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Chapter 366 Mr. plumber, you can't do this

At night, in the temporary demon king city.

When I woke up from my nap, there were already stars hanging in the sky outside the window. After asking Sano to send his sister Leonida out of the Demon King City, I unknowingly slept for at least four hours.

Even if the body reaches a certain degree of perpetual movement, the spiritual part will still be depleted. Today, when I was attacking Bolong, the behavior of using the power of the world's roots to summon a large number of undead soldiers is not completely sequelae for me, but now even if I haven't taken off my eye mask, there will still be an unknown black barcode in the vision.

I rubbed my right eye with my hand. When I looked at the scenery in front of me again, the black barcode disappeared without a trace as if it had never appeared. It seemed that although there were sequelae, the symptoms themselves were not serious. However, to be on the safe side, it would be better to ask her to help me diagnose after Lu Weika's breathing.

I moved my muscles and bones a little. I remember when I was resting before, I was lying on the desk in the study, but now the room I am located is the dormitory in the temporary Demon King City. The reason for the error in front and back was that someone in the middle used clever techniques to move my position without disturbing me.

The low-level undead troops definitely don’t have this method, it can be imagined that the person who moved me must be Sano.

I was sitting on the bed, and even though I had already woken up, I still didn't mean to call Seno, but instead started thinking in the dormitory alone.

What I think is not complicated, it is purely self-reflection that I will inevitably do every time, as I experience it in another world gradually increases. I dare say that my thinking must also move closer to the other world bit by bit. I have realized this long ago about changing my ideas, so I will skip it this time, but I will not avoid it. I have to know that I have lived on the modern earth for more than 20 years. After deducting the four years of my life, I have at least seventeen years of memory. However, even if these seventeen years are added together, its richness is far less than the encounters I encountered after traveling through time.

I let out a long breath, here I can probably understand why many time travelers will subconsciously forget their past lives later. There is no other reason. Because compared with the magnificent adventure stories after time travel, there is really nothing to remember in the past life. After all, there is no friend in another world who can talk about this matter with you, and over time, it will naturally forget it.

It is indeed fun to play some memes that only time travelers know about teasing the indigenous people here. But because people here absolutely cannot understand the memes buried in the words, over time, they will inevitably lose the initial fun. Perhaps this is why I later accepted the initial identity of a bard who was rejected and started to do a great plagiarism career in another world.

Even my dad has never played me, coach, I want to play basketball, Wilson e, back... If all kinds of classic dialogues disappear because of time travel, I will definitely become much bored in my daily life in another world.

Of course, it does not mean that as a porter in another world, you can easily crush the indigenous people. It took me about half a month to a month to become familiar with the pace of the other world, and then I gradually learned the customs and habits here. Compared with the culture of the earth, the contact level of various races in the other world is much denser than that of the modern earth. For example, when I was in a commercial city before, I had seen at least twenty different races. If I only use the values ​​of the modern earth, it would easily make jokes. Not to mention that as a leader of a force, racial excellence is absolutely undesirable.

I have to admit that I am not a qualified leader, and I have never spent too much effort in managing territory and diplomacy. However, at least in a few major directions, I still have common sense. Aside from the occasional random behavior, the development of Demon King City has not yet established too many enemies. It is my most proud point.

If you look carefully, the forces that may be opposed at present are only limited to the Rococona Tribe Country. The Demon City can only be regarded as a small force now, so of course it will not attract much attention. The only troublesome point is that the attack on Timres did not declare war in advance, so even if the city was captured, it would seem unreasonable. Eliminate the tribe country that is most likely to fight back, and in accordance with the laws and regulations of the mainland, other forces can launch an attack on Timres without declaring war in advance. The reason why it is so peaceful now is that Timres City belongs to the tribe country after all. Even if other forces really fight, they generally cannot fight against the elite of the tribe country. Therefore, the only thing that Demon City really needs to guard against is the threat from the tribe country.

Well, it is said that it is a threat, but it is very likely that it is just sending negotiators here. There has been no war of medium or above in the other world for more than a hundred years. According to the analysis of Diyana, the most strategically conscious in the Demon King City, it is very likely that both sides were seriously injured in the previous Demon World War and have not yet recovered their vitality.

