Chapter 900 Angel(1/2)
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"It makes sense..." Zheng Dongfang thought about it and couldn't help but nodded, "It's true that this is the case. If I make my aunt happy, I will naturally be able to say anything. But if I make my aunt dissatisfied, I will never be able to hold my grandson in my life..."
"So I'm saying..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi curled his lips, "Just please Aunt Qin. As for Canglong and other things, it can be completely ignored..."
"It makes sense..." Zheng Dongfang nodded vigorously, "That's it. I'll give all the beauties in my space to Aunt Qin..." As he said that, he clicked on his watch and started contacting Aunt Qin.
"What's the matter?" The impatient voice of Aunt Qin came from Zheng Dongfang's watch.
"Hello aunt, have you had dinner?" Zheng Dongfang's voice was quite flattering.
"If you have something to do, just say it, and if you have nothing to do, just die..." Aunt Qin suddenly became even more impatient.
"I want to ask you for help because I'm a little bit, I don't know you..." Zheng Dongfang was really embarrassed, "Can you lend a helping hand..."
"Say..." Although Aunt Qin's voice was still quite impatient, it was given to Zheng Dong's side.
"That's the matter..." Zheng Dongfang took a deep breath, "There are a lot of leftover women in my planting space, so I would like to ask you to help solve it..."
"Please help me solve it?" Aunt Qin's voice was filled with anger, "I'm not the Moonie either?"
"No..." Zheng Dongfang couldn't help but shivered, "You don't know that those men from other worlds have the aesthetics of Westerners. We look very ugly. They look very beautiful, we look very beautiful, they look ugly. I have accumulated a lot of leftover women in my space. They can't marry anyone, and they are full of resentment all day long, which makes my space a little distorted..."
"Oh..." Aunt Qin suddenly realized, "Are you giving me a gift..."
"Auntie, this is not a gift, it's a win-win situation..." Zheng Dongfang said hurriedly.
"Okay..." Aunt Qin's tone showed a reluctant smell, "I'll let Susu pick someone up..."
"Okay OK..." Zheng Dongfang was happy at the time, "Thank you aunt, I'm so grateful..."
"What's the matter? I have to pick it up..." Bai Susu walked out of the villa reluctantly, glared at Zheng Dongfang fiercely, and said dissatisfiedly.
"It's a beauty..." Zheng Dongfang laughed. "I have accumulated some beauty here. Are you planning to give it to your master? I'll get the person out in a while and you'll put it into your planting space..."
"Okay..." Bai Susu took a deep breath, bit her silver teeth and said.
"Okay..." Zheng Dongfang nodded, waved his hand and a large number of beauties appeared in front of him. The number was 100 million, and there were strong spatial fluctuations around him.
"It's really pretty..." Bai Susu looked at the beauties and couldn't help but raise her eyebrows, then waved her hand and put them all into the planting space.
"We look pretty, but in the eyes of those people in other worlds, that's not the case..." Zheng Dongfang sighed, "Because they are too ugly, they can't get married at all. In addition, they are discriminated against in society. There are many people who are on the road of crime..." As he said that, with a wave of his hand, a large number of beauties appeared in front of him.
"The Road of Crime?" Bai Susu took these beauties from another world and couldn't help but feel curious, "How did they commit crimes?"
"For example, disfigure some beauties. When they see someone getting married, they will go and smash the situation..." Zheng Dongfang waved his hand again, and a lot of beauties appeared in front of him. "In addition, they have never been in love and spend most of their time practicing, so their strength is generally good. There are more masters in the realm of immortals on land than men..."
"Oh..." Bai Susu nodded, "So that's the case?" As he said that, he put the large number of beauties into the planting space.
After going back and forth, the one billion beauties in Zheng Dongfang's space were transferred into Bai Susu's planting space.
"Is there anything else?" Bai Susu glanced at Zheng Dongfang, and saw that he would not get a beauty out, and couldn't help but say with some unfulfilled feelings.
"It's gone..." Zheng Dongfang shook his head, "There's only more than one billion in total. I'll give it to you later if I accumulate it later..."
"Then you give me another sample of beauty and let me see what the aesthetics of aliens look like..." Bai Susu blinked and said.
