1617 Butt Harassment
Sister Wu walked around the clapper corridor and went out of the toilet under Zhushanchou's protection. The toilet was in the southeast corner. In order to prevent the noble people from smothering, all the wine tables were far away from here.
Everyone dispersed and Sister Wu winked. Zhu Shanchou quickly ran towards the south wall. Two Fusang samurai in the corner of the wall crossed his hands and put a ladder. Zhu Shanchou's left foot was a little on the palm of his hands, and the two samurai rushed up.
Zhu Shanchou's momentum and the lifting force of the two of them gathered together. Zhu Shanchou climbed up the three-meter-high wall lightly, and quickly shrank back as soon as he emerged.
He jumped to the ground and whispered, "The enemy is indeed confused! The soldiers who were ambushing Tephin were at this moment without any warning, sitting around and stumbled around, and they were even eating, and the kitchen was preparing wine and food for them!"
"Okay, okay! The confusion plan has been completed. The enemy has been anesthetized by us. Now even the ambush has started drinking and eating. This is a good opportunity for us to take action! Prepare to act according to the original plan..."
Sister Wu deliberately loosened the first button on her clothes, swept her sideburns and made her hair messy, and then took out a wine pot from her arms and drank a big gulp of the knife.
The pink noodles of the strong wine entered the throat fog and hid the ghost suddenly became rosy, making her, who was already charming, have more charming charm. When she walked back from the thatched cottage, there was no less walking in the veranda.
The group passed directly to the courtyard and walked through the dense banquets. The good guy, Wu Jie's charming skills were fully fired, and his lively eyes were whizzing, which made the generals of Tepxin flow out of their mouths.
During this operation, Sister Wu specially brought a batch of sober pills specially made by the CIA. This Chinese pill, one large one can protect the stomach and intestines before drinking, and the other small one can be pressed under the tongue to minimize alcohol absorption.
Although it is impossible to completely relieve the alcohol, the two sides drink the same wine. Hunchun has sober pills at the bottom, while Tepuxin is fighting hard by relying solemnity on her own alcohol. The gap is naturally seen as one goes up and down.
The private soldiers in Hunchun were all pretending to be drunk, while Tepxin's subordinates were all really drunk.
Sister Wu successfully charmed the gaze of the stinky men in the yard. When they walked to the table closest to the steps of the hall, a commander of Tephin was already stunned at her, while a Fusang samurai next to her was hooking his neck to drink wine.
A large bowl of wine glass was filled with a samurai in the corner of his mouth, but the commander looked straight at Sister Wu's figure, and his eyes were cruising tightly towards his chest and buttocks.
When Sister Wu passed by him, the Japanese samurai god pretending to be drunk reached out and touched Sister Wu's butt without anyone noticing. The big hand covered with alcohol left a handprint on her butt.
"Ah! Baga..." Sister Wu's shrill scream alarmed the entire yard and the people in each room. People stood up and a large number of them, and the generals and officials in the surrounding rooms also ran out to see what was going on.
Even the swords and axes guarding outside put down the steamed buns and stewed meat. They wanted to do it and thought that the yard had already started a war.
"What's going on? What happened..." Hunchun and Tepxin ran out of the hall.
Sister Wu deserves to be the level of being a little golden man. He has red face and tears in his eyes. He points at the commander who is stunned. "He...he...woowu..." He can't say anything at all, and he covers his face and cries.
This is a grievance. The beauty cried and made everyone feel heartbroken! Hunchun yelled, "Zhushanchou! What's going on!"
With a crack, the Taidao was pulled out half of it. "Baga! This shameless bastard, he actually dared to touch his wife secretly! He just touched his wife's butt! I'll kill you..." After saying that, the Taidao was unsheathed and was about to chop.
"Commander Jiao! What's going on?" Tepuxin's nose was crooked.
The commander named Jiao was so scared that he woke up all the wine. He rushed forward and rushed to the general and knelt down on the ground, "I'm wronged! I'm wronged! The little one didn't touch it, really didn't touch it!"
At this time, the warrior who had just drunk the wine was also anxious. He also pulled out his ribs and rushed over and stabbed him to death. "Baga, Lu! You said you didn't touch it! Look at our wife's butt..." When Tepxin saw it, there was indeed a wet handprint on her plump butt.
People have preconceived ideas. Just now, the little ghost of Mizuki attracted everyone's attention with his charm, and no one noticed who attacked in the chaos. Moreover, people naturally thought that this matter could not have been done by any fusang samurai who poured wine.
Because people all know that Japanese samurai pays great attention to superiors and inferiority. Sister Mizu is their wife and the mistress. They dare not take this action even if they beat her to death, let alone it in public.
But at that time, there were only a few men around Sister Wu, and except for a few warriors, Commander Jiao was closest to her. So it was impossible to eliminate everything, and the rest was naturally the fact.
Tepxin was drunk too, and his brain reaction speed could not keep up at this moment. He rushed up and shot his bow from left to right and left, just two big mouths, "Bao! Why are your hands so cheap? I will kill you! Do you dare to do anything about General Hunchun's woman?"
"Sir, I don't! I really don't..." The surname Jiao is really even more unfair than Dou E. He was so anesthetized with alcohol and anesthesia that he could not get by any means. He didn't realize that someone was shaking him.
Tepxin looked at Hunchun's gray face, and then looked at Sister Wu's crying desperately. He knew that it would be impossible without an explanation.
Grit your teeth and stamp your feet! Tepxin yelled, "You are so brave! You dare to insult your wife, you must not punish you today. If you don't punish you severely, I will not be able to rectify the military discipline! Take action and drag it out and behead you!"
After saying that, he also glanced at Hunchun with his eyes, which means that I have given you a step, and you have to give me a step too! You give in and say politely, I will beat him a few tricks.
But unexpectedly, Hunchun pretended to be mute, just by not talking, which meant that he would chop him up quickly. I was waiting to see.
Tepxin was so angry that she stomped her feet and cursed, "What are you doing when you are standing there! Drag it out and slash! Exhaust the general..." Looking up again, the two gates were all the swords and axes who had just ambushed. It seemed that they didn't know what was going on, and they wanted to attack but had not received the order.
Tepxin's nose was pissed off, "Bastard! What's the fun for irrelevant people! They all dragged them out to beat the thirty big boards! The stupid thing..."
The group of swords and axes didn't want us to attack! They also wanted to hit us on the butt, so why are you waiting for? The heads were shrank and turned around and ran away, and they scattered.
The Heilongjiang generals standing beside Hunchun saw that the scene was a little out of Taiwan, so they hurriedly surrounded Hunchun and held their fists and saluted, "God General! God General! Commander Jiao did drink a few more drinks, and he should fight if he should be beaten! But he should not die! Please give me some good words to the general!"
Hunchun pretended to be angry, "Hmph! Even my woman dares to tease her, which shows how many good women you have bullied in your daily life! You can't relieve your hatred if you kill a hundred times!"
"Yes, yes... The general is right to scold him, and I'm asking the general to be proud of his own hands! Exercise his own hands..."
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Chapter completed!