair of beach pants for street stalls, Zhao Dajun found a toilet and went to change it.
Chu Hao was holding chicken legs in his hand and was carelessly watching people pedal bicycles on the road.
Not to mention, that guy is really efficient, and his bicycle's pedals feel like it's about to catch fire.
"It's better to have my 'Watson' number."
bite!
"Nangong Youcai" with combat power of 50 enters the host's visual range.
Um?!
Chu Hao suddenly became unhappy.
"Wife, I clearly saw this 'Nangong Youcai' just now, why don't you remind me?"
“Upgrading.”
"What? Wife, you upgraded?"
"No, the world has been upgraded."
Nani?!
Chu Hao's tiger body shook and asked immediately: "Then why didn't I feel the change?"
“Changes are everywhere.”
“Can you disclose it?”
"cannot."
"Is it because I know the information that may cause potential harm to me?"
"yes."
"Wife, you are really good to me."
“…”
"Love without traces is the purest and profoundest love. 520~~"
“520? What does it mean?”
"I love you~~"
“…”
Cutting the chicken legs and communicating with the system's wife made Chu Hao suddenly realize that the guess was indeed correct for a long time. The world changed so fast that even the animals with a combat power of fifty were appearing!
It must be the birth of a certain phenomenon that forces the world to upgrade.
It seems that I have to seize the time to level up, and someone can easily reach one-sixth of his combat power. What does this mean?
This shows that the world is very dangerous and you are not safe!
"In order to save the world, I think I will increase my efforts to be an anchor!"
Chapter completed!