568 , the stinky son-in-law
Jing Wen came to Cheng Lin's boudoir and was stopped by a maid. It was obvious that the maid refused to let Jing Wen in, and Jing Wen didn't know what was going on, so he stopped.
"Our lady wants to put on makeup, wait a while!" said the maid.
This is a lie, because as a daughter who is about to get married, how could she not put on makeup? But now she actually said that she wanted to put on makeup, which is obviously fooling Jingwen! Jingwen was angry and what was she going to do with this! Jingwen almost thought Cheng Lin was going to regret it, but someone came to explain it soon.
"Son-in-law, hurry up and write poetry! I heard that this is called makeup urging poetry. You have to write poetry to put on makeup faster. Fortunately, my old Cheng didn't use it as a poem when he got married, otherwise it would be miserable." Cheng Yaojin said.
Only then did Jing Wen remember that there was a tradition of getting married in the Tang Dynasty, that the groom had to do makeup urged poems, which was to make the bride put on makeup quickly. Of course, this makeup urged poem was better to have some literary talent, so that it would be satisfactory! Moreover, this makeup urged poem was only adopted by wealthy families, and ordinary people had no culture at all, so how could they write poetry?
Jing Wen was speechless. Who came up with this idea? It was so unethical! Jing Wen looked at Cheng Yaojin. He knew that this idea was definitely not something that Cheng Yaojin could think of. At this time, his mother-in-law Cui smiled. Jing Wen immediately knew that this idea was thought of by his mother-in-law Cui. Because Cui is the daughter of the Cui family, and the Cui family is a gentry and has a great culture, of course he came up with this idea that makes Jing Wen difficult.
"Jing Wen, you can write a few poems. Your literary talent should be good too!" Cui said.
Jingwen immediately felt like she was sitting in a wax. Jingwen could not recite many famous poems, but it was obviously impossible for him to write poems by himself. And there should be no poem in his mind that could meet the situation. So he had a headache. Poems are not done casually, because poetry must be done in line with the situation around him. If he writes poetry casually, even the best people know that you have copied it. But now Jingwen can't find poems that meet the situation, which makes Jingwen frown.
"Son-in-law, hurry up and do it! If you don't do it, you don't want to marry my daughter." Cheng Yaojin also exposed his big teeth and said.
"Strange hooligan. Do you want me to write poetry too?" Jing Wen cursed softly in his heart.
Jingwen looked at the door of the boudoir, but could not think of any poems that could meet the situation. It was so difficult for Jingwen to have a headache. The guests around him were also watching the fun. Obviously, they wanted to see what poems Jingwen could make. Jingwen was very anxious. If he couldn't think of a solution, he might be the laughing stock of Chang'an City in a few days. When he married his wife, he couldn't even write a poem to urge makeup. That would be really fun. The guests around were all mainly from the relatives and friends of the Cui family. Cheng Yaojin was also an ordinary rude man, so how could there be too many relatives and friends? He was just a military general in the court. And they were mainly from the Cui family's Cui family, who came to attend the wedding of Cui's adopted daughter.
"Jingshou, hurry up!" the old subordinates around him urged in a low voice.
"Jie Shuai, weren't you quick-wisted? Why are you so angry now?" Another whispered.
Jingwen can only say that they don’t understand themselves! The poems they wrote at that time were copied by others, but now they should not think of what to do. Isn’t this just Jiang Lang’s talent? Jingwen really didn’t think of what to do. As a result, it was delayed.
Five minutes, ten minutes, fifteen minutes.
A full quarter of an hour passed, and Jingwen probably did not create a decent poem. As a result, everyone obviously felt that the atmosphere was wrong. In fact, this kind of makeup-enhancing poem can be asked to help you create it before getting married, and then read it according to the procedure when getting married. But now there is such a mistake, and Jingwen has no content? Haven’t you discussed this makeup-enhancing poem with Jingwen before? Cui was also very puzzled, because she knew that Jingwen should still be a bit literary, so why can’t she even make a makeup-enhancing poem to deal with the job now?
It took a quarter of an hour, but now it was a little weird. Jing Wen was sweating in his forehead, and he was still scraping his stomach and thinking, obviously he couldn't think of any verses. Of course, Jing Wen also knew that the atmosphere at the scene was very strange. If he couldn't think of a solution, he would be laughed at. Jing Wen turned his head and saw Cheng Yaojin's dirty and stinky face. Jing Wen gritted his teeth.
"Damn, since my father-in-law is a hooligan, I'll be a hooligan too. The east wind blows and the war drums beat, whoever is afraid of whom!" Jing Wen said in his heart.
Jing Wen immediately shouted to Fang Liang: "Brothers of the Avengers Army!"
"Here!" all the old subordinates shouted.
"Now, since someone doesn't let your boss marry me, what should I do? Go and grab her with me and snatch her! Brothers, come with me!" Jing Wen shouted.
Everyone didn't know what was going on, so Jing Wen immediately brought the brothers to the door of the boudoir, and then everyone raised their feet and kicked them hard at the door of the boudoir.
"Play!"
The door of the ancient women's boudoir was not strong at all, so they could not withstand so many kicks from the big men, so they were quickly kicked open.
Jing Wen walked into the boudoir and said to a woman wearing a veil: "Madam, please!"
Everyone was stunned by this scene. They didn't expect that Jing Wen had such a hooligan side, but he couldn't write a poem and directly robbed him. Should he marry a wife or rob him? The guests around him pointed at him, obviously he seemed very surprised that there would be such a story.
Jing Wen couldn't see Cheng Lin's face, but Cheng Lin was speechless. She didn't expect Jing Wen would do this.
"Wife, let's go!"
Jing Wen ignored Cheng Lin's meaning, and then forced Cheng Lin to leave quickly.
"My father-in-law, I'm going to the church!" Jing Wen said as he walked.
"Hahaha, I finally know now. It turns out that the virtuous son-in-law and I are among the same people! OK! It's like my appetite, but I can actually play robbing kisses! It's like my appetite, so good!" Cheng Yaojin shouted.
Everyone was even more surprised that Cheng Yaojin didn't stop him, but seemed to be very satisfied. Only then did they remember that Cheng Yaojin was just an old hooligan, so they were also very satisfied with their son-in-law being a little hooligan.
Chapter completed!