"Okay..." Zheng Dongfang nodded, and with a wave of his hand, a blond and blue-eyed beauty appeared in front of him. Overall, this beauty looked good, but her cheekbones were slightly taller, her face was stiff and rough, and she felt like she was cutting a knife and chiseling. It was an exotic style.
"Let's go..." Bai Susu grabbed her hand. The woman's strength was average, and at most it was equivalent to refining essence into qi.
"Who are you?" The woman suddenly exclaimed, trying to struggle away Bai Susu's hand, but although the little hand was white and tender, it was harder than the iron pliers, which made her feel a deep sense of powerlessness.
"Cough cough..." Zheng Dongfang coughed twice, "My child, I have sent you away, so don't struggle..."
"Master God..." The woman glanced at Zheng Dongfang and tears came down immediately, "What did I do wrong?"
"You did nothing wrong, just because you are so outstanding, so I want to give you to a more noble god..." Zheng Dongfang gently stroked the woman's head and said.
"I..." The woman felt relieved when she heard Zheng Dongfang say this. She knelt gently at Zheng Dongfang's feet and looked up at Zheng Dongfang's face. "An Qier thanks Lord God, Lord God God's kindness, Angel will never forget..."
"Go and serve Aunt Qin, you will gain powerful strength, you will gain an immortal appearance, and you will gain immortality..." Zheng Dongfang said quite a charlatan.
"Thank you, Lord God..." Angel was immediately excited. Yes, as long as it is life, I hope that I can live forever.
"Let's go..." Bai Susu pulled Angel up and went straight into the villa.
"This woman named Angel is not ugly..." Taoist Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows and said.
"We are used to seeing Westerners. If we had seen such a person in the past, wouldn't we think we had seen monsters?" Zheng Dongfang rolled his eyes and said.
"That's true..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi thought about it and couldn't help but nod. "When the old Taoist was young, he was shocked to see the foreign devils..."
"That's it..." Zheng Dongfang sighed, "Even when I was a child, if I saw a foreign devil, I would watch it as if I saw a rare thing..."
"Haha..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi was immediately happy, "That's right. But in the eyes of the old Taoist, Westerners all look the same, and they can't tell who comes with whom, unless the hair and eyes are different in color..."
"Westerns can't tell who can go with us..." Zheng Dongfang curled his lips, "Uniform big pancake face..."
"Hahaha..." Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi was even more happy, "That's really the case..."
"The beauty in the eyes of Westerners. In our eyes, they all have a look of a husband-beating..." Zheng Dongfang sighed, "Do you think there is really such a big difference in Eastern and Western cultures?"
"You can tell just by looking at the appearance..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi shook his head and sighed, "We have black hair, and that is, the sky is facing the sky. People have yellow hair. What is yellow hair? That is to say, blond people are all foreign invaders, and looting is their nature..."
"External??Alien from the sky?" Zheng Dongfang raised his eyebrows and said.
"Of course..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi nodded, "They are alien visitors and colonists from aliens. Unfortunately, they entered our earth, just as our earth entered the Dharma-Ending Age. At that time, not only immortal magic could not be used, but even high-tech weapons could not be used. In this way, they could only stay on the earth..."
"How did you know?" Zheng Dongfang looked at Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi in surprise and said.
"Guess..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi curled his lips and said irresponsibly.
"People have yellow hair, maybe they still worship the sun. Isn't the sun golden??" Zheng Dongfang thought for a while, "I've heard of it for a long time. Now the Sun God still has a certain market in the West..."
"What I am talking about is not their belief, but their essence..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi rolled his eyes, "I said that from their appearance, their heads are on the earth, and they are always staring at other people's land and always staring at other people's land. Wouldn't that be the invaders??"
"It makes sense..." Zheng Dongfang nodded, "I won't talk about this anymore, tell me, when are you going to castrate yourself and serve Aunt Qin?"
"What self-castration?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi's old face turned dark at that time. "If you want to castrate yourself, you will be castrating yourself. Do you know if the old Taoist wins?"
"What a win?" Zheng Dongfang rolled his eyes, "You don't know what happened at that time when I didn't go to the battlefield? I tell you, my Zheng family army is definitely worth a hundred, and the results of the battle are far better than those of you sword immortals and the like..."
