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Chapter 396 In terms of various aspects, your troubles are actually quite a lot.

Name...name...sitting cross-legged in the open space outside the cabin, I was racking my brains to search for foreign names I had heard of in the past.

Lucario temporarily rejected a task that is not important, but if it is not done well, it is very likely that a child will become a laughing stock in the future. My mood is really mixed in the moment.

On modern earth, I am just an age when I haven't even graduated from college. Thanks to the increase in birth and the average age of marriage for young people, I have never attended the wedding of friends of the same age group, so naturally I can't mention attending discussions on naming children. But now I've suddenly been thrown away by an irresponsible friend. In the face of the expectation of the child's biological mother, I nodded helplessly and began to ponder and think hard.

I believe that most people have had such experience, whenever they deliberately think about something, their minds are filled with things that are incorrect in their direction.

Tom, John, Charlie... Even though I thought about my temples, I still thought of ordinary public names. Even people who have never left the country know that names like Tom and John are almost equivalent to Xiao Ming or Xiao Hua in the East in the West. People handed over the naming rights to me. I believe that they would never want their children to be the unlucky victims who always appear in the chats and jokes of many people. Whether they walk on banana peels or witness their mother having an affair with Lao Wang next door, they all have their own unlucky victims.

After thinking for a long time, I narrowed my eyes and raised my hand to suggest: Otherwise, what about the child’s name Sartis? This name has another meaning in my hometown where I grew up, mainly to bless the child in the future...

Sha Tisi? Before I could finish everything, the impatient pink-haired woman nodded with satisfaction. Due to subtle ear errors, the name of the gray-haired middle-aged scar man instantly became extremely feminine.

I am worthy of being a minstrel. Such poetic names are more suitable for my daughter, but although I have not seen her more than three times so far, Lucario gave me a thumbs up and showed me a bold and brave smile. Then he did not forget what I had not finished saying, and asked curiously: What is the name in your hometown blessing?

I wish her a sophisticated awesome.

Of course, I couldn't say the above words, so I ignored the cold sweat all over my back. I supported myself: I wish my child to have amazing perception ability in the future and be able to produce keys from his nostrils... No, even if he accidentally lost something like a small lost key, he could easily find it.

Could it be my illusion? It seems that there is subtle content in your words. With your neck tilted, Lucario seemed to have noticed some hidden information and grabbed his hair, but then gave up and waved his hands: Well, no matter what, I am asking you for help and think of a name, and no matter what the actual truth is. Anyway, it sounds easy, but more importantly, my sister herself likes it.

This is really perfunctory. Seeing Lucario's indifferent attitude, I couldn't help but ask in confusion: But since you can ask someone to help you naming, you won't be able to delay for so long with your connections. Isn't it much easier to spend some money to hire a naming master or a bard?

You made sense, but of course things cannot be that simple. Lucario first gave affirmation, then shook his head and said: My sister just said that the tradition of their family must be named by the child's biological father himself. Even if the biological father is allowed to be asked to be beaten on his behalf, the partner of the child must be the best friend of the biological father.

I interrupted the other party with a voice. I frowned and said: This is even more unreasonable. You have such a good appearance. How could your child be called "Feed" by his family for more than a year after he was born? Who would that person?

Xu Mo, correct your small mistake. He reached out and patted my shoulder, Lucario raised his head and asked suddenly: What do you think I look like?

Resisting the urge to smash his face with a punch, I said reluctantly: Very handsome, so handsome that the same-sex people want to tear you into pieces immediately.

After getting the ideal answer, Lucario nodded deeply and then showed a refreshing smile: That's right. First of all, I have to admit that I am very handsome. However, because of this appearance, most of the beautiful women's eyes will only focus on me when they go out with their companions, and they will receive small notes with contact addresses from time to time. If they encounter the settlement process of completing tasks and receiving bonuses, the staff will subconsciously regard me as a representative... After listening to these, do you still think I may have very good male friends now?

In other words, you have no other homosexual friends besides me, right? I concluded with a rhetorical question, and I don’t know why I suddenly felt sad for Lucario.

The charm of hidden values ​​is too high. Even if it is not for the original intention, it will attract a bunch of guys who come to the door to find fault for women. I remember that when I was still in the Brave School, the disputes that the male provoked were accused of breaking up because his girlfriend fell in love with me would be at least together within a week. A dark background color appeared behind him. Lucario said in the end and laughed dryly: I am not afraid of being pried into the corner, nor do I mind that the tip of the head and the public's attention were taken away by me. In the past twenty years of my life, only Xu Mo, you can form a team with me for so long, and naturally deserve the reputation of your close friend.

As far as you go, you actually have a lot of trouble...

Before I could finish my feelings, the pink-haired woman slapped Lucario hard behind her. Obviously, this cheerful tomboy was very repulsive of the indestructible atmosphere in front of her: Don’t complain here, have you forgotten what my grandmother said to you before she passed away? The more handsome you are, the greater the responsibility. You are shouldering the heavy responsibility of saving the world. I don’t remember the man I chose so fragile that he can’t bear the misunderstandings caused by others because of unknown conditions. What’s more, you have made a homosexual close friend who can be with you for the rest of your life. If that’s the case, what else can I complain about!

No, if there are no other accidents afterwards, we will only stand on the opposite sides in the future. Even though the former Demon King left me a path that does not require the world to be enemies, those who understand the truth of the plane are limited to the major forces in the Demon Realm. If you want to win the sincere support of the human forces without accidents, you may have to fight a battle first and then continue to discuss in detail when you win.

Of course, my weak and powerless complaint was completely ignored by the other two. (To be continued, please search Piaotianwen, the novel is better and faster!

ps: Thanks to Tianlan Maple Leaf, who did it, reader traveler, and Hongyaosheng’s monthly ticket support.

The postscript doesn’t count as money. By the way, I mentioned that recently ideas about works that are not doing their jobs have always emerged. I even want to write them and can’t post them publicly. I have a bad long article with a very fleshy texture. The following outline:

The doll has no memories of the past, but she knows that her original soul should be a man.

Perceive the deep desire of the father in his mind, the doll understands what needs to be done to get his father's favor.

Go hunting!

Traveling through time and space, capturing all kinds of women, and using all kinds of evil knowledge that have been instilled, insulting them, trampling on their personality, destroying their minds, making them lower their proud heads, and crawling at their feet with their bodies breathing.

Whenever a task is completed, the doll will obtain points based on the completion degree and can use points to purchase parts from his father to strengthen himself. You must know that the doll is a woman, so she always feels that she should spend points to install a rod-shaped organ that belongs to a man.

On the top row of the redemption list, there is a product that costs 100,000 points, called: Heart of the Doll.

For some reason, the doll felt that if it could be exchanged for it, it would be able to recover the lost past...
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