Chapter Four Nine Children(1/2)
When he got home, Zhang Hao first smelled the aroma of stewed pork ribs.
Then I saw a black cat with black fur and extremely obese fur, with its limbs flat and soft belly, lying on the sofa like a black blanket.
It is obviously a cat, but now it has an expression of indulgence that can be understood at a glance.
"Oh! I'm not feeling well yet. You've been in love for more than two months. Jiuer, you're so passionate!"
As he spoke, Zhang Hao hugged the black cat in his arms, stroked it hard twice, then buried his head in the soft belly full of black hair, and sucked it twice!
"Cool!"
"Bang!"
"Mom! It hurts!"
Zhang's mother, who came out of the kitchen, saw someone ravaging his poor son, and knocked Zhang Hao's head with a rice spoon.
He grabbed the black cat and hugged it in his arms, and said angrily: "Don't mess with my son, my son is in a bad mood!"
Zhang Hao: ""
It is your son, who am I?
Are pets at home?
After the revival of spiritual energy, not only humans can become warriors, but animals have also evolved to a certain extent.
All the wisdom is opened.
Pets who are often with humans have similar intelligence to those of humans.
Therefore, people who keep pets treat pets as their families.
There is a family in the front building of Zhang Hao’s family who has a husky. It is said that the blind date failed more than thirty times, but it made his mother very worried! What should he do if his son can’t find his wife?
Jiuer, who was in his family, broke up with love two months ago, and has not yet recovered from his sadness.
Zhang's mother went back to the kitchen to cook, and Zhang Hao was watching TV, teasing Jiuer's tail and flirting with him.
"Click!"
The door opened.
The psychiatrist with glasses, Zhang's father is back.
He shouted happily as he entered the door: "Son! Look at what good things I have brought to you."
Zhang Hao raised his lips when he heard this. Just as he was about to get up to greet him, he saw his father walking straight to Jiuer with his bag.
Zhang Hao's smile froze!
I can't help but feel doubted about my family status for the first thousand times.
After a while, the meal was ready.
The family of four sat down around the dining table to prepare for dinner.
At this time, Zhang Hao said solemnly: "Dad! Mom! I want to take the martial arts exam!"
Because he got the system, he now needs to have supplements to supplement before he can practice normally.
So he told Zhang’s father and mother that he would take the martial arts exam and that he would have to pay for supplements!
He would not make money by himself like the protagonists who got the system in old books.
He has no ambition!
Hearing his words, the dining table suddenly became quiet.
After a while, Zhang’s father and mother burst into laughter!
"Hahaha! No! I'm so laughing to death. Husband, have you heard what this kid said? He actually wants to take the martial arts exam! Hahaha, I'm so laughing to death!"
"Hahaha, I didn't expect my son to have the talent to tell jokes. This joke is really funny."
"I used to worry that he would starve to death in the future. Now I don't have to worry. I can tell jokes so much that I can't starve to death as a comedian in the future!"
It was Jiuer who was sad because of the breakup that there was a smile in her eyes when she heard this.
These two people were so happy, but Zhang Hao was so angry!
What's the meaning!
Why is it a joke if I want to take the martial arts exam?
Do you know that destroying a child is a crazy blow to his enthusiasm!
I'm so angry!
Stop eating!
"Every meal!" After a bowl of rice, and then a bowl of ribs were picked up, Zhang Hao returned to his room angrily!
"Bang!"
Hearing Zhang Hao's voice closing the door fiercely, Zhang's father and mother stopped laughing, and the two looked at each other.
Zhang's father asked in confusion: "I won't really want to take the martial arts exam now, right? If it's true, then we'll do it."
Before he finished speaking, Zhang's mother raised her hand with chopsticks and interrupted her, rolling her eyes: "He is taking the martial arts degree? Even if our Jiuer passes the exam, he won't even get the exam!"
After thinking about it, Zhang's father nodded violently: "That's true!"
There is no parent who doesn’t want to become a child, nor does it want to believe in his children.
But Zhang Hao’s record since childhood made them unable to believe it!
He didn't mention anything about school, even when he went to kindergarten, he never had a little red flower.
Who can believe that the contestant wants to take the martial arts exam?
Zhang’s mother’s pork ribs are very hot.
I pursed my mouth and twitched my fingers, and the bare bones came out.
In the room, Zhang Hao was eating tender pork ribs in his mouth, and his heart was filled with fire.
What kind of parents are these!
Although it was the first time I became a parent, it couldn’t be so unreliable!
After eating the ribs, the heat was almost gone. But although I was no longer angry, the problem was still not solved!
My parents can’t point it anymore, so where can he get money?
After thinking about it, I thought there was a golden house in my heart, so I took out my mobile phone, found a program, and learned how to make money!
"Today, the Fengtian Constable quickly cracked down on a criminal gang that specializes in kidnapping and extortion."
"The anti-gang and evil activities organized by the Liaodong government have made decisive progress."
"My border defense has lost a large-scale smuggling gang today!"
Watching the show one episode after another, suddenly! When I saw the new episode, Zhang Hao's eyes lit up.
"The Constable from Jinbei arrested the suspect who was suspected of organizing and providing y*special services, Mr. Li!
Zhang Hao pondered for a while, then turned off his phone and walked out of the room.
It's already past seven o'clock now.
Zhang’s father and mother went out to dance square dance, and the only one at home was Jiuer who was thinking about his ex-girlfriend sadly.
When he came to Jiuer, Zhang Hao made a smoking gesture in front of his mouth with his index finger and middle finger, and asked, "One whole?"
Jiuer looked at him and then came to the rooftop with him.
Take out a bag of catnip in the corner, roll it with cigarette paper, lit it, put it in Jiuer's mouth.
Then Zhang Hao also lit a cigarette for himself.
"Suck~"
"Huh~"
The evening breeze blows and looks at the lights, each person and cat swallow the clouds and spits out the mist!
After smoking a cigarette, Zhang Hao took another one, took a deep breath, and then with the light of the cigarette butts, he found Jiuer who was integrated with the night and said deeply.
"Jiu'er, love is not scary! What's scary is that you will never recover after the love is broken!"
"Isn't it just a breakup! What's the matter? One ex-girlfriend left, and countless existing girlfriends!"
"A real man! He cried and searched for death when he was heartbroken!"
"Besides, at your age, do you understand love!"
"What are you using to maintain your love!"
"The economic foundation determines the superstructure, and feelings also require money to maintain!"
"At your age, the most important thing is to make money, and it is a career!"
"If you have money, you won't let you meet the right person at the wrong age!"
To be continued...