Chapter 77 I seem to have forgotten which hand it is
Updated: 2013-03-24
Ximending kicked, hitting the emperor's ass, and kicking the guy staggered and almost fell.
It deserves this stupid guy to be kicked. Ximen Daguan was anxious and angry when he waited for it, and was frightened by it. It almost caused a misunderstanding with Yuwen Feng. He was so mean that he admitted to taking stool.
It was so good that it was not only fine, but it was also full of spring breeze and spirit. Perhaps it was because it found that the owner was not in good shape and ran over and wanted to act coquettishly.
However, the kick of Ximen Daguan Ren made it unhappy, and hissed Yuyu said with a long hiss to express his protest.
It’s not that Ah Han is unhappy with the master’s ass kicking it. This is something I’ve been used to, but I feel that the master is very inhumane and a little full man doesn’t know that the hungry man is hungry... You hug him left and right, with three wives and four concubines, it’s a romantic and happy person, but I’m still a bachelor, and I can only pass the long night by myself. Is it easy for me? Now that I have finally found my ideal partner, I can’t pursue the freedom of love? I can’t enjoy the fun of picking up girls in the middle of the night? You should be sympathetic and open the door of convenience for me. Now that I’m late, you don’t ask, you kick me up. It’s simply inhumane and beast, no, it’s worse than beasts.
Ximen Daren kicked the foolish guy. Seeing that he dared not accept it, he immediately raised his foot and wanted to kick it over again.
"What are you doing?" Yu Wenfeng pushed him away, "It's not over yet?"
When Yuwen Feng came back, he was also worried about it, but he was not anxious to get angry, but felt guilty and blamed himself... Ximending didn't even want to leave that lady, but I meddled with other people's business, so why should I chase after it?
Now that he saw the Emperor Ju come back safely, Yu Wenfeng was not angry at all. After breathing a sigh of relief, his heart was filled with surprise like gains and losses. He was about to rush over and hug it and kiss it.
But before she could do anything, Ah Han was kicked away by her master.
Seeing that Ximen Master wanted to kick it again, Yu Wenfeng still had tears in his eyes, but he didn't bother to wipe it. He immediately stepped forward to stop it. As he said that, he had already walked up to him and hugged the Emperor Ju's neck and pressed his pretty face on.
The emperor's rushing "Ye'er'er" and lowered his head and rubbed against Yu Wenfeng. It seemed that he was so aggrieved, but his big eyes were peeping at the owner's reaction.
Seeing its virtue, the great official Ximen was really angry and funny. Of course, he would not be angry with a beast. Seeing that it was sagging, he obviously rushed back and had not eaten yet, so he asked the shop for a basin and some water, walked to Yuwen Feng's horse, took out some bean cakes from the horse bag, broke them and reconciled them in the basin, and placed them in front of the emperor's horse and said to Yuwen Feng: "Xiaofeng, okay, don't make it like a long time of separation, pack up quickly, we still have to hurry up."
Seeing that the owner no longer cared about returning late because of picking up girls, Emperor Joe was moved and hurriedly buried her head... Although it was not very good to taste, this time, I must eat no horse ingredients and water.
"Ximen, there are more than a thousand miles from the capital here. Do you really plan to take these two people all the way to the capital?"
Yuwen Feng saw that Ximending placed Li Zicheng and Niu Jinxing horizontally on the horse they rode horizontally when they came, and was fixing it with a rope. He did not come forward to help, but said a little depressed.
Ximending replied without raising his head: "These two people are serious offenders of the court, and they are involved in the rebellion of King Huizhao. It is of great importance and must be handed over to the Three Divisions for trial. The emperor will even personally interrogate and tell the world... Yes, what I will explain to you, you don't understand."
"Tsk, do I really care? I don't understand these things in the officialdom. I just remind you that there are seventeen days left to New Year's Eve, so you can make more preparations when you go back earlier. You General Ximen has a big family and a big business, unlike a little girl who only has her father. You can have a New Year when you do whatever you want."
The irony in Yuwen Feng's dialect is very strong, but it also reveals the loneliness and coldness deep in his heart.
Unfortunately, Ximen Daguanren only heard "sarcastic" but failed to understand the deep meaning of Feng Jie's words.
Last time, Yuwen Feng was embarrassed and angry, and revealed his thoughts to Ximen in a crazy manner. Although he was interrupted by the arrival of the Qing soldiers, Ximen obviously thought that Yuwen Feng was talking slander and ridicule him and teasing him. How could he take it seriously?
Later, like nothing happened, this guy continued to treat Yuwen Feng as a "good buddy" and joked with her heartlessly, and even teased her for her "confession" that day, which made Yuwen Feng feel so angry that he couldn't even pluck up the courage to "express love boldly".
However, the longer she stayed with Ximen Daguanren, the more she was attracted by his hippie smile, the more she couldn't help but grow wildly, making her not want to leave Ximen Daguanren for a moment... Because of this, she refused Ximen Daguanren's kind-hearted proposal to let her go back to the capital first, and on the grounds that she was familiar with the traffic and did not allow him and Sun Chuanting to take more detours to speed up the itinerary, she insisted on leading the way for them with loyalty.
Today, Yuwen Feng was very excited that Sun Chuanting's light bulb finally left, and that he could fly with Ximen Daren, but unexpectedly, there were two more light bulbs. He felt so depressed that he really wanted to draw his sword to kill Li Zicheng and Niu Jinxing.
