So, at any time, don’t set up a arch for yourself, otherwise reality will slap your handsome face until it makes you swollen.

Sometimes, reality is more dramatic than novels. Qi Lu randomly chose a village, randomly searched for a house, and then randomly chose to wait in the thatched house. Finally... he encountered a nightmare again.

A person's life is always full of all kinds of "casual".

"I am possessed by the God of Death? Can the protagonist's Tiansha Lone Star be aroused by his sexy physique without any trouble?"

Qi Lu murmured in his heart, and then slapped hard, "Bah!", who is the protagonist? The protagonist will be so miserable, and he will give him a "paralyzing gift pack" at the beginning?

Besides, I didn’t see anyone who was so arrogant and bowed to him, and I didn’t see anyone. When a woman was eccentric, she said affectionately: “I don’t care how many women you have. I only care about you, I can have me among your women.” Ah!

What?

Lu Xiangsi?

Stop making trouble! A girl who seems very weak is really kind to him, but if he dares to mess with flowers everywhere, he will not be able to call out more than a thousand people from Mingzong to give him a turn!

Lu Xiangsi: I hate it, no one is so violent. At most, it is just to cut off your skin.

Therefore, no matter from any perspective, he, Qi Lu, is not the protagonist!

However, when Qi Lu saw the nightmare and looked around at the entrance of the village, he rushed towards the home of the residents where Qi Lu was, his face suddenly clashed.

Without the protagonist's life, it is affected by the protagonist's decline?

In other words, isn’t it just the life of the lady’s body and maid…

God...

Qi Lu was really helpless. He spent two dollars, but unexpectedly he really won the first prize of tens of millions...

In the thatched house, Qi Lu lay down and lay directly on the haystack, pretending to fall asleep.

If you start catching it now, you will inevitably be alarmed. It is not too late to act after the other party enters the yard.

“Geeh…”

The old hen lying in his nest made a scream, and then there was no sound. The egg that had not yet been laid into the nest was stuck in an indescribable place. It was impossible to move forward or retreat, and it was not comfortable to lay the hot white egg that was emitting from death.

The heat dissipated and the old hen was in his sleep and became cold.

"Beast! Even the old hen is not spared!"

Qi Lu felt in his heart, but in the next moment, the nightmare came to Qi Lu's side like teleportation...

The two pairs of nostrils facing the sky were smelling something, as pale as if they had pounced on several layers of powder, and their dark eyes were like sleep-deprived addicts, without any gaze.

I smelled along the surroundings of Qi Lu, as if I had discovered the best in the world. My eyes widened a little in surprise in an instant. Then I saw its already crooked mouth, gradually opening up. I put my hands on my back and nodded with satisfaction like an old man strolling at the entrance of the village.

Qi Lu, who observed all this through his spiritual sense, suddenly had a lot of questions. What is this? Is it appropriate to smell before eating?

Who gave you the bad habits you have!

Then, I felt a dizzy feeling coming from my head, as if something was leading his consciousness into the dream.

Qi Lu just wanted to slap it to death and let it taste the power of the Taoist magic. Then he seemed to have thought of something, and he actually divided part of his mind and followed the other party's pull and entered his dream!

‘Ga?’

Nightmare didn't seem to have expected that such a human being, who was "full of color, fragrance and taste", would be hypnotized by it so easily, with a look of surprise in his eyes, and the flashing nose that looked upwards excitedly spurted out two ghost auras.

But what it doesn't know is that Qi Lu can use one mind and two things! Moreover, this kind of "one mind and two things" is not a circle with the left hand and a square with the right hand in the conventional sense, but an inner person who can divide his spiritual consciousness into two. Even during practice, he can not be affected by singing "You are a mighty and majestic man in the horse."

He bent down excitedly, his mouth was aimed at Qi Lu's mouth, like a human breathing. He took a deep breath and was about to start sucking his essence.

However, just when it lowered its head and was about to start to tidy up the next moment, Qi Lu turned his head to the other side as if he was sleeping uncomfortable.

Nightmare was stunned for a moment. The mouth was not directed at the mouth, so there was no way to operate it...

Then it came to the other side, grinned, and suddenly lowered its head, however...

Before he could finish his mouth, he saw Qi Lu suddenly reaching out and scratching his nose, blocking his mouth. After finally waiting for him to finish scratching his nose, he moved his body to another place.

nightmare:……

He was stunned when he touched his chin. After turning around, he came to the opposite side of Qi Lu. After calming down his mood, he made several faces at Qi Lu!

This is really a grimace! The raised eyes, black smokey makeup, and two black holes dotted on the crooked mouth. A trace of ghost energy escaped from its body, and its ferocious look almost made Qi Lu smile.

Why do you feel that this nightmare is not only not scary, but also a bit funny?

After making faces, Nightmare seemed to be relieved. But for being cautious, she stood in front of Qi Lu for a long time. After confirming that he would not sway left and right, she couldn't help but feel greedy. She rubbed her paws and leaned over to enjoy the "big meal".

only……

An accident happened again,

Qi Lu…

He actually turned his body to the other side again.

nightmare:"???"

Is there any law of nature? Is there any law of kings? Is there any law of justice? Is it still allowed me to make a good couple!!!

Can you stop moving?!

ADHD!!!

Nightmare was angry. On that hideous face, the ghost energy was like insects, moving rapidly on it, stretching out two claws, and suddenly... grabbed Qi Lu's head!

Turn his head around little by little, and hard in the direction of it.

When the two faces face each other again, Nightmare almost burst into tears excitedly - if it could still cry.

Let's see how you will run away this time! You'll suck you to death!

My time is very precious, okay? I have to go and have another one to go!

'suck……'

The moment before sucking, Qi Lu suddenly opened his eyes, slapped the storage bag with his palm, and a talisman appeared in the palm of his hand, and then he was pressed on Nightmare's pouting mouth.

"I'm so impressed. Are you still trying to be arrogant with Master Dao?"

As he said that, the yin and yang energy surged out, directly blasting the nightmare away.

While the surrounding spiritual energy fluctuated violently, Lu Xiangsi and others who were guarding other villages suddenly noticed an abnormality and rushed to the place at full speed!
Chapter completed!