Chapter five hundred and ninety seventh mental damage fee(1/2)
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"What do you want to do?" Gu Yunfeng's eyebrows stood up at that time, "I warn you, don't make me think about it, otherwise don't blame me for being rude to you..."
"Who is interested in you?" Zhao Chuanxi rolled his eyes, then pointed to Gu Yunfeng's knife, "I feel this thing is pretty good..."
"This knife is my little heart. You don't want my little heart, right?" Gu Yunfeng hugged the sword tightly in his arms, "This is my dowry, I'm going to give it to my future husband. You don't want it, right?"
"So..." Zhao Chuanxi sighed helplessly, "I can't ask for this knife?"
"The knife is a weapon, and it is unlucky to carry it on your body..." Bai Suyun said hurriedly.
"Yes, yes, yes, a knife is a weapon, and it is unlucky to carry it on your body. If you make a sword or something, it would be fine. A gentleman always wears a sword when studying..." Gu Yunfeng said hurriedly.
"So, I have to hand over this sword?" Zheng Dongfang blinked his eyes, with a hint of reluctance in his eyes, "But I'm quite easy to use..."
"I don't want the things other men have used..." Bai Suyun blinked her eyes and said with disgust.
"Then what do you want?" Zheng Dongfang felt that Bai Suyun was quite reasonable. He couldn't control himself and asked this question.
"Did you hear it?" Yuan Siyu's eyes lit up, "Uncle Zheng has said this, which means he is sincerely trying to compensate you. So, you don't have to be polite to him. The reason why we misunderstand is that he is asking him to guide him. With Mr. Zheng's sincerity, we must compensate you for us, and we cannot stop..."
"When did I say I would make compensation for you?" Zheng Dongfang felt that his head had grown several times. Could this be the legendary sucker?
"If you are so noble and noble, if we don't let you compensate us, wouldn't it hurt your heart?" Yuan Siyu glanced at Zheng Dongfang and said.
"We are all so familiar, are you still polite? You're hurt. My heart is like a sesame seed. You can stab you thousands or hundreds of times without regrets. The key is that you have to stab..." Zheng Dongfang grinned and said.
"Uncle Zheng is a scoundrel..." Sister Bai glanced at Zheng Dongfang and couldn't help but say in surprise.
"Xiaobai..." Zheng Dongfang glared and his majestic gaze fell on Sister Bai, "You said that, the uncle's heart is really hurting you..."
"I don't have that ability..." Sister Bai curled her lips, "Your heart is like sesame seeds. Even if I stabbed millions of knives, I may not be able to touch it. You don't know that I am a very accurate person..."
"Hi, hey, hey..." Zhao Chuanxi was unhappy at the time and stood up on the table, "Don't change the topic, can you? What about mental loss? What about our Suyun's mental loss? Do you give it to me??"
"Then there must be a leader?" Yuan Siyu glanced at Bai Suyun with some guilt and said.
"Brother..." Zhao Chuanxi looked at his brother. "You take the lead..."
"What leader should I bring?" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "I am different from them. I have no misunderstanding at all..."
"This is the same..." Zhao Chuanxi nodded awkwardly, "Among so many people, only you and your sister-in-law didn't think so much..."
"Right..." Nie Canglong curled his lips, "So, you care about my mental loss, that's nothing more than..."
"But you laughed..." Zhao Chuanxi grinned, "You saw that we all misunderstood Suyun. Not only did you not help poor Suyun clarify the misunderstanding, but you laughed there. Tell me, whose brother is such a good person??"
"Uh..." Nie Canglong was stunned, "I... am I laughing?"
"You laughed, and your stomach hurts..." Yuan Siyu nodded viciously and said gloatingly.
"Really?" Nie Canglong looked at the table with a blank look on his face. When he saw everyone nodding in unison, he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. "It seems that I'm really laughing. OK, I'll give my brother and sister a small gift, treating it as mental loss..." As he said that, he reached into his arms and took out an inner elixir the size of a table tennis ball.
"Brother, is this for me?" Bai Suyun's eyes lit up when she saw this inner alchemy, "Is it really for me?"
"Hmph..." Bai Susu pinched Nie Canglong's shoulder. Seeing this inner elixir, the saliva flowed down at that time, but when she thought it was for her mortal enemy, she felt unhappy at that time, and the force of pinching her shoulders suddenly became two points higher.