When Yu Wenfeng thought of the two light bulbs on the road, he couldn't get better as if he had eaten a flies. When he returned to the capital, he would have to leave Ximending, but he gathered with his wife, both big and small at home, which made her feel like a cat claw, and she felt so uncomfortable and painful.
However, the great official of Ximen did not understand the other person's mood at all. He curled his lips and said, "My big business is so big. You Shaohan has ruined me... By the way, will your brother Yuwen Yang come back to celebrate the New Year?"
Thinking of the brother's letters that he and Fei Yuqing were so compatible, and he kept persuading him to agree to this marriage, Yu Wenfeng said angrily: "I heard that he went to Kunlun and people treated him like a distinguished guest, but I was afraid he would not be willing to come back."
"It seems... your brother and sister don't have a good relationship..." The guy smiled and said with a very beating expression: "Xiaofeng, is my brother-in-law bullying you often? Don't be afraid, I'll help you deal with him?"
Knowing that Ximen is a joke and taking advantage of him, Yu Wenfeng felt sweet in his heart. Of course, he would not show it on his face. He gave him a blank look, curled his lips, and said with a look of too lazy to pay attention to you, "She is shameless."
This guy took advantage of Yu Wenfeng. Seeing that her reaction was not as intense as before, at least she didn't raise her feet to kick her, she couldn't help but say with a slutty look: "If you are shameless, you can get you. I would rather be shameless..." As he said that, the guy stared at Yu Wenfeng's delicate body, his eyes wandered, his eyes were hot, and he pretended to be drooling.
Yuwen Feng was so touched by this guy's words that made him feel a surge of love, but he knew that this guy was definitely not the truth. He was really intertwined with love and hatred. He bit his lip and uttered two words helplessly: "Shameless!"
It was a bit out of the surprise of Ximen Daguanren who was teasing me like this. This guy quickly tied the last knot and pushed Niu Jinxing to see if it was tied up. Then he took the reins of the two horses and walked to Yuwen Feng indifferently. Yuwen Feng thought he was going to hand over the reins to him, and was about to reach out to pick them up. Ximen Daguanren stretched out his hand and slapped her buttocks like lightning, feeling the beautiful elasticity from her youthful body. He couldn't help but feel a little hot, but his face was filled with inviolability, saying, "I warn you, don't scold me for being shameless in the future..."
For a normal man, proper hooliganism is necessary, and this is the truth. Moreover, Ximen Daguan is not a man from Lu, and he also feels that it is completely reasonable to make such a joke with a "good buddy".
Yuwen Feng was slapped on his elastic buttocks by this guy, and he suddenly jumped away like a frightened kitten. He didn't hear anything he said at all. He only felt a strange feeling that he had never experienced before quickly spread throughout his body. After she jumped away, she did not get angry immediately. Instead, she pressed the hilt of the sword with one hand and glared at Ximen Daguanren with a red face, as if she was passing such a message to Ximen Daguanren... Do you dare to slap me in the buttocks? See if I won't cut off your dog's paws.
The great official Ximen really didn't dare. It wasn't because he was afraid of being cut off his claws, but he stopped when he saw it. The guy raised his head and said with a righteous thought: "It's useless to glare at me. If you scold me again, I will hit you... and hit you... and then once." Although I was embarrassed to say the word "butt", the meaning was expressed.
"Shameless!"
Yuwen Feng didn't know what mentality he had, was he unwilling to surrender, or wanted to taste the feeling of being spanked by Ximen Daguanren, or both... Before Ximending finished speaking, she responded firmly.
"Uh..." The guy twitched his lips slightly, and he stubbornly seemed to have not heard clearly and said, "You... do you really dare to scold me?"
"Shameless, shameless, shameless...I will scold you for being shameless..."
"You are ruthless!" The guy gritted his teeth, but he admitted his timidly. He flew onto the emperor's horse, grabbed the reins in his hand, and took two horses and took one step first.
"Stop—" Yu Wenfeng didn't come back until now. Where can he forget about his butt be beaten like this. This is too cheap. While he was secretly blushing for his performance just now, he jumped to stop the Emperor Ju.
This guy knew that the behavior of touching someone's butt just now made Yu Wenfeng angry. Although he felt weak in his heart, he said seriously: "Xiaofeng, we have to hurry on our way, can we stop making trouble?"
"Who has had a fuss with you..." Yuwen Fenghan said seriously with a pretty face: "Which hand was lighter than me just now, stretched out, I want to chop it down to relieve my hatred."
Ximen Master subconsciously shrank his right hand back and said with a smirk: "Ahem... what a big deal, as for buying it..." But seeing Yu Wenfeng holding the sword, glaring at him, looking uncompromising, he said shamelessly: "That... I seem to have forgotten which hand it is..."
Of course, Yuwen Feng didn’t really want to put this guy’s hands, it was just to scare him, give him a little warning... Can a girl’s butt be touched at will?
Besides, she had been with Ximen Daren for a long time and knew him quite well. She knew that this guy's control was simply a scumbag, and what she was best at was getting more and more flawed. Today she dared to touch your butt, and tomorrow she dared to touch your breasts. It was not impossible to force you the day after tomorrow.
But then again, Yu Wenfeng was not angry deep in his heart about the fact that Ximen Master touched his butt, and even looked forward to being touched by Ximen Master again. Now he was angry because of the reserve of a girl. Seeing this guy playing rogues in all kinds of ways, he couldn't hold back his face and burst out laughing with a puff.
Chapter completed!