Chapter 1027 The same one(1/2)
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"The eldest mother said that women are a vulnerable group. To achieve their goals, they use any means and are the basic means for women to protect themselves..." Nie Xiaofeng said with confidence.
"I think what Xiaofeng said makes sense..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou nodded, "Everything is ruled, and we girls will suffer a loss..."
"I mean that too..." Nie Xiaolong nodded, "I think the eldest mother's education of her sister is quite successful..."
"Mom..." Nie Canglong looked at his mother, "I think you're a little whining. Otherwise, you can also go to Xiaojun to learn how to be a lady from a family?? The same goes for Li Yan'er. If you learn, you can't help but have more skills..."
"Ga..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou was stunned at the time and swallowed, "I don't think it's necessary. Your mother has a good son like you. Can you still make your mother suffer?? Do you know that this is unscientific??"
"I think so too. Li Yan'er has a father-in-law as powerful as you, who dares to bully her?" Nie Xiaolong said quickly.
"I want to be a lady from a family..." Xiao Niu Niu shouted loudly.
"Do you know what a lady is??" Comrade Li Guiying wiped the oil stains on the corner of his mouth. "If you want to be a lady, you can't eat meat in the future..."
"Ah??" Xiao Niu Niu was stunned at the time. She glanced at the delicious food on the table, then looked at Nie Canglong, "Then I won't be a lady from a family. If someone bullies me in the future, Grandma Zu, can you ask your good son to help me?"
"Puchi..." Comrade Li Guiying laughed when he heard the little girl say this. It was because he wanted to be a lady from a family because he was not in a relationship with his unlucky son, and he was afraid that no one would stand up for her when someone bullies her.
"Don't worry..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou patted his chest, "Someone dares to bully you. Grandpa will not do it. Dare to bully our baby Niu Niu, you are simply tired of living..."
"That's right..." Nie Xiaolong also nodded quickly, "Who dares to bully our Niu Niu?"
"The second girl next door bullied Niu Niu. She stole Niu Niu's lollipop..." Xiao Niu Niu began to complain.
"It's just a lollipop..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou waved his hand, "What a big deal. If you want to eat lollipops in the future, you will tell Grandpa, "It's enough..."
"What if Erniu robs me again?" Xiaoniu Niu said, biting her finger.
"Don't bite your fingers..." Comrade Li Guiying pulled down the little girl's hand. "How dirty..."
"If she robs her again..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou pondered for a moment, "She robs one, you give her a hundred, let's use lollipops to hold her to death..."
"If she eats and pulls, how can she be so full?" Xiao Niu Niu said with a naive look on her face.
"In the lecture hall of the ladies, how to make children die..." Nie Xiaofeng said, "For example, you can sign a contract with her. As long as she can eat a hundred lollipops in one breath, you won't charge her money. If she can't eat a hundred lollipops in one breath, then she will charge her twice the amount of money. In this way, no matter whether she can finish a hundred, she will never steal your lollipops in the future..."
"It's not just not eating lollipops?" The silly girl was stunned. "In the future, 80% of her candy will not be eaten..."
"It's so cruel..." Nie Xiaolong's forehead began to sweat coldly.
"I think this lady is still very useful to cultivate... "Comrade Li Guiying looked at the silly girl, "Yan'er, what do you think?"
"Anyway, I must have gone to the lecture hall for two years..." said Silly Niuer with a fascination.
"No..." Nie Xiaolong immediately started to wail. "Yan'er, shouldn't do this?? We have something to say, you must not go to extremes..."
"No..." The silly girl shook her head, "The day before yesterday, quarreled with the third sister-in-law next door. The other one scolded people without any other words. I turned over and over. Just those few words were not lethal at all. If I had trained with my mother-in-law, would I still let my third sister-in-law bully like this??"
"We'll go together at that time..." Comrade Li Guiying was immediately happy, "As long as I return from studying, no mother-in-law dares to bully me again..."
"How dare you bully you?" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's face turned dark like the bottom of the pot. "I'm thankful that you don't bully my mother-in-law..."
