Chapter 4 Labor and management use urine to piss you off【8.4k】【Crowdfunding for the month!】(1/3)
At the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, there were crowds of people, and countless imperial guards surrounded a small valley in Shanyin and were blocked.
In the middle, Wang Mang's face looked a little ugly.
I never thought that this monkey would not give him any face, and his words were smelly and harsh.
But he didn't think that the monkey was already cowardly in this area, and he was filled with anger and worried that he could not find a place to vent, so Wang Mang hit the gun.
Of course, in Wang Mang's opinion, he did nothing wrong.
Your Monkey King has caused me to lose hundreds of thousands of troops. Isn’t it natural for me, Mr. Wang, to ask you for compensation?
Wang Mang took a deep breath, stared at the monkey head exposed at the foot of the mountain, and said in a deep voice: "Sage Sun, what you mean, are you trying to be a scoundrel, don't you plan to compensate?"
"Hahaha!"
The monkey smiled wildly and said, "Yes, my grandson has been practicing for three years to become an immortal, transcends life and death, and has long lived forever, and has no calamity. He lives with the heavens and breaks out of reincarnation! What a glory it was back then, and he has also sat in the position of the Jade Emperor of Heaven. My grandson has changed the life and death book of the King of Hell in the Underworld!"
"Even if I, Lao Sun, is now in a downfall, has his magic power, cannot move, and cannot use his magical powers, I cannot let you, a mortal, bully you wantonly!"
"While my old grandson is in a good mood today, I won't care about the crime of offense with you, get out of here!"
He was locked in this place where birds do not shit, and no one talked to him all year round. The monkey had been holding it crazy for a long time. Now it is rare for someone to talk to him. He is obviously in a good mood.
Therefore, if there is a little offense, the monkey will not take it seriously at all, just think that Wang Mang is farting.
"Sun Dasheng, you must be unreasonable in life!"
Wang Mang was still not angry and tried to reason with him: "You fought with Tathagata and destroyed my 400,000 army, and I almost destroyed my country and died!"
"You ask yourself, should this account be counted on the two of you?"
Sun Wuzi looked at him as if he was foolish and said, "I am a monkey, not a human being. You human principles cannot control me!"
"If you have the ability, go to settle the score with the old man Tathagata. Why? Bullying the weak and afraid of the strong, bullying me, Lao Sun, can't move now? Anyway, Lao Sun will not admit this account, so you will die!"
The monkey twisted his head and refused to admit it.
"Is it true that I won't compensate me?"
"No compensation!"
"Don't admit it?"
"Just get out of here!"
After the two confronted each other, the atmosphere reached a deadlock.
The soldiers of the Imperial Guard watched their noses and toes, and heard nothing and cared about nothing.
Such a confrontation between big people is not something that little people like them can intervene, and it is not their turn to intervene.
Xiao Ning stood aside and was a transparent person throughout the journey.
"Okay, okay, since that's the case, don't blame me for being rude!"
After a while of silence, Wang Mang laughed furiously and said, "Come here, I am telling you the will to set up the Five Elements Mountain as the place where the troops in Jianxing County camped, set this valley into a thatched cottage, and the soldiers urinated and shit, even if they were pulled here!"
As soon as this said, the entire Five Elements Mountain calmed down, and even the sangs of insects and birds stopped, and the whole scene was silent.
Everyone was confused. They almost thought they had heard it wrong and had something wrong with their ears.
Is this the emperor's will?
Such a weird will...
"What are you all doing in a daze? Execute my orders!"
Seeing this, Wang Mang snorted coldly and shouted loudly.
The Imperial Army Commander Qiao Yong was shocked and quickly knelt on one knee and replied loudly: "I promise, I am obedient to the order!"
Then, he turned around and shouted, "All the soldiers of the camp obeyed the orders, untied their belts, and prepared to give up their respect!"
"promise!"
Ten thousand people agreed, and the sound shook the sky and the earth. Even the clouds in the sky were washed away, revealing the blue sky.
After Qiao Yong finished speaking, he took the lead, took the lead, took two steps forward, and came to the valley, only one step away from Sun Wuzi, unbuttoned his belt, took out his guy, and prepared to swear.
Seeing that someone was about to be urinated, the monkey was very anxious. If it were in the past, it would definitely have hit it with a stick. If it were to be beaten to death, how could it be tolerated so insulted?
However, since he was pressed down at this broken mountain, the monkey had already discovered that at the foot of this mountain, he had suddenly become an ordinary monkey with no power to tie a chicken.
Ruyi Golden Cudgel didn't listen to its commands. It called long and long, but the baby remained unchanged and became a real embroidery needle.
Even its body cannot help but change. The ability to change seventy-two kinds of things has not disappeared. It has only changed the appearance of the body, but the head and volume remain unchanged.
At first it didn't know, so it called "change", thinking it could turn into a little bee and fly out of the hole.
As a result, the monkey-headed bee flew to the entrance of the small hole and got stuck. Because the size remains unchanged, it turns into a bee, a bee the size of a monkey, and a fly the size of a monkey.
