Eight hundred and sixtieth chapters wolf and dog
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"Okay, okay..." The girl waved her hand impatiently, "Shut up quickly, I'll be annoyed when I hear you..."
"Hmph..." Sister Bai snorted, and didn't dare to say more.
"Nie Shenzhou..." Comrade Li Guiying looked at Comrade Nie Shenzhou, "You are so intimate with Chuanxi, both holding hands and crossing your backs. Are you two having a leg up?"
"Wow..." The girl screamed immediately, "Uncle, you are so fashionable..."
"..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou's face turned dark at that time, and the blue veins on his forehead were thundering.
"Ahem..." Zhao Chuanxi was embarrassed at the time and couldn't help but stay away from Comrade Nie Shenzhou. "Sometimes, the love luck is too strong, and it is not a good thing. It can not only attract the opposite sex, but also the sex. It's annoying..."
"I'll tell you..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou's face turned darker at that time, and he glared at Zhao Chuanxi, "Chuanxi, we are good buddies. If you say that, you will hurt my heart. Do you know??"
"We are all mankind, don't be careful..." Zhao Chuanxi's face changed at that time, "Don't be honest, you can't stand it..."
"I'll tell you..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou took a deep breath, "I'll tell you, Chuanxi, when uncle took you to hunt and fish, we'll have a gay relationship..."
"Who has a gay relationship with you?" Zhao Chuanxi was anxious at the time, "We have no relationship..."
"Oh my god..." The girl suddenly burst into tears, "It turns out that you two have become comrades long ago? I really can't see it. It's hidden deep enough..."
"Uncle, do you really don't know or fake?" Zhao Chuanxi was almost crying. "The comrades are gay nowadays. Why... If you mention comrades to me again, I will not live...."
"Uh..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou's old face turned red at that time.
"Hmph..." Comrade Li Guiying sneered immediately, "Divorce, you must divorce. I don't want to live with a pervert. Thinking about the person who has lived with me for more than 20 years, he actually likes that tone. I feel disgusted and I want to vomit..."
"You are the pervert, and everyone in your Li family is perverted..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou was angry at that time.
"Nie Shenzhou, you bastard..." Comrade Li Guiying was angry when he heard Comrade Nie Shenzhou scolding his parents' home, "Do you do such shameless things, are you sick? And a comradely relationship. If I had known that you were a gay, I wouldn't marry you, even if I didn't look at you, even if I was a stool, I would be cleaner than you..."
"I said..." Nie Canglong was stunned at the time, "In front of so many people, can you control it? Is it good to make people laugh??"
"I am doing it right. I stand up straight and not afraid of people watching..." Comrade Li Guiying said quite righteously, "It's not like a comrade..."
"What kind of unethical things have I done?" Nie Shenzhou was so angry that his face turned red and his neck was thick. "Why am I afraid of people watching?" As he said, he pointed at everyone. "No one is allowed to leave, everyone opens his eyes and looks carefully. If anyone doesn't look, he doesn't give me face, I will let my son remember him..."
"Don't worry..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi sighed, "We promise not to blink..."
"Xiaojun..." Nie Canglong was really anxious, "You are just watching like this? I told you, do you know if you are not doing this right?"
"Anyway, both of them are going to divorce. Let them have fun in the last fight before the divorce..." The girl curled her lips, "If you beat one to death, there is no need to go through the procedures..."
"You..." Nie Canglong's face turned dark at that time.
"What kind of daughter-in-law are these??" Comrade Li Guiying looked at the girl and frowned, "Even if you really think so in your heart, don't say it out loud, okay?"
"I am a straight man, so I will never hide anything I have..." the girl curled her lips and said.
"Dad..." Nie Canglong looked at his father and begged, "Just treat it as giving your son a face. Whether you fight or divorce, we will all settle it privately. OK? Give your son a face..."
"You little bastard, you need to worry about my affairs?" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot. What does it mean to fight or divorce? Can you speak fuck?
"Hey..." The girl was displeased when she heard Comrade Nie Shenzhou scolding so badly, "What's wrong with you? You? Is your son kind-hearted? Do you think he is willing to be Mr. Dongguo and Lu Dongbin? I tell you, if you weren't his father, we were eating melon seeds and watching the show..."
"Hmph, humph, humph..." Comrade Li Guiying was happy at the time, "What Xiaojun said is really reasonable..."
"Hmm?" Comrade Nie Shenzhou didn't recall the smell at first, and his eyebrows tightly frowned.
"Xiaojun, how are you talking?" Nie Canglong's eyes widened and he stared at the girl fiercely, "Is there anyone like you who is like a daughter-in-law?"
"Dare to say that my father-in-law is a wolf or a dog, Aunt Qin is definitely the first one..." Sister Bai sighed.
