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ACT, 102: I'm so TM witty

If you want to use some kind of vocabulary to describe Remelia's mood at this time, you probably have to be depressed.

He was clearly the owner of the Red Devils, and he saw his maid, chef and guests gathered at the door, and invited them to come in and have a meal together to show the majesty of the Red Devils. But now there seemed to be an atmosphere that he could not say among them.

Although only he and Pachuli are eating, Sakiya usually stand behind him and waits until he finishes eating and packs up the tableware before starting to eat. Hong Meiling only delivers the food directly to the door. After all, it is really unreasonable to have lunch with the maid and the host.

But Sakiya is now a wounded person, so Remilia allowed her to sit on the right side of her seat, and Hong Mirelin was also called back from the door to take charge of Sakiya's original position. As a guest invited by Renji, Lin was not a problem to arrange it on his left side, right?

But she always felt that no matter whether it was the pressure emitted by Hong Meiling behind her or the look of Lin and Sakiya looking at each other with her hands, she felt like she was sitting on pins and pins.

Pachuli was very quiet and didn't like to talk when she was eating. The little devil served Pachuli, not herself, so she couldn't count on it. After Renjudi came back, he ran back to the kitchen to prepare lunch as if he had received an amnesty.

Who am I? I am the Red Director of the Red Devils Museum! (The Director laughs) I can only rely on myself to get rid of this embarrassing situation!

"Ahem!" Remelia cleared her throat, "Since lunch is still a while before I can serve, I'll just tell a joke here to open up the atmosphere. This happened not long ago. A black and white mouse came to Paqi's library to borrow books. Maybe she had a lot of books at hand, and the top layer was a guide to death potion. Then Paqi angrily snatched the book back and shouted at the Black and White mouse: You will definitely not return this book!!! But think about it, has the Black and White mouse ever had a precedent for returning books? Ah hahahaha..."

Pick! Even the weak Pachuli accidentally broke the plate.

"""stare……"""

However, the three of them didn't seem to buy Remilia's account, and they still looked at each other with the low pressure.

"Ahhh...ha...wu~~" Remelia felt that she had done something very stupid, and immediately grabbed her hat and hugged her head and squatted in the seat. "Anyway, the jokes are cold and no laughing..."

"It's time to eat." Renjidi walked in with a cart.

Although I could imagine the strange situation between Sakiyo Misuke and Lin, what I didn't expect was why Remelia looked like she was about to cry with her head held her head, and Pachuli also had a dark face and kept breaking the porcelain plate. "It's really enough... Is something happening again..."

"Ah...Ah Ren QAQ..." Remelia turned around when she heard Renji enter the door. "Tell me the truth, are the jokes very cold? There is no laughing at all."

The scene of Renji's first meeting with Remelia suddenly appeared in his mind:

——Recalling the beginning, "We have everything in the Red Devils, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is the most luxurious place in the fantasy countryside. And there is a very beautiful pool behind it. In my opinion, no matter how beautiful other places are, but where there is no pool, it really shouldn't be! Humph! It's really, it shouldn't be!"

"How...how can it be!!!" Renjidi chose words while sweating coldly, while serving dishes. "The eldest lady's joke is not particularly boring."

Puchi!

"Sometimes the cause of a cold situation is entirely because everyone's funny points can't keep up with the relationship between the young lady."

Puchi!

"Apart from not watching the atmosphere, the young lady's jokes are all fine, at least she can laugh."

Puchi!

Although Renji thought that he had indeed used very subtle words to "comfort" the eldest lady, Remelia seemed to be pierced by her own Gangniel three times in a row and was stuck on the table and refused to look up no matter how she screamed.

"Miss, I've looked up and had a meal~~"

"Um~~~~~"

"Miss, there are guests here~~"

"Um~~~~~"

"Miss, I'm going to be angry!"

"Um~~~~~"

"Miss, there is no majesty at all."

"Since the meal has been served, let's start." Remilia suddenly raised her head, looking serious, as if she was just a fake look. The speed of her face-changing posture was fast enough to make Renji wonder if Remilia has a dual personality.

"Where is Fran?" (serious)

"Just just changed Fran's clothes, and it should be on the way now." (Doasted Smile)

"Don't spoil her too much. I've been sleeping in every day and I don't even eat breakfast."

"Don't worry, Miss, Fran is very well-behaved. I can play well with my friends even if I don't have me in my hand."

"Then... Enjoy-your-lunch." With the idea of ​​leaving quickly, Renjidi pushed the cart and was about to leave the restaurant after he finished cooking.

"Why are you so anxious, Aren." Lin spoke slowly while handling the steak. "Our problem has not been solved yet, so we are not allowed to escape."

"That's Ah Ren. Ah! Look at my fork falling to the ground, come over and give me a new set." Sakiya "inadvertently" touched the fork in his hand to the ground. Although the fork seemed to be thrown out, it was inserted into the wall.

"Good...so scary!!!" Just now, the atmosphere was swept away, and the invisible war was replaced by the sensitive Remelia so scared that she grabbed Hong Meiling's cheongsam behind her. "Beautiful...beautiful...beautiful!!!" She was actually so scared that she could call Hong Meiling's correct name.

"What are you doing? Miss." Hong Meiling used a kind look. Although it was not targeting Remelia, even the Yu Guang was scary enough.

"Pachy ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"After eating, little devil, let's go back first." Pachuli calmly stood up and floated towards the library.

"Don't leave other people's QAQ!!!"

"You...what are you talking about? Why can't I understand at all? (Remelia: Is it okay to change my position? QAQ) No talk!!! Besides, what about escaping, haha, I'm in the kitchen. (Remelia: Change it, QAQ~~)だがが㋋!!!"

"It's better." Lin pointed at Renjidi with a dining knife, "I'm too lazy to push myself anymore. Anyway, no one is making trouble now, so how about you just give me a reply? Who is there?"

"Same as above."

"Supply."

"So it's great to change the position of Aren!" (Renji: I'm sorry!!!)

"ば...ばかな!" He was forced into a dead end! On this day, Renji finally felt that Yoshikage of Kirara was forced into a dead end. (Although the nature is different)

Tattatatatatatatata...

The sound is...wait for a while, that's right! Just wait for a while!

"Big brother~~~~~"

That's right! It's now!!! Fran has entered the range! He caught Fran's Barbarian King's collision with his backhand. (This joke should be very famous)

At this moment, Renjidi overcomes the dead end and becomes an invincible existence. The questions of these three people were answered, and they were answered by Renjidi as they grew up. "I Renjidi can always overcome misfortune and seize opportunities!" (The memes of these three sentences come from the fourth part of JOJO, and they are all related to Kira Yoshikage.)

"Then choose Fran!" Fran held high.
Chapter completed!
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