Chapter 59 As a Normal Man
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After returning to his seat, Ximending returned to his slowness, holding the newly changed teacup of his maid in his hand, and savoring the foggy mountain Biluochun in his mouth.
The green snails fly in the green clouds and mist mountains, the new rain sings the fragrance of clear water is idle.
Drinking a cup of Biluochun in Wushan is like enjoying the legendary Jiangnan beauty: her heart is elegant and elegant, fresh and tender.
The strength shown in Ximending just now can only be described as perverted in everyone's eyes. Many people think in their hearts: According to legend, the big guys on the Tianlist are just like this? Ximeng He has always said that he is born with a messy pulse and is not suitable for martial arts. It turns out that he is acting. Well, this is probably because Ximeng He is preparing for the martial arts conference three years later, hiding his son first, and letting his son play a pig and eat a tiger, and caught everyone off guard, and taking the position of the leader of the martial arts world in one fell swoop. Tsk tsk... This move is too high, and it is too hidden, almost hidden from everyone in the world. Alas, I didn't expect that the heroic and upright Ximeng Hero was so far-sighted for the position of the leader of the martial arts world. It's a pity that people's plan is not as good as heaven's plan. Xuanwuzhuang was wiped out, and all the strategies were left to the east. Ximending had to stand up to avenge Xuanwuzhuang...
Lu Quan and Lin Daorui have come back from their shock, and they think so in their hearts, but they feel very uncomfortable: look at others, look at themselves, the gap is the gap, and they can't catch up with them... Alas - in the past, I was complacent and proud of being on the list of dragons and phoenixes. It's ridiculous to think about it, frogs in the well, frogs in the well...
Both of them were sitting in the seat, both of whom were the same thoughts. It seemed that they had no hope of hugging the beauty. They both looked dejected and lowered their heads and stopped talking. The quiet scene was embarrassing and cramped.
Liu Ruru was both embarrassed and cramped, but she deserved to be Princess Kunyi Zhu Weiru, and quickly adjusted her mentality: Humph, what's so great about it? Isn't it just kung fu, just a martial artist!
"Cough--" Liu Ruru coughed lightly, raised her chin slightly, and looked at Ximending in a condescending posture, but said with a charming smile: "Young Master Ximen, your views on martial arts are indeed incisive and unique, deafening, and also benefiting the little girl a lot."
Are you deafening and deafening with your avatar? I'm afraid you're unwilling to accept it and want other ideas to make me foolish?
Ximending originally wanted to say a few polite words, but he smiled faintly and said, "It's good that you can understand."
Uh? What does it mean that I can understand? You...you... are so shameless, shameless, and not humble, but they even come to mock me...
Liu Ruru pretended to be shy and said, "Young Master Ximen is really good at making fun of people. Although the little girl is stupid, she can still understand people's words."
Sun, although Liu Ruru smiled cleverly, she secretly scolded Ximending for being a human being.
Ximending disdained to argue with a brothel woman, pretending not to understand, holding a teacup and drinking tea, and didn't say anything again: I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, anyway, I just came here to make a guest appearance for the sake of **Shen Ni.
Ximending's move made Liu Ruru even more angry. OK, okay, I'll make you proud...
Liu Ruru pretended to be admiring and said, "Young Master Ximen's extraordinary achievements in martial arts are indeed admirable and admirable. I think it is also the pinnacle of poetry and essays, and the words are extraordinary..." As he said, he looked up at the bright moon in the sky, pointed out the clear waves of the moonlight pouring down the Qinhuai River, and said with emotion, "The bright moon is in the sky, the river is clear and clear. Such a beautiful scenery, it is better to ask Young Master Ximen to write a poem, which will definitely refresh us and increase..."
Here, here, martial arts are not good, but literary people, you have to make a fool of me, but I won't give you a chance.
Ximending before she finished speaking, she interrupted with a smile: "Miss Liu, you are a tough guy. When it comes to reciting poetry and fu, who doesn't know that you are talented and knowledgeable in Jiangnan? You asked me to recite poetry and fu, isn't you let my class perform awesome or embarrassing? Haha..." I gave you a high hat and block your mouth first. You asked me to recite poetry and fu to deliberately embarrass me, unless you disregard your image and tear me apart. Haha, that's best. I just pat my butt and leave. Anyway, my goal is achieved tonight, and the effect is pretty good.
Ximending said this very clearly. Of course, Liu Ruru could not force Ximending to recite poems and essays. In other words, she was so angry that she forced Ximending to show shame. She said that she was so angry: Nonsense, of course I made you embarrassed, would you let you show off again?
"Since Mr. Ximen is arrogant and disdained to recite poems and lyrics for us, the little woman can only express regret." Liu Ruru first put a big hat on Ximending. Humph, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, so I'll let you go. However, since I said it, I still have to continue the topic. Then, I changed the subject and said to Lu Quan and Lin Daoru: "Mr. Lu, Mr. Lin, do you have any good words and quatrains to share with the little woman?"
Neither Lu Quan nor Lin Daori were fools. Although Ximending's performance just now was shocking, Liu Ruru's attitude towards Ximending made them rekindle their hope of returning to a beautiful woman. Hearing Liu Ruru's words, he immediately raised his head.