"Yes, it's for you..." Nie Canglong ignored Bai Susu's stubbornness and threw the inner elixir to Bai Suyun. "But I don't know much about what kind of monster this inner elixir is. I killed too many times at that time, so I didn't pay attention to it..."
"Brother..." Bai Suyun held the inner elixir in the palm of her hand, and her little face was flushed with excitement, "Thank you so much..."
"Suyun, can we not be a petty family?" Zhao Chuanxi was a little unhappy. There were so many good things in my brother. I gave you such an inner pill and sent you away? Are you a beggar who begs for food?
"You are so petty..." Bai Suyun gave Zhao Chuanxi a blank look, "Brother is his own, just take the lead. Do you really want to cut two kilograms of meat from him?"
"Uh..." Zhao Chuanxi almost stopped talking to his wife, "You said this, don't regret it in the future..."
"What do I have to regret?" Bai Suyun rolled her eyes, "I am very satisfied with this inner alchemy, especially a certain snake spirit wants..." As she said that, she glanced at Bai Susu provocatively.
"Hmph, humph..." Bai Susu was furious at that time and stomped her feet hard. "Master, do you want to be more vigorous??"
"It doesn't matter if you are bigger..." Nie Canglong grinned. "Even if you use all your strength, you won't hurt me..."
"Su Su, why are you so ignorant?" Qin Xiaojun glanced at Bai Susu, "You must recognize your identity clearly and don't do anything that doesn't match your identity..."
"I understand..." Bai Susu pouted and took back the strength to give the master a good look. "I won't dare to..."
"It's good if you know you're wrong..." The girl nodded, "If there's another time, I'll have to deal with it..."
"Oh..." Bai Susu responded dejectedly, and began to squeeze the man's shoulders silently.
"Isn't it just an inner elixir? I have so many in my hands..." Nie Canglong sighed, reached out and took out a handful of inner elixirs, all of which were the size of ping-pong balls. "If you want it, I'll give it to you..." As he said that, he handed the inner elixir back.
"Ah..." Bai Susu's eyes lit up at that time, and she cheered happily. She took the inner elixir with both hands, shook it in front of Bai Suyun's eyes, and then she put it away proudly.
"Husband, I regret it..." Bai Suyun saw the big handful of inner elixir in Bai Susu's hand. The eyes turned red at that time.
"You have finished all your money with me. I regret that there is nothing to do with me?" Zhao Chuanxi rolled his eyes and said.
"Woo..." Bai Suyun's regretful intestines turned green, and she turned around and threw herself into her husband's arms, and burst into tears. "Husband, I'm injured again..."
"Brother..." Zhao Chuanxi looked at the brother fiercely. "You should pay for mental loss, hurry up and pay for mental loss..."
"What mental loss fee?" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "Isn't it paid off? Why do you still need it?"
"The mental loss fee just now was you laughed at. The mental loss fee now was you who used the inner alchemy to make your brother and sister cry..." Zhao Chuanxi said gritting his teeth.
"What do you want to say that..." Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and reached out to pat Bai Susu, "Susu, haven't you scared the second master's hideous expression?"
"It's so scary, so scary..." Bai Susu made a terrified expression when she heard the master's words, and lay on the master's body, wrapping her arms around the master's neck, "Master, the second master is so scary, it scared her to death..."
"Chuanxi..." Nie Canglong was looking for an excuse, "Hurry up and pay for mental damage..."
"Brother..." Zhao Chuanxi grinned, "You are so shameless..."
"Each one another..." Nie Canglong couldn't help but sneer.
"Oh..." Zhao Chuanxi couldn't help but sigh, "I've been with my sister-in-law for a long time. Brother, your IQ is getting better and better. You are no longer the stupid two-piece I used to be..."
"Chuanxi..." Nie Canglong's face turned dark at that time, "Actually, I miss the past. No matter how I beat you, I can't beat you. Now I'm afraid that I can't beat you anymore. I'm afraid that I can't control you with a slap and slap you to death. You don't know how painful it is to control the force when hitting someone. Hurry up and break through to the land gods and let your brother, I have a good time..."
"Brother..." Zhao Chuanxi wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, "Do you just want to beat me up like that?"
"I don't want to beat you up, I just miss the past..." Nie Canglong sighed and said.
"What was there to miss in the past?" Zhao Chuanxi grinned, "I don't miss it at all. At least I had to fly before, I could only take a plane..."