Anyway, no matter how the monkey changes or flys, it cannot escape the suppression of the broken mountain.
Originally, the monkey was reluctant to leave when he saw that he couldn't get out. Five hundred years have not been long, so endurance will pass.
However, unexpectedly, the monkey was pressing down at the mountain, and disaster came from the sky.
"Wait, wait, I, Old Sun, have something to say!"
Thinking of this, Sun Houzi was completely stunned. If he was peeded by a mortal, how could he be in the future? How could he meet people?
In the future, no matter how powerful or capable he is, this matter will become a stain on eternal life.
Sun Houzi: My old grandson has been in trouble in the Heavenly Palace!
Everyone: You were peeded by mortals!
Sun Monkey: My old grandson has eaten peaches!
Everyone: You were peeded by mortals!
Sun Monkey: My old grandson broke through the underworld!
Everyone: You were peeded by mortals!
Sun Houzi: My old grandson has changed his life and death book!
Everyone: You were peeded by mortals!
Listen, is this human word?
Isn’t this just a social death?
Even if the monkey killed all the mortals who peed on his face, crushed his bones and scattered them, it would not change this fact.
Thinking of this, at this moment, Sun Wuzi, who was not afraid of the world, was completely panicked!
Qiao Yong ignored the monkey and did not stop. He was like a machine that only knew how to execute orders. He did whatever his boss told me to do. As for whether it was reasonable? It was nothing to do!
Sun Houzi was even more panicked and shouted loudly: "Mortal Emperor, you are provoking my old Sun, and ask him to stop immediately!"
He could see that if he didn't agree to this matter today, it would be difficult to be kind.
Wang Mang was unmoved and did not do it again and again. Since this matter has been done, there is no room for any turnaround.
"Ignore him and give me urine!"
He ordered Qiao Yong.
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A bubble of yellow, fishy, big, urgent and thick urine ejaculated, hit the bull's eye directly, and urinated on Sun Wuzi's face and flowed into his nose, eyes, mouth, and ears.
At this moment, the world was silent, and the whole world became quiet, with only the sound of urinating.
At this moment, Sun Houzi felt as if he was ashamed, and his face was filled with tears. He looked at the sky with his eyes blankly, turning a blind eye to the urine that was ejaculated, ignoring it, and not hiding.
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Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Palace.
"puff!"
Everyone squirted a big saliva, their eyes widened, and they looked at this scene in disbelief, even the Jade Emperor sitting in the palace was no exception.
At this time, it was the Heavenly Court meeting, and all the immortals and officials were present, including the Three Pure Ones, the Four Emperors, the Five Elders, the Six Secrets, the Seven Yuans, the Eight Points, the Nine Stars, the Ten Capitals, and the Thousand Truths and One of the Thousand Truths and One of the Thousand Truths and One of the Thousand Truths and One of the Thousand Truths and One of the Thousand Truths and One of the Thousand Truths and One of the Thousand Truths and One of the Thousand Truths and One of the Thousand Truths and One of the Thousand Truths and One of the Thousand Truths and One of the Thousand Truths and One of the Thousand Truths and One of the Thousand Truths and One of the Thousand Truths and One of the Thousand Truths and One of the Thousand Truths and One of the Th
Suddenly, Qianliyan came to report, saying that a group of mortals came from the hill where Sun Houzi was imprisoned in the lower realm.
The ministers were in an uproar and talked in a lot of talk.
Some people say that it must be Sun Houzi's accomplice who attempted to rescue Sun Houzi.
Some people say that this is just a mortal looking at the scenery. It is normal, and it has happened in the past, and it is not unusual.
Taibai Jinxing stood up and reported to the Jade Emperor, saying that everyone was looking at the scene, but wouldn’t they know what happened!
As soon as this statement was spoken, all the immortals nodded in agreement.
Then, the Jade Emperor took out the good deeds and took out the Haotian Mirror and input a magic power. The Haotian Mirror floated up and reflected a huge light curtain, appearing in the center of the Lingxiao Palace for the immortals to watch together.
The Haotian Mirror is a companion treasure of the Jade Emperor, and can be used to monitor every corner of the Three Realms and appear in the slightest.
Everyone looked at it. When they saw Wang Mang appear and asked Sun Houzi for compensation, all the immortal officials stroked their beards and ridiculed the mortal emperor for being whispered and blackmailed Sun Houzi. They really didn't know how to live or die.
As for how Wang Mang knew about Sun Houzi, they directly ignored it. After all, the system in Xiao Ning's body was not covered. At most, they just felt it was a little novel, but they would not pursue it.
Afterwards, the two people clashed with each other, and the immortal officials also saw it. From their perspective, they certainly felt that Sun Houzi was right. As for the aftermath of the battle, you can only blame you for being a mortal.
If you are weak, you are unlucky, I am strong and I am right.
Later, the picture turned straight down.
The two couldn't agree, and the mortal emperor not only did not retreat, but instead acted as a scoundrel and ordered his soldiers to urinate on Sun Houzi's face.
To be continued...