"Xiao Haruko, how old are you this year?"

"Xiao Chunzi, are your parents still here?"[]

"Xiao Chunzi, where is your hometown?"

"Xiao Haruzi, how long have you been in the palace?"

"Xiao Chunzi, is this in the palace or outside the palace?"

...

No matter how hard the official Ximen was, he was teasing him in every way, Xiao Chunzi always looked blank and said nothing. He just used a spoon to scoop a bowl of red dates and rock sugar porridge to his mouth and feed him.

I'm sorry, with my iron mouth, can't I even pry open the mouth of a little eunuch?!

Ximending swallowed a mouthful of porridge, stared at Xiao Chunzi for a while, and said slowly in a calm tone: "Xiao Chunzi, isn't the prince not letting you talk to me? You don't have to be afraid of him, I will support you in the future. You see, I'm not afraid of him, on the contrary, he should be a little afraid of me. Let me tell you, a few days ago, I beat him hard... By the way, has he not returned to the palace for a few days? That was because I pinched his wrists and hid outside to recover from his injuries. I saw that there seemed to be bruises on his face, and that was also beaten by me. His face was swollen like a pig's head. If you see it, you will definitely not recognize him. Well, even if it is his biological mother, Empress Dowager Zhou may not know him..."

"Che"

After all, Xiaochunzi was weak in age. After hearing what Ximending said interestingly, she finally couldn't help laughing, but quickly tense her face, and then put on a muddy expression that the sky fell and didn't care. She scooped a spoonful of porridge and handed it over.

Ximending's expression remained unchanged, but he waved his head gently and said, "Xiao Chunzi, don't bother with me. Take the bowl directly and I'll drink it with the bowl."

Upon hearing this, Xiaochunzi thought for a while, poured the porridge from the spoon into the bowl, and handed the bowl directly over.

Ximending was snoring and finished drinking the porridge in the bowl in one breath. Seeing Xiao Chunzi starting to clean up the dishes in a quiet voice, it was obviously about to leave. He had an idea and said, "Xiao Chunzi, thank you for feeding me porridge. Don't rush to leave, let me tell you a story."

Who doesn’t like to listen to stories from the older children? What’s more, Xiao Chunzi stays in the palace all day long, and lives a miserable life, and is so depressed that she is dying. She has long yearned for the colorful world outside.

When he heard this, his eyes lit up. Although he was still silent, his hands that were packing the dishes slowed down.

"I won't say anything else, just talk about what I experienced personally, how I got favored by His Royal Highness..."

Before Ximending finished speaking, Xiao Chunzi was obviously shocked. The spoon in her hand slammed and fell into pieces.

Most of the palace maids and eunuchs in the palace have their lives boring. It can be said that "gossip" is the only entertainment event for many people. However, Xiao Chunzi is not old and is very interested in everything, so she is naturally unavoidable.

And what is Ximending revealing? That is definitely the most secret and most important palace insider!

Princess, is there any?

The most mysterious princess Kunyi among the few princes, is there any?

Princess Kunyi’s love history, is there any!!!

When Xiaochunzi heard Ximending's words, he could say that his surprise was beyond words. The fire of the gossip immediately ignited.

Ximending saw it, naturally felt right in his mind, and ignored him half-kneeling, lowered his head, looked stunned, coughed twice, and moistened his throat, "In my hometown of Jinling City, there is a brothel named Qinhuaiyuan. There is a famous prostitute who has become popular in the entire Jiangnan just after coming to Qinhuaiyuan. Her name is Liu Ruru, and she said..."

Ximending has a first-class eloquence. Although he is still tied up like a zongzi and cannot use gestures to increase the story effect, Liu Ruru's talent show is vivid, especially the martial arts test sessions, which are constantly endless, but are full of dangers and ups and downs, making Xiaochunzi forget where he is, as if he is also present in person, and is worried about the contestants.

"...I swung my sword, guess what?" Ximending asked suddenly.

Xiaochunzi was so intoxicated that she heard this. After hearing this, she instinctively shook her head and said, "I don't know."

Ximen Daguan Ren went around a big circle, with the purpose of prying open Xiaochunzi's mouth, let him eliminate his guard, and to bring the two closer together. Of course, he didn't really want Xiaochunzi to answer. He smiled faintly and told the answer: "I cut the teacup into eleven circles, hehe... am I awesome?"

At this time, Xiaochunzi looked at Ximending with a little admiration, and she couldn't help but stretch out her tongue and said, "So amazing!"

"Ahem... I've been talking for a long time, so let's talk about it here today. The next one... I'll talk to you slowly..." Ximen's official achieves his goal, of course, he doesn't have to talk to you anymore. It's important for me to escape. The topic of the conversation changed: "Xiao Chunzi, what I hate the most is to bully people with power and bully the weak with strong and not be ashamed of any crime. So, who dares to bully you in the future, tell me, I will definitely stand up for you and uphold justice."

The Grand Official of Ximen looked calm and composed from beginning to end. Xiao Chunzi had no fear of this "Son-in-law Master". After listening to his story, he gradually became respectful to him. He felt that this son-in-law was not only very capable, but also approachable and easy to talk. At this time, when he heard Ximending's words, he could no longer bear the humiliation he had suffered. Looking at Ximending, he seemed to see his relatives, and tears flowed out, and his lips were trembling and wanted to speak, but he couldn't speak.

The Grand Official of Ximen was struggling with his hands tied up. Otherwise, in this situation, he would definitely reach out to comfort him. Now he can only rely on his mouth: "Actually, I have seen it a long time ago that the Crown Prince is arrogant and domineering. He will bully you often on weekdays. Don't be afraid. If I am here in the future, he will dare to touch a hair. My boss's ear shaves him. I promise you that I will do what I say!"

"The prince consort... master... wuwu... little... Xiaochunzi... wuwu..."

"Okay, stop crying. If the prince comes suddenly, he will be seen by him."

Xiao Chunzi was obviously afraid of Zhu Cilang from the bottom of her heart. When she heard Ximending say this, she immediately stopped crying and raised her sleeves to wipe her tears.

"Xiao Chunzi, when is it now? I was tied up all night, nothing else, I just had a little anxious. I just drank a few bowls of porridge, and now I'm even more anxious. Can you see if I can..."

"Mr. Concubine..."

"My name is Ximending. In private, you should call me a young master." Ximen Daren further showed his approachable demeanor.

"Mr....Mr....Mr., when I came, I just passed the hour of Mao. Now it is Chen. The prince left the palace early in the morning. Before leaving, he specifically ordered me to serve you very much, but he should not talk to you, nor do he let you loose..."

"Forget it, I won't make things difficult for you anymore. At worst, I can pee in my pants. Haha... This stone house is a little cold, just so warm..." Ximending was indeed anxious to pee. He couldn't help but frown slightly when he heard this, but said with a smile.

Xiaochunzi admired this behavior even more in his heart. He gritted his teeth, as if he had made some decision, and nodded, "Young Master, stay here first, I'll think of a solution."

As he said, his hands and feet were already packing the food box very neatly, and even picking up the broken spoon carefully. After taking a look at Ximending, he hurried out of the stone house.

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ps: Fortunately, I was drunk, so I rushed back and sent me an update...
Chapter completed!