The reputation of a lifetime was ruined! Viscount Ferdinand had the desire to die. He had rich experience in diplomacy all his life, but he did not expect that he would make such a mistake at the age of age.

Fart! This is a physiological behavior that everyone has. The gas produced by fermentation of food and microorganisms in the intestines cannot be held in the body, and there must be an outlet to excrete it.

Farting is not shameful, but farting is considered unpolite by the entire human civilization, especially in formal occasions, such as diplomatic negotiations. This is even more taboo.

It’s not that a fart can completely break the negotiation, but that a fart can destroy the atmosphere you have carefully created. A kind of negotiation aura may be completely destroyed because of a fart.

True old diplomats pay great attention to their diet, especially before important negotiations, their diets are carefully matched, light and non-greasy, clean and non-polluting, low in salt and less water.

This makes sense, and the purpose is to prevent farting, diarrhea, frequent urination and other chores during the negotiation, so as to ensure that the entire difficult negotiation is completed in one go.

How could Ferdinand not understand this truth? But he was cautious all his life and made a big joke when he was about to retire.

The people present could not describe the consul's fart... it was really... it was so vivid.

The whole fart tone changes and is melodious and melodious. After making a single blast, it enters the exhaust sound that lasts five or six seconds. It is basically a bang... a bang, and then a bang... a long sound of gas hitting the fabric for several seconds.

This is really a skill. Most people rarely emit such a huge amount of intestinal gas, so this huge fart immediately shocked everyone present.

Of course, the huge stinking came with the sound. It was really hard for people to describe this smell. The Chinese officers and soldiers present thought they had knocked over the stinky tofu jar of Liubiju.

The Europeans on the scene also immediately remembered the famous Nordic stinky herring, which was a terrifying food that Europeans in the world had changed their eyes. There were really few people who dared to try it.

With Viscount Ferdinand as the center, the foul-stenched biochemical shock wave began to spread in an annular shape, and everyone present covered their mouths and noses and felt nauseous and wanted to vomit.

Everyone, including the French, also turned their terrified eyes to Consul Ferdinand, and the old diplomat was already blushing like a charcoal.

"I...I...ah...whether the toilet is!" Without a chance to defend himself, Ferdinand felt a cramp in his stomach, like tens of thousands of sharp knives piercing back and forth. He covered his nonsense and ran to the dark west.

The negotiation location was not within the fifth stop town. The fleet had already penetrated the river very far, and the embankment was covered with deserts and low shrubs.

People saw the old consul rushing into the darkness, and soon there was a crackling sound behind the sand dunes... a loud and refreshing sound, and everyone present looked embarrassed.

"That...why don't you go to help the consul? Why don't you go to the doctor?" Jason said to the dazed Frenchman with his mouth covering his mouth. At this time, the military officers and soldiers suddenly realized and rushed over with the stench.

"Not good... The consul vomited and had diarrhea..."

"I fainted... Lord Viscount fainted so much that he fell into that pool of feces... vomited!"

It was so disgusting. The people present had goose bumps all over their bodies. Xiao Letian and Major General Jason looked at each other and said helplessly, "How can we negotiate this? I'd better get on the boat and hurry up..."

"Hisser Highness, you really don't give France any face? What if they really isolate the river in the north? And this provocation, with the temper of the Emperor of the French, is simply a declaration of war!"

Xiao Letian looked up at the sky lightly, "Declare war? Do you think there is a state of peace between us and France? No matter how I choose today, France will declare war with us sooner or later..."

"Winning forward, there may be a glimmer of hope. Going backward means waiting for death slowly! How should I choose?"

Major General Jason sighed, "Since you have made a decision, I won't say much, but I still want to remind you that it will take at least eight hours to travel from here to Port Said..."

"It's eleven o'clock at this moment, which means you won't be able to see the waves of the Mediterranean until at least seven o'clock tomorrow morning... This period of time has been enough for the French to block the river. In fact, it's very simple that a few broken merchant ships can chisel the bottom of the ship and sink directly..."

Xiao Letian smiled and raised his hand, "No need to say, the mountain people have their own tricks, just attack the French people's underestimation of the enemy. They cannot block the Port of Said. We are destined to move forward. If you don't want to continue, you can do it. I thank you for your escort all the way..."

General Jason's eyes were all thrown by Xiao Letian, "God, are you questioning my professional ethics? The task I received is to escort you safely to the Mediterranean, hand over the mission with the Atlantic Fleet. How can I evacuate alone before the mission is completed?"

"The British fleet will only follow us. Once there is a conflict, we will resolutely complete our mission!"

"Thank you, thank you very much! I will tell the Queen about your bravery and integrity!" Xiao Letian held General Jason's hand tightly.

When Jason heard that Xiao Letian was going to say good things about him in front of the queen, his hands were trembling with excitement, "Oh, God, thank you!"

"But I would like to remind you that if you want to increase security, I suggest destroying the telegram line next to the canal now..."

Xiao Letian's eyes lit up, "Walk with me! Confidant! Hahaha... Don't worry, now I have sent someone to do it!"

When Jason heard that the two of them were speechless, they all started to hilariously.

Xiao Letian returned to the deck of Zhiyuan and shouted immediately, "Go and invite Dr. Buck, and then invite the resting girl Ikram. I have something to ask..."

After a while, Dr. Buck and the tired-looking girl Ikram walked into Xiao Lotte's cabin. When they heard about Ferdinand's bizarre symptoms, Dr. Buck immediately shouted, "Yes, yes, this is the condition of this plague. It is the plague caused by dysentery. Why is even the consul infected?"

Xiao Letian looked at Ikram with a smile, "Girl, how much do you add to them? You have symptoms after only a whole day?"

Ikram shrugged indifferently, "My maid said that this old man loves to drink iced black tea very much, and he also needs to add a lot of honey... I just add some well water to it, and I don't know how much it is mixed!"
Chapter completed!