024 It's a cheating expression!
Li Yan only felt that this person’s glasses were really not worn in vain.
"Or, I'll reject her for the time being..." Liu Jianbiao punched the table with a bitter blow. "Think about it carefully, although her academic performance is worthy of me, she is actually not the type I like. She just always seduces me with a look of flirting and seduces me, which is a bit unbearable."
"Go to eat, I can't listen..."
"Well... I still like someone with a more fleshy feeling... She is so smooth..." Liu Jianbiao smashed the table with even more hatred, "Damn it, Xia Pan just needs to exchange her body."
"……………” Li Yan really didn't want to continue this topic, so he had no choice but to grab his phone and clicked on the writer's assistant, "By the way, I'm on the shelves, and the subscription has just exceeded 500."
"Oh?" Liu Jianbiao glared, "I haven't had time to read "Script Kill" recently. How much money will it cost in a month?"
"Well... one or two thousand." Li Yan pursed his lips, "You can basically not have living expenses."
"Will that showdown with your parents?"
"It's still early." Li Yan put away his cell phone and breathed a sigh of relief, "I'll talk about it when I want to at least afford the rent at the same time."
“What is the goal?”
"About 5000." Li Yan nodded spiritually, "If I can achieve this income, even if my parents do not agree, I will be confident that I have been fighting alone for a while."
"Well..." Liu Jianbiao's eyes turned, and suddenly touched her, hugged Li Yan and raised her eyebrows, "Yes, wild dog, I'm optimistic about you."
"Get out of here, disgusting."
"I'm thinking..." Liu Jianbiao hugged Li Yan and said, "5,000, you still have difficulties alone. Why don't I get some money? Let's share the rent, sleep and eat together, and protect Lin Shanpu to and from school together. Wouldn't that be great?"
"roll!"
The impossible Liu Jianbiao.
Then you will only die even worse.
"How can I know if I don't try it?" Liu Jianbiao raised his eyebrows and leaned over, "I can warm the bed~"
"vomit!!"
"How, can you feel the warmth of your brother?"
"Help!!"
Whenever this happens.
“Yo~~~”
Chen Yu would look in curiously.
"Wanting again?"
"!!!" Liu Jianbiao quickly pulled away again, "I don't usually do this, Teacher Chen..."
"I can understand." Chen Yu didn't call the office this time, but walked in by himself and leaned against the podium and asked Li Yan, "How is the grade?"
"Perform...just 500."
"That's very good." Chen Yu nodded, and suddenly changed his mind again, "But I'm very angry when you wrote Qianmei to death."
"oh."
"It's not that you can't die, but you can write better." Chen Yu said, "Let her have more feelings for the protagonist, show her more complicated side, and then arrange her to die in the most critical situation, rather than suddenly dying like now."
Li Yan replied thoughtfully: "I did deal with it a little urgently, but sudden death is also a style, which can instantly awaken readers when the plot becomes dull. Relatively speaking, what you said requires more preparation. Although it seems to be more grand, it also tests readers' patience."
"After saying this, my opinion is really a bit terrible." Chen Yu pursed his lips and shook his head, "It's just the opinion of an ordinary reader. I'm glad you can stick to your own style."
"Thank you, teacher."
Chen Yu turned to Liu Jianbiao: "Can you understand what we are talking about?"
Liu Jianbiao shook his head cutely: "I heard someone die, I seem to be struggling to die faster or slower."
"Well... it's also a highly concise summary, but reading comprehension cannot be written like this." Chen Yu squinted his eyes and smiled, "By the way, I'll remind you that I've been getting more and more distracted in class recently. Is there something wrong with me?"
"Ah." Liu Jianbiao suddenly blushed, "I... teacher... I... she... first..."
"Okay, okay, there is no criticism. People have this stage, just come over quickly." Chen Yu laughed and covered his face and walked out. "I will be in the midterm exam next week. I hope you both will adjust your condition by then."
After Chen Yu left, Liu Jianbiao grabbed Li Yan's arm, still in shock.
"Teacher Chen's eyesight is...so terrible."
Li Yan sneered and stood up: "No, she has not seen through the most core secret."
"What?"
"It's better you don't know."
“…”
...
In the cafeteria, Xia Pan and Lin Shanpu sat at the long table and ate for a long time but couldn't finish it.
The main reason is that Lin Shanpu always dozed off.
As I ate, I lowered my head and started taking a nap.
After repeated several rounds, Xia Pan finally couldn't help but poke Lin Shanpu's waist.
"Swish!" Lin Shanpu was shocked, "Invade me again!"
"No, I feel very wrong." Xia Pan frowned and looked at him, "Are you having an extramarital affair?"
“???”
"What did you do last night? Let me be honest about it."
"Look... read the novel..." Lin Shanpu was about to run away with his dinner plate in his arms.
"Sit honestly!" Xia Pan pressed her down, "Is that wild dog again?"
"Well..." Lin Shanpu's face turned red, "No eunuch has yet...there are good results on the shelves."
"Hey hey hey, you won't really fantasize about getting close to the author..." Xia Pan's eyebrows became deeper and deeper, "I admit that I have read one or two books with you, it's really interesting... But no matter how you look at these authors, they are greasy old men in their twenties or thirties, don't fantasize anymore!"
"cough……"
"Also, please explain to me why Li Yan is so sleepy too?"
"How do I know..."
"Ha, aren't you neighbors?" Xia Pan raised his eyebrows alertly, "I'm still flirting with each other in class. I can't be criticizing Liu Jianbiao for being so stupid, right?"
"Liu Jianbiao...is indeed a bit stupid..."
"That's all Li Yan."
Lin Shanpu lowered his head when he was said, grabbed the plate, smiling and smiling, his face full of sweetness.
"!" Xia Pan's teeth became sore, and he reached out and rubbed Lin Shanpu, "It was a cheating expression!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
"Just let go of the truth."
"Okay, I'll say... say..."
Lin Shanpu knew that he couldn't hide it anymore, and he was really excited to share it with others, so he came to Xia Pan's ear: "Li Yan is a wild dog..."
“?!?!?!?”
Xia Pan's face was covered with a layer of green on the spot.
"I...I'm NTR?"
"What..." Lin Shanpu quickly covered Xia Pan, "I just stayed so late yesterday to help him proofread..."
"What is proofreading? The Golden Captain?"
"Just check typos, stupid."
"Does two people stick together? One word is checked?"
"I won't explain it to you..."
"Haha, then I'll talk about it." Xia Pan hugged Lin Shanpu, lowered his head and whispered, "Are you doing anything else except proofreading?"
Lin Shanpu didn't reply, just kept his head down, holding his pants with both hands and not letting go.
"Damn..." Xia Pan was already looking murderous, "You must take safety measures..."
"Well, I'm very careful." Lin Shanpu nodded.
Every time you operate the stove and pressure cooker, you will be absolutely standardized, and the alarm clock will be set in advance when making soup.
"Ko...cocoa hate..." Xia Pan's face had turned into rapeseed, "Then...will that...comfortable?"
"This...is the key, it's the target..." Lin Shanpu thought for a while, and finally nodded with his face, "His words... well... are very comfortable and satisfied."
Xia Pan had already collapsed on the chair like a dead person.
Chapter completed!