Chapter 17 Ask for a monthly pass for the first class)(2/2)
"Impossible, he is an English teacher, so where is Teacher Liu?"
"He is still so young. Many of his classmates are older than him, right? Why should he be a teacher?"
"Hang! Hang!"
Shen Guanglin coughed twice, "I know you are very dissatisfied. In fact, this dissatisfaction is mainly due to your lack of understanding of me. If you know me well enough, I guess you are not dissatisfied with me, but want to fight me." I. "
What Shen Guanglin said is absolutely correct. Many students are already preparing to raise funds to beat him.
And Shen Guanglin's first purpose of coming to class is not to teach, but to pick up girls.
"Please allow me to introduce myself first. My name is Shen Guanglin. I am male. I am 24 years old. I will be your English teacher from now on. I have no academic qualifications and am not an English major..."
"If you're not learning English, why are you teaching English?"
"That's right."
"Listen to me!" Shen Guanlin enlarged his voice: "I am just like you all, I also study physics, majoring in aerospace. Why can I be an English teacher? Because I have the experience of living abroad. Really, I’m not going to lie to you, if you look for any homeless man in the United States, his English proficiency should be higher than everyone here.”
Impossible, how can a homeless man’s English proficiency be as good as ours at Beijing University... Indeed, he is, his mother tongue is his mother tongue, how good is his English teacher?
Teacher Shen ignored the hustle and bustle below: "Some students may ask, if you are a physics major and teach English, do you mean that your physics level is higher or your English level is higher?"
"I can tell you without any secret that I am also highly educated. After many years of professional training in science and engineering, my English level is relatively high!"
Finally, some students in the audience laughed. What this teacher said was really interesting.
"If you don't believe me, think about it, who is the upper limit for learning physics? Einstein? Tesla; who is the upper limit for learning English, an American tramp! Even I know more curse words than he does. They turn them over and over again. I know how to fuck, shit, and bitch, and I know a lot more. When I have the opportunity to criticize a classmate, I will teach you."
"Hahahahaha."
These words of Shen Guanglin instantly shortened the distance between him and his classmates.
Everyone doesn't seem to hate this kid so much anymore, and he seems to be more handsome now that he has the blessing of being a teacher.
At this stage, Shen Guanglin decided to use a big move to show his true ability.
"Speaking of reading, before the Spring Festival, I visited Li Li's home and saw a book she was reading called "Gone with the Wind".
Some students may have read this book. The more popular version in China is the one translated by Mr. Fu Donghua and published by East Zhejiang People's Publishing House. However, when we go to university, we should try to read the original version when reading books, especially professional textbooks. .
There is this passage in "Gone with the Wind":
Scarlett,whose room lay across the hall from her mother's, knew from babyhood the soft sound of scurrying bare black feet on the hardwood floor in the hours of dawn, the urgent tappingson her mother's door, and the muffled, frightened negro voices that whispered of sicknessand birth and death in the long row of whitewashed cabins in the quarters. As a child, sheoften had crept to the door and, peeping through the tiniest crack, had seen Ellen emerge from the dark room, where Gerald's snores were rhythmic and untroubled, into the flickering light of an upheld candle, her medicine case under her arm, her hair smoothed neatly place, and no button on her basque unlooped.
Anyone knows what this means, please translate it."
Shen Guanglin recited just now at a very fast speed, which is almost the same as the normal speaking speed of Americans. Let alone now, even forty years from now, those college students may not be able to understand it.
Chapter completed!