"You can also take a plane now..." Nie Canglong couldn't help but smile coldly, "Your sister-in-law gave me a mission and asked me to make a plane for her. I think you are my brother. If you have extra materials, making one for you is not a big deal..."
"What?" Zhao Chuanxi was immediately surprised, "Brother, you said you want to make me a plane?"
"It's not just for you to make it? There's one of mine..." Sister Bai suddenly became proud and said happily.
"Canglong, how could you be so partial?" Gu Yunfeng looked at the man with a resentful look on his face, "If you give it to Sister Bai, don't you give it to me, do you have any ideas about her?"
"Who said there is no one for you? There is yours..." Nie Canglong glanced at Gu Yunfeng and said lightly.
"I'll just say..." Gu Yunfeng was happy at the time, "Since there are even sister Bai, who has broken flowers and willows, how could it be without me?"
"Who do you think is the decayed willow??" Sister Bai's eyes widened at that time, glaring at Gu Yunfeng and gritting her teeth.
"Who is the broken willow, who knows it in his heart..." Gu Yunfeng curled her lips and said disdainfully.
"You..." Sister Bai was so angry that her teeth were itchy, but on this issue, she really couldn't be serious with her. She was Huang Huaer's eldest daughter, herself... Her daughter was Huang Huaer's youngest daughter.
"Stop it for me..." Yuan Siyu snorted coldly and looked at Nie Canglong with anger. "You can do it enough? Make a plane for them each, have you forgotten me?"
"No..." Nie Canglong curled his lips, "How could I forget you? The plane has yours..."
"Is this?" Yuan Siyu raised her eyebrows and became angry, "Then you have to remember that I want to take off and land vertically..."
"A helicopter, isn't it just a vertical take-off and landing?" Nie Canglong said with a slight pull on the corner of his mouth.
"So it's a helicopter?" Yuan Siyu's little face showed a hint of disappointment. "I thought it was an ultra-modern plane..."
"My plane is an ultra-modern plane, your plane is a helicopter..." Qin Xiaojun's eyes rolled and she immediately said proudly.
"Little comrade..." A cold sweat broke out on Nie Canglong's forehead. He glanced at the girl, "We are not kidding. The cosmic fighter jets in the cartoon are all fantasized and cannot be linked to reality. Otherwise, it would be very, very dangerous..."
"I don't care about this..." The girl gave the man a blank look. "My aunt just cares about drawing the drawings. Can it be done? That's your business..."
"This..." Nie Canglong looked embarrassed, "It's not difficult to make an airplane. The key is that the airplane you made must be able to fly..."
"What?? Are you doubting the plane drawings designed by your aunt?" The girl glanced at the man and couldn't help but sneer.
"How dare you..." Nie Canglong immediately smiled, "How dare I doubt you? No matter what the matter is, as long as your aunt Qin says it, there is absolutely nothing that won't happen..."
"Well..." The girl couldn't help but nodded, "If you know this kind of truth in the future, you can understand it in your heart, don't say it..."
"Yes, yes, you have to teach you a lesson..." Nie Canglong nodded hurriedly, "Next time, I will definitely pay attention..."
"Xiaojun..." Zheng Dongfang looked at the girl with a serious face, "Is this a traditional plane a traditional plane? Since some parameters have been announced, it is not a big deal to let Canglong do one or two planes. But if you design the plane yourself, it would not be a trivial matter. There is a saying that a slight difference will make you a thousand miles away. If there is a little mistake, it will be dangerous..."
"Uncle Zheng thinks I'm wrong?" the girl blinked and said.
"No, no..." Zheng Dongfang shook his head quickly, "I mean, this computer is no longer available now. If you want to calculate a data, you can only use a pen holder to scratch the paper. That's a long time to do..."
"If you want to talk about this computer, I really remembered it..." Zhao Chuanxi looked like a move, and he took out a small meat ball from his arms, "This is Lanlan's brother, the biochip developed in their laboratory. Look, it seems to be really alive..."
"Let's take a look..." Zheng Dongfang was excited when he heard the sci-fi term of biochips and extended his hand to Zhao Chuanxi.
"Cough cough..." Zhao Chuanxi coughed twice, and winked at Zheng Dongfang.
"That..." Zheng Dongfang followed Zhao Chuanxi's gaze and saw that Qin Xiaojun had stretched out his little hand. He couldn't help but smile embarrassedly, "I am old, respect the elderly and love the young, so Xiaojun will see first..."
To be continued...