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"The sedan chair is here, the sedan chair is here..." Nie Xiaoqian ran over happily, and following her was a sedan chair, carried by two little fairies.

"Please take the second wife into the sedan chair..." the girl winked at Nie Xiaoqian and said.

"Okay..." Nie Xiaoqian responded, stepped forward and grabbed Yue Lingshan's arm, then dragged her into the sedan chair.

"What are you doing?" Yue Lingshan screamed, "Dad, mother, help..."

"Shan'er, when you marry into the Nie family, you must recite seven things carefully. Never let someone rest as you lose your face, which will make our Yue family lose face..." Zheng Dongfang gave his daughter a message with tears in his eyes.

"Go and go..." Zheng waved his hand with a desolate look on his face, "It's like the deep marquis's family, I don't know if Shan'er will be bullied by the eldest wife..."

The sedan chair gradually faded away, leaving only Yue Lingshan's crying sounds.

"Cough cough..." Zheng Dongfang coughed twice and gave a wink at Zheng, "The eldest lady is here. Can you speak more tactfully??"

"The children of the world are so squeamish, what kind of morality is it?" Zheng was quite righteous.

"Are you interesting?" Nie Canglong was stunned, "You guys are..."

"Okay, okay..." The girl rolled her eyes, "Don't behave yourself at a cheap price..."

"What's the cheaper I got?" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "What's the good guy I'm selling? You are pushing the big girl into the fire pit..."

"Who told her not to speak, and she met a rather unreasonable bully?" The girl curled her lips, "That's what she deserves. Don't worry, didn't Yue Lingshan marry Lin Pingzhi? Lin Pingzhi is an eunuch, and she didn't even cuckold him. If you let her stay alone in the empty room, I'm afraid she can withstand loneliness..."

"Lin Pingzhi?" Zheng looked at the girl in surprise, then looked at her husband. "Isn't it Chong'er? Why has it become Lin Pingzhi again?"

"That's the original version of "The Smiling and Proud Wanderer". In the original version, not only Lin Pingzhi, but also Yue Buqun, I, became a eunuch..." Zheng Dongfang sighed and said.

"Uh..." Zheng blinked his eyes and glanced at her husband's crotch secretly. "Senior brother, you are not a eunuch now, are you?"

"How do you say?" Zheng Dongfang rolled his eyes, "The original Yue Buqun castrated himself by wielding his sword because he practiced the "Sunflower Book". I am a land god, how could I practice such a low-level martial arts?"

"Then I'll feel relieved..." Zheng suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. "The martial arts like "Sunflower Book" are really not something that people can practice..."

"It's a shemale man who practices..." The girl curled her lips, "A person must cultivate into a demon before he can practice..."

"That's right..." Zheng nodded vigorously, "What you said is really right..."

"Okay, okay..." Nie Canglong waved his hand, "Now let's talk about Yue Lingshan..."

"I gave it to you, what else do you want?" Zheng Dongfang was not happy. "If you want to beat you, beat you, scold you. As long as you have sufficient reasons, I don't care if you beat her to death..."

"Not this..." Nie Canglong glared at Zheng Dongfang, "Are you pretending to be confused with me?"

"Where are you pretending to be confused?" Zheng Dongfang curled his lips, "Lingshan is now a member of the Nie family. If you want to talk about her, you two will say it. If you really dislike her, you will sell her..."

"I..." Nie Canglong made Zheng Dongfang so blocked that he didn't know what to say. For the first time, he discovered that Zheng Dongfang was so difficult to deal with.

"Sold?" the girl raised her eyebrows, "It's a good way, but who should I sell it to? Chuanxi or Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi?"

"Cough cough..." Zheng started coughing. "If you want to sell her, we really don't object, nor can we, but it's a betrothal gift. Shouldn't it be... right..."

"The betrothal gift should be given..." The girl nodded, "This betrothal gift is absolutely indispensable..." As she said that, with a wave of her hand, a little rogue appeared in front of her, "This is a super space warship, just treat it as a betrothal gift for you..."

"Come..." Zheng Dongfang picked up the little wolf lamb, "Just mean it..."

"I will notify you solemnly now..." The girl glanced at Nie Canglong, "You are also a concubine. You must be calm in the future and don't say anything out. Disaster comes from the mouth, comrade..."

"Can you rely on some tricks?" Nie Canglong had a dark face, "Now you are free to fall in love, do you understand that you are buying and selling marriages?"