However, Lu Quan was indulging in martial arts and was not very good at chanting poems and essays. Lin Daoru still had a little ink in his stomach. When Liu Ruru asked Ximending just now, he thought about it and immediately said, "Miss Liu, I dare not be a good word and quatrain. This is the scene. Lin has a poem that can be said to share with you..." As he said that, he pondered slightly, nodded and said, "The water and moon are broken, and the shadows are spreading the brothel. You should have no hatred when you are young, and you will be drunk to relieve thousands of sorrows."
"What a young man should have no hatred, good poetry, good poetry..." Liu Ruru immediately applauded and said charmingly.
Lin Daorui also thought he had written a good poem. When he heard Liu Ruru's exaggeration, he couldn't help but feel a little complacent on his face. However, he didn't know that Liu Ruru said this intentionally just to stimulate Ximending, but he didn't agree with it.
Although Ximending is not good at writing poetry, it is absolutely fine to appreciate it: it is so wet? It is a completely portrayal of your previous life, nostalgia for brothels, drunkenness and dreams, and a negative outlook on life.
He couldn't help but feel disgusted with Liu Ruru's behavior. He took a sip of tea, curled his lips, and whispered: "The business woman does not know the hatred of the country."
Although Liu Ruru ignored Ximending on the surface, she kept paying attention. This sentence was falling into her ears, which made her feel shocked: Uh? He has always been indulged in luxury and only knows how to have fun and is so enlightened?
Although Ximending quoted Du Mu's poem "Bai Qinhuai" to mock her, the Ming Dynasty's current national power is declining, and internal turmoil and external troubles resonated with Liu Ruru. Thinking of Ximending's sudden change from a man without any power to a "martial arts master", I couldn't help but speculate: Could it be that his previous actions were disguised, but actually a person with ambition?
As the courtesan of Qinhuai Garden, Liu Ruru has seen all kinds of men, but at this time she can't understand Ximending.
But no matter how she thought about it, she didn't move her face, and pretended not to hear Ximending, she turned her head to Lu Quan and smiled and said, "Young Master Lu, it's your turn."
Lu Quan naturally regarded chanting poems and essays as a part of Liu Ruru's assessment of them, but he was not Cao Zhi, so he could not recite poems in seven steps. Liu Ruru forced him to "hand over the paper", which made him even more confused. He opened his mouth and a poem deeply rooted in his mind blurted out: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground. He looked up at the bright moon and thought of his hometown." As soon as he finished speaking, he immediately woke up and blushed. He quickly explained: "Liu...Miss Liu, my junior brother and I have been leaving Wudang for a long time. Seeing this bright moon in the sky, I missed my master and the others a little..."
At this time, everyone couldn't help laughing, and when Hao Chu saw his senior brother making a fool of himself again, he wanted to hit the wall and almost jumped into the Qinhuai River.
Ximending was taking a sip of tea in his mouth, forcibly resisting it and spitting it out. But when he glanced at Liu Ruru, he saw Liu Ruru holding back her laughter and looking at Lu Quan with a charming face. Suddenly he remembered the wrong explanation of Li Bai's song "Quiet Night Thoughts" on the Internet. He couldn't help laughing. With a "puff" sound, a sip of tea spewed far away.
Ximending quickly covered his mouth and held back his laughter.
But Liu Ruru could not let go when she saw it?
"Is Mr. Ximen making fun of Mr. Lu?"
Ximending waved his hands repeatedly and said sincerely: "No, no, sorry, I was a little anxious to drink tea just now, and I choked..."
But as he said, he thought that Liu Ruru's identity and Lu Quan's explanation just now were so consistent with the artistic conception of the Weijie poem on the Internet, so he couldn't help laughing, and when he smiled, he couldn't stop it. He held his stomach and bent his waist.
Although everyone thought that Lu Quan's poem was a bit ridiculous, his longing was worthy of sympathy and praise. Seeing Ximending making such a laugh, they all felt that Ximending was not kind: Is it so ridiculous? It's so presumptuous...
Lu Quan had already lost face in front of Ximending once. Seeing Ximending laughing so much this time, he couldn't help but glared at Ximending, and his face turned red: "Young Master Ximen, I don't know how to recite poems. Do you miss my family and recite someone else's poem to express your feelings? Is it worth your laughter like this?"
Ximending straightened his waist and forced himself to stop laughing, but he still said with a smile on his face: "Young Master Lu, you misunderstood, I definitely didn't make fun of you."
"Hmph, then why are you laughing? Can you make fun of me if you have higher martial arts skills than me?" Lu Quan of course didn't believe it, and still said angrily.
Ximending was really hard to explain. When I saw a look of blame in my eyes, I couldn't help but cough twice in embarrassment, and said with a righteous expression: "Mr. Lu, I did not make fun of you. The reason why I laughed was because you read this poem to express your homesickness, which was a bit wrong."
Speaking of this, Ximending looked around and looked at everyone's puzzled expressions, and said seriously: "We have always thought that this poem was the poet Li Bai's poem on a moon-sky night. He looked up and saw a bright moon in the sky, and felt homesick. In fact, everyone misunderstood. What this poem really reflects is the poet's contradictory mood when he was a normal man, looking for flowers and willows alone in a foreign land."
Chapter completed!