"Xiaojun, I'll tell you..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou's face turned pale when he heard Sister Bai's words, but he didn't know what to say. After all, this is a daughter-in-law. It's useless to say it's light and heavy, which seems to be inappropriate.
"You said..." The girl blinked, "We both listened to each other..."
"Auntie..." At this moment, a dignified woman walked in from the kitchen, "The soup has been cooked, when will it be served?"
"Cook it first..." The girl waved her hand, "When we have almost finished eating..."
"No..." the woman responded, and then returned to the kitchen.
"Hmm?" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's eyes lit up at that time. "This woman looks dignified and elegant. She is so noble from the cracks of her bones. I don't know who her name is, how old she is, whether she is, whether she is married. Such a woman is simply the most perfect daughter-in-law in my mind..."
"Her surname is Long, is Fang'er Fang'er?? It depends on what's up..." The girl raised her eyebrows, "If it's calculated by people, she's exactly one year old this year. If it's calculated by dragon, it's hard to say. As for marriage?? She's still unmarried, but she's already got the facts with your son. As long as you have no problems here, she's definitely fine..."
"I..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou was depressed at that time. Originally, he wanted to upset this unlucky daughter-in-law, but who would have thought that the truth of the matter shocked him and his friends.
"Ahem..." Nie Canglong was quite embarrassed, "What is that, right?? This matter is all by chance. It's a book. This is really...that..."
"What?" Comrade Li Guiying looked at her son with a smile, but then her face changed. She looked at Aunt Qin, "I said Aunt Qin. What is the woman who has the facts to my son??"
"Dragon girl..." The girl looked at Comrade Li Guiying. "It's just a dragon, it's nothing..."
"You say this prodigal son..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou had no choice but to treat Aunt Qin, but it doesn't mean he had no choice but to treat his son. What does it mean to beat the child on a rainy day? "Look at what you are provoking? It's both a snake and a dragon. If you give birth to a bunch of little monsters in the future, wouldn't that be insulting our Nie family's family??"
"Hmph, humph..." Bai Susu's little mouth suddenly pouted, looking at her master with a grievance, saying, "Who else has been provoked by others?" She was shot while lying down.
"I said to Comrade Nie Shenzhou..." Comrade Li Guiying was immediately displeased, "What's wrong with the snake spirit? What's wrong with the dragon girl? The children born by the snake spirit are all Wenquxing. Even if it's not Wenquxing, it's not much different. How can it be a disgrace to your Nie family? What's the style of your Nie family? What's the style of your Nie family? It's a small family? What's the reputation of your grandson? If you dislike me, my grandson will follow my surname and Li in the future. Our Li family won't say so much..."
"Okay..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou immediately sneered, "When monsters are born in the future, they are all surnamed Li, and you are from your Li family. Anyway, all of your Li family are monsters..."
"Nie Shenzhou, your Nie family is not a monster, your Nie family is all fucking perverted, especially you, you dead comrade..." Comrade Li Guiying was furious at the time.
"You old Li family are all monsters, none of them are normal..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou roared angrily at the top of his throat.
"Abnormal, damn pervert, your father is a pervert, and your mother is a pervert, especially you, even more perverted..." Comrade Li Guiying screamed without being outdone.
"We are here to have a meal, or do we see the couple fighting?" Zheng Dongfang sighed and said.
"Don't say a word, I'll pull you in later, then you can just wait and cry..." Zhang Wenge muttered in a low voice.
"I said..." Nie Canglong was almost crying, "Can we say it privately? What's the point of seeing this? It's so funny..."
"Shut up..." Comrade Li Guiying glared at her unlucky son, "Do you have the right to speak?"
"I dare to teach me a fucking lesson. Do you believe it or not, I suck you with my big mouth?" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at his unlucky son and shouted angrily.
"Little Green Snake..." The girl suddenly became angry and pointed at the man angrily, "You are addicted to Mr. Dongguo, and you are addicted to Lu Dongbin? Are you full of food??"
"What did you say..." Nie Canglong's face pulled down at that time, "Qin Xiaojun, I warn you that this is the last time. If you commit another crime in the future, you can come from and go back to me..."
"What did you say?" The girl was stunned, and crystal tears came from her beautiful eyes, "Okay, I'll go where I should go..." As she said that, she threw down her chopsticks and ran outside.
"Master, Master..." Bai Susu hurriedly chased after him in panic.
"How could you talk to Xiaojun like this?" Comrade Li Guiying was also shocked, "Why should I hurry up and chase it back..."
"What are you chasing?" Nie Canglong had a stuttering on his neck, "I don't want this kind of wife who is neither big nor young..."
