Card 22: Zhonghua Ichiban! (Part 1)
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"So boring~~" Renjidi lay on the table with gray all over his body, "Didn't you say someone will come to have a barbecue? Why isn't anyone here? ~~"
"It's too early." Mistia looked at the moon in the sky. "And humans in the world won't come to me to eat, so my guests will only be monsters. But it's too early for monsters now. At least it's going to have to wait until midnight."
"Uh... it seems that it's only 10 o'clock now... Isn't it still two hours to wait!!!"
"But Renji can't leave here!" Mistia hugged the plate in front of her chest, "Even if she leaves here, even if I can't guarantee your safety."
clang!
Renjudi closed his eyes unbearably.
Mistia hit the door again as she turned around.
"One Belt One~~~" Looking at Mistia Renji who was covering her forehead and squatting in the corner again, she was speechless. Are you natural or stupid?
After glanced at the inside of Mistia's small stall, Renjudi thought of a way to pass the time for him.
"How about this! In order to repay you to take me in, I will cook for you!" Renji said as he looked at the many fresh eight-eyed eels left in Mistia's backstage.
"Huh? Is this OK?" Mistia stared at Renjidi with wide eyes, "Can Renjidi cook?"
"Hey hey hey, what's going on with that rude look!"
"Ah! Sorry~~" Mistia hurriedly waved her arms, "I didn't think Mr. Insugi didn't look like doing housework at all... Sorry! Sorry!"
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"Can I complain?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cute ~~so cute ~~~~
Renjidi almost didn't control himself and was directly defeated by Mistia. Fortunately, he adjusted his mood in time. "The mirror stopped water~~The mirror stopped water~~The mirror stopped water~~clearmind~~"
"Sorry~~"
"No, no, no, this is the one~~" Renji, who was educated by his mother since childhood, immediately got up and bowed to return the ceremony according to Japanese etiquette.
Seeing that she apologized to others, Mistia was stunned by others' rebellion. She didn't know what to do, and she apologized to Renji again.
"I'm sorry here~~" Mistia put her hands in front of her and bowed deeply.
"The wrong one is actually here~~" Renjudi returned the favor.
"I'm so sorry to treat you as the second-generation official~~"
"I'm so sorry to pretend to be a ghost to scare you~~"
"It's really a waste to ask you to help treat the wound ~~"
"I'm so sorry for making you shamelessly cute in the last chapter~~"
“Where is where~~”
“That’s it~~”
...baka~~baka~~
"Hey, Mistia." Renji looked at Mistia's eyes seriously.
"Hey? Hey!!" Mistia, who was staring at Renji, lowered her head shyly.
"I discovered something."
"What...what..." I don't know why I was nervous.
"We are regarded as shameless idiots by readers."
"Hey? Hey!!" Mistia raised her head in confusion, "Reader or something..."
"So in order to restore our reputation, let's stop this meaningless apology!" Renji put his hands on Mistia's small shoulders.
"I...I'm fine..."
"But before that..."
"Before this..." Mistia looked at Renji, who was so close to her cheek, and blushed slightly.
"It's better to apologize for what just now~~" Renji, who clasped his hands, lowered his head to Mistia.
"..." Looking at Renjidi who was placed on his shoulders, Mistia should have breathed a sigh of relief...sa~~Who knows... "This is, I'm really sorry~~"
I said you two are enough!! Have you been cheating on word counts all the time?
"Ah, Renjidi. He was discovered." Mistia said, lit up her cheek.
"Yes, I was discovered, Mistia!" Renji grabbed his head helplessly.
Are you really cheating on the word count!!!!!! Ah Harry~~ Will it be black after the pink inside be cut open!!! (Renju Di: My hair is black!) Don't make noise! Those black princes and gods are even darker than TM pink inside, bastard!!
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"Look at me!" Renji tied Mistia's apron to himself, rolled up her sleeves, and made the most classic move of the young master in China. "I will let the eight-eyed eel live in Mistia in your mouth again!"
"It's so scary... no, so disgusting~~~" Mistia looked at Renjidi weakly, exuding the smell of a chef, "Can you do it be cooked? My mother said eating raw food will cause diarrhea."
"..." Renjudi was speechless, "This is a metaphor! A metaphor!!"
"There is no flounder here~~~" Looking at Renjidi who suddenly ignited, Mistia put the plate on her head and put on a defensive posture that made people want to push it down.
"..." It was because I didn't know if I should complain about it. Renji Di decided to ignore it. "Ahem, let me see my self-survival level as an otaku!!"
"So courageous!" Mistia looked at Renjidi, who was actually completely different from her usual cooking, and couldn't help but be attracted by the momentum.
"Food is the most important thing for the people! You have to spend time cooking! Remember it in one word and say: Heart! Therefore, the world is the only one who masters the cooking!" (Mist!)
"Yong Ling Slash!" (Pinch his Yong Ling Sword from China.)
In Mistia's eyes, only a few silver lights flashed by. The eight-eyed eel on the chopping board in front of her was instantly divided into many neat thin slices, and the fish that had already lost its luster actually regained its vitality! It was as if it had just been fished out of the sea!
"This is!!" Mistia looked at Renjudi's amazing move in shock.
"Hmph!" Renjidi's mouth proudly pulled out an arc, "Otaku secret skill part·1! A trick to separate the inner and outer food that is expired but the inner layer is intact - Yongling Slash!"
"Separate inside and outside?"
"Not bad!" Renjudi gently opened his palm, revealing the wrinkled fish inside. "The outer layer of fish is here, because your fish is relatively fresh and there is no broken part. What I have done now is just to propose the already dried old part, so there is little to remove. If you look closely, you will find that these fish are slightly smaller than the original one, and the patterns are not right."
"Serious...awesome!!!" Mistia looked at Renjidi with her eyes full of light from the little star famous for worship.
"This is nothing!" Renjidi smiled slightly and slapped his palm on the chopping board. The pieces of meat were shaken away.
"Ring Dragon Palm!" Renjidi groaned, pushed and hit the meat slices continuously, causing the meat slices to rotate toward the burning oven. The meat slices just swayed over the fire, but they just stayed on the plate he prepared in advance. However, what Mistia could be sure of was that the meat slices were already cooked. (Pinch his dragon-turning pot from China.)
"Otaku secret technique part 2! Use high temperature and high speed to quickly heat food, so that thinner things can mature quickly. The essential technique for instant noodles - Rotating Dragon Palm!"
"This... this is no longer a water product that humans can achieve! No! Even monsters may not be able to master such technology!" Mistia was completely shocked by Renji's gorgeous cooking techniques.
"Tsk tsk! Mistia!" Renji held the plate with fish fillets in his hand, "Fantasy Country is not measured by common sense! What's more..."
"Otaku is even more unreasonable to measure it!!!"
"This is the miracle of the otaku!"
Chapter completed!