"What do you mean?" Comrade Li Guiying was angry at the time, "What do you mean is that I bullied your mother, right?"
"Isn't it?" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared, "My mother made you bully me so hard that I dare not go home..."
"Is that what I bullied?" Comrade Li Guiying rolled his eyes, "Don't just hold any shit on my head. If your mother doesn't go home, she's going on an alien travel with your dad for a honeymoon. These two are not ashamed, so they are really ashamed of them. How old are you, you are still playing Romantic..."
"If you don't bully her, can she travel to aliens?" Comrade Nie Shenzhou said in a furious manner.
"Grandpa..." The silly girl glanced at Comrade Nie Shenzhou, "You may have misunderstood. The master and the old lady didn't let grandma run away. Last year, I saw them at Baiyun Home. What do you think? The old lady has a big belly. When she saw me, she covered her face and ran away. Tell me, I am a god on the land, and I can't recognize anyone without looking at her face??"
"What did you say?" Comrade Nie Shenzhou's eyes widened when he heard his grandson's wife say this.
"Haha, it turns out that I've been having a child..." Comrade Li Guiying was happy at the time, "I've had a big belly last year, and I must have given birth now. I don't know if it's my brother-in-law or sister-in-law, tsk..."
"Why didn't you say such a big thing earlier?" Nie Xiaolong glared at his unlucky wife and said.
"I see that the old couple hid in Baiyun House. I definitely don't want us to know, so I didn't dare to say..." The silly girl said in a low voice.
"Hahaha..." Nie Xiaofeng was amused, "I hope it's an aunt..."
"What's the good thing about aunt?? Second grandpa is good..." Nie Xiaolong curled his lips and said.
"From my opinion..." The silly girl's big eyes glanced at everyone, "The old lady's belly must not be the same. I guessed it. Good guy, when I was pregnant with the boss, his belly was just two circles larger..."
"Hehe..." Comrade Li Guiying was immediately happy, "Your mother is very capable..."
"Get out..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at his unlucky wife and said.
"You, who is a son, don't care about your mother at all. You should think of me, who is a daughter-in-law..." Comrade Li Guiying smiled, took out a tablet computer, and then connected her mother-in-law's video call.
"What's the matter?" The old lady was obviously much younger and had a lazy smell on her body.
"Oh my god..." Comrade Li Guiying smiled like a flower, "What are you busy with dad?"
"Is there anything wrong? I'll die if I'm fine. We're having dinner here..." The old lady was obviously a little impatient.
"Your grandson is back, just want you to come back for a reunion dinner..." Comrade Li Guiying said with a smile.
"What did you say?" The old lady suddenly became excited. "You said Canglong is back?"
"Of course..." Comrade Li Guiying nodded with a smile, "Come back quickly and bring Canglong his five uncles..."
"What five uncles are the same..." The old lady paused her bad daughter-in-law's face changed, and she gritted her teeth with shame and annoyance, "How do you know? It must be the one from the Xiaolong family who told you that this little girl will be waiting for me to go back. See if I won't tear her mouth..." After that, she closed the video call.
"Congratulations to Xiaofeng, your wish has come true..." Comrade Li Guiying glanced at her granddaughter with a smile, and then looked at her grandson. "Congratulations to Xiaolong, your wish has come true..."
"Grandma..." The silly girl was a little anxious, "You have to save me. The old lady knew it was me who sued me. She couldn't kill me?"
"Don't worry..." Comrade Li Guiying smiled coldly, "If she dares to bully you, you will push her to the stomach. See who bullies who..."
"Grandma, I feel that you are already a lady from a family without having to go to the eldest mother to train. This trick is really amazing..." Nie Xiaofeng blatantly flattered her grandma.
"Suddenly there was an uncle and an aunt, and it felt really amazing..." Nie Canglong sighed, "Especially this uncle and an aunt are two little kids..."
"Where is my eldest grandson?" The old lady walked in from outside with her child in her arms, "Where is my eldest grandson?"
"Grandma..." Nie Canglong quickly stood up, "You are here, I almost miss you to death..." As he said that, he hugged the little kid in her arms, "Is this my uncle or an aunt?"