"The orders of parents and the words of matchmakers, but taking concubines, there is not so much attention..." The girl smiled proudly, "As long as I say it's appropriate, this matter will basically be done..."

"Right..." Zheng Dongfang was immediately happy, "Xiaojun is a big wife. Xiaojun said ok, that's fine, it's fine, reasonable and legal. By the way, Xiaojun is a role model among women. You said that Aunt Zheng and Xiaojun are also fellow villagers, why are they two extremes?? This is really a death to compare people, and you have to throw away goods. Canglong, you must treat Xiaojun well in the future, otherwise, as her family, we will never let you go..."

"Yes..." Zheng agreed. For her daughter, she had to please Aunt Qin, "If you dare to bully Xiaojun, our family will never let you go..."

"Don't worry..." The girl waved her hand, "Only I, Qin Xiaojun, live, no one dares to bully your daughter..."

"It's messed up..." Nie Canglong didn't know what to say, "It's messed up completely..."

"Okay, okay..." The girl waved her hand impatiently, "Little Green Snake, today is your happy day. I tell you, the twelve brides are waiting for you, hurry up, go back to the bridal chamber..."

"Why are you twelve more?" A black line appeared on Nie Canglong's forehead, "Do you let me live?"

"Your bride today is a martial arts beauties. Including the ten I made, plus Yue Lingshan, aren't there exactly twelve ones?" the girl curled her lips and said.

"Xiaojun..." Zheng Dongfang looked at the girl in surprise, "Isn't these eleven? Why have they become twelve??"

"Senior Brother..." Zheng pulled her husband, "Isn't there Xiaojun still there?"

"Hmm?" Nie Canglong's eyes lit up at that time, "Xiaojun. What do you mean..."

"Hey..." The girl waved her hand, "I didn't say it clearly. There is also a martial arts beauty. It seems to be the yew dragon king. Isn't this woman a foreigner? I didn't bring her here. I plan to keep her as a pet and prevent her from showing up in public. I can save the loss of the old Nie family's people..."

"Don't you come here in person?" Nie Canglong immediately became angry, "Then I'm not interested..."

"It's not okay if you don't have any interest..." The girl curled her lips, "At least you have to make their stomachs bigger. This is your responsibility and your obligation. They have become your concubines. Give them a son and give them hope, which is also good..."

"Hmm?" Zheng Dongfang raised his eyebrows, "Son??Do you have no daughter?"

"Little Green Snake has only one daughter in this life..." The girl curled her lips, "Apart from that, no matter how many children there are, they are all sons..."

"This..." Zheng's little face looked a little bad, "I'm so useless..."

"It's not your fault..." The girl smiled coldly, "Unless it's a bird, it's all decided by men to give birth to a baby..."

"Senior Brother, you are really useless..." Zheng glanced at her husband and said dissatisfiedly.

"Haha..." Zheng Dongfang smiled awkwardly, "This... can't say I'm useless. Don't I already have two girls and one son?"

"Okay, okay..." Nie Canglong waved his hand and looked at the girl, "Xiaojun, do you say I only have one daughter in my life? Isn't it you gave birth to??"

"Ahem..." The girl's face turned red, "Your daughter is a big shot, she was born with your son. As for who gave birth to you, you will know then..."

"You are still trying to keep me..." Nie Canglong curled his lips, "Looking at how blushed you, this daughter must have been born to you. You haven't run away..."

"You will know then..." The girl glanced at the man, couldn't help but smile coldly, and said.

"Don't you say it, right?" Nie Canglong glared at his eyes, "Qin Xiaoniu Niu Niu, I'll tell you, if you don't tell me, I'll let you have one now..."

"Get out..." The girl glared at the man, "If you are tired of living, just say it, I will fulfill your wish..."

"Look at you..." Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "Are you angry and embarrassed? Let me say it right?? It's poked the fatal hole?"

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you..." The girl curled her lips, "You will know that your twins are naturally born from the first pair..."

"Born from nature?" A cold sweat broke out on Nie Canglong's forehead at that time. "What do you mean is that the thing I'm nocturnal to dream has grown into two children in the environment of nature?"

"What are you thinking about?" A black thread appeared on the girl's forehead, "Do you know what natural pregnancy is?? Corresponding to natural pregnancy is artificial insemination. Do you understand you?"