"Tsk tsk..." Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi sighed immediately, "You are filial to your son. What a great filial son..."
"Bang..." Comrade Li Guiying threw Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi into a big mouth, "What's wrong with you? Why are you shouting with the poor?"
"I..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi was stunned at that time and covered his face, "I'm asking you to provoke you?? Didn't I just praise your son?"
"Are you going?" Comrade Li Guiying ignored Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi, pointed his finger at his son's nose, and said fiercely.
"Go, I'll go..." Nie Canglong covered his face and looked at his mother in horror. Then he walked the cat step and chased him slowly.
"I tell you, if you don't bring Xiaojun back, you don't come back..." Comrade Li Guiying shouted at his unlucky son, which made the entire Daode Palace tremble.
Nie Canglong was so scared that he almost fell to his feet, and his speed immediately accelerated.
"The surname is Nie..." Comrade Li Guiying sniffed and pointed at Comrade Nie Shenzhou, "I tell you, if my daughter-in-law doesn't come back, you will be done, do you know? I divorce you, I won't live with you, you bastard, a turtle son who is killed by a thousand swords..."
"I..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou was also stunned, "Who did I provoke whom? I have always been a victim. Xiaojun said I was a wolf or a dog, so my son maintained me. I didn't ask him to protect him either. I told you. When the little bastard comes back, I will definitely beat him..."
"Auntie..." Sister Bai began to persuade, "Don't worry, they are having sex, don't you know your son yet?? He is a typical example of having a wife and forgetting his mother. Do you think he said that you and Xiaojun fell into the water at the same time, and he saved Xiaojun first was just a joke?? That's all real truth, not adulterated at all, and the quality is internationally certified. Think about it, he forgot even his mother, maybe he remembers his father??"
Sister Bai has figured it out. Not to mention Nie Canglong, as long as Comrade Li Guiying is in one day, the status of Aunt Qin as a grandmother will never be shaken.
"Hiss..." Comrade Li Guiying took a breath, "Is what you said... true? Is my son really such a person?"
"If you don't believe it, you can go and take a look. Now, the two of them are 80% happy to hold each other..." Sister Bai curled her lips and said.
"I'll go and have a look..." Comrade Li Guiying's eyes flashed for a moment, and then he ran outside quietly.
"Who am I provoking me?" Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi immediately started to wail, he was the most unfair to this.
"Don't complain..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou sighed, "It's good to just slap you. It's good if you don't scratch your face..."
"How did you teach your wife?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi glanced at Comrade Nie Shenzhou with a grievance, "Are you a wife? You're just a tigress..."
"So, when I quarrel with her, I usually keep a distance of three meters from her to prevent her from hurting people..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou smiled proudly and said.
"I..." Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi was stunned, "So, I have suffered a disaster? I can only be considered unlucky?"
"If you want to call back, I won't stop you..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou curled his lips, "After all, we are the ones who are in the wrong..."
"I..." Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi was so angry that his mouth was trembling, "You..." I wanted to call him back, but I had to dare to do it too? If I really call him back, your son would have to peel me off?
"Master, endure the calm and calm for a while, take a step back and the sky is wide open..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou sighed, "I know you are wronged. I will definitely ask my son to compensate you. This is also a lesson for my wife..."
"How can this be considered a lesson for your wife?" Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi suddenly felt a ridiculous feeling, as if I was beaten, okay?
"I don't understand this?" Zhao Chuanxi glanced at his cheap master, "Uncle means that the compensation my brother gave you is very, very generous, so generous that it will make my aunt hurt..."
"Is that true?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi's eyes lit up at that time, and his grievances were like wings. They flew away with a flash. "I can understand, and I am very satisfied with this way of handling..."
"Why didn't my sister-in-law beat me just now?" Zheng Dongfang began to envy and hate him.
"How about you let me slap you, and you will get half of your compensation?" Taoist Master Yun Zhongzi glanced at Zheng Dongfang and said.
"How can half of it work?" Zheng Dongfang curled his lips, "You have to give it to me..."
"That's all?" Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows and said.
"Before you are determined, you have to swear that you must actively ask for compensation, and the compensation must make your sister-in-law feel hurt..." Zheng Dongfang smiled coldly and said.
"I am worthy of being a university lecturer..." Taoist Priest Yun Zhongzi raised his thumbs up at Zheng Dongfang, "This is a quick mind..."
"Hey..." Comrade Li Guiying's figure appeared at the door, with a hint of indescribable smell on her face, "Guess what I saw just now?"
"Isn't it because I saw a corned eyebrow?" Comrade Nie Shenzhou raised his eyebrows and said with a wicked smile.
"That's how you are a father-in-law?" Comrade Li Guiying glared at Comrade Nie Shenzhou and said angrily.
Chapter completed!