"Uncle..." The old lady blushed, "Your aunt is in your grandfather's place..."
"Where is my grandfather?" Nie Canglong leaned out of the house and looked out, "Didn't he come with you?"
"Your grandpa has something to do, so..." The old lady glanced at her daughter-in-law awkwardly, "Your grandpa will have to come back in two days..."
"Are you embarrassed?" Comrade Li Guiying immediately smirked, "The dead tree is coming to spring, and the old cow is giving birth to a baby. This is a great joy, why are you hiding it from??"
"Li Guiying..." The old lady's face turned dark at that time, "Do you believe me or not..."
"Hahahaha..." Comrade Li Guiying burst into laughter, "Oh my god, you are too modest. You are not old at all. Can I have a baby? I have only two in my life..."
"Shut up..." Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at his unlucky daughter-in-law and waved to his son, "Carry your uncle over and show me..."
"Okay..." Nie Canglong quickly handed his uncle to his father, "It looks exactly the same as when you were a child, so you deserve to be your brother..."
"Have you seen what I looked like when I was a child?" Comrade Nie Shenzhou glared at his unlucky son and said.
"I know what you looked like in your previous life in a thousand years..." Nie Canglong curled his lips and pulled the old lady, "Grandma, take your seat..."
"Eat all?" The old lady looked at the mess on the table and felt a little dissatisfied. "It turns out that someone called me back just to laugh at me..."
"This is all eaten by Niu Niu, but we didn't eat it at all..." Comrade Li Guiying said proudly.
"Grandma Zu is talking nonsense. You have eaten all of you, but Niu Niu didn't eat..." Xiao Niu Niu stopped doing it, "Grandma Zu. If you don't believe me, you will touch Niu Niu's belly, but you will still be flat..." As he said that, he straightened his round belly.
"That's..." The old lady smiled and touched the little girl's belly. "Niu Niu didn't eat anything. Did Grandma abuse you when Grandma was away? Don't worry, tell Grandma, Grandma, let me vent your anger..."
"Erniu snatched me lollipop, can you beat me up for her?" Niuniu was full of resentment towards Erniu who snatched her lollipop. She never forgot to take revenge at all times.
"The grandmother only beats adults, not children..." the old lady smiled and said.
"Oh..." Niu Niu pouted, "It seems that I can only use lollipops to hold Erniu to death..."
"Mom, what's my brother's name?" Comrade Nie Shenzhou hugged his brother and played with it, and asked.
"Shenxian Nie..." the old lady said casually.
"My uncle is called Nie Shenxian. Is my aunt called Nie Xiangu?" Comrade Li Guiying said with a smirk.
"How did you know?" The old lady glanced at her unlucky daughter-in-law in surprise and said.
"Puchi..." Comrade Li Guiying burst out laughing at that time. "Is it really a name Nie Xiangu?? This name is good, it is deafening and has a great reputation..."
"Why are you laughing at?" The old lady glared at the unlucky daughter-in-law, then looked at the silly girl. "Yan'er, why is your mouth so loose?"
"I, I..." The silly girl'er's face turned red, she stood up, thrust her big belly, walked to the old lady, then thrust her waist, "You beat me..."
"Your grandma taught you?" The old lady glanced at the silly girl and couldn't help but sneer.
"What did I teach her?" Comrade Li Guiying rolled her eyes, "Does she still use me to teach?? This kind of skill can be done by any woman..."
"I will remember this fight for you first..." The old lady glanced at the silly girl, "When you give birth to the child, let's settle the accounts..."
"Grandma, what should I do?" The silly girl immediately looked at Comrade Li Guiying for help and said anxiously.
"What's the matter?" Comrade Li Guiying rolled his eyes, "When you give birth, won't you hide? When your stomach gets bigger, you will appear again..."
"This method is good..." The old lady nodded quickly, "If you are pregnant, I will definitely not be able to beat you..."
"Then I won't give birth..." The silly girl pouted, "Grandma gave birth to one, and mother-in-law gave birth to two, why can I have endless births??"
To be continued...