"Why is a big girl not at all afraid of saying this?" Zheng couldn't help but shook his head and sighed.

"What's the taboo about this?" Zheng Dongfang smiled faintly. "The modern society is open. No one takes the messy rules in the past, except for the most fundamental moral issues, no one takes the rest seriously..."

"Oh..." Zheng sighed, "I feel like I have become a lady from a family..."

"Are you still a lady from a family?" Zheng Dongfang rolled his eyes, "Is your children married?"

"What's that?" Zheng curled his lips, "I'm talking about temperament. My temperament is a perfect lady here, and no one can defeat it..."

"Or what if I call Mochou and Xingzhu, you three will compete?" The girl looked at Zheng and sneered.

"Uh..." Zheng was stunned, "What am I comparing with them?? They are still children..."

"Cough cough..." Zheng Dongfang coughed twice awkwardly, "Shut up, let's talk to Aunt Qin, don't like to listen. Don't forget that she is the wife of the Nie family, be careful that she will take revenge on your daughter..."

"Oh..." Zheng immediately smiled and gently slapped his mouth twice when he heard this. "Look at my stinky mouth, just say something that my aunt doesn't like to hear, and it should be beaten..."

"Hmph..." The girl smiled coldly, "It's good to know. I'll tell you that I'm not a stingy person, as long as you don't say bad things about me openly. I usually won't care about her..."

"Really?" Zheng raised his eyebrows and was eager to try it out. In fact, sometimes it was more satisfying to point out the mulberry and scold the locust.

"What a f*ck..." Zheng Dongfang glared at Zheng, "If you don't blatantly, you can say bad things about auntie? Are you tired of living? Do you think auntie doesn't care about you? I'll let you go? I have to leave you..." As he said that, he winked at Zheng.

"I just said it casually..." Zheng smiled embarrassedly, "I'm not interested..." Can she not see such a clear look? Although she is not very smart, she is definitely not stupid.

"Cough cough..." Nie Canglong coughed twice, "Xiaojun, call Ruan Xingzhu to support the scene. I don't object, but you brought Li Mochou... This is the fairy of Chi Lian..."

"What's wrong with Fairy Chi Lian?" the girl curled her lips, "It's because she is Fairy Chi Lian that I said she is a lady from a family. Think about it, a woman was cheated of her relationship. If she is not perverted, would she still be a woman?"

"Right..." Zheng Dongfang nodded. "Loyalty, although it is not necessarily a necessary quality for a lady of a noble family, a loyal woman is definitely a lady of a noble family..."

"Where is the Jade of the Little Family?" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "Is Jade of the Little Family unfaithful?"

"We are talking about temperament, not about family environment..." The girl glared at the man, "What is the jasper in the small family? The jasper in the small family is not in enough. So if you encounter a scammer, there are basically two possibilities. What is the first one? Suicide, shame and anger. Is it possible to make people point fingers when they are alive? Is the second one? That is to accept it, and I can't raise my head from now on, and I just want to find someone to marry..."

"Not bad..." Zheng Dongfang nodded, "Xiaojun's analysis is really incisive..."

"Uncle Zheng, what you said is such a slut..." Nie Canglong shook his head and sighed.

"What about the lady of a great family? Even if the lady of a great family does not leave the house, she has seen the world. If a woman who has seen the world meets a liar, the only thing she can do is to take revenge and revenge hard. Because her family environment is good, she gives her such confidence. For example, Mo Chou, although the financial resources of the ancient tomb are not worth mentioning, martial arts is also a kind of capital. If you have money, you can buy murderers or attack the other party in business. If you have martial arts, it will be even more direct. Just cut it directly..." the girl said lightly.

"But the problem is..." Nie Canglong pursed his lips, "Li Mochou is more like a lady like a lady from a wealthy family?? He is a perfect female hero. Can ordinary ladys decide for life with others??"

"When he died, he was still a big girl in the yellow flower. Can you not slander him? A woman's reputation is as important as life..." The girl gave the man a blank look and said angrily.

"I said that she had a lifelong decision, which was about her having sex with Lu Zhanyuan..." Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "It was the Song Dynasty at that time. Don't you think she was very avant-garde?"

"Avant-garde?" the girl curled her lips, "According to what you said, the women I got from Tianlong should be soaked in the pig cage? Not only are they having sex, but they have a daughter out of wedlock..."

"Do you want to say that?" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and nodded, "I don't object..."
To be continued...