I have to say that the former Demon King is really powerful and can lead his army from the Demon Realm to the outside of the Kingdom of Braves. Even if he failed in the final battle, many people in the Demon Realm miss him and regard him as a hero.

In comparison, there is nothing he has ever heard of the deeds of the first demon king, while the second demon king is better than the former. She widely publicized the evil deeds of BL fan and the story of being tied to a stake and burned to death, which was recorded in the sacrificial Scriptures of various religions, specifically used to warn people not to forget the horror of fujoko.

I don’t want to understand the great achievements of the Second Demon King in depth. As a modern time traveler, I already know the horror of Fuji Girl. However, the reason why I can keep such a deep impression is probably due to the bl comic drawn by a Fuji Girl in her class when she was in junior high school, the protagonist of a plumber and a fruit seller.

Comic outline: The boss who sells fruits (forty-two years old, married, bald Mediterranean) was watching the store alone because his wife went out at home, but at this time the faucet of the toilet in the store was broken, so he called a plumber (thirty-five years old, unmarried, glasses attack) to repair it.

The boss who sells fruits, I like you!

Mr. Plumbing and Electrician, you can't do this. Grandpa who sells roast pork dumplings will see it...

Thinking back to this place, I almost vomited an old mouthful of blood. It was obviously something that happened nearly ten years ago, but it still hurt me now. The lethality of the BL comics to normal men is obvious. No wonder the second demon king was spread throughout the world in the name of a witch.

I expelled the comic content I saw back then from my mind. I patted my chest with lingering fear and forced my attention to the information left by the third demon king. Instead of remembering all the ancestors, it is better to focus on the front of me. You must know that the former demon king buried many hidden clues waiting for me to slowly dig.

In the remaining diary, most of the contents of the previous Demon King's record teaches time travelers how to adapt to the other world in the shortest time, and interspersed them with suggestions on the future business direction of the Demon King City. These contents also gave me a lot of help in the early stages of time travel. However, after leaving the early territory and contacting the outside world, the help provided by the diary to me has become relatively limited, and it has become a similar existence to souvenirs.

It's a pity that it's definitely a lie. You know, this is the experience passed down by the predecessors. The existence of the diary can be said to have prevented me from taking many detours. However, when I thought that the connection with the ex-devil king would probably be broken, the hidden wave Ss of the Bolong appeared, and it seemed that there were clues left by the former devil king on it. I could only wait to defeat the Bolong and get it.

Okay, Bo Long has defeated it now, but the spoiled out was finally picked up by Luweika. And because the other party was sulking, there was probably no need to think about getting it back in a short period of time, and my main mission was also stuck.

This matter can be either big or small. Although I usually only temporarily leave it aside even if I receive the main task, losing the direction of the next struggle in this way will make people feel more or less panicked.

People from the Rococona Tribe Country will come here. They quit their position as a tutor a while ago, and even abducted a tutor who teaches potions. Of course, it is better to avoid meeting people from the academy for the time being.

Delete and reduce all the way. If you don’t go out and take risks or have some sudden incidents, I found that there seems to be nothing I can do except deal with government affairs in the following days.

Or give yourself a vacation?

This idea is meaningless. Judging from the current situation, I am actually on a magnifying holiday every day. As long as Diana's subordinate who is urgently staring at me and training is not there, I will be in a state of being able to freely allocate all day.

Luvika either squatted in a place where food is sold or found a high place where no one is sitting in a daze. Sano and Beatres in Timles only indulge me. Lucalio, the only friend who can be regarded as a friend, would definitely be willing to mess with me everywhere. But today he just broke his leg. I think even if he is treated, he will be monitored by Litto Loli, and he will never go out alone in a short period of time.

Could it be that my life in another world is really so empty? There is no one else in the room, but I still can't help but talk to myself.

Lord Demon King. Seno's voice suddenly rang out, and then a head rolled out from under the bed like a ghost movie plot. He looked at me with two eyes that were dying with his eyes closed and said: If you think there is nothing to do, you can accompany you to a nearby village or rob the businessman passing by, and you only need to arouse public outrage...

Sano couldn't finish his words because I quickly took off the socks I had worn for a day and stuffed them into her mouth.

Um, umm, umm. After a series of vague pronunciations, Seno suddenly purred in his throat, and she swallowed my socks on the spot. (To be continued, please search Piaotianwen, the novel is better and faster!

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