"You're talking nonsense..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi was so angry that he jumped high. "My sword immortals just killed the monsters, and your stupid guys went to steal the heads. Such a despicable thing must have been your order. You hypocrite, a real villain, you still have the face to make bets with the old Taoist, and the old Taoist will embarrass you..."
"I have to lose my own person. Why do you want to do it for me?" Zheng Dongfang was not happy, "If you are embarrassed, then you will lose your own..."
"Hi..." Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi was immediately angry, "You shameless person, you can even say such words. Are you still human??"
"I'm no longer a human being, I'm a god..." Zheng Dongfang smiled coldly, "Anyway, I don't care. If I win, you have to castrate yourself. This is a common understanding of heaven and earth..."
"God is your father?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi smiled coldly, "You can do whatever you say?"
"Anyway, you lost, you didn't say you couldn't use any small tricks..." Zheng Dongfang smiled proudly and said.
"What a pity..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi sneered, "Do you think your tricks are effective? God is the most fair. When you kill a monster, the soul of the monster will naturally dissipate. If this happens..." As he said that, he clicked on his watch and began to check the data.
"Then I'm not afraid of you..." Zheng Dongfang glared at his eyes, and then opened his watch.
"It shouldn't be?? They agreed on it?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi saw the counted numbers. His little eyes widened at the time.
"Overall, it's too much?" Zheng Dongfang's eyes also widened, "We have more people than you..."
"This means that we should be a hundred..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi was immediately happy.
"No..." Zheng Dongfang frowned, and then began to call out the battle scene and carefully observed the details on the battlefield. After seeing it, he found a problem. He couldn't help but stare at Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi with gritted teeth, "It's you who did the robbery of the head? It's so shameless. How could there be such a shameless person in this world?? I'm embarrassed for you, do you know?"
"Even if I want to lose my man, I will lose it myself. Why should you throw him away for me?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi returned Zheng Dongfang's words directly. The villain's success made people want to beat him up after seeing it.
"I admit defeat..." Zheng Dongfang took a deep breath, "Let's continue to compete, and in the next game, we will decide the winner and lose directly..."
"No problem. Are the old Taoist still afraid of you?" Master Yun Zhongzi smiled proudly and said.
"Hmph..." Zheng Dongfang snorted, his figure flashed, and his whole body disappeared from the spot.
"What's the hell?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi curled his lips and sat on Nie Canglong's chair. "Oh, it's still Canglong, this guy, can enjoy it. It's so cool and comfortable..."
"You can't say it, this woman looks really good..." The girl looked at Angel with a restrained face and couldn't help but nod, "It looks like a Hollywood star..."
"Who do you look like?" Bai Susu came to his master and asked in a low voice.
"How could I know?" The girl curled her lips, "I mean, this woman has a celebrity look..."
"Celebrity style?" Bai Susu blinked. "What about me?? Do I have a celebrity style?"
"When you meet Zhao Damei'er in the future, you will know if you have the star style..." The girl curled her lips and said.
"Beautiful Zhao?" Bai Susu raised her eyebrows, "Is Beautiful Zhao as beautiful as me?"
"It's not that there is no video of "The Legend of the New White Snake". You can watch it yourself..." The girl rolled her eyes, "Look at the White Snake inside, you will know what the beauty Zhao looks like..."
"Is that right?" Bai Susu directly clicked on the video of "The Legend of the White Snake" with her biological computer and started watching it.
"Your name is Angel, right?" The girl looked at Angel, "How old is this year?"
"Sixteen years old..." An Qier stood in front of Aunt Qin, not knowing where to put her hands and feet, and her heart was pounding with tension.
"Sixteen years old?" The girl's eyes fell on Angel's huge breasts, "You are well developed and have a good living standard at home, right?"
"Well..." Angel's breasts made her aunt's eyes burn and hot, and she became even more nervous. She wanted to cover her chest with her hands to block her eyes, but she didn't dare. She could only subconsciously squeeze her arms, which made her huge breasts more prominent.
"How many days can I eat a meal of meat at home?" The girl said with a smile on the corner of her mouth.
"Seven days..." An Qier felt that she was almost suffocating. The pressure on her aunt was too great.
To be continued...