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798 American swear words

What is the feeling in my mouth at this moment?

Lieutenant Colonel Kroo could not express it in words.

But he only knew one thing, that he seemed to be unable to feel his tongue at the moment.

"help!help!i need help!" He wanted to shout, notifying people outside to come in and help him. But he was frightened to find that his voice was cut off in his throat, as if it had completely disappeared.

Lieutenant Colonel Krolo was frightened and thought the seafood pie he had just eaten contained a deadly poison.

He hurriedly found a bottle of water and poured a large bottle of 1,25 liters of pure water into his stomach, even though he had already drunk it.

After filling a bottle of water, Lieutenant Colonel Krool felt that his throat was slightly healed.

He tried to make a few syllables and was surprised to find that he could hear the sound he made. Although the sound was weak and the volume was relatively small, it could still be heard.

This made Lieutenant Colonel Kroo very excited. He rushed out of his temporary room in a hurry. Regardless of the surprised eyes of others outside the door, he shouted in his greatest voice: "Pili is poisonous! Pili is poisonous! Don't eat it! Don't eat it!"

"Sir, do you need help?" A passing lieutenant saw Lieutenant Colonel Kroo shouting something in a vague manner, so he came to him and asked.

"Yes, I need help in a great way!" Lieutenant Colonel Kroo nodded repeatedly.

Although the lieutenant did not hear Lieutenant Colonel Kollo clearly, he could see clearly. After seeing the Lieutenant Colonel nod, he said to him: "Sir, you are speaking very little now, and I can't hear clearly. Is there anything you need to help me? Can you write it on it?"

As he said that, he took out his pen and paper with him and placed it in front of Lieutenant Colonel Krolo.

Lieutenant Colonel Krolo quickly retelled his words in the notebook to the lieutenant. After taking the notebook, the lieutenant asked Lieutenant Colonel Krolo in surprise: "Lieutenant Colonel, are you sure? We have eaten all the seafood pie, there is no problem?"

Lieutenant Colonel Kroul nodded suddenly, pointing to his mouth, and then wrote in his notebook: 'I ate seafood pie, but I can't speak anymore. I don't feel anything in my mouth, and I have no idea what's going on now!'

The lieutenant saw the words from Lieutenant Colonel Kollo, and thought for a while and asked him, "Sir, why not do that. I will call the military doctor over here and ask the military doctor to judge your condition. At the same time, I will notify everyone that all those who have eaten seafood pies will be given to the military doctor for a strict test. Do you think this is OK?"

Lieutenant Colonel Kroul nodded quickly.

The lieutenant helped Lieutenant Colonel Kroo sit nearby, and then went to inform the remaining members of the US military observer and military doctors.

The military doctor soon came to Lieutenant Colonel Kollow. After seeing the military doctor, Lieutenant Colonel Kollow immediately wrote in his notebook: 'You said seafood pies have no harmful substances, but why can't I speak after eating them?!'

Looking at the excited Lt. Col. Kloe, the military doctor made a gesture to him without any irritability.

Immediately afterwards, the military doctor said to Lieutenant Colonel Krolo: "Mr. Lieutenant Colonel, I have learned about your current situation from Lieutenant Lei. You don't have to talk to me now, it is more appropriate to use text communication. First of all, I want to ask you, how did your situation come about?"

‘How else can I come? Could it be that you, the damn guy, didn’t detect that there was something wrong with the damn seafood pie, which led to me being like this now?’ The series of (American swear words) in the book are very good to reflect Lieutenant Colonel Kloe’s current mood.

However, the military doctor calmly held his gold-rimmed glasses. He took out the treatment sheet from the pocket of his white coat and said something on it. Then he stopped writing and asked Lieutenant Colonel Kroo: "Mr. Lieutenant Colonel, how long has this been happening after you have eaten the seafood pie?"

‘I don’t know.’ Lieutenant Colonel Kroo shook his head.

"Okay, let's change the question. Mr. Lieutenant Colonel, when did you eat that seafood pie?" the military doctor continued to ask.

Lieutenant Colonel Kroul recalled it and then wrote with uncertainty: ‘About a quarter of an hour ago?’

"Very good, Mr. Lieutenant Colonel, you can recall what other things you had eaten before eating this seafood pie? For example, have you used some illegal drugs in the army?" The military doctor kept recording in his notebook, and asked Lieutenant Colonel Kroo.

'What are you damn guy asking? As the chief of the intelligence department, how could I knowingly use those damn banned drugs? You damn guy, I'm calling you to solve my current damn situation, not to make you damn guy suspicious of me!' Lieutenant Colonel Kroo blushed and glared at the military doctor writing on the paper.

Facing the rows of (American swear words), the military doctor pretended not to see it. After he wrote something on the medical sheet, he said to Lieutenant Colonel Krolo: "Mr. Lieutenant Colonel, please open your mouth and make a 'ah' sound."

Lieutenant Colonel Kroo did as he heard this, but it was obvious that his actions did not satisfy the military doctor. So the military doctor said to him again: "Mr. Lieutenant Colonel, please try your best to open your mouth. I am checking whether your vocal cords are damaged. I am not carrying too many medical equipment, I can only use simple medical equipment to check you."

So Lieutenant Colonel Krool opened his mouth hard, and his hard look made people feel like an evolved zombie who poked out his tentacles from his mouth during Resident Evil.

Unfortunately, the military doctor was still not satisfied. He asked Lieutenant Colonel Kroo with a little annoyed, "What about 'a'? Let Lieutenant Colonel you make a 'a'? How can I tell if your vocal cords are damaged if you don't do any movement?"

So our poor Lieutenant Colonel Kloe had to say "Ah!!!" in his greatest voice as much as possible, regardless of the severe discomfort in his throat.

"Look, isn't your vocal cords very normal? There is no problem with your vocal cords. Before, you were unable to speak, just temporary oral paralysis. Just like the anesthetics used to apply to the mouth during tooth extraction, it's just that this anesthetic is a bit too much, which makes your vocal cords temporarily lose their vocal function." The military doctor shrugged and spread his hands to Lieutenant Colonel Krolo.

Lieutenant Colonel Krolo, who was immersed in the surprise that he could speak again, suddenly stared at the military doctor. However, he also knew that when he was out now, there was only such a professional military doctor on the ship, and he could not offend him. He had to glar at the military doctor in disappointment and then asked him: "I want to ask, Mr. Doctor, why does this problem occur after I ate the seafood pie? Does this mean that you did not do your previous work well?"
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